Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
绝望的主妇前情提要Previouslyon.勒奈特又成了职业女性汤姆的生活倍感充实1.ynettewentbacktowork,andTomfilledhisdays.你对女性的话题很擅长谢谢You'regoodatthisgirltalkthing.Well,thanks.那你知道他偷窃的原因吗为了伤害你Doyouatleastknowwhyhesteals?Istealtohurtyou.布里尽力理解丈夫的问题Breestruggledtounderstandherhusband'sproblem,而在街道另一边whiledownthestreet,伊迪终于弄清楚了她丈夫的计划Ediefinallyfiguredoutherhusband'splan.Youmarriedme你跟我结婚就是为了接近那个害死你家人的人他从未受任何惩罚soyoucouldgetclosetothemanwhokilledyourfamily.Hewasneverpunished.啊Aah!啊Aah!瑞斯凯普是位幸存者Rosekemperwasasurvivor.从她眼神中就能看出端倪Youcouldseethatbylookingintohereyes.她亲自葬夫Shehadburiedonehusband,抚养5个孩子givenbirthtofivechildren,经历过病痛破产的折磨survivedillness,bankruptcy,甚至牙齿掉光的疼痛eventhelossofherteeth.结果就是Asaresult,瑞斯凯普无所畏惧Rosekemperwasnolongerafraidofanything.不幸的是那晚爬进她窗户里的那个男人Sadly,themanwhoclimbedintoherwindowthatnight对此一无所知wasunawareofthis.但瑞斯很乐意给他点颜色瞧瞧ButRosewasmorethanhappytoexplainittohim.滚出去快滚Getoutofhere!Justgetthehellout!我要给警♥察♥打电♥话♥你听到吗mcallingthepolice.Doyouhearme?!凯普夫人Mrs.Kemper?凯瑟琳你来这做什么Katherine!Whatareyoudoinghere?我听说你感觉不太好Oh,Iheardyouweren'tfeelingwell,所以给你带了点花soIbroughtyousomeflowers.Ohh.医生说你心脏病险些复发Thedoctorstellmeyouhadamildheartattack.他们告诉你原因了吗Didtheytellyouwhy?是死神Itwasdeath.他来找我了Hecameforme.死神去找你了Deathcameforyou?但是我用棒球棍把他赶走了ButIchasedhimoutwithmybaseballbat.而且我还狠狠打了他一顿就在脑门上Igavehimagoodwhack,too,rightontheoldnoggin.他们给你注射了多少吗♥啡♥Howmuchmorphinedotheyhaveyouon?我有个放摆设的架子YouknowthatShelfwhereIkeepmyknickknacks?他想偷走Hetriedtotakeone.死神也收集摆设Deathcollectsknickknacks.他带不走我就把另一个女人带走了Andwhenhecouldn'tgetme,hewentafterthatotherlady.那个撞到电线杆的女人Theonewhocrashed.伊迪布利特EdieBritt?是她我什么都看到了Oh,yes,andIsaweverything.死神摇摇晃晃走到街道上Deathjuststaggeredoutintothestreet,举起了手andheraisedhishands让她撞到了电线杆上andhemadeherrunintothatlightpole.凯瑟琳Katherine.你相信我说的话吧Youbelieveme,don'tyou?我从不说谎的Oh,Iwouldnevermakeanythinglikethisup.我相信你不会的Iknowyouwouldn't,sweetheart.我明天再来看你1.isten,I'llstopbytomorrow.你先休息会儿好吧Youjustgetyourrest,okay?凯瑟琳Uh,Katherine?你如果看到死神藏在大厅里Ifyouseedeathlurkinginthehall,告诉他不要到这边来youtellhimhebetternotcomearoundhere,因为我一点也不怕他'causeIamnotafraidofhim.是的瑞斯凯普什么也不怕No,Rosekemperwasnotafraidofanything.但那个闯进她家的男人Butthemanwhohadbrokenintoherhome.现在却很怕她WasnowveryafraidofRosekemper.为T掩盖真&hearts湘♥Thefactiseveryonedoesit.