Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、前情提要Previouslyon.在我听来好像某人已经不再愤怒了Soundstomeasifsomeonesletgoofhisrage.可能是吧-我可不会MaybeIhave.Well,ihaven,t.费丽沙想要自己解决问题Feliciatookmattersintoherownhands.如果你要我取消婚礼我也会做的Youwantmetocalloffthewedding,lldoit.我会为你做任何事卡尔把决定权丢给了苏珊.lldowhateveryouwant.KarlputtheballinSusanscourt.你的D.U.1.费用那样会很难看Withyourd.U.I.Char

2、ge,itcouldgetugly.而安德鲁则把布里告上法庭.WhileAndrewtriedtotakeBreetocourt.她有亲生父亲-他还是个孩子Theresafather.Hesakid!加布丽尔和卡洛斯带走了孩子.合同已经无效了GabrielleandCarlostookthebaby.Thepapersarentvalidanymore.你真的打算让这个漂亮的小女孩Doyoureallywannaleavethisbeautifullittlegirl看那个废物的垃圾表演吗？withthatwhitetrashfreakshow?逃跑了Andranwithit.路易莎佩特相信羞

3、耻感的力量1.ouisapatebelievedinthepowerofshame.作为一个老师Asateacher,她发现对付不听话的学生的最好办法shehadfoundthatthebestwaytocontrolunrulystudents就是对他们的父母灌输强烈的羞耻感wastoinstillastrongsenseofshame.Intheirparents.我只不过离开崔莎让她和学校的仓鼠IleftTrishaalonewiththeschoolhamster在一起不过5分钟而已foronlyfiveminutes.这个盒子里面装的都是残骸Inthisboxisallthatsle

4、ftofpatches.为了炫耀提米带来一些Forshowandtell,Timmydecidedtobringinsomething你丈夫收集的纳粹纪念品fromyourhusbandscollectionofNazimemorabilia.比利为了索要牛奶钱而威胁要痛打其他的孩子Billysbeenthreateningtobeatuptheotherkidsfortheirmilkmoney.我们在他的橱柜里找到这些战品Wefoundtheproceedsinhiscubby.当然佩特太太也知道Ofcourse,Mrs.Patealsoknew因为不听话的孩子whenitcametoun

5、rulychildren,某些家长比任何人都更有理由感到羞愧someparentshadmorereasontobeashamed.Thanothers.那么恩.你留言说帕克引发了So,um.yourmessagesaidthatParkerhadbeeninvolved某种事故insomesortofseriousincident.什公样的事故？What.whatkindofincident?昨天下午Yesterdayafternoon,帕克给辛迪卢-佩雷斯小甜饼ParkerofferedacookietoCindy1.oupeeples让她给他看她的私处ifshewouldshowhimh

6、ervagina.哪种小甜饼？Whatkindofcookie?那有关系吗？Whatdoesthatmatter?噢没有Oh,itdoesn,t我只是傻了因为我太震惊了mjuststallingbecauseIamcompletelymortified.孩子们躲在一个清扫间里看门人走进去的时候Thekidswereinabroomcloset.Ourjanitorwalkedinonthem辛迪正准备掀起她的裙子噢我的上帝justasCindywasliftingupherpinafore.Oh,mygoodness.我想你也注意到了帕克有多么固执msureyouvenoticedhowobs

7、essiveParkercanbe.一旦他对某件事情有了兴趣Acertainsubjectwillcatchhisinterest,就会连续几周不停的谈论andthatsallhelltalkaboutforweeksandweeks.噢对那是从谈论恐龙开始的Oh,right.Thathappenedwithdinosaurs.哦是的我们都记得他迷恐龙的那段时间Oh,yes,weallrememberhisdinosaurphase.现在比那时候要麻烦的多Morefondlynowthanever.那么你认为他现在着迷的是.Mm-hmm,soyouthinkthatnowhesobsessed

8、with.裙子下面是什么是的Whatsunderneaththepinafore.Yes.听着我想他现在对人体产生了好奇心1.ook,Ithinkhesjustdevelopedanormalcuriosityaboutthehumanbody.你得和他交流下Youneedtotalktohim.提醒他什么该做什么不该做Remindhimwhatsappropriateandwhatisnt.当然我会和他说的Ofcourse.Iwilltalktohim.我会很严肃的和他说的lltalktohimtillmblueintheface.我保证保重Ipromise.Takecare.是的路易莎佩特

