Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
绝望主妇前情提要PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives房♥都没看就买♥♥下了Buyingplacesiteunseen.从广♥告♥上我们就能看得出来Wecouldtellfromtheadvertisement这就是我们想要的房♥itwasjustwhatwewerelookingfor.有时Sometimes.谁说孩子是你的Whoeversaidyouwerethefather?你不觉得奇怪吗Didn'tyouthinkitwasstrange全紫藤郡只有你家的草坪thatyouhavetheonlylawnonWisteria1.ane一周要除三次草thatneededtobemowedthreetimesaweek?我要杀了你Iamgoingtokillyou!爱人的真面目Thetruthaboutourlovedones.你让彼德森的老婆YouaskedPeterson,swife转告他千万不要给我升职tomakesurehewouldn'tpromoteme.所以我辞职了我现在要做个家庭煮夫SoIquit.mgonnabeastay-at-homedad.我们该好好谈谈Weshould.talkaboutthis.你出去工作吧You'regoin,backtowork.会让你不择手段.canleadyouintoharm'sway.我想我心脏病犯了Ithinkmhavingaheartattack.你会平安无事地做完这个手术Youaregonnacomethroughthisoperationjustfine您好Hello?雷克斯十分钟前过世了Rexpassedawayabouttenminutesago非常抱歉msosorry德尔非诺先生把我爸带走杀了他Mr.Delfinotookmydadawaytokillhim.现在我要杀了德尔非诺先生NowmgonnakillMr.Delfino.紫藤郡的居民中Itwasanacceptedfact流传着一个不争的事实amongtheresidentsOfWisteria1.ane艾达格林伯格嗜酒如命thatIdaGreenberglikedherliquor.她醉醺醺地出现在针织活动上Peoplehadseenherdrunkatsewingbees.在机动车管理处门前Thedepartmentofmotorvehicles.以及卫理公会的首礼拜上Andthefirstmethodistchurch.艾达多次试图戒酒Idahadtriedtoquitdrinkingmanytimes,却欲罢不能butshecouldn't.一天晚上一个绝望的片刻Thenonenightinamomentofdespair,她祈求上帝ShechallengedGod别再让她喝酒无度了toquenchhernever-endingthirst艾达是幸运的上帝真的听见了1.uckilyforIda,Godwaslistening.扎克听我说Zach,listentome不No!现在没法来硬的了吧Notsotoughnow,areyou?不邦戈Uh!0w!Oh!Bongo,no!邦戈邦戈Bongo!-Bongo!就在这一瞬间艾达意识到ItwasatthatmomentitoccurredtoIda上帝的想法也许深不可测Godmayworkinmysteriousways,但他的做法绝不拐弯抹角butheisn'tparticularlysubtle.我去世已经一年了Ithadbeenayearsincemydeath,紫藤郡发生了许多变化andalothadchangedonWisteria1.ane.孩子们玩起了新游戏Childrenhadlearnednewgames.新的邻居搬了进来Newneighborshadmovedin.烧毁的房♥子得到重建Oldhouseshadbeenrebuilt.我跟你们说了两次了Itoldyouguystwice好了克雷格怎么了Okay,Craig,what'sgoin,on?新的悲剧又在上演Andfreshtragedieshadoccurred.就在一所房♥子里Inonehouse,一名寡妇正准备awidowwasgettingready告知她的朋友们totellherfriends她的丈夫过世了ofherhusband'spassing.但报丧的时间还未到Butuntilthetimewasrigh她还在等Shewouldwait.而生活一如既往地Andlife,asittendstodo,还在继续wouldgoon.我简直惨不忍♥睹我要梳梳头1looklikehell.Ineedahairbrush.梳头也无济于事的Yeah,um,that'snotgonnahelp.苏珊Susan,罗姆斯♥诺♥夫警官来找你调查情况OfficerRomsloveishereforyourstatement.这是扎克杨干的吗ZachYoungdothat?不是她自己摔的No.Shefell摔破了嘴唇是个意外Bitherlip.Itwasanaccident.