人们有时把垫子翻过来Sometimeswiththehelpofanoverturnedcushion.时而用大盆栽来遮蔽丑行Sometimesbymeansofalargepottedplant.或者用衬衣上的扣子来掩盖事实Othertimesusingthetopbuttonofashirt.是的人人都会掩藏些事Yes,everyonehassomething不想让好打听的人知道theywanttokeephiddenfrompryingeyes.很难相信你这伤是摔倒弄的It'shardtobelieveyougotthisbumpjustbyfalling.但一些人比别人更擅长于掩盖Butsomepeoplearebetteratcover-upsthanothers.我知道但就这么发生了Iknow,butthat'swhathappened.我出去散步被绊了一脚然后就这样了Iwentforawalk,1tripped,andIhitmyheadonthecurb.恩现在看起来好多了Okay,well,everything'slookingmuchbetter.这周末就可以出院了Iseenoreasonwhyheshouldn'tbereleasedthisweekend.真的吗这么快Really?Thatsoon?你可以下午来接他Youcanpickhimupintheafternoon.奥森你出院前我再过来看一次Orson,llcheckinonemoretimebeforeyougo.你看起来Well,youdon'tseemallthatthrilled并不怎么期盼我回家abouttheprospectofmecominghome.亲爱的我不是不想你回去Honey,Idon'tmeantobenegative.只是It'sjust.还会发生什么事What'sgonnahappen?你还会继续偷东西对我撒谎吗Willyoukeepstealingandlyingtome?我爱你但我实在受不了那些了Iloveyou,butIjustcan'tputupwiththatanymore.别担心一切都会不一样了Don'tworry.Thingsaregonnabedifferent我最近想了很多How?Well,vebeendoingalotofthinkinglately,我终于决定要快乐起来andvedecided.Finally,tobehappy.你怎么能决定这种事情Howcanyoujustdecidesomethinglikethat?听着1.ook.我生命中有些东西是不喜欢的TherearethingsthatIdon'tlikeaboutmylife,但好的东西还是很多的butthereissomuchthatisgood.我真的要冒险失去一切吗DoIreallywannarisklosingeverything?我是说如果我能决定愤怒和嫉妒的话Imean,ifIcandecidetoberesentfulandjealous,我同样也能决定快乐Icandamnwelldecidetobehappy.成为你值得去爱的老公Andbethekindofhusbandthatyoudeserve.你是说真的吗Doyoureallymeanthat?真的Ido.希望如此因为我再也受不了你撒谎了Ihopeso,becauseIjustcannottakeanymorelying.再也不会了Youwon'thaveto.我可以向你保证Icanpromiseyouthat.大卫Dave?有人吗Hello?大卫Dave?他不说话现在我开始担心了Hedidn'tanswer.Okay,nowmstartingtogetworried.我前几天把餐盘放那里了Yeah,Ileftthatcasserolethreedaysago,现在还在那andit'sstillthere.好奇怪松鼠居然没吃掉也许它们去了msurprisedthesquirrelshaven'tgottentoit.Maybetheydid.有人在周围看到死松鼠吗即使大卫想一个人待着Anybodyseenanydeadsquirrelsaroundhere?EvenifDavewantstobealone,我们也要确保他好好的我们欠伊迪的Wehavetomakesurehe'stakencareof.WeoweittoEdie.我们还是尽量让他接受我们的帮助Isaywekeepshowinguphereuntilheletsushelphim.我们要叽叽喳喳坚持不懈Weneedtobeannoyingandpersistent.我们对此比较擅长那谁过会来看看他We'regoodatthat.Sowhocancomebylaterandcheckonhim?我想来但我要工作ddoit,butmworkinglate.我一天都要在教室里待着之后还要开会mintheclassroomallday,andIhavemeetingsafter.我要准备一套晚宴我有一个园艺俱乐部的聚会Ihavearehearsaldinnertocater.Ugh,andIhaveagardenclubmeeting.