9、相信羞耻感的力量Yes,1.ouisapatebelievedinthepowerofshame.她总是相信当某人有了那个能力Shealwaysbelieved,whensomeonehasthatpower.那么佩雷斯太太你永远都猜不到So,Mrs.Peeples,youllneverguess你女儿为了一块饼干都做了些什么whatyourdaughteriswillingtodoforagingersnap.不用白不用It,sashamenottouseit从安德鲁范德坎普向她的母亲布里宣战到现在已经过去六周了IthadbeensixweekssinceAndrewVanDeKamphad

10、declaredwaronhismotherBree.最后的战争是在县法♥院♥ThefinalbattlewasabouttobewagedattheFairviewcountycourthouse.布里知道这一定会伤痕累累Breeknewitwasabouttogetbloody.不过她不知道的是Whatshedidntknowwas.末日即将来临Thecalvarywasonitsway.布里？Bree?无论她是否愿意Whethershewantedthemthereornot.埃莉诺Eleanor!噢感谢上帝我终于找到你了这里就像迷宫样Oh,thankgodI

11、foundyou.Thisplaceisamaze.你来这干嘛？Whatareyoudoinghere?你父亲和我昨晚接到了一个来自丹妮尔的电♥话♥Well,yourfatherandIgotacalllastnightfromDanielle,她说安德鲁把你告上法庭了andshesaidthatAndrewwastakingyoutocourt.保守来讲我们感到很震惊Imean,tosaythatwewereshockedwouldbeanunderstatement.你好我是埃莉诺梅森布里的继母Hello,mEleanorMason,Breesstepmothe

12、r.你是律师吗？我们得谈谈Yourethelawyer?Weshouldtalk.噢不我不是她的律师Uh,no,mnotherlawyer.很好你的头发让我不安Good.Thehairhadmeworried.彼得是妈妈在AA（嗜酒者互诫协会）的互助员Peterismomssponsorfroma.A.噢甜心Oh,sweetie!你什么时候加入A.A.T?Sincewhenareyouina.A.?只是最近爸爸在哪？It,sarecentdevelopment.Wheresdad?和法官在会议室里Inchamberswiththejudge.什么为什么？What?!Why?一切都搞定了Ever

13、ythingisfine.法官同意延期了Thejudgeagreedtoapostponement.噢感谢上帝Oh,thankgod!有幸他还记得我我曾在他就读的法学院演讲过1.uckily,herememberedme.Ispokeonceathislawschool.对不起先生我是您女儿的律师Pardonme,sir,myourdaughterslawyer.如您所知Justsoyouknow,我们已经等待这次听证好几周了wevebeenwaitingforthishearingforweeks,小子我当法律业务代理人有45年了son,vebeenanattorneyfor45years.

14、你我都很清楚YouandIbothknow这类案件有多公的引人注意howthesecasescanturnintopublicspectacles.我的家人完全有能力处理这些在自己家里OurfamilyisperfectlycapableOfhandlingthisinhouse.爸爸你不明白事情已经演变的很难看了Dad,youdontunderstand.Thishasgottenreallyugly.那就是我们来此的目的Thatswhywe,rehere.我们得让这个家庭重新团结起来Weregonnaputthisfamilybacktogether.不计任何代价Whateverittak

15、es.就在索利斯先生和太太AndthatswhenMr.andMrs.Solis,为这个无助的孩子的幸福着想时fearingforthewelfareofthishelplesschild,他们离开了医院fledthehospital.你是说他们绑♥架♥了她Youmean,theykidnappedher.技术上来说没错Welbtechnically,thatstrue,但是考虑到当时的情况为了拯救butgiventhesituationthatleduptotherescue.是绑♥架♥Kidnapping.尊敬的法官大人是的回想一下Y

