Clarkson's Farm《克拉克森的农场（2021）》第三季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

杰拉德被诊断出患有前列腺癌Geraldhadbeendiagnosedwithprostatecancer.在卡莱布和我努力完成我们缺席的朋友常做的工作时SomethingthatKalebandIdiscussedwhiletryingtodowhatourabsentfriendnormallydoes.我们讨论了一下废话Bollocks.不是No.不是No.该死这好复杂It'sbloodycomplicated.是啊Yeah.我一直在打电♥话♥I'vebeenphoningrounddoctorsandthingsIknow.基于医生的描述和我的了解.嗯Yeah?他康复的几率很大Andhisoddsarereallygood.-但诊断结果让他吓得要命-是啊-Butit'sscaringhimtodeath.-Yeah.他不明白你知道的吧Hedoesn'tunderstand.是啊我知道他不明白No,Iknowhedoesn'tunderstand.Andhe,sbewildered.他昏了头显然是因为Because,forobviousreasons,somebodysaid："Sorry,it'scancer."有人说:“对不起你得了癌症"他就只听见了这句话-That'sallheheard.-Yeah.是的他极其沮丧He,sdesperatelyupset.吓坏了可怜人Terrified,poorman.不No.他是一个坚强的小伙子一辈子都在这片土地上劳作He'sastrongman.He,sworkedthelandallofhislife.-我知道我是说.他还没病到不能工作对吧？He,snotunfit,ishe?他可以工作一天.Hecandoaday,sworkat.-他多大了?70岁？-74岁-Whatageishe?-74.他太厉害了He,samazing.克拉克森的农场第十八集配种我们现在逐步迈入深秋Wewerenowheadingintolateautumn.卡莱布负责管理的这部分耕地农场AndonKaleb'ssideofthefarm,inoneofthearablefields,进展并不顺利thingswerenotgoingwell.所以杰里米和查理说现在来不及种油菜了So,JeremyandCharliesaiditwastoolatetoplantoilseedrape.作为现任农场经理我决定自己亲自种植油菜Itookthedecision,asfarmmanagernow,toplantitmyself不幸的是计划失败Andunfortunately,it'sfailed.真♥他♥妈♥烦人Fuckingannoying.当卡莱布过来见我时AndwhenKalebcameovertoseeme,他更生气了hebecameevenmoreannoyed.那他妈是谁啊？Whothefuckisthat?你这么问很有意思It'sinterestingyoushouldaskthat,因为那是古菲阿曼达二人组的一员becauseit'sactuallyhalfofGrooveArmada.-谁？-古菲.Who?Halfof.HewasinGrooveArmada.他是古菲阿曼达的一员我不知道那是谁他为什么在我的地里播种？Idon'tknowwhatthatis.Whyishedrillingmyfield?Er.事情是这样的唐卡斯特男孩安迪卡托ThethingisthatfellowDoncaster-boyAndyCato不再靠接下来这事为生nolongerdoesthisforaliving.他和我-样现在也从事农业工作了1.ikeme,he'snowmovedintofarming.几周前他和他的商业伙伴乔治兰姆Andacoupleofweeksearlier,heandhisbusinesspartner,George1.amb,来找我讨论他们的伟大计划haddroppedroundtotalkabouttheirbigidea.我知道你们想打造的是叫再生农场对吧？-1knowit'scalledregenerativefarming.-Yeah.对但我很想知道它具体是指什么Butdreallyliketounderstandwhatitis.总的来说我们目前的农业系统与自然系统处于敌对关系Ourcurrentfarmingsystemdeclareswaronnaturalsystems.这让我们陷入了困境Andtt,sgotusinabitofafix.我们的土壤已经受到严重破坏和污染以至于它们Oursoilshavebeenpoundedandpoisonedtoapointwherethey'rewithinafewdecadesofgivingup.可能在几十年后就会崩溃我们已经失去了80%的昆虫We'velost80%ofourinsects,sowecan'tkeepdoingthat.所以我们不能沿用此系统再生农业是一种模仿Regenerativefarmingisawayoffarmingwhichtriestocopynaturalsystems.