ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、oubuyaGulfstreamG-IVjet.已经有兴趣了一轮子卸掉Alreadyinterested.-Takethewheelsoff.把它拆了-把飞机变成公♥寓♥楼Getemoffofthere.-Turnthejetintoanapartmentbuilding.人们可以住在自己的私人飞机里Peoplecouldliveinsidetheirownprivatejet.我们在为Jean-Ralphio想新的生意点子WerecurrentlycomingupwithbusinessideasforJean-Ralphio因为今天他的银行账户爆♥

3、炸♥了causeasoftoday,hisbankaccountisblowingup.我用老式方法赚钱Imademymoneytheold-fashionedway.*我被豪车给撞翻了*IgotrunoverbyaLexus还是不敢相信官司能赔那公多钱Istillcantbelieveyouwonallthatmoneyinthelawsuit.你基本上没受伤Youbarelygothurtatall.你也想被撞吗因为我认识个人Doyouwanttogetrunover?BecauseIknowaguy.超级轻柔的小小擦伤大笔赔款Supergentle.Minorscrapes

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5、Absolutely.ThatsabsolutelywhatIhavetodo.是什么意思呢Whatdoesitmean?意思是音频视频电影3D电影夜店.是的Itmeansaudio,video,movies,3-Dmovies,nightclubs.-Yeah.iPhone程序如果是娱乐你就要参与.iPhoneapps.Ifit,sentertainment,youreinvolved.是的我当然会Yes,ofcourseIam.然后你叫它Andyoucallit.娱乐7二。Entertainment7Twenty.不No!为啥为啥啊Why?Why?你别尖叫了Yougottastopscre

6、aming.我会的我就是很激动为什么我们要叫它娱乐7二。啊Iwill,Ijustgetexcited.WhydowecallitEntertainment7Twenty?因为你愿意为你的客户转地球两圈Causeyourewillingtogoaroundtheworldtwiceforyourclients.太难以置信了Thatisunbelievable!但听我说听我说Butlistentome,listentome.我需要你加入我的团队才能搞定好吧mgonnaneedyouonmyteamtopullthisoff,allright?我做这个不能没有你Icantdothiswithouty

7、ou.我不知道啊大哥我不行我得辞职Idontknow,man.Icant.dhavetoquitmyjob.好那我不和你一起做了Okaylldoitwithoutyou.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第16集第3季第16集我有很重要的新闻要发布Ihavesomeveryimportantnews是关于我们最喜欢的迷你马LilSebastian的aboutourfavoritemini-horse,LilSebastian.耶LilSebastianYay!LilSebastian!他昨晚去世了Hediedlastnight不No.但我们可以安心的是他已经在天堂了Butwecantakecomfor

8、tinthefactthatheisinheavennow,做着他最喜欢的两件事doingthetwothingshelovesdoingthemost.吃胡萝卜和自♥由♥撒尿Eatingcarrotsandurinatingfreely.我早上上班时看到降了半旗WhenIwalkedinthismorningandsawtheflagwasathalf-mast,我想”太棒了Ithought,Allright.又有个官员领便当了Anotherbureaucratateit.但我后来发现是LilSebastianButthenIfoundoutitwasLilSeb

9、astian.降半旗也太高了Half-mastistoohigh.表现点该死的尊严好吗Showsomedamnedrespect.因为他为这个镇做的一切Becauseofallhesdoneforthetown,我们要为他办一个小型的哀悼仪式wearegonnabeholdingasmallmemorialserviceforhim.但现在Butfornow,我觉得我们应该默哀一会儿Ithinkweshouldbowourheadsinamomentofsilence.ShaniaTwain-Man!IFeelLikeaWoman!作为女人最好的事情Bestthingaboutbeingawo

10、man是有享受一点点乐趣的特权Istheprerogativetohavealittlefunand哦哦哦完全变疯子忘记我是女士Oh,oh,oh,gototallycrazy,forgetmalady男士衬衫还有短裙Mensshirts,shortskirts我来吧谢谢Igotithankyou.就是这种时候当某人或者某马去世的时候lt,stimeslikethis,whensomeone,orsomehorse,passes,你才真的开始审视你的生活thatyoureallytakestockofyourlife.你看看周围发现你自己Youlookaroundyou,andyoustartt

