Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、好的参议员们会问的核心问题是Okay,thecentralquestionthatthesenatorsaregonnabeaskingis,我们为什么要投人给国家公园部呢”WhyshouldweinvestintheNationalParksService?April.-嗯很简单LeslieApril.-Well,itissimple,Leslie.在当今快节奏生活的社会中国家公园依然是最适合Intoday,sfast-pacedsociety,nationalparksarestillthebestplace满月日狼人变身的场所forfullmoonwerewolftransformati

2、ons.我知道你在开玩笑1knowyourekidding.但我也知道你已经准备好我们会很棒的ButIalsoknowthatyourepreparedandwearegoingtodogreat.你对这次旅途有多兴奋呢Howpsychedareyouaboutthistrip?APril你是不是超级兴奋啊April,areyousuperpsyched?是啊而且你牙齿上有口红Yeah.Alsoyouhavelipstickonyourteeth.我是吗嗯好吧当心得不错Ido?Mm,okay.Goodlookingout.我们是好队伍Wereagreatteam.嗯我从没想过我会这么说Well

3、,Ineverthoughtdsaythis,但我觉得我知道你脑子里发生什么了butIthinkIknowwhat,sgoingoninyourhead.哦那好欢迎来到恐怖谷Oh,wellthen,welcometotheterrordome.好吧你需要告诉Leslie你想离开这份工作了Okay,youneedtotellLesliethatyouwanttoleaveyourjob.不啊任何改变都会让她抓狂No.Shefreaksoutwhenanythingchanges.有次Andy告诉她我要剪掉刘海然后她打了110OnetimeAndytoldherthatIwasgettingrid

4、ofmybangsandshecalled911.好吧嗯我没法再保守你的秘密了Okay,well,Icantkeepyoursecretmuchlonger.只要你的名字冒出来我就恐慌Anytimeyournamecomesup,Ipanic然后把话题转移到双峰重拍直到她觉得无聊为止andchangethesubjecttotheTwinPeaksreboottilshegetsbored.所以你就聊一秒钟吗Soyoutalkforonesecond?接下来几天你要和她一起过Youregonnaspendthenextcoupledayswithher.如果你和她直接和坦诚地讲Ifyoutal

5、ktoherdirectlyandhonestly,她可以很意外的开明的shecanbesurprisinglyopen-minded.哦真的吗哦好吧Oh,really?Oh,okay.嘿LeSlie呃我在想行程上的字体能不能改一下Hey,Leslie,urn,Iwasthinkingaboutchangingthefontontheitineraries.你觉得呢什么为啥Whatdoyouthink?-What?Why?什么理由那些-那些字体是完美的Onwhatgrounds?Those-thosefontsareperfect.它可读性强而且紧凑全部放进了一页lt,sreadableand

6、compact,it,sallononepage.太荒唐了吧别瞎折腾rThatsinsane.Dontmesswiththat.我是说我欣赏你的主动性Imean,Iappreciateyourinitiative,但行程不是胡闹的正确地方butitinerariesarenottherightplacetomessaround.是啊April我跟你说过了那个主意太荒谬了Yeah.April,Itoldyou,thatwasanabsurdidea.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第8集第7季第8集我不在乎Ben是怎么说的1dontcarewhatBensays.我不会在这次旅途中告诉Leslie我要

7、离职的mnotgoingtotellLesliemleavingmyjobonthistrip.她会让我淹死在波托马克河.ShelldrownmeinthePotomac.同时背诵着波托马克河的事实whilesherecitesfactsaboutthePotomac.嗯别苦恼了小甜饼我们已经有进展了不是吗Welldontfret,cookie,We,vemadeprogress,haventwe?我们有一整个表列出你新工作需要的东西Wegotawholelistofallthethingsyouneedoutofanewjob.苹果汁烧烤酱Applejuice,barbequesauce,巧