16、ourhonor,yes,inretrospect,这么做是有点鲁莽而且完全没有计划过theplanwasalittlebitrash,notentirelywellthoughtout.像白♥痴♥一样Idiotic.我们能反驳吗？Canweobjecttothat?Shh!但是现在孩子很安全法官大人Butthechildissafe,yourhonor.而我们的要求只是希望法庭允许Andallweaskthecourtistoallowbaby1.ily这个孩子莉莉在索利斯夫妇的alifetimeofthecareandlove关爱和照顾下生活shehasbeen

17、receivingfromthesolises.尽管你的故事非常打动人心Asmuchasyourstorytugsatmyheart,不过这还是要涉及到监护权的问题thereistheissueofparentalrights.州检察官对此还有什么意见吗？Whatdoesthestatehavetosayaboutthis?我们找过孩子的生父Wehavelocatedthebiologicalfather.戴尔汉姆先生Mr.Dalehelm.不巧的是恩他不在城里Unfortunately,uh,circumstancesrequirethathebeoutoftown.他今天在罗德岱堡He,s

18、inFort1.auderdaletoday.商务旅行？Onbusiness?实际上是春假Springbreak,actually.汉姆先生还是个高中生Mr.Helmisahighschoolstudent.很有趣那么在这场争夺中父亲是否提过Charming.Inbetweenkegstands,didthefatherhappentomention他打算放弃监护权呢？ifheplanstowaiveparentalrights?我留下了语♥音♥信箱的号♥码Iveleftanumberofvoicemails,不过我只收到一条短♥信&he

19、arts;回复buttheonlyresponsevegottenisatextmessage他说这“太让他出平意料”而且他感到非常的“烦恼”thatsaysthisblowshismindandhesextremelybummedout.好了Allright.索利斯先生和太太既然你们确实想要莉莉Mr.andMrs.Solis,sinceyouactuallywant1.ily,而且看起来两者中你们是更好的选择itseemsyou,rethelesseroftwoevils.我现在授予你们临时监护权mgrantingyoutemporarycustody直到我们得到生父的明确答复untilwe

20、cangetastraightanswerfromthebirthfather.谢谢你尊敬的法官大人Thankyou,uh,yourhonor.与此同时别再偷婴儿了Inthemeantime,trynottostealanymorebabies.噢我们只要这个Oh,wejustneededtheone.亲爱的？Sweetie?恩把蜡笔先放下好吗？Um,couldyouputthecrayonsdownforasecond?我们得谈谈Weneedtotalk.我今天和你的老师谈过了SoIspoketoyourteachertoday,她告诉了我andshetoldmeaboutthe.你和辛迪.

21、卢的甜饼交易CookiedealyoumadewithCindy1.ou.噢你生气了吗？Oh.Areyoumad?不没有我只是No,notexactly.mjust.我想知道你为什么mtryingtounderstandwhyyou.要那样做Didthat.汤米姬南告诉我婴儿就是从那里出来的TommyKeenantoldmebabiescomefromdownthere.我觉得那不对Itdoesntsoundrighttome.恩Well.实际上不全错他说的比较笼统Actually,heskindarightHesgottheconceptdown.那太不可思议了婴儿怎么会在那里面？Thats

22、weird.Howsababygetinthere?爸爸过几天就商务旅行回来了Daddywillbehomefromhisbusinesstripinafewdays.你为什么不等他回来再问呢？Whydontyouwaitforhim?好好吧Okay.Okay.或许我可以问汤米的哥哥OrIcanaskTommysbrother.他14岁了而且他什么都知道Hes14,andheknowseverything.接着妈妈和爸爸Andthenthemommyandthedaddy,因为他们彼此非常相爱becausetheyloveeachothersomuch,就拥抱在一起theyhug.紧紧地Rea

23、ltight.然后恩播下了一颗神奇的种子And,uh,aseedismagicallyimplanted.9个多月以后Andninemonthslater.一个婴儿就出生了这里Ababyisborn.Here.什公样的种子？Whatkindofseed?噢那不重要Oh,thatsnotimportant.我不相信你Idontbelieveyou.帕克我是你母亲母亲从来不对儿子撒谎Parker,myourmother.Mothersdontlietotheirsons.现在快去洗手Nowgowashyourhands不然圣诞老人圣诞节什么也不会给你orSantasnotgonnabringyou