好吧Okay.跟我说说事情的经过So,uh,walkmethroughwhathappened我到麦克家来喂狗Well,IwentovertoMike'stofeedthedog什么-喂狗msorry?-Feedthedog.然后我一转身AndIturnedaround,就看见扎克杨andtherewasZachYoung.克服的“克”andthat'sZachwithan,h".他拿把枪指着我-医生说那个要放嘴里pointingagunatme-Thedoctorsaidkeepthatin这也情有可原扎克处境艰难Yougottaunderstand,Zach'shadatoughtime.他的情绪很不稳定-因为他就是个疯子He'sgotemotionalissues-'Causehe,scrazy我还是认为他并非有意伤害任何人Still,Idon'tthinkHemeanttohurtanybody.什么啊他在那就是为了等你回家Uh,hello!Uh,hewaswaitingthereforyoutocomehome好杀了你啊sohecouldkillyou.这是你回家后发生的事吗Isthatwhathappenedwhenyougothome?那孩子对你开枪Thekidtookashotatyou?实际上是苏珊开的枪Actually,Susanfiredthegun.那也是因为我在跟扎克抢那把枪That'sbecauseIwaswrestlingitawayfromZach以防他对你开枪sothathewouldn'tshootyou.流血了Oh,there,sblood我们能以后再谈吗她现在有点乱Couldwedothislater?She,skindofamessrightnow好剩下的问我就行了Yeah,IthinkIcanfillintherestforyou.那太感谢rdappreciateit祝您早日康复梅尔太太Youfeelbetter,Mrs.Mayer.多谢Thanks.疼死了0w!Thathurts我再去给你拿点冰块-好的mgonnagetyoumoreice.-Okay不我跟你说No,mtellin,you,苏珊冲向那孩子时简直怒不可遏Susanreallyflewoffthehandlewhenshejumpedthekid.那你是说这不过是一次家庭内部争执Soyou'resayingthiswasmoreofadomesticsquabble?是的绝对是Definitely,yeah.我们必须要提起诉讼吗Arewerequiredtopresscharges?那也不一定Well,you'renotreallyrequired,但事态严重到开枪Butit,ssomething你真的该好好考虑清楚youshouldreallyconsiderwhenahandgunisinvolved.约翰.John!你怎么进来的我知道你家的钥匙藏哪Howdidyougetinhere?-Iknowwhereyoukeepthekey.来点含羞草酒Mimosa?不我怀孕了你个混♥蛋♥No,mpregnant,youjackass你这杯我是用矿泉水做的1madeyourswithseltzer.你知道你都做了什么吗Doyouhaveanyideawhatyou,vedone?昨天在法庭上你耍的那点小把戏ThatlittleStuntyoupulledyesterdayinthecourtroom能让卡洛斯判八年couldgetCarlossentawayforeightyears我早知道这么做你会有点生气Yeah,Ithoughtyoumightbealittlemadaboutthat.但一旦你冷静下来Butonceyoucalmdown,你会发现这样来就剩我们两个人了you'llseethatit'sjustthetwoofus.这多好啊It'sgonnabeawesome你还带行李来Youbroughtluggage?他已经不在了我们再也不用偷偷摸摸了He,sgoneWedon'thavetosneakaroundanymore我们可以光明正大地交往Wecanhavearealrelationship.这对我们三个都有好处It,swhat,sbestforthethreeofus我们三个这对卡洛斯能有什么好处Thethreeofus?HowexactlydoesthatbenefitCarlos?我说的是我的孩子mtalkingaboutmybaby你怎么知道是你的Youdon'tknowit'syourbaby我都不知道是谁的Idon'tevenknowit,syourbaby.我也不想知道因为已经无所谓了AndIdon'twannaknow'causeitdoesn'tmatter.怎么你不爱我了Sowhat,youdon'tloveme?在你告诉我丈夫Well,upuntilthepointthatyoutoldmyhusband我们有一腿之前wewerehavinganaffair,我倒是非常喜欢你Iwasquitefondofyou.但自从那天之后Sincethen.恨还来不及notafan!嗨Hey.