8、克力古拉麦片-等等CountChocula-wait.哦抱歉那个列表是我想让人们称呼我的炫酷新昵称Oh,sorry,thatsthelistofcoolnewnicknamesIwantpeopletocallme.这是你的列表Here,syourlist.我甚至不知道想要什么工作怎么能告诉她我要走了呢HowcanItellhermleavingwhenIdontevenknowwhatjobIwant?宝我希望你和我一起来Babe,Iwishyouwerecomingwithme.我刚决定了April出城的时候我要做什么了IjustdecidedwhatIamgoingtodowhileAp

9、rilisoutoftown.我要组建一支队伍给她找份新工作mgoingtorounduptheteamandfindheranewjob.是请找BenWyattYeah,BenWyattplease?跟他说我是巧克力古拉麦片TellhimitsCountChocuIa.呃不是AndrewDwyer抱歉Uh,noitsAndrewDwyer.msorry.所以April要走了吗SoAprilwantstoleave?我一直都知道她会厌倦政♥府♥工作的Ialwaysknewshewouldtireofgovernment.已经够久了Tooklongenough.嗯我和

10、Ben都想帮助April找到一份新工作Well,bothmeandBenaretryingtohelpAprilfindanewjob,而我们觉得可能她能为你工作andwethoughtmaybeshecouldworkforyou.我感觉会是完美的契合Ifeellikeitwouldbeaperfectfit.虽然我不明确知道你们在这里做的是什么Although,Idontknowexactlywhatyouguysdohere.我猜想.mguessing.是个生意吗itsabusiness?刺客吗职业杀手Assassins?Hitmen?医生你们是医生Doctors.Youguysared

11、octors.我们建东西Webuildthings.来吧我带你们转转Comeon,letmeshowyouaround.这是扇门这些当然是墙Thisisadoor.These,ofcourse,arewalls.还有什么还有什么啊Whatelse?Whatelse?Ah!见见我们的副总裁DonSwansonMeetourVicePresident,DonSwanson.Don这二位是Andrew和Benjamin-很高兴见到你们Don,thisisAndrewandBenjamin.-Pleasuretomeetyou.这是你兄弟吗Isthisyourbrother?你有个兄弟Youhavea

12、brother.不No.好吧是我想秘密已经泄露了Fine.Yes.Isupposethecatsoutofthebag.我有一个弟弟一个弟弟Ihaveabrother.Onebrother.在公园部这么多年AllthoseyearstogetherattheParksdepartment你从没告诉我们你有个弟弟andyounevertoldusyouhadabrother.你在公园部工作吗参观结束了YouworkedattheParksdepartment?-Toursover!好了登机包装好了垃圾杂♥志♥买♥♥好了Okay.Carry-

13、onbagspacked.Trashymagazinespurchased.登机牌捏在手里了我们还有26分钟的无组织聊天时间Boardingpassesinhand,andwehave26minutesforunstructuredchattime.你想聊什么呢我不知道了没啥Whatdoyouwanttotalkabout?-1dontknow.Nothing.我觉得或许我们可以聊聊你的未来Ithoughtmaybewecouldtalkaboutyourfuture.想聊聊你的未来吗Wannatalkaboutyourfuture?是啊我最近已经考虑很多了是啊我也想到了Yeah.veactu

14、allybeenthinkingaboutthatalotlately.-Yeah,Ifigured.的确很难在你的年纪看清你的道路Itshard,atyourage,tofigureoutyourpath.我知道啊-是啊Iknow.-Yeah.我本打算在华盛顿用这个来给你惊喜的但管他呢IwasgonnasurpriseyouwiththisinWashington,but,youknow,whattheheck?现在是无组织聊天时间所以.Itsunstructuredchattime.So.你看ta-da!这是你在联邦政♥府♥中明晰的确定的道路Thisisyour

