Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

前情回顾Previouslyon.从今以后我呆在家里做全职爸爸mgoingtobeastay-at-homedad.Huh?有人交换了角色我一直在想你Somereversedroles.vebeenthinkin,aboutyou.所以你来约我出去？Soyoucametoaskmeout?有人被接纳我会说好Somewerewelcomedin.'Causellsayyes.我在前进你也应该这样vemovedon.Youshoulddothesame.有人被拒之门外Somewereshownthedoor.嫁给我吧！Willyoumarryme?还有的什么？Andsome.Huh?再也没有机会Nevergotthechance.Aah!弄清楚他们真正想要的是什么Tofindoutwhattheyreallywanted.贝蒂艾波怀特是一个有天赋的女人Bettyapplewhitewasagiftedwoman.在她小的时候大家就那么说Everyonehadalwayssaidsoeversinceshewasachild.她的钢琴启蒙老师夸奖她的聪敏Herfirstpianoteacherpraisedherdexterity.她的大学教授称赞她的节奏感Herfirstcollegeprofessorapplaudedhersenseofrhythm.她的第一个指挥对她的感染力赞不绝口Herfirstsymphonyconductorhailedherdramaticflair.但贝蒂不再是乐团的钢琴师ButBettywasnolongeraconcertpianist而是一个有秘密的女人Shewasnowjustawomanwithasecret,她不惜一切保守这个秘密oneshewasdeterminedtokeepbyanymeansnecessary.她不惜一切保守这个秘密mnotabitsurprisedthatsomebodybrokeintoGabrielle'shouse.柴藤郡很容易成为目标Wisteria1.aneisaneasytarget.很少有警♥察♥在附近巡逻It,snotlikethepolicepatrolaroundhere.我们还有自发的邻里巡逻Westillhavetheneighborhoodwatch.邻里巡逻像个玩笑Oh,theneighborhoodwatchisajoke.你们上一次巡查是什么时候？Whenwasthelasttimeanyofyouwentonpatrol,huh?现在我在院子里装了防盗灯NowIputsecuritylightsonmyhouse.我说现在是时候聘请专职保安了Isayit'stimethatwehireprofessionalsecurity.那会要不少钱Well,thatsoundsexpensive.你孩子的安全值多少钱？Couldyoureallyputapriceonyourkids'safety?看来你不在乎麦克卢斯基我和在坐的其他人Well,youprobablycould.1.ook,mcclusky,Iamasworried一样关心社区安全,只是aseverybodyelseinthisneighborhood,butIjust.我们得阻止他们We'vegottostopthis.怎么说?我们反对安全措施？Andsaywhat,we'reagainstsecurity?但如果是他们先发现卜博别说话让我想想ButiftheyfindCalebfirst.hush,Matthew.mtryingtothink.我指的不是一帮松散的义务警员mnottalkingaboutabunchofvigilantes,我是指收过专业训练知道在什么时候开枪的保安mtalkingabouttrainedmenwhoknowwhentoshoot.我们真的需要专业保安吗？Dowereallyneedprofessionalsecurity?你想坐等再有人被攻击？Areyouallgonnawaituntilsomebodyelseisattacked?我们应该就这个问题投票Ithinkit'stimetotakeavoteonarmedsecurity.让我们投票吧1.et'svotenow.我受够了赞成的请.I'vehadenough.Allthoseinfavor.抱歉事情突然变得那么戏剧性Oh,sorry.Thingswerejustgettingsodramatic.哇你弹得真好Wow,you'rereallygood.我们正要投票她是职业钢琴师Weweretakingavotehere.Shewasaconcertpianist.我只是随便弹弹的Well,Idabbledabit.是啊贝蒂艾波怀特是一个有天赋的女人Yes,Bettyapplewhitewasagiftedwoman.而她最厉害的Andthegreatestofallhergifts.是懂得如何把握时机Washertiming.