Pink Flamingos《粉红色的火烈鸟（1972）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx
Hello,moviegoers.电影爱好者们你们好ThisisMr.Jspeakingtoyoufordreamlandstudios.我是J来自梦想之地工作室Thisbeautifulmobilehomeyouseebeforeyou眼前这辆漂亮房♥车isthecurrenthideoutofthenotoriousbeautyDivine,住着臭名昭著的美人蒂万Thefilthiestpersonalive.史上最肮脏F流的人Becauseofthiscoverstoryinoneofyoursleaziernational"tabloids/'八卦小报对她大肆报道shehasbeenforcedtogounderground,为避人耳目低调生活disguisingherappearanceandadoptingthealiasofBabsJohnson.她改头换面化名芭布斯约翰逊WithherlivehertrustedtravelingcompanionCotton,家里有她的旅伴科顿herdelinquentsonCrackers,她爱犯事的儿子夸克斯andhermentallyillmotherMissEdie.和她脑子有问题的母亲伊迪1.etstakeapeekinside.让我们一探究竟it,s10:30.Babs!Babs!十点半了芭布斯芭布斯Whyisn'ttheeggmanhere?mstarvingtodeathforsomeeggs.送蛋员怎么还不来饿死了我要吃蛋Please,Babs,comeinandgivemesomeeggs.快来芭布斯我要吃蛋mcoming,mama.mcoming.来了妈妈我来了Youcanholdon.等一下Cotton!Cotton!科顿科顿Babswon'tgivememyeggs.芭布斯不给我蛋吃Cotton,pleasecomeinhereandgivememyeggs.科顿快来我想吃蛋Beininaminute,Edie.Don'tyouworry.llfryyouupsome,honey.马上伊迪别急亲爱的我给你煎Eggseggseggs!蛋蛋蛋Goodmorning,mama.Ibetyou'rehungry.早上好妈妈饿了吧Oh,Babs,I'mstarvingtodeath.噢简直饿死了Hasn'tthateggmancomeyet?送蛋员怎么还不来Ilovethateggmansomuch.我喜欢那个送蛋员No,hehasn'tcomeyet,mama,butwestillhavesomeeggs.人家还没来呢好在还有蛋llputsomeonforyou.我去给你做点Didyousleepwell?睡得怎么样Oh,Babs,Isleptsowell.噢好极了Wheredidyougetthistrain?你哪里找的火车Didyousleepinthecabooselastnight?你昨晚在哪儿睡的车尾吗HowdidyouknowIlovetrains?你怎么知道我喜欢火车Oh,it'snotatrain,mama.这不是火车妈妈It'sournewmobilehome,andIsleepintheotherroom.是房♥车我昨晚没睡车尾睡在隔壁房♥间Weallhaveourownroomsthistime.现在每个人都有自己的房♥间Me,youandCotton.科顿你我都有了AndCrackershasthatnicelittleshedrightoutback夸克斯住在后面的小棚棚里sohecanhavehisfriendsinwheneverhelikeswithoutwakingusup.这样每次他朋友来就不会吵到我们了Isn'titwonderful?不错吧Now,youjustsittight好了你坐好andllfryyouupsomebig,gradeatreats.我去挑几个大鸡蛋给你做饭Overlighttoday,mama?今天吃流心蛋吗Oh,no,Babs,no.不不不吃It'ssunnyouttoday.外面太阳金灿灿Iwantthemsunny-sideup.蛋也要煎得金灿灿YouknowhowIlikethem,Babs.YouknowhowIlikethem.你知道我喜欢吃焦点焦点的蛋1knowhowyoulike'em,mama.llberightback.当然马上给你端过来Acrosstown,locatedintheteemingMetropolis热闹市区另外一边knownasdowntownBaltimore,也就是巴尔的摩市中心liveConnieandRaymondMarble,住着科妮和雷蒙德马布尔twojealouspervertsthathateDivine,sfameandnotoriety两个嫉妒蒂万的变♥态♥嫉妒她臭名远扬morethananythinginthewholeworld嫉妒人人都知道她forConnieandRaymondMarble,itwasthebeginningoftheend这份嫉妒心最终导致了他们的结局Well,MissSandstone桑迪斯通小姐afterlookingoveryourqualifications,经过一番考察myhusbandandIhavedecided我和丈夫认为thatyou'renotexactlywhatwehadinmindforthejob.