你怎么会让他们在早餐前画手指涂鸦Oh,whyonearthwouldyouletthemfingerpaintbeforebreakfast?现在收拾家是我的事了It'smyjobtocleanthatupnow,所以我说了算对吧soit'smycall,right?说得对抱歉You'rerightmsorry我还以为面试是下午1点呢Hey,Ithoughtthemeetingwasn'tuntil1.在那之前我还有好多事要搞定Oh,Ihaveathousandthingstodobeforethat.向布里借一条上好的围巾BorrowadecentscarffromBree,买♥♥一支我自己喜欢的口红BuyalipstickIdon'thate.妈妈妈妈瞧啊-别别别Mommy,mommyjook!-Aah!No!No!谁也不要碰妈妈好吗No,nobodytouchesmommy,okay?我爱你们我也爱你们的手指涂鸦1loveyou,Iloveyourfingerpainting,但你们要是用这些小脏爪碰到我butifyoutouchmewiththosemessyhands,我就把它们剁卜来Iwillcutthemoff一边玩去吧GoonOff.Good.没关系的It,sokay有点紧张吧-谁我吗Alittlenervous?-Who,me?我都七年没工作过了vebeenoutofworkforsevenyears,我现在都这个岁数了mawomanofacertainage还要跻身这个年轻高于一切的行业inabusinessthatvaluesyouthaboveallelse我有什么好紧张的-你经验丰富WhyshouldIbenervous?-Youareexperienced.人又聪明Youarebrilliant你一定能顺利通过面试的Youaregoingtonailthisjobinterview,okay?谢谢不别过来ThankyouUh,noIcan,t你全身都这么You'revery.so.谢谢这儿Thankyou.Here手♥机♥忘了Oh,mycellphone.勒奈特嗨我是布里1.ynette,hi,it,sBree但愿我没打来太早1dohopemnotcallingtooearly.什么Hmm?你当然可以借那条围巾Oh,ofcourseyoucanborrowthatscarf.我会把它熨好给你llpressitforyou.我有点事要说Um,Ihave,uh,somenews.雷克斯过世了Rexdied他们不是要做手术了吗怎么回事IthoughttheyweregonnaoperateWhathappened?显然是雷克斯的心脏就此怠工了ApparentlyRex,sheartjustgaveout.我的天啊Oh,mygod.我们什么时侯能见到布里SowhencanweseeBree?她说她会打电♥话♥的Shesaidshewasgonnacall.她有很多事情要处理She'sgottaalotofthingstodo,准备葬礼什么的Planningforthefuneral,thatsortofthing我看她可没有那么忙Shedoesn'tlookthatbusytome.嗨嗨你在这儿做什么Hi,hi.Whatareyoudoingouthere?我在等雷克斯的母亲Oh,mjustwaitingfor,uh,Rex'smother她随时可能出现She'sgonnabehereanysecond亲爰的我们非常遗憾Honey,wearesosorry.你们谁喝豆奶吗Oh,dooneofyoudrinksoymilk?我今天早上从冰箱里清出来的Iwascleaningoutthefridgethismorning,雷克斯是家里唯一喝豆奶的AndRexistheonlyonewhodrinksit.我周五刚买♥♥的不想就这么扔了IjustboughtitonFridayl,dhatetothrowitaway真可惜了Whatawaste亲爱的Oh,sweetie宝贝你发泄出来吧Honey,youcanletitout.不不我现在还不能崩溃NoNo,Ican,taffordtofallapartrightnow.为什么Why?你们马上就会明白了You'reabouttofindout布里Bree!就停在这到了Oh,stophereThisisthehouse.那是Isthat.是的她就是雷克斯的母亲Yes,thatisRex'smother.难以置信Ican'tbelieveit.就像是可怕的噩梦It'slikesomehideousnightmare我这辈子算完了Mylifeisover!看来你脱离工作已有七年之久Itappearsthere'sa7-yeargapsinceyourlastposition.是去休假了还是怎么地What,didyoutakesometimeoff?我是个全职妈妈Iwasastay-at-homemom.我倒是希望那能算是休假Iwishithadbeentimeoff男孩还是女孩-一个女孩Boyorgirl?-Agirl.和三个男孩四个孩子Andthreeboys-Fourkids?