自然系统的农业方式但那不是有机农业不是Butit,snotorganic?-No.有机农业的关键在于不使用任何化学品Inorganic,themainthingisaboutnotusinganychemicals.但我们的不同之处在于我们致力于评估每一块农田Wherewe'redifferentiswe'reaboutassessingeachbitoffarmland并试图弄清楚它需要什么andtryingtofigureoutwhatitneeds.所以我们会走进地里采集植物从中获取所需数据Soifwetooktheplantandwetookareadingfromit.如果数据表明你的农田andittoldusthatyouweremissingboron,缺少硼或镁或者其他特定元素ormagnesiumorsomethingspecific,我们可以按需补充wecanfeedaccordingtoneed,而不是把数千公斤的垃圾ratherthangoingandjustdumpingthousandsofkilosontothefield.倒在地里这就是.那正是我们所做的事That'swhatWedo.我们只是简单地把喷雾器灌满一加仑又一加仑的化学品Wefilledasprayerupwithgallonsandgallonsofchemicals然后撒到每块地里andjustgooutanddoeveryfield.随后安迪解释说再生农业的目标Andythenexplainedthatthegoalwithregenerativefarming是复♥制♥大自然的生长方式wastocopythewaynaturelikestomixthingsup.有一种情况你永远不会在任何树林甚至是树篱Onethingyou'llneverfindinthewoodsoralongahedgerow亦或自然系统中看到那就是只有一种植物oranynaturalsystem,isonetypeofplant.大自然从不允许同一种植物大面&hearts积♥生长在一个地方Natureneverallowsonetypeofplanttogrowinabigarea.你想想干早的年份比如今年Ifyoulookinadroughtyearlikethisyear,所有经受住干旱考验的地方都是树篱和林地等allthebitsthatstooduptoitarethehedgerows,thewoodlandsandthebitsthatwehaven'ttouched.我们没有干预的地方-你是说仍然郁郁葱葱的地方？-对Thebitsthathavestayedgreen?事实上正如树篱林地或草地证明的那样Yeah.Andthethingis,asthehedgeroworthewoodlandorthemeadowlandprove,在生态自然体系中你无需人为加入任何东西whenthat'sworking,youdon'tneedtoputanythingonit.Nature'sgotitsorted.因为大自然会自行解决问题所以我们需要摆脱单一栽培体系Sowhatwe'vegottogetawayfromismonocultures.注意这很重要你是在建议在同一块田地里You'resuggestingplantingwheatandsomethingelse同时种植小麦和其他作物？inthesamefieldatthesametime?-Yeah.-没错-是的所以同时种小麦和豆子的想法是一个很好的开端Sotheideaofwheatandbeansisagoodstartingpoint.-在同一块地里？-在同一块地里Inthesamefield?-Yes.这块田地里会发生两件事Twothingsarehappeningthere.一是大气中的氮素它占大气的Oneisthatthenitrogenfromtheatmosphere,ofwhichthere,saninfiniteabundance.-80%对吧？-对80%ofit,isn'tit?所有豆子会吸收大气中的氮素并将其释放到土壤中Thebeansaretakingthatdownandputtingitinthesoil,取代我们需要投入的化肥但是-toreplacefertiliserinputs.-Thebeansare?你是说豆子？-Thebeansare.-They,regreatnitrogenfixers.对因为它们是很好的固氮植物这样一来通过将两种植物种在同一块地里Andso,byputtingtwoplantfamiliesinthesamefield,我们开始了喂养土壤微生物的过程we'restartingthatprocessoffeedingthesoilmicrobes,这有助于通过植物的多样性来恢复土壤whichweneedtohelprecoverwithadiversityofplants.但显然你的产量会大幅降低Youryieldsaregoingtobewaydown.