您不太适合我们这份工作NotonlyhaveyouneverheardofDivine,首先你连蒂万都不知道whichisoneofthekeyelementsforthisparticularjob,还怎么指望你开展工作butyoualsoseemtoshowalackofgeneralexperience.其次我们认为您经验稍显不足Andtobehonest,wefeelyouaresortofadullard.脑子也不怎么灵光Well,whydoyousaythat?Idideverythingyouasked.你凭什么这么说所有要求我都完成了IevenfoundoutwhothisDivinewas.蒂万是谁我也知道了Toolate,toolate.晚啦晚啦And,naturally,youdideverythingIasked,mydear.而且老板说什么你做什么不应该么Youwouldneverhavegottentothisplateauofthejobplacementtest.达不到标准就是达不到标准Imean,surely,youcanseeourpoint.您应该也清楚We'renotinapositiontojusttakeanyone.不是什么样的人我们都会要Thisisahigh-securityjob,asyoucanwellimagine,我们的工作要求严格保密andwepersonallyjustdon'tfeelthatyoumeetour.很遗憾您没有通过我们的Oh,howshouldIsay?嗯怎么说呢Ouradmittedlysometimesstringentscreeningprocess.的确稍显严格的筛选环节Well,whydidyouholdmeupforsolong?那你怎么不一开始就说Whydidyoukeepaskingmetocomeback?还把我专门叫过来IhadanotherjobIcould'vetaken.为了你们我把其他公♥司♥都推了HowcouldIhavegotteninformationaboutthisDivineyoutalkof?你说的这个蒂万还要我怎么了解Idon'tknowher.Youcould'vegivenmesomelead我认都不认识什么都不给我说astohowIcould'vegatheredthisdatayouwantedabouther.我怎么去收集她的信息YouledmetobelieveIhadthisjob.我以为我肯定稳了Well,MissSandstone.桑迪斯通小姐MiSs,uh,SandySandstone.噢不珊迪桑迪斯通小姐Youjustmust,vebeenwronginyourassumptions,weren'tyou?那是你自己的问题别怪我头上Imean,surelyyou'veheardtheexpression,don,tcountyourchickens."有句话说得好“不要高兴得太早”Well,applyit!现在知道了吧Inevergaveyouafinalansweronthiswholething,我可从来没说过你可以稳进andasfarasyoubelievingthatyouhadthejob,你以为你稳了weltveneverevenconsidered呵我压根儿就没想过thatyouwouldbetheapplicantthatwewouldchoose.最后要选你来干Youdon'tknowenough.一问三不知Imean,IwisheveryonewaslikeyouandhadneverheardofDivine,你以为人人都像你都不知道蒂万but,unfortunately,itjustisn'tlikethat.不好意思梦去吧Now,ifyouwouldn'tmind,Idohaveabusydayaheadofme.好了我很忙请回吧There'sreallynothinglefttodiscuss.再说就没意思了Well,whatamIsupposedtodonow?我呢我怎么办That'swhatdliketoknow.让我走我就走吗YoucaneatshitforallIcare,MissSandstone,关我屁事滚去吃屎oreatanythingthatyoulikeordoanythingthatyoulike.我管你要怎么办Justdon'tassumethatIwanttoknowyourtroubles.老娘没那么多闲心Now,ifyouwouldn'tmind,mabusywoman好了我忙着呢请回吧withafullday'sworkaheadofme.今天还有一大堆事情呢Pleaseremoveyourselffrommyoffice.办公室的门在那儿不送You'rearealcunt!Doyouknowthat?Arealfuckingcunt!贱♥人♥你怎么这么贱Howcanyoubesoshittytopeople?你凭什么这公对我Howcanyoustandyourself?