是的不过他们绝对不会影响我工作Yeah,ofcourse,theywon'tgetinthewayofthejob因为从现在开始我丈夫要做全职爸爸了becausemyhusband'sstayinghomewiththemfromnowon.我很清楚鱼和熊掌不可兼得IknewIcouldneverdobothjobsjustice.所以我选择独身That'swhy1choosenottohaveafamily我可不想自己为了带孩子看医生Ididn'twanttobeoneofthosekindofwomen-或者为了看孩子的舞蹈表演Youknow,sloughingthingsoffontocoworkers就把工作都推给同事becauseofapediatricianappointmentoradancerecital.我总是不好意思麻烦别人Igetreallyneuroticaboutputtingpeopleout恕我直言妮娜这绝不会成问题Withallduerespect,Nina,won'tbeanissue家务事我能放得下Icanleavehomeathome可是看着孩子们伤心的小脸Andit,snotgonnabreakyourheartto你忍♥心把他们扔下吗leavethosesadlittlefacesbehind?你在开玩笑吧Areyoukidding?办公室简直是天堂Thisofficeisparadise.成年人做事有规有矩Grown-upstalkingaboutgrown-upthings.没有尖叫声没有呕吐Noscreaming,novomiting,没有小怪兽躲在桌子底下noboogersunderthetable打死我也别想把我拽出这里You'regonnahavetodragmeouttaherekickingandscreaming.周末节假日随叫随到Weekends,holidays,whenever好的埃德会做最后决定Allright,Edwantstomakethefinaldecision.所以明天3点你再来我们再详谈SoIwillbringyoubacktomorrowat3forafollow-up.好极了谢谢你Well,that.thatsoundsgreat.Thankyou.勒奈特早点到好好表现1.ynette,beearly.Showmesomething好Okay.不可能爸爸没有泰迪熊NowayDaddidnothaveateddybear.他确实有Hemostcertainlydid.它叫杜立特尔Oh,thatwasDoolittle你♥爸♥爸去哪都要带着它Yourfatherneverwentanywherewithouthim.请用茶菲利斯Here,syourtea,Phyllis瞧布里1.ook,Bree.这是雷克斯从预科学校毕业时ThiswasthetiethatRexworewhen戴的领带hegraduatedfromprepschool我认为该给他戴这条Ithinkheshouldwearit在葬礼上Youknow,forthefuneral?菲利斯这条领带是橙色的Phyllis,that'sanorangetie.这是他学校的代表色绿色和橙色Well,thosewerehisschoolcolors.greenandorange可是他在葬礼上穿的是蓝色衣服Well,um,he'sbeingburiedinabluesuit.给他换一套衣服不就得了Maybehecouldbeburiedinadifferentsuit.我不想换不过谢谢你的好意了Idon'tthinkso,butthankyou,though.你保存了爸爸的旧漫画书You,uh,youkeptdad,soldcomicbooks?是啊所有东西我都有保存Oh,yes,Ikepteverything.瞧瞧1.ookhere.我甚至保存了他藏在床垫底下的黄色杂♥志♥Ievenkeptthedirtymagazinethathehidunderhismattress他以为我不知道其实我清楚着呢Hedidn'tthinkIknewaboutit,butIdid.看来爸爸很喜欢大胸啊Well,lookslikedadwasintobigbreasts是呀Oh,yes所以我很惊讶他居然娶了你妈That'swhyIwassurprisedwhenhemarriedyourmother.你还是不理我吗Soyou'rejustnotgonnatalktome,isthatit?好吧Fine反正我也没什么可说的Idon'tneedtotalk.行了对我有点小外遇OkayYes,Ihadalittleaffair.这事不光彩我也没有以此为荣Itwasn'tthebestthingtodo,andmnotproudofit幸好这还不算太糟Butit,snottheworstthingthatcouldhavehappened没人因此而死Nobodydied.别摆出一副殉道者的样子卡洛斯Oh,don'tbesuchamartyr,Carlos一个巴掌拍不响Okay,ittakestwopeople.多少次你为了出差Howmanytimesdidyougooffonyourlittlebusinesstrips把我一个人丢在家里andleavemealone?