15、clear,definitivepaththroughthefederalgovernment.它从今天这里的这趟航♥班♥开始一路走向2022年Itstartsheretodaywiththisflightanditgoesallthewayto2022.酷哦对吧Cool,right?哇这也太认真了Wow.Thisisintense.我必须猜测一些你最终的政♥府♥目标Ihadtomakesomeguessesaboutyourultimategovernmentobjectives以及你的时尚选择之类的但重点是andyourfashion

16、choices,etcetera,butthepointis有了这个你就不必担心了withthisyoudonthavetoworry.我知道啊我感觉好放松啊Iknow!1feelsorelaxed.是啊我知道啊Yeah!Iknow!这些衬衫是怎么回事啊Whatsupwiththeseshirts?政♥府♥搭档一辈子GovBudsforLife?就是我的一点点自娱自乐你知道吗JustalittlefunIwashaving,youknow?我没有真做出这些衬衫Ididntreallymaketheshirts.但你还是做了吗是的我做了Butdidyouthough?

17、-Yes,Idid!哈哈你看看Ha-ha!Ta-da!哦而且我是中间座哦Oh,andalso,Ihaveamiddleseat.April第一组要登机啦April!Grouponeisboarding!详细说一下她在这份工作中要做些什么呢Breakitdown.Whatwillshebedoingatthisjob?嗯有大概六个人向她汇报Well,shedhaveaboutsixpeoplereportingtoher.如果马上开始的话预计她可以管理我们在Snerling的新仓库Andifshestartedsoon,shecouldprojectmanageournewwarehousein

18、Snerling.能做自己的老板现在为止还不错Gettobemyownboss.Sofar,sogood.她也想对主要工作内容有热情的兴趣Shealsowantspassionateinterestinsubjectmatter.所以这是栋什么楼呢So,whatkindOfbuildingisit?是额外乙烯基片材的一座大规模仓库It,salargescalestorageunitforsurplusvinylsheeting.好的所以那就呃很无聊Okay.Sothats,uh,boring.她有机会实践任何创造性的问题解决方式吗Wouldshehaveanopportunitytopract

19、iceanycreativeproblemsolving?创造性是给戴眼镜又喜欢撒谎的人准备的Creativityisforpeoplewithglasseswholiketolie.虽然我设想她可以川“创造性”的方法整理和摆放乙烯基片材Although,Isupposeshecouldusecreativewaystoorganizeandstackthevinylsheeting.不那也太阳谱了No,thatsinsane.我们就使用Towsend方法那是久经考验的WeusetheTowsendmethod.It,striedandtrue.我觉得这条路可能走不通了Ithinkthismi

20、ghtbeadeadend.我觉得你可能是对的1thinkyoumightberight.但让一个好人走出政♥府♥已经是值得的努力了ButgettingagoodpersonoutOfgovernmentisaworthwhileendeavor.我会帮忙但我先需要点吃的Iwillhelp,butfirstmgonnaneedsomegrub.哦是的我们来点午饭和冰淇淋Ooh,yeah!Letsgrabsomelunchandsomeicecream!然后或许来点冰淇淋后墨西哥玉米饼呢Thenmaybesomeaftericecreamtacos?我们就头脑风暴然后

21、或许买♥♥点小吃Welljustbrainstormandmaybegrabsomesnacks.VaughnLonVaughn,Lon.RonRon.好的我觉得我们准备好了Okay,Ithinkwereallset.虽然我会主导这些会议Eventhoughmtakingtheleadonthesemeetings,不要害怕随时打断我-收到dontbeafraidtojumpin.-CopythatApril当Randy提到那个河流项目的时候那你就该一ApritwhenRandybringsuptheriverproject,thatisyourcueto-转移警卫