你的豆子的产量不如单种豆子那么多You'renotgoingtogrowasmanybeansasifyoujusthadabeanfield亳无疑问你的小麦收成也肯定不及单一的麦田orasmuchwheat,surely?事情是这样的Here'sthething.那块地的总产值会增加Theoveralloutputwillbehigher.-真的吗？-真的Really?-Yeah.我明白你的意思1knowwhatyoumean.你是说净利润最终赢利对-Net-margin-wise,atthebottomline.-Yes.没错总的来说川我们的方案你的实际产量可能会减少Overallyoumightdolessyieldinactualweightwithus.但如果你把所有投入的成本都去掉Butifyoutakeallthoseinputcostsout,比如不断增长的化学品价格forexample,thechemicalpricesaregoingupandupandup-你的利润会更高ourmarginishigher.此外你还会让土壤更加健康Plus,you'realsobuildinghealthintoyoursoil这意味着你可以一直用其耕种soyoucanfarmindefinitely.如果你继续使用相同的耗竭性体系Ifyoucarryonusingthesameextractivesystembasedonchemicals,它完全依赖化学品很可能thelikelihoodisinacoupleofgenerations'time,在几代人的时间内你的农场就再也无法产粮了youwon'tbeabletoproducefoodonyourfarm.所以如果我们不再看重产量Soifwestartedtothinknotintermsofyield,不再死盯着一块地里能收获的作物的重量liketheweightwegetoutofafield,butinhowmuchmoney.而开始考虑多少钱因为之前只讨论每英亩产多少吨♥Weonlyevertalkabout"Wegotsomanytonnesperacre."如果我们开始讨论每英亩能赚多少英镑、先令和便士Ifwestarttotalkabouthowmanypoundsperacre.Yeah.没错-我喜欢这个想法Ilikethesoundofthis.是啊因为你不必Yeah,becauseyou'renothavingtogiveMrCFIndustries给化肥公♥司♥十万英镑购买♥♥化肥£1,000foryourfertiliser.没错Exactly.接下来是真正诱人的一点Thencamethereallyenticingbit.安迪和乔治保证AndyandGeorgewouldguarantee会溢价购买♥♥我们用他们的方式种植出来的任何作物tobuyanycropswegrewusingtheirmethodforapremiumprice.-当然了-你们买♥♥吗？Youbuyit?我们会溢价购买♥♥-Webuyitoffyouatapremium.-That'sevenbetter.-好的那就更好了-是的你们会以比普通粮商能给出的更高的价格购买♥♥还是YoubuyformorethanIwouldgetfromanordinarygrainmerchant?是啊毫无疑问是的Yeah.Forsure.然后你们卖♥♥给谁?Whodoyousellitto?截止今日我们有大约250名常客We'reatabout250regularcustomers,包括从小规模手工面包店andthatspreadsfromsmallartisanbakeries到玛莎百货toMarks&Spencers.-玛莎百货？-玛莎百货-Marks&Spencers?-Marks&Spencers?玛莎百货所以你们卖♥♥给我们的面粉可以进入玛莎百货Marks&Spencers.SoyourflourthatyouselluscanbegoingintoM&S.杳理和我被说服了CharlieandIweresold.所以我把其中一块地交给了安迪SodhandedoveroneofthefieldstoAndy.看他的新土壤友好系统是否可行Toseeifhisnewsoil-friendlysystemwouldwork.现在我只希望卡莱布不会介意Andnow,IjusthadtohopethatKalebwouldn'tmind.看见他在地里让我非常生气That'spissingmeoffseeinghiminthere.你不知道他在种什么他在种小麦和豆子Youdon,tknowwhathe'sdrillingyet,wheatandbeans.我看见了一袋豆子Iseeabeanbag.是的他的料斗里有小麦和豆子Yeah,he'sgotwheatandbeansinhishopper.但那是我的地在过去六年里直是我在那块地里播种It'smyfield,though.vedrilledthisfieldforthelast6yearsnow.那么今年你就不用播种了因为他在种Youwon'thavetothisyearbecausehe'sdoingit.他在用圆盘播种机播种He'sputtingitinwithadiscdrill.-这也行不通-为什么不行？-That,snotgonnawork.