11、orealize真正在意的是什么whatitisthatyoutrulycareabout.对LilSebastian我猜应该是新鲜的麦秆马槽里的水ForLilSebastian,Iimagineitwasgoodfreshoats,atroughofwater,娱乐720商业计划和一个自愿的性伙伴不自愿的也行andawillingsexualpartner.Ornon-willing.他是匹马所以我觉得他们怎么样都是要做的Hewasahorse,soIthinktheyhadtodoiteitherway.Hey.嘿Ann最近咋样Hey,Ann,howsitgoing?不用客套我知道你是想在

12、这见Leslie的Youdonthavetopretend.IknowyouresupposedtomeetLesliehere.但我也很好奇最近咋样了Butmalsocuriousabouthowitsgoing.嗯哼Leslie正忙她在准备LilSebastian的哀悼仪式Mmm-hmm.Leslie,sbusy,shesworkingontheLilSebastianmemorialservice.但你知道吗她把这张纸条留卜来给你Butyouknowwhat?Shedidgivemethisnotetogivetoyou,然后她也想让我深深吻你andshealsowantedmetoki

13、ssyoudeeply,这一条我把话带到就行了好whichmgoingtohavetopasson.-Okay.我真的喜欢我在这儿的新兼♥职♥Ireallylikemynewpart-timejobhere.我的新同事搬离了市政厅所以这个房♥间只属于我MyofficematemoveddownthehallsoIhavethiswholeroomjustforme.还有Ben和Leslie他俩偷偷在这里.AndBenandLeslie,whosecretlymeethere.一天见40回.fortytimesaday.她画了一只亲吻恶魔Shedrewa

14、kissmonster在纸条上onthenote.是啊Yeah.听着我非常乐意你俩来用我的办公室1.ook,youguysaretotallywelcometousemyoffice,但别在我桌上做啥就行justdontdoanythingonmydesk哦我们不是.你知道的Oh,wedont.youknow.我们只是喜欢在同一个地方工作Wejustliketoworkinthesameplace,然后我们聊聊天牵牵手andthenwetalkandholdhands.哎呀那感觉更糟糕了Yuck,thatssomehowworse.是的我自己听起来也很糟糕Yeah,itsoundedbadwh

15、enIsaidit.现在开始我们不再缅怀LiISebastian的死亡Fromnowon,westopmourningLilSebastiansdeath,我们开始庆祝他的一生andwestartcelebratinghislife.这是他想要的阿门Thatswhathewouldhavewanted.-Amen.我们需要把那个荣耀的野兽送去来世Weneedtosendthatgloriousbeastintothegreatbeyond办一场能与超级碗中场秀匹敌的仪式withadisplaythatrivalstheSuperBowlhalf-timeshow.还有预算是600刀AlSo,t

16、hebudgetis$600.所以维修部会搭好台子Somaintenanceisgonnasetupthestage.Ron要献上纪念花圈Ronwillbelayingtheceremonialwreath.1.eslie有一首13世纪但丁啊利吉耶里写的意大利诗歌♥会十分适合1.eslie,there,sa13thcenturyItalianpoembyDanteAlighierithatwouldbeveryappropriate.哦Jerry听起来太好了Oh,Jerry,thatsoundswonderful.好的Andy我需要你写一首纪念歌♥曲Okay,And

17、y,Ineedyoutowriteamemorialsong.EltonJohn写给已故戴安娜王妃的纪念歌♥曲像风中之烛那样的但好五千倍吧SomethinglikeCandleintheWind,but5,000timesbetter.简单-嘿你写歌♥要想请出AndyDwyerEasy.-Hey,ifyouwantasongfromAndyDwyer,老鼠耗子乐队主唱你该知道他少于一千块不会起床出场的leadsingerofMouseRat,youshouldknowhedoesntgetoutofbedforlessthan$1,000.嗯他睡在个蒲团上所以我们可

18、以给他五十块Well,hesleepsonafuton,soWecangivehim50bucks.成交Sold.好的这是一份关于Li,lSebastian一些事实的备忘录Okay,hereisamemowithsomefactsaboutLilSebastian.我觉得你会发现你那份特别有意思Ithinkyou,llfindyoursparticularlyinteresting.这就是事实列表啊-什么Itsjustalistoffacts.-What?好吧我的上面写着你有个翘臀Okay,minesays,Youhaveacutebutt.好奇怪可能是打错了吧Thatsweird.Mustb

