Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

前情回顾Previouslyon.如果你想插在我和我丈夫中间Ifyoutrytocomebetweenmeandmyhusband,我就让你不得好死来试试Iwilltakeyoudown.Bringiton.加布丽尔威胁了修女Gabriellethreatenedanun.你可以走了苏姗迷上了她的医生You'regoodtogo.Susanhitonherdoctor.如果你是来约我出去的我答应了Soyoucametoaskmeout?,CauseI'llsayyes.布里的女儿表达了自己的心意AndBree'sdaughterletherintentionsbeknown.我们会为自己做的感到惊讶It'samazinghowfarwe,rewillingtogo.安德鲁给我一个不报♥警♥的理由我是你儿子Andrew,givemeonegoodreasonwhyIshouldn'tcallthepolice.Becausemyourson.以爱的名义Allinthenameoflove.如果伊迪.布列特只了解一件事IftherewasonethingEdiebrittunderstood,那就是战争的本质itwasthenatureofwar.在两次失败的婚姻和无数无始无终的恋情之后Aftertwofailedmarriagesandcountlessrockyromances,她知道情场就是战场shehadlearnedthatlovewasabattlefield,从战场上生存最简单的方式就是投降andtheeasiestwaytosurvivethecarnagewastotalsurrender.我在想Youknow,Iwasthinking,去罗马度假一定很浪漫avacationtoRomewouldbesoromantic.维嘉斯比较便宜Vegasischeaper.哦Oh.你就不能把内衣扔在衣梦里？CouldyouputyourUnderwearinthehamper?你就站在那里你放吧Canyoudoit?You'restandingrightthere.今晚我很想吃中餐I'vegotahankeringforChinesefoodtonight.我讨厌米饭No,msooverrice.吃匹萨吧1.et'sdopizza.但有一天她不得不起来Butthedaycomesforeverysolider表明立场whenshemusttakeastand.你想干什么？Whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?并反抗Andfight.比赛开始了我要看电影It,stimeformygame.Iwannawatchmymovie.伊迪Edie.比赛对我很重要Thisisimportanttome.好吧反正我还有事要做Fine.Ihavestufftodoanyway.对付男人Yousee,whenitcametomen,伊迪有自己的办法Ediehadabattleplanallherown.嗯哼Ahem.有时间陪我吗？YougotfiveminutesforEdie?你打结了Wow.That'ssomeknotyoutied.是吗Yeah?不绑紧点有什么乐趣？Well,it'snofunifit'snottight.涂些奶油会很性感Youknowwhatwouldbehot?Mnh-mnh.Whippedcream.你这个坏女人Oh,youaresobad.你还不知道我有多坏Oh,youhavenoidea.是啊伊迪.布列特深知战争的本质Yes,Ediebrittunderstoodthenatureofwar.伊迪都十分钟了你不是去拿奶油吗Edie,it'sbeentenminutes!Where,sthedamnwhippedcream?她还知道只有胜利者ShealsoknewthattotheVictor.伊迪！Edie!Edie!才能得到奖赏Gothespoils.艾波怀特家二楼的客房♥Theguestbedroomonthesecondfloor有整个柴藤郡最好的风景oftheapplewhitehousehadthebestviewinallOfWisteria1.ane.从窗户里可以看到街一头麦克.德尔非诺的房♥子FromitswindowsonecouldseefromMikeDelfino1Shouse一直到另一头的修博家ononeendofthestreetallthewaytotheoldHuberplaceontheother.不幸的是对这间房♥间的新住客But,unfortunately,fortheroom'snewestguest,风景戏剧性地发生了变化theviewwasabouttochange.Dramatically.他怎么会在这里？Whatonearthishedoingout?卡博回你的房♥间Caleb,gouptoyourroom.妈妈和我要谈谈MomandIgottahaveatalknow.他有房♥问?你疯吗？Hisroom?Haveyoulostyourmind?放松我用报纸糊住了窗户Relax,vetapednewspaperstothewindows.外面看不到卡博下来Peoplecan'tseein.Caleb,getbackdownhere.不不我们谈过了No,no,wehadatalk.It'sfine.他知道自己Heunderstandswhat'sgonnahappen如果被发现会有什么后果他一只耳朵进ifhe,sdiscovered.Forfivesecondsheunderstandsit,一只耳朵出你知道的andthenheforgets.Youknowthat.我们保护他未必要像动物一样把他关起来Wecanprotecthimwithouttreatinghimlikeananimal.我要保护他的安全Iamkeepinghimsafe不让警♥察♥和福斯特家发现fromthepolice,fromthefosters,fromhimself.他不能再被关在地下室Heisnotgoingbackdownstairs!几时你开始这么和我说话？Sincewhendoyoutalktomelikethat?从我也承担风险开始SinceIshareintherisk我有些事要宣布Ihaveafewannouncements.