当遭遇流产的痛苦时Oncethey'vesufferedamiscarriage,有的女人会在黑暗中坐上很久somewomensitaloneinthedarkforhours.他们逃避阳光Theyrefusetogooutinthelightofday,害怕接受这个现实:生活仍将继续afraidtofacethepossibilitythatlifewillgoon.他们会不停想念那个早天的孩子Theyholdontoremindersoftheirunbornchild想像他们可能的样子anddreamofwhatmighthavebeen.是啊很多女人会这样Yes,thisishowsomewomenreact逃避遭遇的不幸whenthey'vesufferedsuchaloss.但加布丽尔.索利斯不是这样的女人Gabriellesoliswasnotoneofthosewomen.嗨小伙们Hi,guys.嗨亲爱的Hi,honey.Hi.你好吗？Howareyou?很好谢谢你们的留言mfine.Thankyouforthemessages.很抱歉没问你们电♥话♥m.msorryIhaven'thadtimetoreturncalls.我们把事情都推掉了Weallclearedourschedules.想来陪陪你Wethoughtmaybeyoucouldusesomecompany.去我家吧Sowe'regoingtogotomyhouse.我做了香蕉面包沏一壶热茶Imadebananabread,andwe'llputonafreshpot,随便聊一聊andjusttalkaboutanything.听上去真棒Thatsoundssonice.但今天我安排满了It,sjustmbookedsolidtoday.头都大了Myhead'sgonnaexplode.能下次吗？CanItakearaincheck?当然Sure.1射谢Thanks.谢谢你们想得那么周到Thanksforunderstanding.好吧我晚上给你打电♥话♥Okay,well,uh,Iwillcallyoutonight还是这样吧我的日程表andwe'llfigureoutatimelaterintheweek.Well,lltellyouwhat,最近比较满sinceit'smyschedulethatseemstobetheproblem,等我找Hl时间给你电♥话♥好吗？whydon'tIjustfigureoutatimeandcallyou?好Okay.我有很多琐事要处理Ijust.Ihavesomanyerrandstorun还要退很多东西andamillionthingstoreturn.亲爱的你和卡洛斯可以再试Oh,honey,there'snoreasonwhyyouandCarloscan'ttryagain.你能做一个好母亲You'dbeanamazingmother.你们只需要多注意一下那种事Youshouldholdontothatstuffforawhile.我会的Yeah,youknow,Iwould,但这些东西的退货期只有30天butthestorehasthisstrict30-dayreturnpolicy.卡洛斯出什么事了？CarIOs,whathappened?这两天我很难过vehadaroughcoupledays.自从你告诉我Afteryoutoldmeaboutthe.孩子Thebaby.我们失去了孩子Ikindoflostit.卡洛斯你的手怎么了Carlos,yourhands.我把床垫撕开了Irippedmymattressopen.天啊今天感觉怎么样？Jeez,howareyoufeelingtoday?他们给我注射了镇静剂They'reinjectingmewiththistranquilizerthing.让我觉得怪怪的Ithinkit,sdoingthetrick.我们甚至没有谈过名字Wenevereventalkedaboutnames.我选了最好的五个Ihadmytopfiveallpickedout.亲爱的Honey.想知道是哪些吗？不想知道Youwanttohear,em?No,mgood.你从来没有给孩子取过名字？Butyouneverthoughtaboutnames?那样做太早了你不觉得吗？Oh,well,itwasalittlesoonforthat,don'tyouthink?我是说你怎么能给才胡桃大的东西取名字呢？Imean,howcanyounamesomethingthesizeofawalnut?这件新买♥♥的？Isthisnew?喜欢吗？来这儿的路上买♥♥的Doyoulikeit?Ipickedituponthewayhere.你才失去了孩子Youjustlostababy.我们悲痛的方式不同Weallgrievedifferently.你看上去一点都不悲痛Youseemtobetakin'itprettywell.我购物你把马桶扯下来Igoshopping,youriptoiletsoutofthewall.不同的发泄Differentstrokes.你悲伤过吗？Areyouevensad?哦又来了你说呢？Oh,please.Whatdoyouthink?实话实说?