你参加园艺俱乐部了You'reinagardenclub?是的刚加入的Yeah,Ijustjoined.等等不会真有园丁在这个俱乐部吧Wait.Therewouldn'thappentobeactualgardenersinthisclub,wouldthere?有你穿这么劲爆的园丁吗别人让你进吗Hotshirtlessgardenerswithgreatabsandlearner'spermits?真是越来越有趣了Gee,thisbitjustgetsfunnierandfunnier.我们这久逗你是因为我们喜欢Oh,weteasebecausewelove.说回到大卫我会让迈克去看他NowbacktoDave.I'llaskMiketocheckinonhim.那太好了记得告诉他要“叽叽喳喳坚持不懈”That,dbegreat.Remembertotellhim"annoyingandpersistent.1'我可以做另外一个餐盘是啊他受的还不够AndIcanmakeanothercasserole.Yeah,'causehehasn'tsufferedenough.这种调侃我最喜欢了That'sabitthatInevergettiredof.大卫在吗Dave?Hello?我是迈克It'sMike.大卫Dave?大卫Dave?抱歉直接闯进来Hey,I'm,uh,sorrytobargein.只想确定你没事Ijustwanttomakesureyou,reokay.凯瑟琳给你做了千层面Katherinemadeyoulasagne.感觉吃点东西会好点Thoughtdbeagoodideatoeatsomething.想让我给你拿个盘上吗Wantmetogetyouaplate?我很好mgood.你要挺过去You'llgetthroughthis.伙计你会挺过去的Buddy,youwill.听着我也经历过1.ook,Ihavegonethroughsomereally.你那什么都不是You'vegonethroughnothing.如果你还站在这里Andifyoustandthere试图给我说你能理解我的感受andtrytotellmeyouunderstandhow1feel,我发誓我会发狂的Isweartogod,mgonnalosemymind.我只想帮帮你你帮不了mjusttryingtohelp.Youcan't,okay?那你为什么不去找凯瑟琳Sowhydon'tyougobacktoKatherine过你那快乐的小日子让我一人静静andyourhappylittlelifeandleavemethehellalone?你是对的You'reright.我不知道你都经历了什么1don'thaveanyideawhatyou'regoingthrough.亲爰的我回来了Sweetie,mhome.周二别有什么计划Hey.Hey.Don'tmakeplansonTuesday.我们要去索利斯家吃饭We'rehavingdinnerattheSolis'and.你怎么了What,sthatlookonyourface?没有再吃乳制品吧Youdidn'teatdairyagain,didyou?我一直在健身No.vebeenworkingout.如果你喜欢我让你摸下Oh.Ifyou'regood,llletyoucopafeel.不用了从这就可以看到Hmm.That'sokay.Icanseeitfromhere.很棒Thrilling.你真香Pfft.Mwah.Yousmellgood.我刚洗了个澡Mm.Ijusttookashower,我知道你想干什么andIknowwhereyou'regoingwiththis.Mm.但我实在太累了勒奈特拜托ButIamexhausted.Oh,comeon,1.ynette.Please?发牢骚了真火♥辣♥Ooh.Whining.that,shot.好吧Fine.我们来嘿♥咻♥吧1.et'shavesex.但我警告你我只是躺在这ButIwarnyou,mjustgonnaliehere,一直对你抱怨等这该死的事情结束resentingyouthewholetime,waitingforthishelltobeover.没问题只要你肯Okay.Ifyou'resure.汤姆Tom!Mmm.别这样好好不做了Comeon!Allright,allrightOkay,forgetit.等等Wait.Y.你刚刚洗了澡在哪Youjusttookashower?Where?公♥司♥Atwork.我不知道你那还有浴室Didn,tknowyouhadashowerthere.我没有卡洛斯有Idon't.Carlosdoes.那你去了卡洛斯的办公室SoyouwentintoCarlos'office,直接脱♥光♥然后洗澡strippednakedandtookashower?不是我进了他的浴室No,IwentintoCarlos'bathroom,把门关上然后脱♥光♥开始洗澡closedthedoor,thenstrippednakedandtookashower.我听着不舒服他要是进去怎么办mnotcomfortablewiththis.Whatifhewalkedin?