ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、女士们先生们1.adiesandgentlemen,伟大Pawnee市的下一位市议员thenextcitycouncilorforthegreatcityofPawneeBobbyNewportBobbyNewport.嘿BObby-嘿HeyBobby.-Hey.谢了男的Thanks,guy.嘿好吧Hey,allright.嗨我是BobbyNewportHi,mBobbyNewport.你们知道我们刚进入这次竞选才两天Youknow,we,retwodaysintothiscampaign,到现在为止都还挺棒的andsofarit,sgoinggreat.实际上我不知道为什么他们把这叫做“竞-

2、选”Infact,Idontknowwhytheycallitacam-pain.因为到目前的感觉还都是“竞爽”Becauseupuntilnowit,sbeenacam-pleasure.”好了嘿要不开始排队签名然后领免费Bobby棒吧Allright,hey,whydontwelineupforautographsandfreeBobbybars.哈谁想来个Bobby棒啊Huh?WhowantsaBobbybar?BobbyNewportSweetums糖果财富的继承人BobbyNewport,heirtothesweetumscandyfortune.我爸爸做的Mydadmadeem.他

3、刚刚加入比赛Hejustenteredtherace,而他已经在所有民调中领先70%了andhe,salready70pointsupinallthepolls.他很有吸引力也很迷人Heisattractiveandcharming.而且他家雇佣了半个镇Andhisfamilyemployshalfthetown,但那又怎样啊butsowhat?我做了大半辈子政♥府♥官员精通相关议题Iamalifelonggovernmentbureaucratwhoswell-versedintheissues.而那些才是赢得竞选的那种性感的资历Andthosearethekin

4、dofsexyqualicationsthatwinelections.怎么样啊我是BobbyNewportHowsitgoing?mBobbyNewport.但你们可能早就知道了吧Butyouprobablyknewthatalready.嗯Newport先生我们终于见面了Well,Mr.Newport,wemeetatlast.我是LeslieKnopemLeslieKnope.啊好哒Ah,okeydoke.所以你想让我签给Lope小姐还是就写Nesney呢SodoyouwantmetosignthattomissLopeorjustNesney?啥不What?No.1.eslie就好-L

5、eslie吗1.esliesfine.-Leslie?是啊Knope小姐是市议会的候选人Yeah,missKnopeisacandidateforcitycouncil.一直在联♥系♥你办公室商量辩论事宜呢Beencallingyourofficetryingtosetupadebate.哦不你们搞错了吧Oh,no,youguysarewrong.我没有对手啊mrunningunopposed.我挺确定我没有对手的对吧mprettysuremrunningunopposed,right?不你不是没有对手No,yourenotrunningunopposed.你很有对

6、手就是我Youveveryopposedbyme.哦太好了Oh,terrific.我爱认识各种人我很爱是的Ilovemeetingpeople.Iloveit.Yeah.你们是做什么的呢What,dyouguysdo?我们刚刚告诉你了Wejusttoldyou.我们要竞选市议会Weregonnaberunningforcitycouncil.好啊来拿个Bobby棒吧Great.Here,haveaBobbybar.拿吧我爸爸做的Goahead,mydadmadeem.好的乡亲们Okay,folks.嘿我是BobbyNewportHey,ImBobbyNewport.我觉得我们吓到他了1thin

7、kwescaredhim.来拿个Bobby棒吧我爸爸做的Here,haveaBobbybar.Mydadmadeem.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第12集第4季第12集嘿Ann你还是个护士吗Hey,Ann,areyoustillanurse还是说他们因为你睡了所有医生把你开了ordidtheyfireyoubecauseyousleptwithallthedoctors?你再说一遍Youwannatrythatagain?嘿Ann你还是个护士吗Hey,Ann,areyoustillanurse?因为Andy感觉不太好BecauseAndysnotfeelingwell.怎么了AndyWhatsw