我不知道Honestly?Idon'tknow.我当然悲伤这是很大的打击Ofcourse,msad.It'sasadsituation.放开我Nowletgoofme.哦天亲爱的你没事吧？Oh,man.Honey,areyouokay?我想镇育争剂失效了1thinkmytranquilizer'swearingoff.那公再打一针？Well,let,sgetyouanotherround.嘿麦克Hey,Mike.再过几天是我妈妈的婚礼Somymom'swedding,sinacoupledays,我知道你送来那张卡片说你会来andIknowyousentbackthatlittlecard而且你更喜欢牛肉做主菜sayingyouwerecomingandthatyoupreferredbeef事实上我也把鱼换成了牛肉which,actually,Ichangedtofishforyou我也尝了牛肉,causeItastedthebeef.无论如何那是在我们之前你知道Anyways,Iknowthatwasbeforewe,youknow.帮我向你妈妈道歉Sendyourmommyapologies,我不去参加哦butIwon'tbeattending.Oh.我希望那不是因为我们不在一起了Ihopethat'snotjustbecauseofusnotbeingusanymore.我们可以一起参加婚礼1mean,wecouldbetogetheratawedding,那没什么不妥anditwouldn'thavetobeweird.那很不妥It'dbeweird.当然我也那么觉得Ofcourse.Yeah,1seethat.哦。嗯嘿。Oh.Uh,heh.那么你最近在做什么？Sowhathaveyoubeendoinglately?和以前一样Oh,justtheusual.我在写一本书Well,vebeenwritingabook.有点像自传It,ssortofautobiographical.那样就强迫我回忆It,sreallybeenforcingmetoreexamine很多让我变成我的事someofthedifferentthingsthathavemadememe,像我妈妈那么年轻就有了我likethefactthatmymotherhadmesoyoung,还有我一点都不知道我爸爸的事像那些重要的事andIneverknewmydad.Bigstufflikethat.和你谈起过我父亲吧？Itoldyouaboutmydad,right?他在海军运输舰上服役He.hewasamerchantmarine,a他和他的排在河内全军覆没？ndhisplatoonwaskilledinthebattleofHanoi?那很奇怪为什么？That'sstrange.Why?河内不是敌军领地Well,Hanoiwasn'tenemyterritory.那里没有发生过战争你肯定？Therewasn'tabattlethere.Areyousure?妈妈是这么跟我说的我很肯定That'swhatmymomsaid.mprettysure,yeah.海军运输兵不参加战斗Themerchantmarinesdon'tfight.他们运送补给物资Theydeliversuppliesonships.显然我还有很多调查要做Oh.Well,clearlyIhavemoreresearchtodo.你怎么觉得？Sowhatdoyouthink?我的故事?你会买♥♥吗？Mylifestory.wouldyourushoutandbuyacopy?苏姗怎么？Susan.Yeah?你得退后几步Youreallyneedtostepback.喔Ooh!Ah.波特普雷斯顿我不是和你们说过Porter,Preston,whathaveItoldyou天黑后不要在外面玩？一点都不黑aboutplayingoutsideafterdark?Ifsnotdark.你♥爸♥爸知道你们在外面吗？别担心我看着他们呢Doesyourdadknowyou'reouthere?Don'tworry,vebeenwatching'em.他们触发了我的动作感应器Theykeepsettingoffmymotionsensors.我应该要你付一半的电费Ioughttosendyouhalfmyelectricbill.你是那么做的孩子们来这里Youdothat.Okay,guys,comeonoverhere.站在人行道上Onthesidewalk.别动别站在路上谢谢Staythere.Notonthestreet.Thankyou.嘿Hey.嗨宝贝Hi,babe.我回来了mhome.过来一下好吗？Couldyoucomehereasec?来吧Sure.What'sup?阻止我Blockme,comeon!该死他们又溜出去了Damn,theymusthavesnuckoutagain.又?这种情况多久发生一次？Again?Howoftendoesthishappen?孩子们马上进来Boys,getinherenow!亲爰的你不知道他们有多圆滑Honey,youknowhowslipperytheyare.就像在牧猫It'sliketryingtoherdcats.