22、的注意力让汉堡神偷逃出去DistracttheguardssotheHamburglarcanmakehisescape.我们今天要见很多参议员呢Weremeetingwithalotofsenatorstoday.她会没事的吗-是啊Isshegoingtobeokay?-Yeah.April就是这样的相信我It,sjustApril.Trustme.而我们希望你们也同意这是最佳的方案Andwehopeyouagreethatthisisthebestplan能保护国家公园的资金进入下一个十年topreservenationalparksfundingintothenextdecade.嗯所以

23、LeSlie你怎么觉得这这是正确的选择吗Well,soLeslie,whatdoyouthink?Is-isthistherightmove?嗯我觉得这是唯一的选择Boxer参议员Well,Ithinkitstheonlymove,SenatorBoxer.我不觉得这个机会能再出现了1dontthinkthischanceisgonnacomearoundagain.嗯你知道如果对Leslie没问题那我也没问题Well,youknow,ifit,sgoodwithLeslie,itsgoodwithme.嗯我还有个好主意Well,Ihaveanothergreatidea.要不你和我April

24、Randy首都的历史路灯杆Howaboutyouandme,April,Randy,historicallamppostsofD.C.?步行观光15分钟后开始Walkingtourstartsin15minutes.听起来不错但是呃我确实和总统有个会面Soundsgreat,but,uh,IdohaveanappointmentwiththePresident.我们能来吗Canwecome?这是个什么生意呢是比如刺客还是宇航员Whatkindofabusinessisthis?Isitlikehitmenorastronauts?是个会计公♥司♥Itsanaccou

25、ntingfirm.但他们最近开了一个咨♥询♥部门Buttheyrecentlyopenedupaconsultingwing.而咨♥询♥对April来说是完美的AndconsultingisperfectforApril.你觉得这个Barney家伙会听我们要说的吗YouthinkthisBarneyfellowwilllistentowhatwehavetosay?BenBen来了Ben!Benishere!嗨BenHi,Ben!TedBen来了Ted!Benishere!嘿能见到你们真是愉”会“至极啊Hey,itisactuarial

26、lyverygoodtoseeyouguys.BenBen!他们这里挺喜欢我的-你得听听这个啊Theylikemehere.-Yougottahearthis!所以我们觉得我们能保持低开销依然在期限内完成Sowethinkwecankeepcostsdownandstillmeetdeadlines.你知道我必须说Youknow,Ihavetosaymreallyimpressed对你们内政部的工作印象深刻,withwhatyouguysaredoingoveratInterior.谢谢你陆天娜参议员我们真的感谢你的支持Thankyou,SenatorGillibrand,wereallyap

27、preciateyoursupport.你介意给你的书签个名吗哦当然当然Wouldyoumindsigningacopyofyourbook?-Oh,ofcourse,ofcourse.我擅自做主写下了一点题词Itookthelibertyofwritingtheinscription.你只需要签名就好Allyouhavetodoissign.”致LeSlie启发我的人我的灵感源泉ToLeslie,myinspiration,mymuse,我的伙伴我的一切都归功于你”mypartnerincrime.Ioweitalltoyou.”如果你感觉还有遗漏下面还有空间写附言Andtheresroom

28、foraP.S.ifyoufeeltheresmoreyouleftout.嗯我觉得我这里已经说完想说的了Well,IthinkvesaidallIwannasayrighthere.好吧-好吧Okay.-Okay.是啊嗯我现在没法做Yeah,well,Icantdothatrightnow.哦天待会儿回电Oh,boy.llcallyouback.你好参议员你有空聊一下吗Hello,Senator.Doyouhaveaminutetochat?哦我现在不行我有个会Oh,Icantrightnow.vegotameeting.嗯实际上我和你的员工沟通过了Well,actually,Ichecke

29、dwithyourstaff他们说你有半小时的空闲andtheysaidthatyouhaveafreehalfhour.有人跟你说过你的坚持会令人紧张吗Didanyoneevertellyouthatyourtenacitycanbeintimidating?是的四年级开始人生的每个月Yes.Everymonthofmylifesincefourthgrade.现在我们来聊国家公园Now,let,stalkaboutnationalparks.嗯我只想说我非常意外Well,Ijusthavetosaymverysurprised你们二位在这点上意见一致thatthetwoofyouarese