8、rong,Andy?就有点头疼Justgotaheadache.而且我看重影了Andmseeingdouble.而且有首歌♥卡在我脑袋里AndIgotasongstuckinmyhead,而且我牙齿疼andmyteethhurt.而且我饿了Alsomhungry.好吧嗯有些事情确实是症状Okay,well,someofthosethingsaresymptoms有些只是人类的正常状态andsomeofthemarejustbeingaperson.你撞到头了吗没Didyouhityourhead?-No.哦是的严格说我确实把我的头部区域撞进了墙部区域Oh,yes,technica

9、llyIdidsmashmyheadareaintothewallarea.是啊他挂上黄金唱片的时候搞的Yeah,hewashanginguphisgoldrecord.哦我的天你还好吗Oh,myGod,areyouokay?是啊我没事Yeah,mgood.重点是我有张黄金唱片了Pointis,Ihaveagoldrecord.嗯我能帮你处理伤口和淤青Well,Icanhelpyouwithcutsandbruises但其他东西你只能去找真IE的医生了buttheotherstuffyouregonnahavetoseearealdoctor.嘿自作聪明的人我们付不起啊Hey,smartass

10、,wecan,taffordit嘿自作聪明的人你们付得起Hey,smartass,yes,youcan.你们有医保的Youhaveinsurance.你俩的自作都没那么聪明Neitherofyourassesarethatsmart因为保险是为r给你车子发生坏事时用的becauseinsuranceisforifsomethingbadhappenstoyourcar.PS我好多年都没有了P.S.Ihaventhaditinyears.哦我的天我们居然还同居过Oh,myGod,weusedtolivetogether.是哦你还对我有留恋呢Yeah,youstillgotitforme.我是Bo

11、bbyNewportmBobbyNewport.我们家拥有这个镇上23平方公里的土地Myfamilyownsninesquaremilesoflandinthistown.而我们家不就是这个镇真正的意义所在吗Andisntmyfamilywhatthistown,sreallyabout?Newport2012竞选市议会由BobbyNewport的爸爸买♥♥单投票支持BobbyNewport竞选市议会VoteBobbyNewportforcitycouncil.那个家伙到处都有Thatguyiseverywhere.我就不抱怨了Iamnotcomplaining.嗯

12、我们必须找到办法打败他Well,wehavetofindawaytobeathim.幸运的是Ben会宣布AndluckilyBenisgoingtoannounce西方民♥主♥历史上考虑过最棒的竞选策略themostamazingcampaignstrategyeverthoughtofintheentirehistoryofwesterndemocracy.来吧Ben这就是你的好点子Go,Ben,here,syourgreatidea.我们全都准备好了开始Wereallreadyforit.Andstart.我在竞选公职我被我的朋友们环绕mrunningforof

13、fice.msurroundedbymyfriends.我的竞选经理和我彼此相爱Mycampaignmanagerand1areinlove.这就是我小时候梦想中的状态ThisisexactlyhowIdreameditwouldbewhenIwasakid.除了我没有落后70个点ExceptIwasnt70pointsbehind,而且我的竞选经理是妙人管家里的Belvedere先生andmycampaignmanagerwasMr.Belvedere.旧约撒母耳记中大卫用投石器以弱胜强我们是大卫WeareDavid.Newport是歌♥利亚NewportisGoliath.这

14、就是我们的投石器Thisisourslingshot.是的我们写一篇鼓舞人心的专栏文章Yes,we,llwriteaninspiringop-edpiece.不是Pawnee-Eagleton高中篮球对抗赛No,thePawnee-Eagletonhighschoolbasketballgame.现在在这个镇它的阵势比超级碗还大Now,inthistownitsbiggerthantheSuperBowl.我们花上所有的钱我们在中场播一个广♥告♥Wetakeallourmoney,weairaTVadrightathalftime.而我觉得我们该播一个针对Bobby