24、anythingforChristmas.我刚看见伊迪开车走了她要去多久？IjustsawEdiedriveoff.Howlongisshegonnabegone?我不知道她去介绍房♥子了1dontknow.Shejustwenttoshowahouse.让开Move.怎么了？Whatstheproblem?你昨晚在伊迪的床上吻了我YoumauledmeinEdiesbedlastnight.我想那得好好谈谈Ithinkthatdeservesaconversation.那有什么好谈的？我只是个坠入爱河的傻瓜Well,whatstheretotalkabout?mjustafoo

25、linlove.噢不你不是那么想的Oh,no!Youdontmeanthat.我是这么想的听着我觉得时机有点晚了Yes,Ido.1.ook,Irealizemytimingsalittleoff.有点？Alittle?恩你订婚派对的气球都还没有瘪呢Ugh.theheliumhasn,tevengoneoutoftheballoonsfromyourengagementparty.好.你打算什么时候告诉伊迪？告诉她什么？Okay.WhenareyougonnatellEdie?Tellherwhat?婚礼要取消了-是吗？Thattheweddingsoff.Isit?不是吗？-你说了算Well,

26、isntit?Itsuptoyou.你是说.Are.areyousaying.你打算把婚礼继续下去Thatyouregonnagothroughwiththiswedding.除非我让你取消？UnlessItellyounotto?只要你一句话可爱的苏茜Justgivemeacommitment,susieq.,我就一枪崩了伊迪那太荒唐了andllputabulletinEdie.Thisisinsane!来吧Comeon.所有这一切就又将属于你了Allthiscanbeyoursagain.只要你一个字我就松开它Justsaytheword.AndIletgo.噢别别你敢Oh,no!No,d

27、on,tyoudare!你知道你想我这么做只要你说出来可爱的苏茜Youknowyouwantmeto.Justsayit,susieq.你真.Youre.恶心Sick!扎克我去药店了Zach,mgoingtothedrugstore.20分钟后回来llbebackin20minutes.哇Whoa!哦Oh!保罗Paul?!我在做甜饼的时候听见了最令人作呕的声音Iwasmakingcookies,andIheardthemostsickeningthud.你还好吗?Areyouokay?我门前石阶上Theres.居然有起酥油Shorteningonmydoorstep.起酥油？Shortenin

28、g?那是你门廊前最不该有的东西Thatsthelastthingyoudwantonyourfrontporch.那是用来烤点心的It,smeantforbaking.她太可爱T我喜欢莉莉这个名字Sheissoadorable,andIjustlovethename1.ily.那是我祖母用过的Itwasmygrandmothersname.你怎么熬过来的？你一定精疲力尽了Sohowyouholdingup?Youmustbeexhausted.我是有点累不过还不算太糟噢再过几个月Youknow,Imalittletired,butitsnottoobad.Oh,waitacouplemonth

29、s.她就能好好睡觉了Shellstartsleepingthroughthenight.亲爰的拜托我看起来像被虐待狂吗?Oh,honey,please.DoIlooklikeamasochist?明天起来第一件事我就要请个保姆和夜间看护Firsthingtomorrow,mhiringanannyandanightnurse.不我们不请No,we,renot.我的丈夫在说笑Myhusband,thecomedian.我是认真的我不想让陌生人来照顾我们的孩子mserious.Idontwantsomestrangerraisingourbaby.看来你们还有事我们该走了Well,youguysa

30、rebusy.Weshouldgo.不没事我很快就能把这摆平Mm-hmm.No,itsokay.llwinthisbattlelater.我们不会像雅皮士一样Wearenotgonnabesomeyuppiecouple把孩子丢给别人讨论结束pawningoffourkidonotherpeople.Endofdiscussion.没错你们走吧Yeah,youshouldgo.是好的拜拜Yeah.Okay,bye.好运Goodluck.放下玉米饼Putdowntheburrito.为什么我不能找帮手来帮我？Whatisallthiscrapaboutmenotgettinghelp?听着刚出生