30、eingeyetoeyeonthisone.嗯Buckner参议员和我都非常关心我们国家的资源Well,SenatorBucknerandIarebothconcernedaboutournationsresources.而那当然也包括我们的国家公园Andthatabsolutelyincludesournationalparks.但那不只是我们有共同点的地方实际上我们真正的热情是在.Butthatsnotallwehaveincommon.Infact,ourrealpassionis.波利尼西亚民族音乐Polynesianfolkmusic.什-什么W-what?波利尼西亚民族音乐Poly

31、nesianfolkmusic.我们的乐队今晚在乔治城大学演出你们想看可以来OurbandisplayinginGeorgetowntonightifyoudliketocome.我们叫做“堆砾党派”你理解了吗WerecalledAcrosstheIsle.-Didyougetthat?Aisle?Isle?就像堆成一个小岛的砂砾和对立党派的对立1.ikeanislandandthenacrosstheaisle,thepoliticalaisle.就像是双关就是个文字游戏It,slikeapun.Itsaplayonwords.我确实理解-你确定吗Idogetit.-Areyousure?我

32、们当然会来看的Wearedefinitelycomingtothis.现在买♥♥的话是8块门口的话是10块It,s$8.00ifyoubuyyourticketsnow.Its$10.00atthedoor.财政保守爱死这个家伙了Fiscalconservative.Lovethisguy.爱死这个家伙-是啊1.ovethisguy.-Yeah.AprilLudgateDwyerAprilLudgateDwyer.她在你们做财务的Gryzzl交易中工作过SheworkedontheGryzzldealthatyouguysdidthefinancesfor.现在我知

33、道你们要开一个咨♥询♥部门Now,Iknowthatyoureopeningupaconsultingwing,而我们就觉得APriI会是很好的人选andwejustthinkthatAprilwouldbeagreathire.是啊而且事情是这样的BarneyYeah,andheresthething,Barney.我们很显然非常熟悉咨♥询♥是什么Wereobviouslyveryfamiliarwithwhatconsultingis但要不你还是继续跟我这里的朋友们讲讲butwhydontyougoaheadandtellmyfrie

34、ndshere,因为我觉得他们应该不知道becauseIdontthinkthattheyknow.创造性地解决问题嗯实际上是对困难问题找到创造性的解决方案Well,itsreallyaboutfindingcreativesolutionstodifficultproblems.嗯有很多时候会有开除所以Now,alotoftimestheresfirings,so.告诉人们做什么不在乎人们喜不喜欢我咨♥询♥顾问真的不太受人喜欢consultantsarentexactlywellliked.我的天啊这就是为她准备的工作我能感觉到Holycrap.Thisisthe

35、jobforher,Icanfeelit.她接受了现在我们来聊福利Shelltakeit!Nowlet,stalkperks.她夏天能休息吗和学校一样-孩子收着点Doesshegetthesummersoff?Isitlikeschool?-Son,easy.嗯她的专业是什么呢Well,whatdidshemajorin?经济吗还是会计Economics?Accounting?她设计了自己的专业Shedesignedherownmajor.万圣节研究-相信我BarneyHalloweenStudies.-Trustme,Barney.她很聪慧能很快学会新技能Shesbrilliantandav

36、eryfastlearner.那呃“复合你的“利”益吗Doesthat,uh,compoundyourinterests?哈-哈哈Huh?-Haha!所以你觉得呢啊BarneySowhatdoyousay?Huh,Barney?哦Ben那也太棒了-谢谢Oh,Ben,thatwasamazing.-Thankyou.但现在应征太晚了Butit,stoolateforhertoapply.很抱歉但我们现在真的不接受申请者了msorrybutwe,renotreallytakinganymoreapplicants.虽然我可以为另外一个人破个例ThoughIcouldmakeanexceptionf