19、eatypo.是啊Jerry应该是打错了Yeah,Jerry,itsprobablyatypo,因为它应该说的可能是“你有个柱臀”becauseitprobablyshouldvesaid,Youhaveacubebutt.因为你的屁♥股♥和柱子一样Causeyourbuttsshapedlikeacube.是啊Yeah.问题是为什么我的备忘录和其他人都不一样Thequestionis,whyismymemodifferentthaneveryoneelse,s?柱臀柱臀Cubebutt,cubebutt.柱臀柱臀Cubebutt,cubebutt.嗯好消息是这只是

20、肌腱炎Well,thegoodnewsisthisisjusttendonitis.这怎么是好消息Howisthatgoodnews?另一个可能是肩膀癌Theotheroptionwasshouldercancer.真的吗不Really?-No.你看你运动充足你身材也很好1.ook,youexercisealot.Youreingreatshape.你这个年龄的男性发生这种小事情很正常1.ittlethingslikethishappenwithmenofyourage.我的年龄Menofmyage?你觉得我多老了啊HowolddoyouthinkIam?42岁Forty-two.我44岁了我

21、计划活到150岁Iam44,andIplantolivetobe150.好吧Okay.所以怎么治疗So.Whatsthecure?搞个时间机器回到20岁Getatimemachine.Gobacktobeing20.Harris医生你真的是我遇见过最刻薄的人了Dr.Harris,youareliterallythemeanestpersonIhaveevermet.好的那个马葬礼的所有许可都办下来了Okay,allthepermitsclearedforthehorsefuneral.你什么语气-什么Whatwasthattone?-What?哦没事0h,nothing.我对此很伤心mvery

22、sadaboutthis.问题谁是个天才Question!Whosagenius?答案TOmHaverfordAnswer,TomHaverford.原因Jean-Ralphio刚刚创办一家独家高端的制♥作♥公♥司♥Reason,Jean-Ralphiojuststartedanexclusive,high-endproductioncompany,然后他乐意安排LilSebastian的哀悼仪式andheswillingtoputonLilSebastiansmemorialservice无偿服务只为了“公”probono,justfo

23、rthepub.“公”是公众宣传的简称Pubisanabbreviationforpublicity.Jean-Ralphio就是个小丑Jean-Ralphioisaclown.这是LilSebastian的哀悼仪式ThisisthememorialforLilSebastian,不是脱衣舞俱乐部的双券之夜notdouble-couponnightatastripclub.首先双券之夜真的非常有价值FirstOffdouble-couponnightisanincrediblevalue.第二这个家伙刚刚开始一项事业Secondly,thisguyjuststartedabusiness.他是

24、我朋友这会帮他大忙的He,smyfriend.Itwouldreallyhelphimout.此外我还会监管一切情况保证一切都会很好Plus,mgonnaoverseeeverythingandmakesureitgoesgreat.好的Tom我们信任你Okay,Tom,wetrustyou.让我们骄傲吧Makeusproud.让他骄傲Makehimproud.你们为啥不把那个PS掉啊WhydontyoujustPhotoshopthatout?嗨AnnPerkins-嗨Hi,AnnPerkins.-Hi.你还好吗-我快死了Howareyou?-Imdying.什么What?肌腱炎哦Tendo

25、nitis.-Oh.不至于用“我快死了”这种说法吧Idontknowifyoushouldleadwithmdying.你说得对你说得对所以Youreright,youreright.So.你怎么了What,supwithyou?我在帮Leslie策划Li,lSebastian的哀悼仪式mjusthelpingLeslieplanLi,lSebastiansmemorialservice.1.i,lSebastian去世了吗这也太糟了1.i,lSebastiandied?Thatsterrible.是的但他很老了他也有一大堆疾病啊Yeah,well,hewasold,andhehadaloto

26、failments.比如肌腱炎吗1.iketendonitis?我不知道1dontknow.我面前没有他的病历Idonthavehischartinfrontofme.你能找到吗Couldyougetit?什么不是没有病历啊What?No.There,snochart.哦我的天Oh,myGod.死亡不可避免Deathisinescapable.再见了AnnPerkinsGoodbye,AnnPerkins.好的我几分钟后要去你办公室见他了看起来如何Okay,sommeetinghiminyourofficeinafewminutes.HowdoIlook?你准备走什么路线Whatareyoug