所以理论上说你也对我不忠See,sotechnically,youcheated,too只不过你的情妇是工作而已It,sjustyourmistresswasyourwork不好吧那太牵强了抱歉No,okay.Thatwasastretchmsorry卡洛斯等等回来我想要重新来过Carlos,wait!Comeback.1.ook,IwannaaStartover.我们就要有孩子了We'regonnahaveababy.这不是你一直梦寐以求的吗Isn'tthatwhatyoualwayswanted?卡洛斯等等Carlos,wait!我向你道歉了也说了我爱你IsaidIwassorryandIloveyou!你还想要什么,Whatmoredoyouwant?!亲子鉴定Iwantapaternitytest.爱波怀特太太你好Mrs.Applewhite,hi.我是布里范德坎普IamBreeVandeKamp.这是我女儿丹妮尔andthisismydaughterDanielle.你好-你好Hello-Hi.你好我叫马修他是我儿子Hey,mMatthew-Thisismyson.我本该早点过来拜访的Hi.Iwouldhavebeenoversoonertointroducemyself不过最近家里有人去世了butmafraidthere'sbeenadeathinmyfamily是我爸爸Mydad为你难过-我爸爸也去世了msosorry-Ilostmydad,too我很能体会你现在的心情1knowwhatyoumustbegoingthroughrightnow.谢谢Thankyou总之我此次前来有个不情之请Anyway,mafraidthatmyvisithasanulteriormotive我们教堂的风琴手去度假了Theorganistatourchurchisonvacation,听伊迪布利特提起andEdieBrittmentionedthat你当过音乐会的钢琴手youusedtobeaconcertpianist,and.能为您演奏我很荣幸Iwouldbehonoredtoplayforyou我稍后带一些曲子过来Whydon'tIbringsomesheetmusicoverlater到时我们讨论一下选曲如何andwecanplansomeselections?谢谢你真是让我如释重负Thankyou.That'sjustahugeweightoffmyshoulders.这些送给你们-真是贴心Oh,theseareforyou.-Howsweet布里我们寡妇得团结起来Bree,wewidowshavetosticktogether.再见Bye假装你父亲死了吗Pretendingyourfather'sdead?你不觉得这有点病态吗Don'tyoufindthatalittlemorbid?我只是觉得这样可以帮助掩盖我们的事Well,Ijustthoughtitcouldhelpourcoverstory,okay?可以得到他们支持Just,youknow,win,emover.宝贝你一番好意我心领了Oh,sweetie.Iknowyoumeantwell.不过下次别再耍这种小聪明了Butinthefuture,youleavetheclevernesstome（此屋装有多赛特安保系统）我们什么时侯用起多赛特安保系统了Sincewhenareweprotectedbydorsetsecurity?不没有这是为了威慑万一扎克回来呢Oh,we,renot.It,sadeterrentincaseZachcomesback.我跟麦克说我晚上睡不着ItoldMikeIdidn'tsleeplastnight,所以他给我弄了这个标志sohegotmethissign.他很支持我Thatguyissosupportive.这会儿他正在外面Youknowhe'soutrightnowinaride-along和警♥察♥一起搜寻扎克的踪影呢withthepolicesearchingforZach?是吗-是啊Really?-Yeah他铁了心要把那孩子绳之以法He,sdeterminedtoseethatkidbehindbars你明天到学校也要做做宣传让大家都知道SotomorrowatschoolIwantyoutoleteverybodyknow我们新装了这个昂贵的安保系统thatwegotthisnew,expensivesecuritysystem.妈妈可是-尽量装作不经意地提起Mom,but.-JUStworkitintotheconversation把话放出去Youknow,putthewordoutthere我得告诉你些事I'vegottatellyousomething重点要说运动检测器Emphasizethemotiondetectors.妈妈停停听我说Mom,stop,stop.1.isten.什么你要说什么What?Whatisit?昨天我偷听到麦克告诉那个警♥察♥YesterdayIoverheardMiketellingthatcop他不想起诉扎克thathedidn'twannapresschargesagainstZach.