-Whynot?看看那里你看到了什么？1.ookoutthere.Whatdoyousee?泥土-Mud.-No.Theotherthingwiththemud.不除了泥土以外-石头-对-Stones.-Yes.你知道圆盘播种机的工作原理吗？为此我们准备了齿式播种机Doyouknowhowadiscdrillworks?We'vegotatinedrillforthatreason.Itmovesthestoneouttheway它会把挡路的石头移开然后再播种thenplantstheseed.-是的-对吧?你直接使用圆盘播种机的话-Yeah.-Yes?Youputadiscdrillthroughthat,that'llgooverthestone它会越过石头把种子种在石头里andplanttheseedontopofthestone.-是吗？-是的-Willit?-Yes.Hmm.他可能只种过软土但这是“硬”土He'sprobablyonBoy's1.and.ThisisMan's1.and.然后我戴上了外交官之帽Ithenputonmy"BoutrosBoutros"hat,因为现在该让他们俩见面了becauseitwastimeforthetwoofthemtomeet.友善待人别像个孩子-样任性Benice.Don'tbepetulantlikeachild.安迪这是卡莱布Andy,Kaleb.-你好吗？-卡莱布安迪Howyoudoing?-Kaleb,Andy.我很好-他很兴奋很高兴见到你他当然很兴奋因为-He,sthrilled.-Nicetomeetyou.-He,sthrilled.-1.ookingprettythrilled,yeah.-看起来很兴奋是啊-不因为-No.Oh,here,ssomebodyelse.-Hi.嗯又有人来了-嗨-你一直用泥铲种植吗？Beenplantingwithatrowel?-Scratchinglikeachicken.-像小鸡样到处乱抓-是啊Yeah.他首先提到你在用圆盘播种机Thefirstthinghesaysisyou'reusingadiscdrill,whichwon'tworkinthatfield.-那机器不适用于那块地-是吗？-那块地有很多石头-对Yeah?-There'salotofstone.Thereare?你觉得那样能行？Doyouthinkit'llwork?-mwithyouwiththestones.就石头这事我同意你的看法我之所以使用这种播种机是因为它能同时播种两种作物Thisdrillissetuptosowtwothingsatthesametime并在播种的同时加入一些益生菌液andputabitofprobioticliquiddownwiththeseed.所以如果我们能让种子穿过石头就能完成任务Ifwegetthroughthestones,wecangetthejobdone.那液体有什么用?充当肥料？What,stheliquidfor?Fertiliser?不因为我们正在努力No,it'slike,er.We,regonnatryandbringthesoilbacktolife.我们会试着让这块地的土壤重新焕发生机并且-andgetallthethings.-Itisalive.“重新焕发生机”本来就生机勃勃你是在告诉我如果我在那块地种植而你给它翻土然后.IfIfarmthatbitthereandyouripthisbitupandputyour.按你的想法随意种植你的产量会比我高？whateveryou'redoing,inhere,you'llgetabetteryield?-不是的-好吧No,no,no.Okay.WouldyoumakemoremoneythanIwould?你赚的钱会比我多？我们退后一步因为如果Well,let'sgobackastep,becausei1.-我像是在仰头跟太阳说话样-啥意思？-You'retallasthesun.-What'sthat?如果.-我的脖子-If.-Myneck.我应该站在下坡的地方吗？Doyouwantmetocomedownthedownslope?-嗯如果可以的话这就好多了-好了好的Yeah,ifthat'sallright.-Yeah,better.-That'sbetter!我看到你把两种你是在种小麦？Whatareyouplanting?Wheat?还有豆子-Andbeans.-Howdoyouharvestit你怎么.那你怎么收割而不漏掉任何东西呢？andnotloseanythingouttheback?你设置好就不会漏掉Yousetitsoyou,renotlosinganythingouttheback.收获的作物会经过谷物清选机我们会把庄稼分开-It'llgothroughagraincleaner.-Whichcostsmoremoney.那也会花更多钱但你们不必担心这件事因为我们的协议还说Youdon'thavetotakecareofthatbecausepartofthedealis我们会买♥♥走我们一起种植的小麦和豆子我们会解决的thatwe,lljusttakethewheatandbeanstogetherandwe'llsortitallout.