Hustle《飞天大盗（2004）》第三季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
你知道吗有时我真希望YouknowsometimesIwishdnever自己从没有听说过jameswhittakerwright这个名字heardthename,JamesWhittakerWright.当时我正在街上和stace一起ThereIam,justmindingmeownbusiness,耍些小骗术runningalittleshortconwithStace.突然他出现了Allofasuddenheshowsup.还玩这种老式的戒指骗术啊Theoldringscam,eh?伙计我现在很忙Notnow,mate.mbusy.不会吧她还在让鱼儿上钩呢Oh,comeon,she'sstillropinginthemark.你应该还挺有空的啊Yougottimeforalittleaction.还是你自己没胆量Orareyoutoowetbehindtheearstotry来跟我赌一把啊yourhandagainstarealcrossroader?那就赌吧Shoot.我跟你赌我可以咬到自己的眼睛IwanttobetyouIcanbitemyowneye.好啊我跟你赌Allright.llhavealittlebitofthat.我就跟你赌我告诉你为什么I'lltellyouwhyllhavealittlebitofthat,因为你做不到becauseitcan'tbedone.我不相信1don'tbelieveit你在干吗啊Whatthehellareyoudoing?鱼儿已经上钩了Themark'sallreadytogo,你居然还在这儿坐着喝咖啡andyou'resittingheredrinkingcoffee.和我新朋友Justhavingachat聊天呢withmenewbestmate.这位女士想不想赌Whatdoestheladywanttobet我能咬到我自己的眼睛Ican'tbitemyowneye?哦你少来了Oh,don'tberidiculous.很显然你有一只玻璃假眼You'veobviouslygotaglassone.这个人觉得我们完全是白♥痴♥Thisguymustthinkwe,recompleteidiots.是啊Yeah,now.我是Jameswhittakerwright三世JamesWhittakerWrightIII.再见了Adios,muchachos.再见啊怪胎Adios,freak.我的朋友叫我j.w.3.MyfriendscallmeJW3,你知道吗andyouknowwhat?你长得真得很像我儿子Youaretheabsolutespitofmyownboy.哦好吧好吧你看Oh,righyeah,yeah.1.isten.如果你有兴趣赌一把的话Ifyouputthebetsonaswell,我们或许能让你加入wemightbeabletocutyouin.当然你知道吗Oh,sure.我已经三十年没见到我儿子了IswearIhaven,tseenmysonfor30years,但如果他真的能像你一样哦butifhe'sturnedoutanythinglikeyou,我会是这个城里最幸福的人的oh,dbethehappiestmanintown.啊好的Yes,sir.很好谢谢先生如果你能Yes,good,thankyou,yeah.Ifyoucould.当然那也是不可能的Slimchanceofthatthough.我不是在外面搞诈骗Iwasalwaysoutgrifting就是噂监狱orslam-dunkedintheslammer.可怜的小家伙从没机会见我Poorlittlebastardneverhadachance.好吧你能不能Oh,dear,ifyoucouldjust.但你知道什么事情最伤人吗Butyouknowwhatreallyhurt?就是她妈妈带他离开时Whenhismomwalkedout,我连对他说句Ineverevenhadachance再见的机会都没有tosaygoodbyetotheboy.如果我能我能IfIcouldjust.IfIcouldjustsaygoodbye对一个长得有点像我儿子的人tosomeonewholooksabitlikemyboy,说句再见那我死也瞑目了maybeIcouldget,like,closure?好吧好吧随你的便Fine,yeah,yeah.Whateveryousay.呃你还好吧Oh,holdup,youallright?只是肺气肿又发作了Justatouchofemphysema.我喜欢听别人叫我爸IliketobecalledPa.再见了儿子祝你好运Goodbye,Son.Andgoodluck.再见爸爸呃爸Goodbye,Dad.Pa.不好意思你想去哪儿Excuseme.Whereareyougoing?你不打算为你♥爸♥付帐吗Youhaven'tpaidforyourdad'schipsyet.哦Well,well,well.Jameswhittakerwright三世JamesWhittakerWrightIII.你认识这个人吗abie?Doyouknowthisguy,Albie?不但我听过这个名字No,no,no,no,butIknowthename.是吗Yeah?How?Jameswhittakerwright一世JamesWhittakerWrightI维多利亚时期最伟大的金融骗子waseitherthegreatestfinancier就是历史上oftheVictorianage最负盛名的诈骗犯orthebiggestfraudsterinhistory.尚无定论Nooneisquitesure.怎么他那么强Whathewasthatgood?