31、的婴儿就应该和她的妈妈呆在一起1.ook,abrand-newbabyneedstobondwithitsmother.教会知道科学界知道大自然也知道Thechurchknowsit,scienceknowsit,natureknowsit.我们有钱寻求一点点帮助又有什么问题？Wehavethemoney.Whatiswrongwithgettingalittlehelp?那样我也能偶尔轻松一下Thenllbeabletorelaxonceinawhile,然后我才有能力做一个更好的母亲andllbeabletobeabettermother.你想做一个好母亲？Youwannabeabette

32、rmother?那就要像我妈妈那样做出牺牲Dowhatmymamadid.Makesacrifices.我妈妈为我付出了一切Mymamworkedherfingerstotheboneforme.就是因为那样她才短命Andthatswhatputherinanearlygrave!那都已经是老掉牙的事情了Well,thatandthehit-and-runthing.听着我不知道你为什么想要独♥立♥1.ook,Idontknowwhyyouwanttobeemancipated,我也不知道你做了什么让他发疯andIdontknowwhatyouvebeendoing

33、todrivehimcrazy.现在-这都结束了Bottomline.itsover.现在是时候你们两个亲吻对方并和好如初了It,snowtimeforyoutwotokissandmakeup.那你想我们怎么做？Andjusthowarewesupposedtodothat?可以这样Heresathought.看着彼此的双眼然后说Justlookeachotherintheeyeandsay,我原谅你了”Iforgiveyou.那就是你的办法？Thafsyoursolution?这方法实际上是德国临床医学家发明的ItsactuallyatechniqueinventedbythisDutch

34、therapist.我在电视上看到的IsawhimonTV.他说如果你怀着宽容之心Hesays,ifyouverbalizeforgiveness,大脑就能促使心灵释放怨恨thebraincantricktheheartintolettinggoofresentment.真的管用Itreallyworks.我对清洁女工用过的Ididitwithourcleaninglady.恩抱歉爸爸我觉得我和安德鲁的关系Um,msorry,dad,butIthinkmyrelationshipwithAndrew要更复杂一些-isjustabitmorecomplicatedthan.你就试一下会死啊？Wo

35、ulditkillyoutoatleasttry?我愿意试试为了你外公lldoit.Foryou,grandpa.这才是我的乖孙子布里？Thatsmyboy.Bree?好吧Fine!好那么谁先来？Yes,um.So,um,whogoesfirst?都可以无所谓Eitheror.Doesntmatter.妈妈我原谅你Mom,Iforgiveyou.安德鲁我原谅你Andrew,1forgiveyou.这并不难是吗？Thatwasntsohard,wasit?现在别指望能马上感觉有什么不同Nowdontexpecttofeeldifferentlyrightaway.还需要段时间我花了一个周原谅埃斯

36、波兰萨Ittakesawhile.IttookmeaweektoforgiveEsperanza.不过她现在就像家人一样偷东西的家人Butnowsheslikefamilyagain.Familywhostolefromus.那么让我们恢复原样Soletsgetbacktothewaywewere,然后忘掉那些说要摆脱监护的废话andforgetallthisnonsenseaboutemancipation.恩Um.外公我我还是想要我的信托基金Well,grandpa,Vm.mstillgonnaneedmytrustfund.听我说我不能住在一个Yousee,I-Icantliveinap

37、lace没有安全感的地方whereI.Idontfeelsafe.你在说什么？Whatareyoutalkingabout?你能和一个殴打你的女人住在一起吗？Well,couldyoulivewithawomanwhohitsyou?布里！我打过他一巴掌那是他应得的Bree!Islappedhimonce,andhedeservedit.我只是让她别在酗酒了Well,Ijustaskedhertostopdrinking.你酗酒？Youweredrinking?她加入了A.A.互助员还是长头发Shesina.A.Hersponsorhaslonghair.安德鲁我觉得你的关心很讽刺Andrew

38、,Ifindyourconcernironic,想到你曾喝得烂醉的givenhowtankedyouwerewhenyouranover开车碾过邻居的母亲ourneighborsmotherwithyourcar.她还好吗？她死了Issheokay?Shesdead!喔Well.妈妈眼看着她的男友自杀都不管Momwatchedasherboyfriendcommittedsuicide.而且那个男人还害死了爸爸Andhewasthesameguywhokilleddad!安德鲁恶苞指控我性骚扰Andrewfalselyaccusedmeofmolestation.在商场里Inamall!知道吗