15、Newport的攻击性广&hearts浩♥AndIthinkweshouldmakeanattackadagainstBobbyNewport.哦-那真是个好主意Oh!-Thatisagreatidea!谢谢-耶是个好主意啊-好的很好Thankyou.-Yay,itsagoodidea.-Allright,great.所以我们开始吧Soletsgettowork.RonSwanson近来可好RonSwanson.Howareyou?在Present.我在公共工程部有个会Ihaveameetingatpublicworks,我在想可能你愿意来旁听andIwasthinkingtha

16、tmaybeyoumightwannasitin.你为什么这么想啊Whywouldyouthinkthat?他们在努力搞一些迷人的高预算的项目Theyareworkingonanumberoffascinating,big-budgetprojects.我在这很忙的mverybusyhere.而我被强迫要残忍♥地完全砍掉ThatIambeingforcedtobrutallycutentirely.我计划里可以匀一点时间Icanmakeroominmyschedule.太棒了Wonderful.你知道的我可不太喜欢传达负面新闻Asyouknow,mnotabigfanOfdeli

17、veringbadnews.Chris这会是我绝对的幸事Chris,itwouldbemyabsolutepleasure.你考虑过砍掉整个消防部门吗Haveyouconsideredcuttingtheentirefiredepartment?我个人扑灭过几场本地大火Ivepersonallyputoutseverallocalfires没有花过纳税人一分钱atnocosttothetaxpayer.看左边1.ooktotheleft.右边Theright.无所谓了Whatever.药品你是那种迷上自己毒品的医生吗Areyouthekindofdoctorwhogetshookedonhis

18、owndrugs?我赌你是Ibetyouare.所以Andy告诉我发生了什么So,Andy,tellmewhathappened.我在读一本百科全书Iwasreadinganencyclopedia,而我绊倒了或者说“跌倒了andItrippedorfellover然后撞到了头andhitmyhead或者叫“脑头盔”orbrainhelmet.是啊他打了个喷嚏头撞到墙上了Yeah,hesneezedandsmackedhisheadagainstthewall.那听起来才差不多Thatsoundsaboutright.嗯即使有脑震荡也是极其轻微的Well,ifitsaconcussionits

19、extremelymild,所以我不会太担心soIwouldntworryaboutit.有其他烦你的事情吗Anythingelsebotheringyou?没好Nope.-Okay.嗯我是说是的我的膝盖坑区域有个奇怪的疹子Well,Imean,yeah,vegotaweirdrashinmykneepitarea.而且我的舌头这一边尝不出任何味道了Andmytongue,onthisside,doesnttasteanythinganymore.有时候我走路我脚踝就发出奇怪的响尾蛇声音SometimeswhenIwalkmyanklesmake,like,aweirdrattlesnakes

20、ound.还有啥Whatelse?离我眼睛很远的东西很模糊Thingsthatarefarawayfrommyeyesarefuzzy.我有一次带包装纸吃了个巧克力棒IonceateaTwixwiththewrapperonit,而我从没见那个包装纸拉出来过andIveneverseenthewrappercomeout而且我过去25年来嚼过的每一片口香糖都吞下去了Alsoveswallowedeverypieceofgumthatvechewedforthepast25years.Andy我不知道啊Andy!-1dontknow.我来的路上搞坏了大拇指Ibrokemythumbonthewa

21、yoverhere.就把我修好啊Justfixme.嗯我能帮你处理大拇指Well,Icanhelpyouwiththethumb.对J二其他一千件事我会给你推荐专科医生的Andllhavetogiveyoureferralsforspecialistsfortheotherthousandthings.哇谢谢你啥也没帮Harris医生Wow,thanksfornothing,Dr.Harris.不用谢Yourewelcome.嘿我是BobbyNewport我是个普通人Hey,mBobbyNewport.maregularguy.我喜欢狗Ilikedogs.我在陪着我的波斯灰狗”法式火锅”mhe

22、rewithmypersiangreyhoundRaclette,是我的好朋友法国Alsace-Lorraine皇冠的觊觎者给的whowasgiventomebymybuddy,thepretendertothecrownofAlsace-Lorraine.投票支持BobbyNewport竞选市议会VoteBobbyNewportforcitycouncil.嘿呃我俩私下说Hey,um,betweenyouandme,我觉得Donna对我们拍负面广&hearts浩♥有点看法1thinkthatDonnaishavingaproblemwithgoingnegativeinthea