我赞赏哈勃夫人dliketoacknowledgeMrs.Herbert为准备餐会forspearheadingthepotluckdinner.所付出的努力Herhardworkandtunameltledtothebestturnoutinmonths.她很可爱不是？She'sadorable,isn,tshe?还好She'sokay.下周六女士们的互助会NextSaturdaythewomen'sministry.她真可爱闭嘴Ourswillbegorgeous.KnockitOf£闭什么嘴孩子孩子Knockwhatoff?Babies,babies,babies.听起来你在责怪我Yousoundlikeabrokenrecord.我刚流产过我需要时间Ijusthadamiscarriage.It'sgonnatakesometime我准备好再次怀孕之前beforemreadytogetpregnantagain.知道需要多久吗？Anyideawhenyou'llbeready?Youknow,ballpark?停下我喜欢现在的生活Stopit.1.et,sjustenjoythehereandnow.我们在一起婚姻刚回到正轨生活美好We'retogether.Ourmarriageisbackontrack.1.ifeisgood.在开始祷告前有一位亲爱的朋友归来Beforewewrapup,wehaveadearfriend她的传教之旅有很多要和我们分享backfromhermissionarytriptotellusaboutherexperiences.玛丽伯纳德修女SisterMaryBernard.狗♥娘♥养♥的Sonofabitch!嘘Shh!丹妮尔Danielle?亲爰的你在里面吗Honey,areyouinthere?我在做作业Um,mdoinghomework.真的?因为你的书本都在我手里Really?Becausemholdingyourbackpackwithallyourschoolbooks.等等Holdon!谢谢妈妈我在网上置些东西Thanks,mom,Iwasjustdoingalittleresearchonline.既然上来了把要洗的衣服给我Oh,whilemhereImightaswellgrabsomeofyourlaundry.不要现在吧No,please,notrightnow.亲爱的别抱怨Honey,stopcomplaining.有一天你会希望Onedayyou'llwish有人帮你洗衣服thatsomeonewereofferingtodoyourlaundry.丹妮尔Danielle,question?有个黑人藏在你床底下吗Isthereablackmanhidingunderyourbed?出什么事了？What'sgoingon?我认为你该知道我回到家IjustthoughtyoushouldknowthatIcamehome发现你儿了偷偷摸摸躲在我女儿的床底下tofindyoursonhidingunderneathmydaughter'sbed,看起来像anditjustseemstomethat.进去马上Inside.Rightnow.我为我儿子的行为道歉Iapologizeformyson'sbehavior.绝不会再发生了Itwon'thappenagain.房♥子一卖♥♥出我们就搬走Iputthehouseupforsale,andwe,removing.恕我失陪Nowifyou'llexcuseme.怎么样了？How'sitgoing?不好我在赶Oh,notgood.Iamtryingtosalvagethepitch布莱克冻酸奶的广&hearts浩♥方案fromtheblack'sfrozenyogurtcampaign.知道什么最要命吗？什么？Youknowwhatkillsme?Yeah?我只剩9小时11分钟Hereweareat"t"minus9hoursand11minutes这可是公♥司♥历史上最大的一个客户fromthebiggestpitchinourcompany'shistory,我什么都还没想到连方向都没有andIhavenothingevenvaguelypresentable.给你弄杯咖啡llgetthecoffee.谢谢Thankyou.要我帮你Doyouwanna.Youwannagooverit想些点子吗？andtosssomeideasaround?不用了你今天很累No,that'sokay.Iknowyou'reexhausted.该去睡觉了Youshouldgotobed.来吧亲爱的我们一起搞定它Comeon,honey,let'sdothis.1.et'snailthissucker.已经有什么了？WhatdoWegot?什么也没有We,vegot.nothing.好吧布莱克牌冻酸奶Okay,okay."Black'sfrozenyogurt.让你的味觉在寒冷中释放1.etyourtastebudscomeinfromthecold."好吧Okay,well,youknow,whatever,我有些生锈了mjustknockingtherustoff.能想更好的Icandobetternow.Icandobetter.布莱克让你欢呼（RAP风格）"Black,s.thefro-yothatmakesyo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n'tpromisethat.为什么？Whynot?因为我不想保证某天早上醒来BecauseIcan'tsaythatmgonnawakeuptomorrow突然要做一件需要花费全部生活的事情andsuddenlywannadosomethingthatIsworemyentirelife我不会那么做“或许”已经是一大步了Iwouldneverdo."Maybe"isaverybigstepforme.但对我不够Yeah,well,itisn'tbigenoughforme.抱歉但你不得不接受现实Well,msorry,butyou'rejustgonnahavetoacceptit.你没别的选择未必There'snothingelseyoucando.Thatisn'tnecessarilytrue.抱歉什么？Excuseme?你用离婚威胁我？Youarethreateningmewithanannulment?