你没有良心的吗Iguessthere,sjusttwokindsofpeople.MissSandstone.桑迪斯通小姐对我来说世上只有两种人Mykindofpeopleandassholes.我和剩下的所有傻♥逼♥It'sratherobviouswhichcategoryyoufitinto.你是哪一种不用我多说了Haveaniceday.祝您生活愉快Eatthebird,bitch!操♥你♥妈♥贱♥人♥Youready,ma?Youreadyyet?妈妈你还没好吗mready,darling.JustletmesaygoodbyetomamaandCotton.好了我在给妈妈和科顿说再见llbeoutinaminute,honey.马上出来亲爱的Okay,ma,butgettheleadoutofyourassorllbelateformydate.快点儿我还有约会呢Allright.知道啦Yes,won'tIbelateformydate?约会可不能迟到对吧Youaregonnalovemydate.You'lllikeherasmuchasIdo.你看了我对象准会一眼喜欢上她mgoingtobringherbackrealsoonforyoualltoenjoy.一会儿我就带她回来好好快活快活Whatdoyoumean,humptydumptywasanegg?什么蛋头先生是颗蛋Howcouldapersonbeanegg,Cotton?人怎么能是蛋呢科顿Howcouldapersonbeanegg?人怎么会变成蛋呢Well,hehadlittlelegsandlittlearms他有小手也有小脚andhecouldwalkandtalkandalljustlikeaperson.像人一样说话走路Onlyhewasanegg像人一样打扮Alittleegg,alldressedup.只不过他不是人是颗蛋Tellittomeagain,Cotton.再给我讲一遍科顿Youshouldbelearningitbynow,Edie.再来一遍你可要会了哦伊迪Now,listencarefully.好了仔细听"Humptydumptysatonawall.蛋头先生坐墙头Humptydumptyhadagreatfall.突然摔个大跟头AlltheKing'shorsesandalltheking'smen国王派出好兵马couldn'tputhumptytogetheragain."破镜重圆没办法Doyougetit,Edie?Doyouunderstand?听懂了吗伊迪这次听懂了吧Tellmesomemoreeggstories,Cotton.我还要听其他的科顿Pleasetellmesomemorestories.再给我来点其他的monmyway.我来啦Yousurearedressedup,Babs.Youlookrealpretty.今天简直盛装打扮呢真好看Oh,thankyou.Cotton.噢谢谢亲爰的Why,agirlcannevertellwhoshemightrunintowhenshe'sdowntown.你不知道会碰到谁自然得时刻完美Why,malldressedupandreadytofallinlove.老娘花枝招展寻爱从不躲闪IkindofwishIwasgoingouttoo,我也想跟你一起进城butIthinkCrackersisbringinghisLadyfriendouthere但夸克斯不是要带女朋友回来么andIdon'twanttoMissthat.我想看看那姑娘It'susuallyaprettygoodshow.应该会很有意思Oh,Iknow.YoucangointotownthenexttimeIgo.那可不下次再一起去吧It,sjustthoseerrandsIhavetorun.今天我去办点事儿Besides,youandCrackerswillhaveaprettygoodtimerighthere.你在家还有夸克斯陪你Thatlittleshed'sjustperfect.刚好你俩去他的小棚子Iknowit,Babs.我知道It'llbethefirsttimewe,vehadanyoneouthere家里第一次来客人andIcan,twaittoseehowitworks.我还有点期待Ihopeshedoesn'tgiveusanytrouble.希望不是什么不三不四的女生Oh,Iwouldn'tworryaboutthat.噢这你不用担心Crackershasaprettygoodeyeforwhathelikes.夸克斯眼光还是不差的JustsayalittleprayerthatIfindalittlesomething.你不如多操心操心我Why,Ihaven'tfalleninloveforthreewholedays.我已经单身好久了mjustitchingtofindsomebodywithalittleimagination.又想谈又不想随随便便找个Bye-bye,Babs.Bye-bye,Babs.拜拜芭布斯芭布斯拜拜Bye-bye,Babs.Bye-bye!拜拜芭布斯拜拜Mother,youdonothavetoraiseyourvoiceandyoudon'thavetoyell.妈妈你吼那么大声干嘛We'reallrighthere.Wecanallhearyou.