Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
绝望的主妇前情提要Previouslyon.五年内生活发生了变化1.iveschangeinfiveyears.有些家庭壮大有些家人分离Somefamiliesgrow,whileothersgrowapart.那我周六6点左右把他送问来行SoIthoughtdbringhimbackSundayaround6:00orso.Fine.我们也找到了方法这会我有点不方便AndWefindways.It'snotreallyagoodtime.医治伤痛Toeasethepain.是的五年间Yes,infiveyears.伊迪真的是你吗我结婚了Edie,isthatreallyyou?Ihaveahusbandnow.许多事情变了Manythingschange.你每月需要报道一次You'rerequiredtocheckinonceamonth.这是保释期的条件Itwasaconditionofyourrelease.总之苏珊梅尔的男朋友知道要做的还很多Allinall,SusanMayer'sboyfriendknewhehadalotgoingforhim.他浪漫Hewasromantic.有着迷人的微笑Mm.Hadanicesmile.一贯体贴周到Andwasconsistentlythoughtful.是的杰克逊布拉多克优点多多Yes,JacksonBraddockhadmanywonderfulattributes.不幸的是Sadly.时间把握得不好Asenseoftimingwasn'toneofthem.你好Hello.你好Hi.有什么事吗CanIhelpyou?我想你可以告诉苏珊我来了IguessyoucouldtellSusanmhere.好的你是哪位Okay.Uh.Whoareyou?我是麦克她前夫Oh,mMike.Theex-husband.你是Ah.I,uh,Itakeityou,re.杰克逊Jackson.我是m,uh.苏珊的Susan's,uh.朋友Friend?是的朋友Friend.That'sright.真是尴尬啊Wow.Couldthisbeanymoreawkward?你睡袍开了是蛮尴尬Well,yourrobe'sopen.Soyeah.是的好吧你来做法官Yep.Well,youbethejudge.我不知道伙计信息技术非常好Idon'tknow,man.It.it'sprettygood.我有种感觉Well,1gotthefeelingthat.是的是的Yeah,yeah.哦Oh!你前夫Hey,yourex-husbandis.麦克怎么了Mike!Uh,what'sgoingon?只是来送MJ的游戏盘IwasjustreturningM.J.'Svideogame.他落在我家了Heleftitatmyhouse.谢谢我猜你见到杰克逊了Oh.Thanks.SoIguessyoumetJackson.是啊腿不错Yeah.Nicelegs.很明显Oh,clearlythisisnot我不想你俩以这种方式见面howIwould'vewantedthetwoofyoutomeet.他他人很好He,s.he'sreallyaniceguy.以防万一我需要跟他多接触接触确认下Yeah,well,justtomakesure,mgonnaneedtohangwithhimalittlebit,checkhimout.我认为没那必要Oh,Idon,tknowthatthat'snecessary.若他跟我儿子睡在同一房♥子里就有必要Ifhe,ssleepinginthesamehouseasmyson,Ithinkitis.首先MJ昨晚不在家Oh,well,firstoff,urn,M.J.Wasatasleepoverlastnight.实际上杰克逊他俩还没见过And,infact,Jacksonandhehaven'tevenmet,所以你真的没必要过来so,uh,there'sreallynoneedforyoutobehanging.确认Orchecking.给杰克逊说我明晚来这接他Oh,just.tellJacksonllpickhimupheretomorrownight.等等Hey,holdon.你不能就这么擅自决定Youdon'tgettojustdecidethesethingsbyyourself.还记得我在监护权上的让步吧YourememberhowniceIwasaboutourcustodyagreement?我明天可以让你进法庭Icanhaulyoubacktocourttomorrow如果我不完全满意儿子接触的人ifmnot100%satisfiedwithwhoyouexposemysonto.懂了吗Gotit?抱歉Uh,msorry.我本不想这么跟你前夫初次见面It,ssonothowIwantedtomeetyourexforthefirsttime.那第二面时Well,whenyoumeethimforthesecondtime,可以告诉他这些youcantellhimthat.他明晚来这接你什么He'spickingyouupheretomorrownight.What?我早餐时跟你解释llexplainoverbreakfast.你拿报纸了没有Didyougetthepaper?这就是杰克逊布拉多克AndthatishowJacksonBraddockrealized意识到他确实需要掌握好时间heneededbettertiming.你是谁Whoareyou?还需要一个长点的睡袍Andalongerrobe.住在郊区的人希望Ifthereisonethingeveryoneinsuburbiacanappreciate.Oh,hey!能有个好邻居It'sagoodneighbor.帮忙拿杂货袋Youknow,thekindthathelpswiththelastbagofgroceries.