汤姆现在已经晚上九点了Tom,it's9:00atnight.孩子们上楼Guys,upstairsnow.1.et'sgo.快去换卜.睡衣马上睡觉亲爱的他们没事Intopj's,intobed.Honey,they'refine.只是你太担心了Youjust.youworrytoomuch.我有理由担心Andforgoodreason.坏人可以把他们骗走Someonecouldhavedrivenoffwiththem,你甚至都不会知道andyouwouldn'thaveevennoticed.他们只是在院子里我在他们的年纪Theywereinthefrontyard.God,whenIwastheirage,经常骑上单车消失几个小时Iusedtohoponmybike,disappearforhours.我妈妈眼睛都不眨一下Mymomneverbattedaneye.是啊但情况不同了Yeah,well,thatwasadifferenttime.你必须更警惕Youhavetobemorevigilant.小区里刚发生闯入事件Therewasabreak-inonthisstreet.我参加了那次小区安全会议记得吗？Iwasattheneighborhoodwatchmeeting,remember?抱歉我管了他们七年msorry.vebeendoingthisforsevenyears.相信我你必须后脑勺上也长只眼睛Trustme.Youhavetohaveeyesinthebackofyourhead.有两只足够了真的？Thetwoinfrontworkjustfine,thanks.Really?潘妮在哪里？Mm-hmm.Where'spenny?看就在我放下她的地方See?RightwhereIlefther.这个怎么会登卜.报纸的？Howdidthisgetinthepaper?我本来想给你电♥话♥I-Iwasgoingtocallyou.我们讨论过这件事的我们说好慢慢来Wediscussedthis.Weagreedtogoslowly.我本来是想打电♥话♥去报社取消I-Iwasgoingtocallandcancelafterourtalk,但我太激动了所以忘记了butthingsjustgotsohectic,I-Iforgot.莱克斯七周前才去世Rexhasonlybeendeadforsevenweeks.所以？So?所以我不想镇上的女人SoIdon'twanteverywomaninthistown在背后说三道四talkingaboutmebehindmyback.抱歉有不好的影响吗？msorry,butisn'tthedamagedone?还好幸运的是人们只在头版无聊时才读公告栏Well,fortunately,peopleonlyreadtheannouncementswhenthere'snothinginthefrontpage,而那天的头条andtheheadlinetodaywasabout是斯里兰卡洪灾哦我们真幸运somecatastrophicfloodinSri1.anka.Oh,soweluckedout是啊Yes,wedid.如果需要Nowwhenthetimecomes公开我们的关系togopublicwithourrelationship,我希望你先和我商量一下Ineedyoutodiscussitwithmefirst.无论如何我是未婚妻和我商量mthebride,afterall.It'sonly.是恰当的Appropriate.好Okay.嗯Hmm.但我要你带上戒指Iwillneedyoutowearthatring,though.戒指？Thering?你没有戴它在哪里？You'renotwearingit.Whereisit?我包里哦好It'sinmypurse.Oh,good.请戴上Pleaseputiton.但人们会看到Butifpeopleseeit.他们会以为你戴着以前的结婚戒指They'llassumethatyou'rewearingyourweddingring.是可能为什么要冒险呢？Oh.Maybe,butwhyriskit?因为戒指能为你拒绝潜在的追求者Becausearingtellswould-besuitorsawomanisspokenfor.而没有戒指会引来不需要的注意Anakedhandinvitesunwantedattention.让我来Here.1.etme.哦就这些吗范-德-坎普夫人？Uh,willthatbeall,Mrs.VanDeKamp?我想是的威廉姆斯先生Uh,yes,Ithinkso,Mr.Williams.嗨Hi.嗯Uhh.呵Aah!我的天啊Oh,mygod!你想干什么？Whatdoyouwant?!嘿嘿别害怕Hey,hey,it'scool!不怎么能不害怕你♥他♥妈♥的是谁？No,it'snotcool!Whothehellareyou?!卡洛斯派我来的我要报♥警♥了Carlossentme!mgonnacallthepolice!我叫赫克托我们在里面认识的Name'sHector.ImetCarlosinside.什么里面？Insidewhat?