UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第二十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、我在想机器人mthinkingaboutrobots.天才叔公鬼来电打人南瓜灯等我上台跟你打Smack-O-Lantern,whenIgetyouinthering我要给你这辈子最疼的头疼mgonnagiveyoutheheadacheofyourlife!这是在宣战Thismeanswar!猎豹Cheetah!等我明天打败你Aftermdonewithyoutomorrow你就在场地上面清理你的斑点吧youllbecleaningyourspotsupfromthecanvas.天啊这俩也太逗了小披萨Oh,man,canyoubelievetheseguys,homeslice?他们的威胁太

2、可笑了Theirthreatsaresoridiculous!这人头上戴着南瓜Thisguysgotapumpkinonhishead!笑死我了Thisisjusttoomuch!你们好Hey,yall.格斯先生过来看Hey,Mr.Gus!Checkitout!我们在看专业摔跤Werewatchingprorassling!可好笑了兄弟Itishi-larious,bro.那我就来看了DontmindifIdo!你干嘛Hello?!灭绝的爬行动物怕是不用穿裤子Iguessextinctreptilesdontneedtohavepants-也不用懂礼貌ormanners!电♥话&

3、hearts;响了Phonesringing,yall.确实Itsureis.总得有人去接Iguesssomebodyshouldgetit.希望你别指望我去接Ihopeyoudontexpectmetodoit.今天我放假Thisismydayoff.我光坐着Well,1justsatdown.看来只剩下一个接电♥话♥的人选了1.ookslikethatleavesoneotherpersontogetthephone-这位天才叔公acertainUncleGrandpa?你不应一句吗Well,arentIatleastgonnaelicitaresponse?大

4、家好Hey,guys!干嘛跟我的真人&hearts次♥小充气娃娃说话Whatareyoudoingtalkingtomylife-sizeinflatabledoll?谁想吃玉米片Anybodycareforsomenachos?电♥话♥响了Phonesringing!我来接llgetit!天才叔公露营车UncleGrandpasmobileresidence!天才叔公UncleGrandpa?独一无二听候差遣Theoneandonly,atyourservice!好因为我要过去Good,becausemgoingtocomeoverthere给你一个

5、让你难忘的天灾undgiveyouabeatingyouwillneverforget!不好意思Excuseme?你也听见Youheardme!我要给你这辈子最重的天灾mcomingovertogiveyouthebeatingofyourlife!电♥话♥那边的人Guys,someoneonthephone要拿天灾威胁我justthreatenedtogivemeabeating!天灾Abeating?!你们这都是看专业摔跤看的Man,youguyshavebeenwatchingtoomuchprofessionalrassling!怎么会有人打电&hearts

6、;话♥说要给你天灾呢Whyonearthwouldanyonecalltogiveyouabeating?就是他Itshim!真是不敢相信你天才叔公Icantbelieveyou.UncleGrandpa打恶作剧电♥话♥的人都怕scaredofalittleoldprankcaller.还是找找露营车上的大人来处理吧IguessweneedtheadultoftheRVtohandlethis.然后你就可以知道这全都是乌龙Youllseethatthiswholethingisjustsilly.喂Hello?我跟你说Youknowwhat?我也要给你

7、个天灾mgoingtogiveyouabeating,too!喂喂Hello?Hello?!是我墨镜害我看错了Domyshadesdeceiveme还是你真怕得打颤r大块头orareyoulookingalittleshakenupthere,bigguy?!我说得对吗叔公AmIright,UncleG?我都提醒你了格斯先生Itriedtotellya,Mr.Gus!谁来接Somebodygonnagetthat?别看我Dontlookatme!你们还真有两下子Youguysarereallysomething.还怕个臭打恶作剧电♥话♥的Scaredofadumbp