传说中他完成了历史上1.egendhasitthathepulledoff最大的一个骗局themostoutrageouscackle-bladder他在光天化日there,severbeen.众目睽睽下Apparently,hefakedhisowndeath,在一群法官standingtherejustasyouarenow,陪审员inbroaddaylight,警♥察♥面前surroundedbyjudgeandjury假死了andtheofficersofthecourt.Whittakerwright计划WhittakerWrighthadbeenrunningascam在证券交易上设个大骗局onthestockexchange,但银行出♥卖♥♥♥了他butthebanksdouble-crossedhim.他被控告犯有诈骗罪Accusedoffraud并且财产被剥夺andstrippedofhisassets,jameswhittakerwright被判在监狱里JamesWhittakerWrightwassentenced做十五年苦工to15yearshardlaborattheOldBailey.这个诡计多端的骗子Alwaystheconsummategrifter,however,在袖子里藏了毒药hehadonemoretrickuphissleeve.在宣判时他在法庭上Ashewasbeingsentenced,heapparently服毒药当场死亡tookpoison,collapsingdeadincourt.但传说这只是他Butgriftinglegendstates精心策划的脱身之计而已thatthiswastheultimatecackle-bladder.他让自己Hehadputhimself进入一种假死状态intoastateofsuspendedanimation.法医发现他Andwhenthecourtphysician没有呼吸也没有脉搏couldfindnopulseorbreath,便宣布死亡了hewaspronounceddead.是不错Well,that'sgreat,但那个玻璃眼老头儿butwho,sthegeezerwiththemoodyeye?是谁啊是啊我也想知道Yeah.Yeah,that'swhatdliketoknow.我想有人NowIbelievethat在向我发出挑战了someoneisdisrespectingme.当你有我这样的名声时That'stheproblem就会有这样的问题whenyouhavemyreputation.你觉得j.w.3就像是一个决斗者YouthinkJW3islikesomegunslinger?来到伦敦来和西方最有名的骗子Comeintotowntotryhishand试试身手againstthefastestconintheWest?不不不No,no,no,no,no.他不是想要我的钱He'snotafterourmoney.不不不No,no,no,他是在很高调的he'ssendingmeabigmessage,给我传达一个信息litupinsix-footneonlights.是啊是Yeah,what'sitsay?"认输吧白♥痴&hearts/吗"Kissmyarse,suckers"?不不不是.No,no,no,itsays,“请来lee公园先生”"Goto1.eaPark,Surrey."虽然现在看不出来了Doesn'tlooklikemuchtoday.但100年前But100yearsago,早在维多利亚时代这地方可金碧辉煌啊itwasthegloryoftheVictorianage.天哪这些可不是便宜货Oh,blimey,Ibetthatdidn'tcomecheap.这所有的东西都是Andthewholecaboodlewasbuiltjameswhittakerwright出资建造的andpaidforbyJamesWhittakerWright.他只是个骗子而已啊Whowasahustler?不不不他是个投机家Oh,no,no,let,ssayaspeculator.他是一个金融奇才Hewasafinancialwizard靠出♥售♥不可实现的梦想而发了大财whomadeafortunesellingbigdreams.他靠卖♥♥假金矿起家Hebeganhiscareerpeddling专门骗那些渴望phonygoldminestothehungrydreamers来西部淘金whoflockedtotheOldWest寻找金山的家伙们insearchofElDorado.Whittakerwright在向那些轻信梦想的人WhittakerWrighthadaprodigioustalent出♥售♥白日梦方面forsellingemptypromises有独到的才华tothosehappyenoughtobelievethem.你知道吗Youknowwhat?我确实有点喜欢上这个家伙了mactuallystartingtolikethisguy.是啊我爷爷确实是个强人Yeah.Mygreat-grandpappysurehadstyle.这么说你收到我的信息了Iseeyougotmymessage.所有骗FWell,anygrifterwouldbeintrigued都想知道更多tolearnmoreabout关于这位传奇人物jWhittakerwright的事情thelegendaryJ.WhittakerWright.你刚说的是Ifyou'retalkingaboutcons美国西部的骗术intheAmericanWest,我曾祖父可是最拿手的mygrandpappyprettymuchwrotethebook.那他为什么来伦敦SowhydidhecometotheUK?他似乎在那里做得有些太好了Yeah,soundslikehewasdoingprettygoodoverthere.不过都是些小钱Ni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