你是说你是说在监狱里？Youmean.youmean,inprison?他告诉我发生了的事Hetoldmewhathappened,askedmetocomeby让我来保护你我能进来吗？andkeepaneyeonyou.CanIcomein?不不你不能进来No!No,youcan'tcomein!我带门呆温箱那么我呆在外面不！Ibroughtacooler.llcampouthere.No!Unh-unh!我能照顾好自己好吗？Icantakecareofmyselfokay?好Okay.好？Okay?我懂你意思你要自己的空间Yeah,I-Igetit.Youneedyourspace.对是这样我需要我的空间谢谢你Yes.Yes,Ido.Ineedmyspace.Thankyou.过来我给你看点东西好Comehere.Iwanttoshowyousomething.Okay.来这里嗨孩子们Comehere.Hi,guys.我想过你说的1thoughtaboutwhatyousaid.不想你担心Don'twantyoutoworry.所以我和孩子们小小谈了一会SoIhadalittletalkwiththeboys.Oh.好吧孩子们你们怎么办？Okay,guys,whatdowedo如果陌生人开车过来要带你们兜风ifastrangerasksustotakearideintheircar?波特Porter.我们逃走打电♥话♥给警♥察♥Werunawayandcall9-1-1.Goodman.很好但如果陌生人说Right,butwhatifthatstrangersays,”我认识你们的父母”呢？"hey,Iknowyourmommyanddaddy"?普雷斯顿你说还是逃走What,Preston?Stillrunaway.对很好Yes.Okay.我能提个问题吗？当然随便问CanIaskaquestion?Yeah,byallmeans.如果陌生人看上去很友好Whatifthestrangerisniceandnotscary?你说Yes?逃走报♥警♥Runawayandcall9-1-1.如果陌生人说Sowhatifthestrangersays要带你们去马戏团they'regoingtotakeyoutothecircus吃匹萨还有骑大象呢？forpizzaandelephantrides?别看你♥爸♥爸Don'tlookatyourdad.看着我你们怎么办？Eyesonme.Whatareyougonnado?你们怎么办？Whatareyougonnado?我们We.逃走？Runaway?对！Yes!Snap.答得好!去厨房♥吧Okay,tothekitchen.今晚我们吃冰淇淋Wearehavin'icecreamtonight.你笑成那样一定有问题Yoursmilinglikethatactuallymeantsomething.勒奈特我们教了他们一下午他们懂了1.ynette,comeon.Weworkedonthisallafternoon.Theygetit别自欺欺人了你知道我们的孩子他们很聪明Givemeabreak.Youknowourkids.Ilovethemdearly,可总是一只耳朵进一只耳朵出butthatgoesinoneearandouttheother.我要去吃冰淇淋了mgonnahavesomeicecream.汤姆这件事还没解决Tom,you'renotoffthehookhere.勒奈特我能照顾好孩子们的安全1.ynette,Icankeepmychildrenalive.你早上离开时是四个Whenyouleftthismorning,therewerefour.你回到家时仍然会是四个Whenyoucamehome,therewerestillfour.等哪天你回来少了一个Whenyoucomehomeandthereareonlythree,再来教训我thenyougettolectureme.打扰一下Excuseme.你是布里.范-德-坎普吗？对我是AreyouBreeVanDeKamp?Uh,yes,Iam.我是莱拉.米兹曼希望没有打扰你Mynameis1.eilamitzman.Ihopemnotinterrupting.我能为你做什么吗？CanIhelpyou?听上去会很奇怪但我觉得应该来见你Thismaysoundodd,butIfeltIshouldseeyou.从报纸上我知道你和乔治威廉姆斯订婚了Ireadinthepaperthatyou'reengagedtoGeorgeWilliams.哦在报纸上发布是太早了点Oh,well,thatannouncementwasabitpremature.但你和乔治ButyouandGeorgeareinvolved.是在恋爱吧？Inaromanticrelationship?是Yes.那公我们得谈谈Thenweneedtotalk.我们交往了六个月We'dbeendatingforsixmonths然后他向我求婚whenheaskedmetomarryhim.