我们就在你旁边听得见0h.噢Idohavetoyell.我就要吼mstarvingtodeathandthateggmanain'tgoingtocome肚子都饿痛了送蛋的还没来andIknowit.我就知道Youknowhenevercomesuntillater,mother.人家每天什么时候来你不知道吗She'llbeallright.没事我陪着她Goon,Babs.-Allright.-你快去吧-行吧She'llbeallright她没事Won'tyou,mama?妈妈乖Youwantsomehard-boiledeggstonibbleonwhileyou'rewaiting?你边等想边吃个水煮蛋吗-Yes.-Yes,Ibetyoudo.-想-嗯我也觉得Bye,Babs.Anddon'tforgetthepartyfood.拜拜芭布斯别忘了买♥♥派对上吃的Okay!我知道Crackers,mready!走吧夸克斯1.et'sgo,mama.mlateformydate.快妈妈我要迟到了But,honey,howwillyouevergetbackoutherefromdowntown?亲爱的你们会儿怎么回来呢We'llhitchprobablythen,ma.Itain'thard.没事搭个顺风车就回来了Justletmeoffattheettagownshop.我在伊塔女装店下车That'swheremsupposedtomeetthelittleLady.我在那儿等她We'llgetbacksomehow.回来我们自己想办法Ijusthopeshe'sreadyforalittleaction.我怕的是她到时候不想做Oh,honey,Iknowwhatyoumean.噢亲爰的我懂你的意思Why,Iwouldn'tmindfindingalittleactionmyself.女人没有什么不想的Butthen,youshouldn'thavetoomuchtroublewithyourdate.到时候自然会水到渠成Thatis,ifshehasanythingontheball.Mm-hmm.-就算她真的不想-嗯哼Justhopeshelikestoexperiment.YouknowwhatImean?那也由不得她了懂吧Alittlesweet-talkinggoesalong,longway.哄哄她就好了Givemeyourhand,honey.手给我亲爱的Channing!钱宁Channing!钱宁JesusChrist天老爷-Aretheyhereyet?-Yes.They'vebeenwaiting.-人来了吗-来了在等了Well,showthemin.那还不带进来Mrs.Marblewillseeyounow.马布尔女士在等两位了Comeon,Merle.She,sreadytoseeus.走吧梅尔人家在等了mcoming.mcoming.走吧走吧-Hello.-Hi,MissMarble._两位好-您好马布尔女士We'vebeensoexcitedaboutthisallweek,meandMerle.得知您同意见面我们可激动了Wecanhardlysleepatnight,觉都睡不着justwaitingtoseelittlenoodles*face.迫不及待想看小鲁朵丝And,shit,weusuallysleepprettygood.我俩从没这么激动过MeandEtta,sreallygonnahavetosettledownoncewegetnoodleshome.有了鲁朵丝我和伊塔以后就安稳过日子了It'sgoingtobealotdifferentwithababyaround.好好过我们的三人生活Yes,well,asIsaid,当然如我所说Mr.MarbleandIareabout90%certainthatyouwillgetnoodles.二位有相当大的概率领养到鲁朵丝But,first,haveaseatsoIcanjustbrieflyrecheckyourapplication.坐吧我简单看看二位的申请资料Don'tsayanything,allright?Justdon'tsayaword.什么都别说嘴给我闭好了Whenareyougoingtogetheroutofhere?你怎么还不把她拉出去Comeon,littlenoodles.Youjustfoundanewhome.走咯小鲁多思你有新家咯Oh,that'srealnice!哈好啊你们PoorfuckingAlicediesgivingbirth.生她的时候爱丽丝难产死了Youcan'tevenbothertomovethebody.你们挪都不挪一下一直放这儿Andnowthebitchhassoldthekid!现在转手就把人家孩子卖♥♥了Poorbaby.可怜啊Andyou,youlittlesuckling还有你禽兽一个can'tevengetmemytranquilizers!我要的镇静剂呢Youshithead.Wherearemypills?蠢货我的药呢Thatbitchcanaffordit.贱婆娘抠得很She'sgotanothercouplegrandcomingforthisone.卖♥♥了孩子她至少拿好几千Can,tsheatleastgivememyfuckingpills?