39、技术上来讲Youknow,thetechniqueworksbest你们现在最好保持沉默ifyoudonttalkrightaway.好了我们走吧我不想看电影迟到Okay,Iefsgo.Idontwannabelateforthemovie.噢它们真漂亮谁送来的？Oh,thosearepretty.Whosentthose?什么？What?“只要你说我就是你的了爱你的卡尔”Saythewordandmyours.1.ove,Karl.妈我知道当你们俩这样Mom,Iknewthiswouldhappen藕断丝连的时候whenyoustartedhangingaroundtogether,你以前的

40、那些感觉就会重现allofyouroldfeelingsresurfacing.不是他的感觉No,hisfeelings.他才是那个有感觉的人不是我He,stheonewiththefeelings,notme.阿哈Uh-huh.好了别和我“阿哈”你还不够格那样Okay,don,tuh-huhme.Yourenotoldenoughtodothat是吗？那这样你喜欢吗-Oh,no?Well,howdoyoulikethis.我不和你去看电影了你要放我鸽子？mnotgonnagotothemovieswithyou.Youregonnamakemegobymyself?你可以喊爸爸和你一起去We

41、ll,youcouldalwaysaskdadtogo.事实上如果你这么爰他Infact,ifyoulovehimsomuch,干吗不嫁给他？whydontyoumarryhim?等等你已经嫁了2次Oh,wait,youalreadydid.Twice.嘿，卡罗尔，来吧。和我们坐在一起Hey,Carol,comeon.Sitwithus.你不觉得吗？Oh,youknowwhat?我想我们需要多点纸巾Ithinkweregonnaneedsomenapkinswiththis.好我去买♥♥谢谢Oh,okay,llgoback.Thanks.我的前男友在这如果被他看见我

42、孤身一人那就模死了Myex-boyfriendshere.Ifheseesmealone,lldie.求你了拜托假装你认识我mbeggingyou,please,actlikeyouknowme.苏珊？嘿Susan?Hey!麦克嗨真巧啊Mike,hi!Whatasurprise.你好吗？-不错Howareya?Good.噢天啊我太失礼了Oh!God,I.mbeingsorude.麦克我我给你介绍下Um,Mike,I-Iwantyoutomeet.奥森霍奇Orsonhodge.很高兴见到你麦克Nicetomeetyou,Mike.不敢相信Wow,Icantbelieve我能亲眼看到这个男人mfi

43、nallyseeingthemanhimselfintheflesh.那你们俩怎么认识的？So.how,dyoutwomeet?上帝我当她的牙科医生好几年了Oh,god,Ivebeenherdentistforyears.不过上周我看着她的嘴Butlastweek,Iwaslookinginhermouth决定把舌头放进去anddecidedtostickmytongueinit.再会苏珊llSeeya,Susan.非常感谢你帮我Thankyousomuchforhelpingmeout.嘿我总是能帮人摆脱困境Hey,mgreatinacrisis.很明显我挑对了人坐在旁边Well,Idefi

44、nitelypickedtherightpersontositnextto.那么这里有人吗？Actually,isthisseattaken?没有No.你可以吃爆米花Okay,youcansharemypopcorn.恩苏珊Um,Susan.这是贝基ThisisBecky.我得和她一起享用爆米花llprobablybesharingherpopcorn.我只是想等到熄灯lljustwaittillthelightsgoout,然后我就andthenll.等我把这弄好后你能把面包拿来吗？WhileIgetthisgoing,canyoubringoutthebuns?好的Uh,yeah.怎么回事？你没事吧？Whatthehell?Youallright?这不是打火机油是汽油Thisisntlighterfluid.Itsgasoline.什么？What?怎么搞的？How,dthatgetinthere?你认为呢？Howdoyouthink?那边闻起来不错Somethingsmellsgoodoverthere.我不明白她想杀了你吗？Well,Idontunderstand.Isshetryingtokillyou?不她想惹恼我No,shestryingtopissmeoff.为什么？Why?我还不确定mnotsureyet,不过我不