-他们负责-那我们要把产物卖♥♥给你？-Theydothat.-Dowesellittoyouthen?-是的-对而且他们会溢价购买♥♥Yeah.-Andtheypayapremium.-Fine.那好吧那下一个问题你以前是乐队的吗？Nextquestion,then.Wasyouinaband?-以前是-看得出来-1was.-1cantell.何以见得？Because?因为你竟然没让拖拉机熄火一升油要一英镑呢Becauseyou'veleftyourtractorrunningatapoundalitre.现在是H月末ItwasnowlateNovember.我正埋头研究最新的“家庭作业”AndIhadmyheadburiedinmylatesthomework.约克夏猪你在看谁？Yorkshirepig.Whoareyoulookingat?因为尽管杳理反对我还是买♥♥了几头猪BecausedespiteCharlie'sprotests,dboughtsomepigs几天后它们就会到达农场andtheirarrivalwasonlydaysaway.波纹铁皮Corrugatediron.因此我不得不在土豆田里建三个大畜栏Asaresult,1hadtogetthreebigpensbuiltinthepotatofield.这工作量很大我真的需要专家帮忙ThiswouldbealotofworkandIreallyneededsomeexperthelp.卡莱布生病了Kalebisill.好吧-Okay.-我本以为干农活的第一个原则就是你得去工作没什么好说的Firstrule,youwouldhavethoughtwithfarming,yougotowork.Theend.现在感冒很严重Thereisareallybadcoldgoingaround.-是的但感冒不就是感冒嘛-很严重的-Yeah,butit'sacold!-It'shorrible.他就是个宝宝小题大做Foetuses.Honestly.既然这是紧急情况你能开那个伸缩臂叉车吗？Couldyougrabthetelehandler?Sinceit'sanemergency.看看这排场1.ookatthis!迪丽斯库阿特农场重型机械队开始行动了ThisistheDiddlySquatHeavyMachineryUnitswingingintoactionhere.Whoa.见鬼好大的风Bloodyhell.Wind!不俄带着自己的“帆”呢No!vegotmyownsail!-你听说我要养什么猪了吗？-没Youknowwhatpigsmgetting?-No.它们叫牛津桑迪黑猪They'recalledShandyandBlacks.-Ooh!-Andtheyarefrom.至于它们的产地看见那边的森林了吗？-Seetheforestoverthere?-Yeah?看见了它们来自威奇伍德森林That'swherethey*refrom.ForestofWychwood.-你开玩笑的吧-没有-Youarekidding?-No.几年前只剩一头公猪- Afewyearsago.-Uh-huh?Therewasonlyone.manpigleft.- 公猪？对全世界仅剩一头Boar?-Yeah.Oneleftinthewholeworld.不可能吧Noway?-AnditwasrescuedbyafarminDean.真的迪恩的一个农场救下了它他们把它带回来了They'rebringingitback.SovedecidedtogetShandyandBlacks.所以我决定养桑迪黑猪这听起来像是Itsoundslikeasortofthinganorthernwomanwoulddrinkinapub.北方女人周五晚上在酒吧里喝的东西- 83米？-好了83m?-There.-那么这里放另一根角柱好的-Thisistheothercorner.-Herewego.看一个农民正在工作1.ook,afarmer!Atwork!可能患有轻度感冒轻度流感但还能继续工作Possiblywithalightcold,mildflu,butabletogotowork.测量完畜栏后我们的下一个任务是Havingmeasuredoutthepens,ournextjobwastoinstallthefences用从卡莱布院子里偷来的立柱敲打机安装围栏usingapostknockerdnickedfromKaleb'syard.好了Right.-我们要做的是把这根销钉在中间-Whatweneedtodoisgetthatpin.-Inthemiddle.插到那里-好的-Intothere.-Okay.Oh,wow!-好了吗？-好了-Arewehappy?-Yep.很好Ohnice.你能想象把人的脑袋放在那里吗？Canyouimagineputtingsomeone'sheadthere?'Oomph!Gone.-人肯定就没了-伦敦黑帮-"Gangsof1.ondon."-Thiswouldbeagreatone.这很适合伦敦黑帮我们应该拍奇平诺顿黑帮Weshoulddo"GangsofChippingNorton"!"