我就要几颗药都舍不得给Isaiddon'ttalktomewhenIcomedownhere.我说了给我闭嘴Idon'tgiveafuckwhatyousaid,youfuckingpig!老娘管你♥他♥妈♥说了什么蠢猪Getthisbodyoutofhere!It'smakingmesick!快拖出去我要吐了Whenaretheygonnagetanotherone?死了一个你们又要再逮一个Whatpoorgirlwilltheygetnext?再逮个倒霉的Iknowthey'regonnagetanotherone.你们就一直这么干JustlikewhenIcamehere,你们把我抓进来Ireplacedsomebody,didn'tI?因为先来的死了是吧Youfuckinglittledingleberry!简直他妈该死That'swhatyou'relike,youfuckingballofshit!你就爱下这些所以只能当个下♥贱♥货Isaidshutup!老子叫你闭嘴Justshutupanddon'ttalktomewhenIcomedownhere!再不闭嘴老子要你好看Oh,lookhowprettysheis.噢好乖啊Aw!噢Waitaminute.Waitaminute.Connie,dotheygetthis?等下先别急科妮就是她俩了吗Yes,theydo,Chan.对就是她们了Aw.Aw,lookhowprettysheis.一噢一噢真漂亮Oh,Merle,msohappy.梅尔我好高兴And,baby,ifyou'rehappy,你高兴我就高兴mhappy,causethat'swhatmlivingfor.我怎么不高兴呢终You,me,andnowlittlenoodles.我们终于有自己的孩子了Thankyou,MissMarble.太谢谢您了马布尔女士Withoutyou,weneverwould'vebeenthishappy.要不是您我们永远迎不来这一天Youareawonderful,wonderfulperson.您真是太伟大太了不起了-Thankyou.-Thankyou.-谢谢您-谢谢您Well,thankyou,ladies.谢谢你们才对Ifitwasn'tforyou,Iwouldn'tbeinthisbusiness.没有大家的支持我也走不到今天Andthat'sallIcareabout,issatisfyingmycustomers我的宗旨一直以来都是让父母满意andmakingsurethatthebabiesareplacedingoodhomes.让孩子平安快乐地成长Thankyou.谢谢-Bye-bye,now.-Bye-bye.再见再见mnotajuveniledelinquent我不是不良少年no,no,no,no,no,no,no,nop/xpx/Jx/pno,no,no,no,no,no,mo,no不彳、不不不不不不no,no,nomnotajuveniledelinquent不不不我不是不良少年dothethingthatisrightandyou'lldonothingwrong遵纪又守法从不干坏事lifewillbesoniceyou'llbeinparadise做个好公民一切称心意Iknow就是这样becausemnotajuveniledelinquent我不是不良少年listen,boysandgirlsyouneednotbeblue朋友们莫灰心丧气lifeiswhatyoumakeofititalldependsonyou活成什么样全看你自己Iknow就是这样becausemnotajuveniledelinquent我不是不良少年It'seasytobegooditshardtobebad守法顺顺利利违法寸步难行stayoutoftroubleandyou'llbeglad不敲麻烦门当个快活人takethistripfrommeandyouwillsee听我苦心言当个好青年howhappyyouworldbe自然无忧年复年boysandgirls,thisismystory朋友们这是我的故事andIaddallofmyglory苦口婆心为你好Iknow,oh-ohh-ohh-ohh就是这样噢becausemnotajuveniledelinquent我不是不良少年shecan'thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已shecan'thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已ifshewalksbythemenfolksgetengrossed男人目不转睛直勾勾盯着她shecan'thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已ifshewinksaneyethebreadsliceturntotoast她抛个媚眼无人招架得住shecan,thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已ifshegotalotofwhattheycallthemost她顾盼生姿风情万种shecan'thