Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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16、ysinglebanner.1.eSlie坚持得已经挺不错了1.esliesbeenholdingittogetherprettywell,但今天是她最需要我们的时候buttodayiswhensheneedsusthemost.所以我们成立了LeslieKnope情感支持特遣队ThatswhyweformedtheLeslieKnopeemotionalsupporttaskforce.她扛过这最后几个小时可能需要的任何东西Anythingshecouldpossiblyneedtogetherthroughthesefinalhours,我们都搞定了wegotitcovered.背部按&h

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22、petsforyoutopracticesoyoucanfitin.Annabel我对你那几缙深染秀发羡慕到爆惹”Annabel,couldIbemorejelsofyourlow-lightsrightnow?“我是说我的地啊那个刘海我羡慕得不得了啊”Imean,O.M.Squee,talkaboutbangsenvy.哎呀你路还很长呢SwansonOOfyougotalongwaytogo,Swanson.我们重新开始从头-我太后悔了1.etsgoagain,fromthetop.-1regreteverything.宝你赶上了8点了-谢天谢地Babe,youmadeit.Its8:00.

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25、ooclosetocall,arealnail-biter,anybodysgame.这是你今晚听不到的三个词Thesearethreephrasesyouwon,theartonight,因为LeSlieKnope已经被票选逐出市议会asLeslieKnopehasbeenvotedoutofoffice.预料中的难辨胜负.Whatwasexpectedtobeacloserace.他说什么Whatdidhesay?实际上并不难辨.Hasactuallybeenanotcloserace.Pawnee选民们果断地将LeSlieKnope.Pawneevotershavedecisivelyr

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29、s?你败选演讲的内容考虑过了吗Haveyouthoughtaboutaconcessionspeech?哦败选演讲是吧Oh,concessionspeech?是啊我写了个Yeah,Iwroteone.”吃我的短裤吧蠢蛋们Knope走人”Eatmyshorts,Jabronies.Knope,out我觉得最好晚些再讨论败选演讲的事情吧1thoughtitbesttorevisittheconcessionspeechatalatertime.但我们要关注的是鬼屋Butweshouldfocusonthehauntedhouse.而你知道我觉得它需要什么呢一只纸糊的LilSebastianAndy

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