把人脑袋放在这里Putpeople'sheadsonthis!-我应该每隔三米放一根立柱吗？-对ShallIputtheseevery3metres?-Yeah.现在真的下雨了而且正式入夜Itreallyisrainingnowandofficiallynight-我已经计算过了-嗯-vedonethemaths.-Yep.我们得放75根围栏迂柱Andwe'regonnahavetoputin75fenceposts然后再放置真正的围栏对吧？beforewestartputtingtheactualfencingup.我们动作好慢但今天是第一天We'renotquick,butitisourfirstday.-有道理-我们可以为自己而骄傲-Yep.-Andwecanbeproudofourselves.两天后好的我们得把这个穿过去Right,we,vegottathreadthisthroughhere.Yeah.-好-好的Ooh,thatwasjuicy.太棒了好的现在开始Right,now,herewego.我往前开的时候网会绷紧WhenIdriveforwards,it'sgoingtotensionit.不不行杰里米！No,no,no,no,no,no!Jeremy?Whoa,whoa!你把柱子拉倒了You'vepulleditover.什么?拉什么What?Pulledwhat?我朝你喊你却听不见Iwasscreamingatyouandyoucan'thear.-我把什么拉倒了？-你把最后一根立柱拉倒了-WhathaveIpulledover?-Youpulledthelastpostover.真蠢Eejit.把整件事都搞砸了Fuckingrippedthewholethingup.你本来应该看我指示You'remeanttobelookingatme.你可以打电♥话&hearts洁诉我的我们可以互相指责-Wecouldhaveusedthephone.-Wecanallblameeachother.不不是的No,it'snotthat我在试图确保围栏前.面不会晃动Iwastryingtomakesurethatthethingwasn'twobblingatthefront.互相指责？,Blameeachother"?我们得把角柱放在We'regonnahavetoputthepostHowarewegonna.我们怎么等等这问题更严重了Wait.Thisismoreofaproblem.No,stopjustforasecond.别别说话等一下角柱必须放在这里与那边对齐还要与这边对齐Thecornerposthastogotheretobeinlinewiththat-andinlinewiththis.-Uh-huh.我们已经松动了地面Andwe'veloosenedthegroundup,haven'twe?“我们”你可真会说话Wehav-"We"have?Yeah,"we"have.围栏全部安装好后Whenthefenceswereallup,我们很快发现我们又给自己制♥造♥了一个问题Wequicklydiscoveredwe,dgivenourselvesaproblem.等等我们想一想Hangon.1.etsthinkaboutthis.你可以打开那扇门吗？Ifyouopenthatone.好了Yep.好的所以我们必须先打开这扇我们得把这扇拆下来对吧？Right.Sowehavetoopenthisonefirst.Orwehavetotakethisoneoff.Dowe?好吧如果我们先打开这扇Well,ifweopenthisonefirst.-不对这.-我们搞砸了-No,it,s.-Wefuckedup.我知道那个畜栏不应该-1knowwedid.Itshould'vebeen.-Sotakethatoff.-所以把它拆掉一对知道了Yes.Exactly.尽管跌跌撞撞我们仍成功在卡莱布和杳理不在时Despitethesetbacks,though,wemanagedwithoutKaleborCharlie建好了畜栏tofinishthepens.然后我们不得不开始建猪舍Andthen,wehadtostartworkonthepighouses,其中有我最不喜欢的东西whichcamewithmyleastfavouritething：使用说明书aninstructionmanual.从这样到这样要30.Fromthistothisin30-?Fuckoff!30minutesmyarse.1.ook!-去你的要30分钟-什么那要放在那里就像这样-Thatgoesontherelikethat,yeah?-Oh,yeah?Okay.-对吧？-对好的这就像是宜家不过是给猪的It'sIKEA,butforpigs.对吗？Yeah?-Yeah.是的Yeah.那是在被涂过颜色的地方吗？Isthatonthe.whereit'spainted?好的完美-Okay.-Perfect.Er.-真烦人-是-Ohforfuck,ssake!-What?怎么？-没有门There'snodoor.-我们应该用那个那些要安在那儿-Weweresupposedtousethat.-Ohthosegothere.天啊)es