8、rankcaller?那你干嘛不去接Thenwhydontyouanswerit?我会接的IbelieveIwill!交给这边的真英雄吧1.eaveituptotherealheroaroundhere.披萨史蒂夫跟我说话PizzaSteve!Talktome.披萨史蒂夫我要给你最重的天灾PizzaSteve,youaregoingtogetthebiggestbeatingofall!好吧你们说得对Okay,youguyswereright!这疯子到底是谁Whoisthislunatic,anyway?他肯定全身都是硕大的肌肉Ibethe,sgotgiganticmusclesonevery

9、partofhisbody!他肌肉上面肯定也有肌肉Ibetevenhismuscleshavemuscles!连他头上的肌肉加起来比我们都大Evenhisheadhasbiggermusclesthanallofuscombined!估计他只靠耳垂都能毁灭整座城市Andhecanprobablysmashanentirecityusingjusthisearlobe!我只能想象出他会把我们怎么了Icanonlyimaginewhathesgonnadotous!必须马上就跑Wegottagetoutofhere,pronto!我去发动露营车llstarttheRV!没动力去检查一下发动机Nop

10、ower!Betterchecktheengine!我以为你都把通心粉放这边Ithoughtthiswaswhereyoukeptthemacaroni.两个问题Twoquestions.请问你上哪找的这么多通心粉Where,praytell,didyougetallthismacaroni而且你把发动机怎么了andwhatdidyoudowiththeengine?妈Mom?吃不完饭就别看电视杰罗尔德NoTVuntilyoufinishyourdinner,Jerold!我们就把露营车推走吧Allright,we,lljustpushtheRVoutofhere!好啊Goodidea!你们两

11、个来推Youtwopush.我来放哨llkeepalookout!大家继续推目前没看到他Keepgoing,guys!Nosignofhimyet!我再也推不动了Icantmoveitanyfurther!没错感觉就好像轮子度假去了Yeah.Itfeelslikethewheelswentonvacation!我们正要去度假Gotthatright,buddy!又来了Notagain!可可能他会走掉吧M-Maybehellgoaway!我是天才叔公其实并不在UncleGrandpahere-orshouldIsay,nothere.请在哗声后留言1.eaveyourmessageafterth

12、etone我披萨史蒂夫或者格斯先生andme,PizzaSteve,orMr.Gus稍后会给你问电willgetrightbacktoyou!答录机别以为用个答录机就能糊弄我Dontthinkthisansweringmachineisgoingtofoolme.我知道你们都在1knowyouyou,reallthere!我很快就到你们家门口malmostatyourdoor给你们多到数不清的天灾togiveyoumorebeatingsthanyoucanshakeapickleat!不要No!披萨史蒂夫年轻又漂亮可不能死啊PizzaSteveistooyoungandbeautifulto

13、die!我们还是躲起来吧Maybewecanjusthide.太没胆量了可能还真行Thatssocowardlyitjustmightwork!我得干什么才可以有隐私Whatsafellagottadotogetsomeprivacyaroundhere?!加油Comeon.再差一点就能关上了Almostgotitclosed!不行Nah.根本不行还能躲哪Thisisntworking!Whereelse?!有了跟我来Iknow!Followme!他绝对发现不了我们在里面Hellneverfindusinhere!这是在哪来着Whereareweagain?电♥话♥

14、亭里怎么了Thephonebooth.Why?我们完蛋了Weredoomed.应该要弃车逃命用脚直接跑路WeshouldjustabandontheRVandtrytomakeitoutonfoot.到别处开始新生活Wecanstartanewlifesomewhereelse!露营车不要了1.eavetheRV?!不至于吧小兄弟Youcantbeserious,littlebuddy!虽然我很不愿意说AsmuchasIhatetosayit但他说得对天才叔公hesright.UncleGrandpa.危机将至我们毫无胜算Wedontstandachanceagainstthismenace!