如果他要求的话我可以考虑我没跟你开玩笑Thenmaybedgetthatraisevebeenaskingfor.Thisisn'tfunny.你一天跟他相处16个小时Youalreadyspend16hoursadaywiththeguy,有时还全身湿透赤身裸体好几个小时andnowIfindoutthatsomeofthosehours,好几个小时两分钟而已youarenakedandwet.Hours?Itwastwominutes.又不是点着蜡烛It,snotlikemlightingcandles听着巴里怀特（北美男歌♥手）我不介意我不喜欢这样andputtingonBarrywhite.Idon'tcare.Iwantittostop.行Fine.我应该刚刚给做了现在好好睡觉Ishould'vejusthadsex.dbeasleepbynow.女士们市议会要求我们Oh,and,ladies,wehavebeenaskedbythecitycouncil美化主要街道的中♥央♥分禾器tobeautifythecenterdivideronmainstreet.所以要确定下周二没别的安排SomakesureyourcalendarsareclearnextTuesday.我知道我在园丁俱乐部是新人Iknowmnewhereatthegardenclub,但为什么干这些活butwhat,swithallthegardening?我以为我们只是Ithoughtthiswasjustanexcuse聚在一起发发牢骚喝酒狂欢呢要怪就怪爱德娜那个花卉法♥西♥斯♥分子togettogetherforbitchin'andboozin'.Blameedna,theflowerfascist.我们刚加入时Yeah,whenwefirstjoined,经常坐在柳椅上weusedtositaroundinwickerchairs,喝喝玛格丽特鸡尾酒赏赏花我爱死玛格丽特鸡尾酒了drinkingmargaritasandjustlookedattheflowers.Oh,dkillforaMargarita.女士们不要策在一起颜色要分开Don'tcluster,ladies.Varythecolors.我也爱死她了Andshe'stheonedkill.谁是这里真正的负责人Imean,really,whodiedandleftherincharge?爱丽丝库恩兹开车时癫痫病发Alicekoontz.Grandmalseizurewhiledriving.Oh.我们要阻止这个爱德娜Well,thisednahasgottobestopped.怎么阻止How?天哪你要罢♥工♥了是吧我加入Oh,mygod.You'replanningacoup,aren'tyou?min.我也加入Me,too.我们三个人了还能找到谁Well,that,sthree.Whoelsecanweget?朱迪也会参加DefinitelyJudy.泰瑞讨厌这一切AndTerry'sallergictoeverything.只要稍稍刺♥激♥她一下她就会Onebeesting,andsheblowsuplike.像朱迪一样加入我们Well,like,Judy.那个穿工装裤的女人怎么样Howaboutthewomanintheoveralls?菲里丝她超喜欢喝酒Phyllis?Shejustgothersecondd.U.I.如果有鸡尾酒的话她肯定来Ifthere1Scocktails,she'sin.那我们现在6个人了Okay,sothelushgivesussix.她们呢不行她们都是爱德娜的朋友Whataboutthem?Noway.They'reallfriendsofedna's.好了她们6个人我们也是6个Mm.Allright,sotheyhavesix,andwehavesix.我们的决胜局开始了We'regonnaneedatiebreaker.男的也可以加入吗Hey,uh,aremenallowedtojointhegroup?我觉得可以Idon'tknowwhytheywouldn'tbe.女士们准备好你们的调酒器吧1.adies,startyourblenders.奥森听说你想见我Orson,Iheardyouwantedtoseeme.是的凯科医生Yes,Dr.Kagen.我听说你是对面的那位女士的主治医生1heardyou'retreatingaladyacrossthehall.你是说瑞斯凯普吗是她其实是我的邻居Uh,youmeanRosekemper?Yeah,she,sactuallymyneighbor.我想知道她怎么样Iwantedtoknowhowshe,sdoing.Sorry.Ican'tdiscusshercondition抱歉我不能和没有亲属关系的人谈论病人情况withanyoneshe'snotrelatedto.这是个问题Oh.Well,that'saproblem.你看她没有家人也没有朋友See,shehasnofamilyorfriends,forthatmatter.而且因为她痴呆了And,uh,becauseofherdementia.