27、oingfor?老练中带一点点性感Sophisticatedwithahintofslutty.正中红心Bulls-eye.见到你为一个男的开心挺好的Sonicetoseeyousohappyaboutaguy.谢谢我不知道了我看到我现在的生活Thanks.Idon,tknow.WhenIlookatmyliferightnow,觉得几乎已经完美了itfeelsalmostperfect.我是说我们只能偷偷摸摸1mean,wehavetosneakaround,但奇怪的是没人知道其实挺好玩的butweirdly,itskindoffunthatnobodyknows.我能明白Icouldsee

28、that.说够我的事了Ann怎么样Enoughaboutme.HowsAnn?我现在挺开心的一般来说mprettyhappyrightnow,generally.虽然我今天确实见到ChriS了他总是让我猝不及防AlthoughIdidseeChristoday.Healwaysjustthrowsmeoff.我不想聊Chris每次我听到他的名字IdontwanttotalkaboutChris.EverytimeIhearhisname,我就想到他会发现我和Ben的事情Ithinkaboutthefactthathe,sgonnafindoutaboutmeandBen,然后会开除我俩andh

29、esgonnafirebothofus.还有他伤你有多深Andabouthowmuchhehurtyou.是啊就是这样-是的Yeah,thereyougo.-Yeah.你好啊LeslieHeno,Leslie.你和Ben睡了有多久了HowlonghaveyoubeensleepingwithBen?什么What?你和Ben睡了有多久了HowlonghaveyoubeensleepingwithBen?这也太恶心太错误rThatsdisgustingandwrong.我甚至没为啥你我Idontevenget.Whywould.I.我没和任何人在任何地方做过爱Iveneverhadsexwitha

30、nyoneanywhere.这不是你的Itsnoneofyour.你有种胆大包Youhavethenerve,theaudacity.Ben是我的老板严格来讲Benismyboss,technically.而且他很烂长相来说Andheisterrible,facewise.然后怎么我怎么知道实际上Andhow.HowdoIknow,frankly,是不是你跟他睡过了呢thatyourenotsleepingwithhim?没准你是没准你是想让我猝不及防Maybeyouare.Maybeyouretryingtothrowmeoff.哼将了个军Hmm.Checkandmate.这实在太过分了我要

31、找谁举报Thisisanoutrage!WhodoIcall?哩哩-哩哩Hey,hey.-Hey,hey.嘿Ron听着你就是我要找的人Hey,Ron.Listen,yourejustwhoIwaslookingfor.你你是不是忘了Areyou.Didyouforgetthe.你我能要那个吗Didyou.CanIgetthatthing?我们就Canwejust.你带来了吗Didyoubringit?这谁也骗不了了Thisisntconvincing.你怎么发现的Howdidyoufindout?我们共事有一阵子了Weveworkedtogetherforawhilenow.我倾向于觉得我挺了

32、解你了dliketothinkIknowyouprettywell.此外Ben的屁♥股♥昨晚打给我了Plus,Benbutt-dialedmelastnight.好呢好呢这是埃莉诺罗斯福亲吻的方式Okay,okay.AndthisishowEleanorRooseveltwouldkiss.哇埃莉诺喜欢舌头呢Whoa.Eleanorlikesthetongue.国会前众议院议长南希佩洛西嘿再给我看看Pelosi的Hey,showmePelosiagain.好躺下Okay,laydown.联邦法♥院♥第二任大♥法&hearts

33、;官拜托告诉我你在RuthBaderGinsberg之前挂掉了PleasetellmeyouhungupbeforeRuthBaderGinsburg.不幸的是我没有Unfortunatelynot.这是个迟早会爆出来的丑闻Thisisascandalwaitingtohappen.如果你被抓很明显你会的Ifyougetcaught,whichyouclearlywill,Chris会开了你Chriswillfireyou.而我不会有办法阻止他AndIwontbeabletostophim.Ron我们很小心的Ron,werebeingverycareful.哦里根总统我的上衣纽扣弹开了Oh,P