23、d.不不我永远走负面Nuh-uh,Ialwaysgonegative.甚至我喜欢那个男的也走负面EvenifIliketheguyIgonegative.让他们有兴趣Keepseminterested.谢TDonnaThanks,Donna.嗯我不想告诉你Well,Ididntwanttotellyouthis,但Ann为此感觉挺难熬butAnnishavingahardtimewithit.她现在有点抓狂了Sheskindoffreakingoutrightnow.哦我的天这根魔力记号♥笔闻起来像樱桃Oh,myGod,thismagicmarkersmellslikecherr

24、ies.嘿有个问题你喜欢这个主意吗Hey,heresaquestion,doyouliketheidea?是什谁Its.wha.who.你喜欢吗Doyoulikeit?你看你对你的竞选如何进行有一种设想1.ook,youhaveavisionofhowyourcampaignshouldgo.我是你的首席战略家所以我肯定我们能解决的Iamyourchiefstrategist,somsurewecanworkitout.要不你就告诉我你想的是什么Whydontyoujusttellmewhatyourethinking.我讨厌负面广♥告♥我一百万年也不会拍Ihate

25、negativeads,andIwouldneverdooneinamillionyears.谢谢你今天来JohnThankyou,John,forcomingin.公共工程部很棒Thepublicworksdepartmentiswonderful,而你也是业界最好的谋士andyouarethebestideamaninthebusiness.还有我们要取消你所有正在进行的项目Also,werecancellingallofyourongoingprojects.什么What?那Pawnee河坝会怎么样呢WhataboutthePawneeriverdam?大坝已经死了祝你今天心情愉快Dam

26、sdead.Haveaniceday.那水都会往哪走呢Wherewillallthewatergo?去它现在流向的地方Whereveritsheadednow.重要的是大坝建不起来了Theimportantthingisthedamisneverhappening你的梦想也粉碎了andyourdreamhasbeencrushed.我们感到十分抱歉-我没有Wereverysorry.-1amnot.会议不错Goodmeeting.这不是个负面广♥告♥Itsnotanegativead.我们在陈述关于他的事实Werestatingfactsabouthim,然后是的它

27、们碰巧就是负面的因为他是个笨蛋and,yeah,theyhappentobenegativebecausehesabonehead.嗯我想播的那条广8hearts;告♥会高光关卜我自己的好事Well,Iwantedtorunanadthathighlightsthegoodthingsaboutme,而不是关于其他人的坏事notthebadthingsaboutsomebodyelse.Tom你是我们的沟通主管Tom,youareourcommunicationsdirector.参与一下Weighinhere.1.eslie我爱你的主意1.eslie,Iloveyouridea

28、.我也爱你的主意Ialsoloveyouridea.两个很棒的主意两个很棒的人Twogreatideas,twogreatpeople.我不知道谁的主意更好Idontknowwhichideasbetter,但我知道我会在赢的那一边butIdoknowllenduponthewinningside.我赌马的时候WhenIbetonhorses,我从来都不会输Ineverlose.为什么呢Why?我赌所有的马Ibetonallthehorses.要不这样我们分成小组How,boutwedothis,wesplitupintoteams,我们各自做一个我们广&hearts浩♥的试播版

29、weeachmakeademoversionofourad.我们喜欢哪一个就用哪一个Whicheveronewelikebetterweuse.好主意Greatidea!只要Leslie也觉得可以AslongasLesliethinkssoaswell.当然我挑Ann和Donna来我的小组Sure,llpickAnnandDonnaformyteam.Jerry你可以拿去什么YoucantakeJerry.-What?嗯你想要走负面Well,youwantedtogonegative.你就得到了世界上最负面的人兄弟Yougotthebiggestnegativeintheworld,buddy