谁说她痴呆了Whosaidshehasdementia?你肯定听过她说的一些不知所云的疯话Well,certainlyyou,veheardsomeofherbizarreramblings.如果她没痴呆Ifshedoesn'thavedementia,同样还是让人担忧it'ssomethingjustastroubling.她一直在说令人不安的话Shehasbeensayingsomeverydisturbingthings.但我不觉得这是个大问题ButIwasn'tawareitwasanongoingsituation.不这是个大问题Oh,yes,itis.我很担心她问到她的大房♥子后Andmsoworriedabouthergoingbacktothatbighouse没人照顾她withnoonetolookafterher.我不喜欢社会服务部门牵扯进来Hmm.Ihatetogetsocialservicesinvolved.他们可能会把她接进国立的疗养院They'dprobablyjuststickherinsomestate-runfacility.真遗憾啊Oh,thatwouldbeashame.但如果她最后误伤自己或其他人呢Butwhatifsheendsuphurtingherselforsomeoneelse?我又不是律师Imean,mnolawyer,难道医院不应该负责任吗butwouldn'tthehospitalbeliable?你好佩妮你上学是不是晚了Hey,penny.Aren'tyougonnabelateforschool?我那些白♥痴♥哥哥把我的作业给藏起来了长不大的家伙Mystupidbrothershidmyhomework.Realmature.你妈妈准备好了吗Isyourmomready?她正在冲澡She'sintheshower.什么What?勒奈特1.ynette!卡洛斯你早了Carlos,you,reearly!你没收到我的短♥信♥吗会议提前了Didn'tyougetmytext?Themeetinggotmovedup.该死我这就下去Oh,crap.llberightthere!勒奈特你没事吧Aah!1.ynette,youokay?勒奈特1.ynette?你还好吧Areyouallright?如果你不出声我就要进去了Ifyoudon'tanswerme,mcominginthere.天哪Oh,mygod.好的医生谢谢再见Allright,doctor.Thankyou.Bye.他说因为你失去知觉的时间不长Hesaysthatsinceyouweren'toutverylong,应该没什么大碍你也不用担心会议youshouldbefine.Anddon'tworryaboutthemeeting.我把它推迟到午饭了我可以自己处理不我没事我可以去Ipushedittolunch,andIcanhandleitalone.No,mfine.I-Iwanttogo.你确定吗Yousure?Mm-hmm.好等你穿上衣服Okay,I'llletyougetdressed.卡洛斯一个小问题Hey,Carlos,quickquestionforya.我只记得我在洗澡没穿衣服1.astthingIremember,Iwasintheshower,naked,我去捡肥皂reachingforthesoap.然后我就在床上了盖着毯子ThenIwashereonthebed,underablanket.还是没穿衣服Stillnaked.我想问Andmyquestionis,我是怎么从那边到这边的howdidIgetfromtheretohere?我把你抬过来的Well.Icarriedyou.这就是说你看到我Uh-huh.Whichmeansyousawme.勒奈特我当时只想1.ynette,theonlythingIwasthinkingabout你会不会出事waswereyougonnabeallright?好真的谢谢你Oh,well,Iappreciatethat.如果咱们对这件事情守口如瓶Andhere'ssomethingelsedappreciate.我会更感激你Couldwenottellanyoneelseaboutthis?不告诉任何人吗我可是第一次当英雄Nottellanyone?mafirst-timehero.这可是我今年圣诞节吹嘘的主要事迹Thiswasgonnabemyleaditeminthisyear'sChristmasletter.如果汤姆知道的话他可能要发疯了IfTomfindsout,he'llfreak.他总有些奇怪的想法Hehasthisweirdthing他觉得他应该是唯一能看到我的裸体的人aboutbeingtheonlyguywhogetstoseemenaked.好我不会说穿上衣服咱们走吧Yougotit.Nowgetdressed.Wegottago.你能不能到外面等我Couldyoumaybestepoutside?我一天只展示一次Ionlydooneshowaday.Sorry.来了Hereyougo!爱德娜这是你的无糖可乐Edna,here,syourdietsoda.