34、residentReagan,myblazerpoppedopen.哎呀撒切尔夫人让我来帮帮你吧Well,MaggieThatcher,letmehelpyouwiththat.这次峰会之路会十分颠簸的It,sgonnabeabumpyridetothissummitmeeting.我们的国家有非常够了Ourcountrieshavehadavery.-Okay.是的特殊的关系.Yes.-.specialrelationship.哦不Oh,no!你说明你的观点了Youveprovenyourpoint.在我心里我伤心你只能死啦Inmyheart,msadyouhadtodie.小小马呀张开翅膀

35、学着飞吧1.i,Ihorse,spreadyourwingsandlearntofly.马不会飞啊Horsesdontfly.所以我才跟他说Thatswhymtellinghim,“学着飞”learntofly.来嘛帮帮我我这赌注很大的Comeon,helpme.Theresalotridingonthis.这是LilSebastian去小马天堂时会听的东西啊ThisiswhatLilSebastian,sgonnalistentoinhorseyheaven.好吧我来听听你现在为止最喜欢的一段Okay,letmehearyourfavoriteonesofar.* 你是个冠军啊小马*Your

36、eachampionlittlehorse* 而你死了*Andyouredead* 你是死亡的冠军*Yourethechampionofdeath* 你是死亡的冠军*Yourethechampionofdeath要不写一段不要用死”太多的Maybetrytodoonewithouttheworddeadsomuch.或者“死亡或者“你死了”Ordeathoryouredead.你看你已经在帮我了See?Yourehelpingmealready.所以现在知道的人只有我妈Ann和RonSotheonlypeoplethatknowaremymom,Ann,andRon.他们什么都不会说的Andt

37、heyrenotgonnasayanything.对就别在上班时间鬼混了Right.Justnomorefoolingaroundatwork.好行我们不能这样Okay,yeah.Wecant.嗯我是说你知道可能会有你做了什么好事Well,Imean,youknow,asituationcouldarisewhereyoudosomethinggood,然后我祝贺你的情况andIcongratulateyou.就像一个职业化的拥抱1.ike,withaprofessionalhug.你知道就像这样Youknow,kindoflikethis,“哦祝贺你啊Oh,congratulations.那

38、感觉很适合-是的Thatfeelsappropriate.-Yeah.是啊我是说我觉得我们那样能隐瞒住Yeah,Imean,Ithinkwecangetawaywiththat只要我们不这样做aslongasWedontdostufflikethis.嘿小情侣Hey,lovebirds.我拿这玩意儿怎么办啊WhatdoIdowiththis?你就放在那儿吧好Youcanjustleaveitthere.-Okay.所以我妈RonAnn还有那个家伙Somymom,Ron,Ann,andthatguy.纪念缎带用吗Forthememorialribbons?肯定啦那种你觉得展♥Nod

39、oubt.Whichonefloatsyourpenis?这些都是黑色啊Theyreallblack.没准对外行是的JerryMaybetothelayman,Jerry.黑曜石黑编玛瑙黑午夜黑失落灵魂黑轮番停电黑Obsidian,onyx,midnight,lostsoul,rollingblackout,沉睡美洲豹黑以及阿玛尼的虚无黑sleepingpanther,andvoidbyArmani.嘿Jerry这个颜色对你来说也是黑色吗Hey,Jerry,doesthislookblacktoyou,too?AnnAnn.找到你太好了SogladIfoundyou.我能跟你聊会儿吗CanIt

40、alktoyouforaminute?嗯好吧Um,okay.我需要问你个问题Ineedtoaskyouaquestion,如果你现在觉得回答不舒服的话andifyoureuncomfortableansweringitrightnow,你可以花点时间考虑一下没问题的youcantakesometimeandthinkaboutit.Thatwouldbeokay.好Okay.肌腱炎是不是意味着什么更大的问题呢Istendonitissymptomaticofsomethinglarger?真的吗那是你想问我的问题吗Really,thatsthequestionyouwantedtoaskme?

41、我只是特别担心mjustveryworried.我不确定那个医生接受了真正的培训mnotsurethatthisdoctor,sbeenproperlytrained.你知道吗Chris我很抱歉但我不是你的护上了Youknowwhat,Chris?msorry,butmnotyournurse,我也不是你的女朋友.andmnotyourgirlfriendand.我两次都觉得我是但我都错了IthoughtIwastwice,andIwaswrong,挺尴尬的whichwasembarrassing.我只是还没准备好做你的朋友mjustnotreadytobeyourfriend.当然对不起Of

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