那个姨♥子♥教你的是不是？Thatconnivinglittlebitchputyouuptothis,didn'tshe?是不是？这场争吵就可以就此打住了Didn'tshe?Thisfightcouldbeoverrightnow如果你做个保证ifyou'djustmakemeapromise.我唯一能给你保证的TheonlypromiseIammakingyou就是这还没完isthatthisissonotover.嗨Hi!嘿Hey.嗨Hi.找到满意的客户经理了吗?运气怎样？How'sthesearchcomingforthenewadexec?Anyluck?选择很少Oh,thepickingsareslim.目前最好的几个人选都不行Sofarnoneofmytopchoicesareavailable.你老公♥司♥里有没什么人Hey,um,doyouhavesomeonefromyouroldcompany可以推荐一下？thatyoucould,youknow,mayberecommend?爸爸Daddy!Well.我找不到牙刷了Ican'tfindmytoothbrush.过一会我就上来伙计llbeupinasecond,buddy.嗨Hi.事实上Asamatteroffact,有一个人很合适是吗？there'sthisoneguywhowouldbeperfect.Yeah?工作努力有技巧失业中Yeah,hard-working,smartasawhip.Totalpackage.真的他的名字？Really?What,shisname?汤姆Tom.汤姆?汤姆什么？Tom?Tomwhat?汤姆.斯加沃TomScavo.哦Oh!不不！No!No!我不认为是个好主意Idonotthinkthatthatisagoodidea.亲爱的Comeon,honey,那晚的创意Imean,theothernightdoingthosepitches.又让我觉得才华横溢Itjustgottheoldjuicesflowing.记得我说过多想念一个正式的工作吗？IrememberedhowmuchImisshavingarealjob.你有正式的工作在家里照看孩子Youhavearealjob,rightherestayinghomewiththekids.如果我们都赚钱能请个顶级的保姆Withtwoincomes,wecouldaffordatop-notchnanny.那潘妮怎么办？Whataboutpenny?你争取到的办公室幼儿园我们用下You'retheonewhofoughtforofficedaycare.1.et'suseit.那我们两个一起工作一起生活怎么办？Whataboutthetwoofusworkingandlivingtogether?这可不是是解决婚姻问题的好办法Ithinkthatcouldbearecipefordisaster.怎么会?上次我们一起工作Why?Thelasttimethatweworkedtogether.我们相爱rWefellinlove.只是Oh,it'sjust.我m.我不确定这份工作能那么令人满足mnotsurethatyouwouldfindthisjobthatsatisfying.你认为我不能胜任是不是？Youdon'tthinkmgoodenough,doyou?我可没那么说mnotsayingthat.爸爸我还是找不到牙刷Daddy,Istillcan'tfindmytoothbrush!我去明白了I'llgo.1gotit.来宝贝我们一起去找Comeon,buddy.1.et'shuntitdown.吵架谁赢r?Sowhowonthefight?我们没有吵架Weweren'tfighting.妈妈只是告诉爸爸他的地位Mommy,sjustlettingdaddyknowwherehestands.哦嘿嘿Oh,hey!Hey!谢谢你能来戈宁先生再联♥系♥Thanksforcomingin,Mr.Gainey.We'llbeintouch.谢谢再见Thankyou.Bye.你怎么觉得？实话说我觉得不行Whatdidyouthink?Well,honestly,Iwasn'tblownaway.我知道人选不多Iknowthepickingsareslim,但不能再拖了butwecan'tholdoutmuchlonger.这周就得雇个人Weneedtohiresomeonethisweek.我知道!我知道！Iknow!Iknow!Iknow.下一个是谁？Sowho'supnext?汤姆.加沃斯你听说过吗？Tomcavos.Youeverheardofhim?喔Mnh-mnh.只是呃Just.uh.走开一下行吗？Couldyouexcusemeforjustaminute?当然Sure.汤姆.加沃斯？我把字母颠倒了一下Torncavos?Yeah,it'sananagram.很有迷惑性是不是？It'sdeceptivelysimple,don'tyouthink?你认为自己在做什么？证明自己Whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?I'mgoingoveryourhead.你觉得我不行Imean,youmightnotthinkmgoodenough,也许艾德更开明一些butmaybeedwillbealittlemoreopen-minded,至少他不像你一直和我争since,youknow,he,snotconstantlycompetingwithme.想听真话吗汤姆？Youwantthetruth,Tom?我承认你很棒有时很多灵感Ithinkyou'regood.YouhavemomentsOfbrilliance.但有时你会偏题ButIalsothinksometimesyoucoast.如果我是你老板AndIthinkifiwereyourboss就得整天盯着你andhadtorideyourasseveryday,你会-脸怨恨地回到家里youwouldcomehomeSeethingwithresentment.算了吧维持婚姻已经够难了Comeon!It'shardenoughkeepingamarriagetogether.如果你真的想挽救我们的婚姻Ifyou'reatallconcernedaboutsavingourmarriage,最好让我试一下youbetterletmetakemyshot.