希望你一直保持身材Trytokeepyourpantson.我不想泼冷水Youknow,Idon'tmeantobeakilljoy,今天我们会去种花草吗butarewegonnadoanyplantingtoday?这里面有些种子请随便吧There'ssomeseedsinthis.Knockyourselfout.帕蒂你不介意我把汤姆借走一秒钟吧Patty,doyoumindifIstealTomforasec?好就一秒哦Okay,butonlyasec.怎么了Okay.What'sup?首先你真是好人今天来帮我们Firstofall,you'rearealprinceforcomingtoday.由于你我们的政♥变♥成功了Thankstoyou,ourcoupiscomplete.不用谢Noproblem.我知道你肯定无聊死了Anyway,Iknowyoumustbeboredsilly,你可以走去吧sogoaheadandmakeyourescape.事实上我想留下来Actually,mthinkingofstaying.我过得很愉快和大家聊得很开心mhavingagreattime,meetingsomenicepeople.关于这点我得警告你Yeah,aboutthat.Igottawarnyou.帕蒂总是喜欢勾搭已婚男人Patty'skindagotathingformarriedmen.帕蒂不会吧她只是人很好Oh,Patty?No!No,no.She'sjustbeingnice.不她喜欢这样她什么都愿意给你Yes,she'slikethat.She'llgiveyouthebraoffherback.我们只是在聊天We'rejusttalkin'.哦汤姆你的胳膊真壮啊"Oh,Tom,whatbigarmsyouhave".这种聊天吗Thatkindoftalkin,?这个好吧Oh,that.Okay,fine.好了知道啦听你的Fine.Pointtaken.好现在如果你不介意Okay,great.Nowifyou'llexcuseme,我要继续“种花”了Ihavetogetbacktomygardening.所以奥森决定要快乐SoOrson'sdecidedtobehappy.这不是很好吗Isn'tthatgreat?他听起来很诚恳Hesoundedverysincere.我相信I'llbet.那他准备要多快乐Sojusthowhappyishegoingtobe?他是会在工作的时候吹口哨呢Willhewhistlewhileheworks,还是说他会围着房♥子欢快的跳orwillhejustskiparoundthehouseoccasionally?我川没教过你说话这公恶毒；Ididnotraiseyoutobebitchy.是你没教你教我当笑而虎No,youraisedmetobepassive-aggressive.毒舌这是我自学的Mybitchiness.Thatwasself-taught.留着到鲍勃相李的卡拉OK聚会上说吧Well,saveitforthosekaraokepartiesatBoband1.ee's.我可不觉得有趣Iamnotamused.妈你心智被蒙蔽了Mom,yourb.S.Metermightbebroken,但是我很清醒butmineworksjustfine.奥森在搞什么鬼Orson'suptosomething.我可以理解你为什么有点刻薄Well,Icanunderstandwhyyou'reabitcynical,但我要再给他一次机会butmgivinghimanotherchance.他是我丈夫我还爱他He,smyhusband,andIstilllovehim.他从你朋友那里偷东西He'sbeenstealingstufffromyourfriends.他还想让你卖♥♥掉你的公♥司♥Hetriedtogetyoutosellyourbusiness.我知道Iknow.好Fine.去吧把他接回来吧Goahead.Takehimback.但如果你发现奥森又跳又唱Butwhileyou'rewatchingOrsonskipandsing,我就去找离婚律师以防万一llbelookingupdivorcelawyers,justincase.苏珊你在吗Susan,youhere?我在厨房♥Inthekitchen.你干嘛刷房♥顶Whyareyoumoppingtheceiling?我在做饭Iwascooking,allright?锅盖1.ids.苏珊你真的要开始用锅盖了Susan,youreallygottastartusinglids.有时候是炉子的问题Sometimesit,sthestove,sfault.我昨晚去看大卫了SoI,uh,sawDavelastnight.怎么样Mow'dthatgo?很不好他情绪很低落Notgood.He,sinareallydarkplace.他对我发脾气Hekindalashedoutatme.对你为什么Atyou?Why?我不知道很突然Idon'tknow.It'slikeallofasudden,他憎恨我和凯瑟琳的感情heresentsmyhappinesswithKa