他把整件事说得好像是你的过失Hemadethewholethingsoundlikeitwasyourfault.我的过失Myfault?（产前及初生婴儿护理）我需要做个亲子鉴定Hi.Uh,Ineedapaternitytest.好我们给你安排时间做检杳Well,we'lljustscheduleyouforanexam.不不是那意思我不需要做测试Oh,no,noI-Idon'tneedtotakeatest我只是想让我丈夫放心Iamjusttryingtoreassuremyhusband让他相信我内心深知的事实ofwhatIknowistrueinmyheart所以只要你给我看看别人的测试结果Soifyoucouldjustslipmesomeoneelse,stestresults,我就可以给自己弄一份Icouldmakemyown.圣诞节时我装了修片程序IgotPhotoshopforChristmas别这样Oh,comeon你看起来像是个爱找乐子的女孩Youlooklikeafun-lovinggirl.我敢肯定你也遇到过棘手状况吧Iamsureyou'vebeeninacouplehairysituationsofyourown.就算我化的妆比较前卫JustbecauseIchoosetoexpressmyself也并不意味着我就容忍♥通奸行为doesn'tmeanthatIcondoneadultery.抱歉Sorry.亲子鉴定结果吗Paternitytestresults?了解我跟你同病相怜Iknowminthesamesituation.是吗-是的Really?-Mm-hmm我发现诊所把事情都搞砸了Ijustfoundouttheclinicscrewedup给我的卵子竟然来自同性恋andgavemeaneggthatbelongedtosomelesbian.那卵子本来是要移植给她的同性♥爱♥人的Itwassupposedtobeimplantedinherlover,这会儿我丈夫可担心了andnowmyhusband'sfreakingout恐怕我们的孩子也会是同性恋becausehethinksthatourbaby'sgonnabegay!是这样啊那我们情况有点不同OkayWe,reinslightlydifferentsituations.想不想去喝杯咖琲然后聊聊呢Butdoyouwannagetacupofcoffeeandtalkaboutit?好那倒不错谢谢Yeah.That'dbenice.Thanks.当然我们女人得团结起来Yeah.Usgirlshavetosticktogether.我们不能让那张讨厌的纸片儿毁了自己的生活Weshouldn'tletthatstupidpieceofpaperruinourlife.对Yeah!虽然我认识雷克斯已经很多年了Obviously,veknownRexforyears,但说到写悼词这件事butwhenitcomestowritingaeulogy,我希望家人能够提供尽可能多的材料Ilikeasmuchinputfromthefamilyaspossible.好什么样的材料OhWell,urn,whatkindofinput?他的意思是逸闻趣事Oh,well,hemeansanecdotes,小故事之类littlestories你是这个意思吧神父Isn'tthatwhatyoumean,reverend?是的不过还有Well,yes,but,uh,also.我想你可能需要帮忙Ithoughtthatyoumightneedsomehelp,所以昨晚我一夜没睡solastnightIstayedupallnight努力回忆了雷克斯的快乐时光andtriedtorememberfunnythings以及能充分展现他风采的事情andmomentsthatsaidsomuchaboutRexasaperson.天哪你写了多少页MyHow.howmanypagesdoyouhavethere?15页15你没必要Well,you'rehardlygoingtohave把那都写上神父towriteanythingatall,reverend.其中一些趣闻是无价的Someofthoseanecdotesarejustpriceless.菲利斯你写的这些都是Phyllis,theseareallthings雷克斯上大学以前的事情了啊thathappenedtoRexbeforehewenttocollege那又怎样So?你不觉得悼词中多一点Well,don'tyouthinkit'dbeniceifreverenddevoted他婚后的生活不是更好吗partoftheeulogytohislifeafterhewasmarried?是啊那是当然Oh,well,yes,ofcourse这点神父是会提到的thereverendwillmentionthatpartofhislife.不仅仅是提到He,sgoingtodomorethanmentionit而且应该是悼词的主要部分That'stheparthe'llfocuson.至于童年逸事我想Infact,Ithinkthreeanecdotesfrom三个就足够了Rex'schildh