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已thegirlcan'thelpitshewasborntoplease没办法她生来就讨人喜欢shecan'thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已andifsheisgotafiguremadetosqueeze她凹凸有致春色撩人shecan,thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已won'tyoukindlybeawarethegirlcan'thelpit要趁她不备把握机会thegirlcan'thelpit趁她不备ifshemesmerizeseverymothersson纯情少年为她倾倒shecan,thelpitthegirlcan,thelpit她情不自禁无法自已ifsheissmilingbeefsteakbecomewelldone她微微一笑千娇百媚shecan'thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已shemakesgrandpafeellike21老汉见了都得起色心shecan'thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已thegirlcan'thelpitshewasborntoplease没办法她生来就讨人喜欢shecan'thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已andifIgotoheronbendedknee你见我单膝下跪shecan'thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已won'tyoukindlybeawarethatIcan'thelpit就知道我心有所属爱慕已久Ican'thelpit爱慕已久becausemhoping,obviously我做梦都想thatsomedaytheanswerwouldbe想亲耳听她说thegirlcan'thelpitthatsheisinlovewithme她情不自已倾心于我shecan,thelpitthegirlcan'thelpit她情不自禁无法自已We,llseewho'sthefilthiestpersonalive.谁最肮脏下流还不一定呢We'lljustsee!走着瞧吧AndwhereisthatRaymond?雷蒙德人呢Whereishe?跑哪去了Howcouldheleavemealonewhenthere'ssomuchtobetakencareof?你怎么能留我一个人在这儿Oh,pleasecomehome,Raymond.求求你了快回来吧Ineedyousobadly.我需要你ooh,look-athere,ain'tshepretty噢瞧她美吧ooh,ain'tthatchickabeauty噢真是个小美女Iloveherhair,Iloveherclothes秀发飘扬衣着时髦1loveherteethgetaloadofthatpose看她咧嘴笑我心怦怦跳ooh,look-athere,ain'tshepretty噢瞧她美吧shelookslikeabeautifulwaxdoll美得像个蜡洋娃娃andyouareboundtofall美得让人心乱神迷well,IloveherhairandIloveherclothes秀发飘扬衣着时髦Iloveherteethgetaloadofthatpose看她咧嘴笑我心怦怦跳ooh,look-athere,ain'tshepretty噢瞧她美吧chick,chick,here小妞小妞看过来here,chick,chickchick,chick,chicken快看啊小妞小妞小妞小妞小妞yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah耶耶耶耶耶Canyouhurry,driver?llbelateformyappointment.快点师♥傅♥我和别人约了时间的mgoingasfastasIcan,Lady,withoutbreakingthelaw.姑娘已经最快了再快就要违反交规了3800Greymeadow,right?古雷梅多街3800号♥对吧That'swhatIsaid,wasn'tit?对啊上车不就说了吗2.30.二块三Youcanshove2.30,hack!给个屁没门儿Hey!Why,hello,Cookie.Idohopeyou'rehungry.你好库琪饿了吧我做了三明治Oh,Icouldgoforasandwich.噢那我吃一个吧Mmm!Baloney!嗯还加了红肠Well,llgetrighttothepoint.好了我就直说了IcangetyouinformationaboutDivine.要我帮你打探蒂万可以1.otsofinformation,Ithink,ifthingsgowelltoday.进展顺利的话能挖出来很多东西IhaveadatewithhersonCrackers.毕竟我要和她儿子夸克斯约会Well,thisis,ofcourse,anencouragingdevelopment.