30、.好吧所有人我需要你们大大的微笑Okayeverybody,Ineedbigsmilesfromyou我们在做一个很正面的广♥告♥Weremakingapositiveadhere.就想着这是圣诞节还有你的生日SojustthinkofthisasChristmasandyourbirthday还有开学第一天混在了同一天andthefirstdayofschoolallrolledupintoone.正面永远比负面更好Positiveisalwaysbetterthannegative.巴拉克奥巴马说是的我们可以”BarackObamasaid,yeswecan,现

31、在他是总统了andnowhespresident.Ben说“不我们不该”Bensays,noweshouldnt,现在他给她女朋友打工andnowhesworkingforhisgirlfriend.伙计们我需要双倍的微笑好吗Guys,Ineeddoublethesmiles,okay?我们再来一遍开始1.etstakeitbackagain.Andaction.嗯这样子很棒我们真的很正面Andthisisgoinggreat.Werereallypositive.我觉得我们拍到了好东西对吧Ithinkwe,regettinggoodStUffright?什么Whatsthe.哦不是吧Oh,c

32、omeon.1.eslie我觉得BobbyNewport的大巴车进镜头1.eslie,IthinkBobbyNewport1Sbuswasinthatshot.你觉得吗Doyouthink?EH4ME,H,4,M.土豆形状Potatoshape.咖啡杯形状Coffeemugshape.污点污点中指污点Smudge,smudge,middlefinger,smudge.其他都是污点Therestareallsmudges.哦我的天哪是你开车来的啊Oh,myGod,youdroveushere.我们一周内给自己预约了差不多一亿个医生Wemade,like,100milliondoctorsappo

33、intmentsforourselvesinoneweek.在这之后我们大概十年都不用去看医生了Afterthiswewon,thavetogotothedoctorfor,like,tenyears,因为我们太聪明了becausewesmart.嗯你肯定需要眼镜了Well,youdefinitelyneedglasses.不他才不要眼镜No,he,snotgettingglasses.我喜欢他脸的样子Ilikehisfacethewayitis.如果你配眼镜我就和你离婚Ifyougetglasses,lldivorceyou.嗯你听到了医生Well,youheardher,doc.太帅了不能

34、戴眼镜无意冒犯Toohandsomeforglasses,nooffense.我得承认他的发型确实到位Igottaadmit,hishairgame,sonpoint.得找到他在他的“头滑”上抹的是什么产品Gottafindoutwhatkindofproductheputsupinhisherr.嘿Leslie的广♥告♥拍得如何了Hey,how,sLesliesadgoing?非常的好It,sverygood.但你的也是非常的好Butyoursisalsoverygood.你准备好配旁白了吗Youreadyforthevoice-over?好了Yeah.Bobby

35、Newport这辈子没有过一份正经工作BobbyNewportsneverhadarealjobinhislife.你得多来点态度Yougottagiveitmoreattitude.得要吓到其他人Itsgottascarepeople.BobbyNewport.BobbyNewport.是啊好行Yeah,okay.Allright.BobbyNewport这辈Ti没有过一份正经工作BobbyNewportsneverhadarealjobinhislife.BobbyNewport这辈7没有过一份IE经工作BobbyNewportsneverhadarealjobinhislife.Bobb

36、yNewportBobbyNewport.BobbyNewportBobbyNewport.BobbyNewportBobbyNewport.BobbyNewportBobbyNewport.BobbyNewportBobbyNewport.NewportNewport.Bobby-BobbyBobby.-Bobby.BobbyBobby.NewportNewport.好了现在我们在浪费时间了JerryAllright,nowwerejustwastingtime,Jerry.RonSwansonRonSwanson!我想感谢你那天会上表现得如此残忍♥无情Iwanttothank

37、youforbeingsoruthlessandcruelinthemeetingtheotherday.你得说得具体一点Youllhavetobemorespecific.公共工程部大坝的那个事Withthepublicworksdepartmentaboutthedam.啊Ah.你觉得我带你去吃午饭WhatdoyousayItakeyoutolunch然后我们聊聊你想要完成的所有项目如何andthenwecantalkaboutalltheprojectsthatyouwanttogetaccomplished.那就没有必要了Thatwontbenecessary.我没有任何项目Idont