或者送还递错的信件Orbringsovermisplacedmail.或帮忙刈草坪Orofferstomowyourlawn.是的人人希望有个好邻居Yes,everyoneappreciatesagoodneighbor.太感谢你帮忙了Youaresosweettodothis.我只是恰好知道怎么修灯泡Ijustknowhowtrickythesebulbscanbe.没人比大卫威廉姆斯更清楚这些AndnooneknewthisbetterthanDaveWilliams,他决心成为紫藤郡有史以来最好的邻居whowasdeterminedtobethebestneighborWisteria1.anehadeverseen.当然Assuming,ofcourse,他妻子并不配合hiswifedidn'tgetintheway.怎么了What'sgoingon?装行李Packingourbags.凯伦麦克卢斯基又侮辱我了KarenMcCluskeyinsultedmeagain,我受不了了andIcan'tputupwithitanymore.她这次又跟你说什么了Allright,whatdidshesaytoyouthistime?没什么不重要了我们要搬家了成年人不会因为些Nothing.Itdoesn'tmatter.Wearemoving.Adultsdon'tpackupandmove善意的取笑而搬家的becauseofsomegood-naturedteasing.她说我的胸部是德国工程师的功劳ShesaidthatmybreastswereatriumphofGermanengineering.这是善意吗Youcallthatgood-natured?别这样她只是个脾气暴躁的老女人Comeon.She'sacrankyoldlady.不仅是她她们都这样It,snotjusther.It'sallofthem.我是说已经五年了我变了不少Imean,it'sbeenfiveyears.Ihavechanged.但这条街上没人在意Butthepeopleonthisstreetdon'tcare.对她们来说我一直都是个笑话Tothem,Iwillalwaysbeajoke.抱歉你今天过得不好msorryyouhadabadday.不要再劝我了Pleasedon'tuseyourmotivationalvoice.我真的很讨厌那Ireallyhatethat.你有些心烦还有些疲倦You'reupsetandyou'retired.去洗个热水澡吧Whydon'tyoutakeanicehotshower,我来做点午饭andI'llmakeussomelunch?好吗Doesthatsoundgood?真是不明白Ijustneverunderstoodit.我们可以在任何一个城市生活We.Wecould'vegoneandlivedinanycityinthiscountry.你为什么要坚持住在这呢Whydidyouinsistonlivinghere?因为我们可以在这住得开心'Causewecanbehappyhere.你心太急Youjustneedtogiveitsometime.我保证AndIpromise,我会尽力llpersonallyseetoit让这里的人开始慢慢尊敬你thatpeoplestarttreatingyouwithalittlemorerespect.你还是没回答我的问题Youdidn'tanswermyquestion.我没吗Didn'tI?卡洛斯米歇尔唐宁邀请我们去她的宴会Carlos,WegotinvitedtoMicheIledowning'sparty!我要去买♥♥点漂亮的mgonnahavetobuysomethingniceto.aah!加布我在做按♥摩♥Gaby,mgivingamassage.我看到了Icanseethat我看到很多Icanseealotofthings.不该看到的东西Thingsthatcanneverbeunseen.不好意思毛巾往上缩了Uh,sorry.Iguessthetowelmust'verodeup.卡洛斯来厨房♥现在就要Carlos?Kitchen.Now.我知道你不喜欢我在楼下工作Iknowyoudon'tlikeitwhenIworkdownhere,但他不能上楼buthecouldn'tgetupthestairs.他骸节有伤他还只有一个睾丸He'sgotabumhip.He'salsomissingatesticle.卡洛斯我到底还要忍♥受多久Carlos,howmuchmoreofthisamIsupposedtotake?好好我可以把工作搬到车♥库♥里去Okay,okay,maybeIcouldsetupmytableinthegarage.不那不能解决全部问题No!That,sonlypartoftheproblem.最近查过我们的银行余额吗Haveyoucheckedourbankbalancelately?加布我不在乡村俱乐部上班了Gaby,Iamnottakingthecountryclubjob.为什么你可以给富人按♥摩♥啊Whynot?You'dbemassagingrichpeople.他们给的小费多也不会那公暴露Theytipbetterandtheytendtoflakeless.是啊但我喜欢在这里工作Yeah,butIlikeworkinghere.我可以跟你和孩子们在一起Igettospendlotsoftimewithyouandthekids.卡洛斯我不需要花那么多时间跟你在一起Carlos,Idon'tneedtospendlotsoftimewithyou.坦白地讲孩子们不介意的Andfrankly,thekidsareonthefence.Gab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