37、orsomeoneelse.不感兴趣Notinterested.好的所以是5票同意4票不同意Okay,sofiveyesesandfournos.开始得还不赖Notabadstart.所以LeSIie我本想几周后再跟你聊这个的So,Leslie,Iwasgoingtotalktoyouaboutthisinafewweeks,但MikeNorbert即将退休了butMikeNorbertisretiring.哦真的吗老Norb要下台了Oh,really?01Norbsissteppingdown.处理不好那个压力了是吧真是个懦夫Couldnthandlethepressure,huh?What

38、awuss.他的婚姻要破裂了-哦-哦好吧Hismarriageisfallingapart.-Oh-oh,okay.她和他最好朋友有外遇Shehadanaffairwithhisbestfriend.哦好吧我刚刚不该说那些的是啊我理解我理解Ooh,okay,IfeelbadaboutwhatIsaidbefore.-Yeah,Igetit,Igetit所以总之对你的好消息是So,anyway,thegoodnewsforyouis我们想提拔你为内政部运作副局长we,dliketopromoteyoutoDeputyDirectorofOperationsattheInterior.哇Wow.你

39、必须搬到华盛顿而且必须完成YoudhavetomovetoD.C.andyouhavetocomplete高级行政服务候选人发展计划theSeniorExecutiveServiceCandidateDevelopmentProgram.我必须参加S.E.S.C.D.P.吗IhavetoenrollinS.E.S.C.D.P.?44周的密集课程和笔记记录吗呃这可是梦想成真啊44weeksofintensivecoursesandnotetaking?Um,itsadreamcometrue.而且我必须警告你还会有一场听证会的AndIhavetowarnyou,therellbeaconfirm

40、ationhearing.一场听证会吗他妹的一场听证会吗Aconfirmationhearing?Afreakingconfirmationhearing?打扰一下Excusemeasecond.说什么嗯哼嗯哼What,sthat?Mm-hmm,mm-hmm.呃据我所知是的我接受这份工作Um,tothebestofmyrecollection,yes,Iacceptthejob.哦抱歉女士介意我借用一下你的帽子吗Oh,excuseme,maam?DoyoumindifIborrowyourhat?我只想以胜利姿态把它扔向天空Ijustwanttothrowitupintheairvictori

41、ously.不行女士啊No.-Maam!我觉得那份工作完美适合April1thinkthatjobsperfectforApril.我们只需要说服Barney给她一个机会WejusthavetoconvinceBarneytogiveherashot.我是说第一个问题她不比其他申请者更合适Imean,firstproblem,shesnotasqualifiedastheotherapplicants.简单解决我闯进她的大学Simplesolution.Ibreakintohercollege然后把她的学位改成会计简单andIchangeherdegreetoaccounting.Easy.我

42、出门的时候往黑板上看那是什么Onmywayoulookupattheblackboard,whatisthat?不可能的数学方程我解出来了Impossiblemathequation?IsolveitX等于Y很显然XequalsY,obviously.教授走上来说”我已经研究了50年了Professorcomesuptomeandsays,vebeenworkingonthatfor50years.“你为何不收下这座数学奖杯呢”Whydontyouacceptthismathtrophy?在他转身的时刻我已经走了Bythetimeheturnsaround,mgone.我们需要强调APril的

43、优势WeneedtohighlightAprilsstrengths.我觉得我们可以更新她的简历Ithoughtwecouldupdateherresume.这是她申请公园部的那份ThisistheonesheappliedtoParkswith.就是一张名叫Alf的玩偶的签名照It,sjustasignedphotographofapuppetnamedAlf.家有阿福里的猪脸外星人好吧所以我们给她制♥作♥一份真正的简历然后做一场大型展示Okay,so,wemakeheranactualresumethenputonabigpresentation.让Barney

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