38、haveanyprojects.我讨厌项目1hateprojects.真是讨厌啊我们得点单了Whatapill.Weshouldorder.然后我们聊行话了你想吃什么Andthenwecantalkshop.Whatareyougonnahave?我在想一些生的和基于黄瓜的东西mthinkingsomethingrawandcucumber-based.一根黄瓜Acucumber.我不知道发生了什么Idontknowwhathappened.我拒绝了他的邀请Ideclinedhisinvitation.他开始大笑Hestartedlaughing.然后我意识到的下一件事就是一起吃午饭了Andt

39、henextthingIknew,wewereatlunch.他给我下药了吗Didhedrugme?嗨我是BobbyNewportHi,ImBobbyNewport.摇滚明星我爸是JohnCougarMellencamp的朋友MydadisfriendswithJohnCougarMellencamp.那还挺酷的Thatsprettycool.这个家伙在竞选什么啊Whatisthisguyrunningfor,上每个频道全时段的总统吗presidentofbeingoneverychannelallthetime?提醒你Leslie我们一个小时之内就要把广&hearts浩♥送到电

40、视台了Reminder,Leslie,wehavelessthananhourtogettheadtothestation.Ann你又美丽又有条理Ann,yourebeautifulandyou,reorganized.所以不对任何人有偏见Soinordernottobiasanyone,这是Ben和我做的两个广♥告♥thesearethetwoadsthatBenandImade.我就随机选一个mjustgonnapickonerandomly,然后我们先放那个andwe,llplaythatonefirst.哦耶是很棒的那个Oh,yay,theawesomeon

41、e.嗨我是LeslieKnopeHi,mLeslieKnope.我支持公园支持公共安全mpro-parks,pro-publicsafety,我也支持净水andmpro-cleanwater.我还支持环境法规malsopro-environmentalregulation,我也非常非常支持本地提案andmvery,verypro-localpropositions4586和102f45,86,and102f.但最重要的是我支持PawneeButmostOfan,Impro-Pawnee.这是一些其他我支持的东西Herearesomeotherthingsthatmpro.你可以看到我支持很多的

42、东西Asyoucansee,Iminfavorofalotofthings,比如热狗likehotdogs.对吧CharlieRight,Charlie?耶PAWNEE我是LeslieKnopemLeslieKnope,我赞成这条信息andIapprovethismessage.是的我爱这个Yes.Iloveit.太棒了Fantastic.我们还需要放你的吗Doweevenwanttoscreenyours?额是啊那也太糟糕了Uh,yeah,thatwasawful.你什么意思Whatdoyoumean?说出一个做错了的事情Nameonethingthatwaswrongwithit.好吧你甚

43、至都没提到你要竞选公职Okay,youneverevenmentionedyouwererunningforoffice.你真的从没说过”市议会”这个词Youliterallyneversaidthewords,citycouncil.我没.那是暗示的Ididn,t.thatitsimplied.我没有.我们可以就放进去1didnt.wecanjustputitin.好吧Okay.1.eslie太擅长太多事情了.1.eslieissogoodatsomanythings而太不擅长那个了andsobadatthatBobbyNewport的一切都是托在银盘子上送给他的BobbyNewportsb

44、eenhandedeverythingonasilverplatter.他在他爸糖果公♥司♥的轻松工作Hiscushyjobathisdadscandycompany,Sweetums甜牙内部通讯BobbyNewport牛轧糖副总裁是送给他的handedtohim.Pawnee太阳报小Bobby的船开进来了！在12岁Bobby的新玩具”里他18米长的船Bobby的船His60-footboat,Bobbysboat,12岁的时候送给他的handedtohimwhenhewas12.1.eslieKnope也在竞选市议会1.eslieKnopeisrunningfor

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