但当我答应了以后乔治表现出了很强的占有欲FromthemomentIsaid"yes,"Georgegotsopossessive,当他发现andwhenhefoundout我前夫就住在我家附近时myexlivedjustdownthestreet,乔治毫无来由地说我和前夫有来往Georgeaccusedmeofseeinghimbehindhisback.有一天晚上我接到了警方的电♥话♥AndthenonenighIgotacallfromthepolice.有人放火烧了我前夫的汽车Someonehadsetmyex'scaronfire.虽然没有什么证据Icouldneverproveanything,但我知道是乔治干的第二天我就离开了他butIknewitwasGeorge.Ilefthimthenextday.我不知道应该说什么Well,1don'tknowwhattosay.我知道这很疯狂Iknow.It,supsetting.是的.Yes,itis.我让一个完全的陌生人来到家里Tohaveacompletestrangercomeintomyhome,喝着我的茶drinkmytea,然后让我离开andthentrytoturnmeagainst这辈子遇见过最好的男人oneofthesweetestmenIhaveeverknown.你得相信我乔治是个坏种Honey,yougottotrustme.Georgeisawhackjob,你应该要知道自己在和什么人交往andyoushouldgetwhilethegetting'sgood.我想你该走了Ithinkit'stimeforyoutoleave.有一次在酒吧我和一个男人聊天Onetime,Iwastalkingtoaguyatabar,回到家后乔治打我耳光andwhenwegothome,Georgeslappedme.那怎么解释？Whatdoyousaytothat?根据你的说话方式Isay,givenyouroveralldemeanor和用词andyourfreewheelinguseofepithets,我敢说他打你是理所当然的mwillingtobetthathewasprovoked.哦Oh.当我得知你和乔治订婚时WhenIreadthatyouwereengagedtoGeorge,我觉得告诉你他是个疯子是我的义务Ifeltitwasmydutytoletyouknowhe'scrazy.但现在见过你Butnowthatvemetyou,我知道你们真是天生一对Icanseeit'samatchmadeinheaven.我来了嗨莫蒂霍普金斯牧师mhere.Hi,morty,reverendHopkins.抱歉我迟到了msorrymlatetoyourrehearsal.没关系不要紧你来了Oh,it'sokay.It,sallright.You'reherenow.那就好站我前面It'sfine.Goinfrontofme.好了牧师放音乐吧Okay,reverend,hitit!妈我能问你一个问题吗Mom,canIaskyouaquestion?苏姗你得往前走继续走You'vegottomarch,susie.Gottomarch.Oh.哦我在为我的书找资料Oh.Iwasjustresearchingmybook,发现了一件奇怪的事andIfoundthestrangestthing.在海军运输舰的名单上没有我爸爸的名字Noonewithmyfather,snamewaseveramerchantmarine.我说是运输船吗？Oh,didIsaymerchant?是常规海军部队Well,1justmeanttheregularmarines.是啊我想你可能搞错Oh,well,yeah,Ithoughtyouprobablydid.所以我也直了那里还是没有爸爸的名字SoIcheckedthat,too,andhewasn,tthere,然后我打电♥话♥去了档案馆andso1calledthev.A.,越南战争里没有任何哈里斯罗斯的记录andthereisnotasinglerecordofanyonenamedHarrisonRossinVietnam.现在不是谈这个的时候Thisisnotthetime,susie.怎么了女士们？What,s.what'stheholdup,ladies?抱歉妈妈我不该在这时候烦你Well,msorrytoupsetyou,mom,Ijust.但你不觉得这很奇怪吗？Don'tyouthinkthat'sweird?什么奇怪？What's.what'sweird?海军服役记录名单里Well,there,snorecord甚至没有一个和我爸爸一样的名字ofanyonewithmydad'snameinthearmedservices.哦有的Oh,well,thereitis.什么有的？Therewhatis?莫蒂回那里去Morty,justgoonbackupthere.看我说过1.ook,m.mnotgonnasaythat我知道这件事总有一天会发生我知道会发生Iknewthiswouldhappen,butIknewthiswouldhappen.妈妈我需要知道真♥相♥Mom,Ineedanswers.为什么一定要是现在？Doyouhavetodothis