15、那就没别的办法了Iguessthere,snootherway,then.听见没小奇迹Yahearthat,TinyMiracle?只能永远抛弃露营车了WeallhavetoleavetheRVforever.不行Icant.你不行吗Youcant?!不对我No,I-大家听到了吗Didyouhearthat,everyone?小奇迹不能抛弃露营车TinyMiraclecantleavetheRV因为他道德高尚不允许这么做becausehishighmoralstandardswon,tallowit!我们不能离家出走Wecantjustrunawayfromourhome!其实是因为我还在充电

16、Actuallyitsbecausemstillcharging.给我儿分钟我跟你们一起走Ifyougivemeacoupleofminutes,Icanleavewithyou.现在还不行小奇迹Notnow,TinyMiracle.我在说重要的话msayingsomethingimportant!不能白白让个恶霸Wejustcantallowsomebully控制我们的生活还肆意摆布我们totakeoverourlivesandpushusaround!这可是我们的露营车ThisisourRV!在每位天才叔公的人生中都曾说过TheresatimeineveryUncleGrandpaslif

17、ewhenhesays我再也不愿任人摆布了Iwillnotgetpushedaroundanylonger!这次不让他来攻击让我来反击Insteadofbeingattacked,thistimeIattack!叔公说得对UncleG,sright!该让这卑鄙小人见识现在是什么时候Itstimetoshowthislowlifewhattimeitis.谁挺我们Who,swithus?!我们有得选吗Dowehaveachoice?当然没得选Ofcoursenot!士兵们各就位准备战斗Soldiers,readyyourbattlestations!我要看到你们的战斗表情Iwanttoseeyo

18、urwarface!他来了Herehecomes.如果我阵亡了天才叔公IfIdontmakeit,UncleGrandpa你就收下我的健身器材youcanhavemyexerciseequipment.还有披萨史蒂夫我要送你And,PizzaSteve,mbestowingontoyou我的查尔斯狄更斯小说集mycollectionofCharlesDickensnovels.但愿能活着打赢这场仗Ihopetohighheavenwemakeitoutofthisalive.我不能光坐着看他伤害大家Iwillnotsitidlyandallowhimtocauseharm!现在来背水一战Its

19、timetotakeastand!天才叔公你要去哪UncleGrandpa,whereareyougoing?!他就快来了He,salmosthere!尼好我是休伯特Hallo!MynameisHubrecht我大老远从荷兰走过来IwalkallthewayfromHolland把天灾送给你们undmheretodeliveryourbeating.种类繁多大家随便选1haveamanydifferentkindtochoosefrom.这个品相好Heresagooduns,!给你们两个来点天灾Somebeatingforthebothofyou.这个上好的天灾给你格斯先生Here,sanic

20、ebeatingforyou,Mr.Gusl给你两个上好的天灾小家伙Undacoupleofnicebeatingforyou,littleone让你长得又大又壮soyougrowupbigundstrong!所以你只是想给我们甜菜So.youjustwantedtogiveusbeets?对Ja!我要给你一个让你难忘的上好天灾Igiveyouanicebeeting-oneyounevergonnaforget.你根本就不懂英语吧YoudontunderstandtheEnglishlanguage,doyou?没错英语Ja,English.祝你草安Topofthemortgagetoya.

21、实在是太乱了Well,ain,tthatacrazymix-up.都够r你再也没法欺负我们了Thatsit!Youwillbullyusnolonger!天才叔公不要UncleGrandpa,no!叔公不要UncleG,no!再见了怪物Good-bye,monster!好吧估计可以飞回荷兰Oh,well.MaybeitsaflytoHolland.别问来了恶霸Andstayaway,bully!你应该知道他只是来送甜菜的吧Youdorealizehewasjustheretodeliverbeets,right.我当然知道了格斯先生OfcourseIdo,Mr.Gus!我看不起这种邪恶的东西Idespisethoseevilthings!肚子全没打中,Gut,-terball.看懂了吗Getit?喔喔喔Cock-a-doodle-doo!麦片牛奶冻品薯片谢谢天才叔公Thanks,UncleGrandpa!鸟类一起生活不好受Birds-cantlivewiththem不在一起又难受cantlivewithoutthem!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.