YoungSheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
Jt世上没人比我强壮JJNobodyelseisstrongerthanIamJJ昨天我移了一座山JJYesterdayImovedamountainJJ我相信我能当你的英雄JJIbetIcouldbeyourheroJJ我是个了不起的小家伙JJIamamightylittleman/J我是个了不起的小家伙JJ*Iamamightylittleman(少年谢尔顿早上好Goodmorning.你怎么开始喝咖啡了Sincewhendoyoudrinkcoffee?因为我昨天一晚上都没睡着SinceIdidn'tgetanysleeplastnight.真可怜亲爱的Aw,honey.是做噩梦了吗Baddreams?我倒希望是Iwish.但我是听了一晚上的男欢女爱Ihadtohearpeopledoingitallnight.你听到了吗Youheardthat?是的恶心死了Yes,anditwasdisgusting.对不起msorry.但你♥爸♥和我已经一整个夏天没见了It,sjustthatyourfatherand1wereapartallsummer.天啊我说的是曼蒂和小乔治Oh,myGod.IwastalkingaboutMandyandGeorgie.是哦Oh.Right.恶心你们也在搞吗Ew!Youweredoingit,too?这.不一样啊Well,it's.different.你♥爸♥和我结婚YourfatherandIaremarried,所以当我们春心萌动的时候sowhenwe're.amorous.我不想听这些好吗Idon'twanttohearaboutthis.早餐吃什么我鸡饿难耐哦What'sforbreakfast?Iamhungry.还是别了Nope.她在不爽什么墙太薄了What'sherproblem?-Thinwalls.她听到了曼蒂和小乔治SheheardMandyandGeorgie.你懂的Youknow.至少她没听见我俩的动静Atleastshedidn'thearus.你得跟你儿子谈谈Youneedtotalktoyourson.谈什么Aboutwhat?我不太能接受他和曼蒂mnotsuremcomfortablewithhimandMandy那么“亲近”beingintimate.他俩孩子都生了玛丽Theyhaveababy,Mare.现在才说这个是不是有点晚了You,realittlelatetotheparty.但现在他们住在我们家But,now,theyarelivingunderourroot而且他们还没正式结婚andtheyarestillnotmarried.又提这事Thisagain?我认真的这房♥子里还住着青少年Iamserious.Wehaveteenagerslivinginthehouse.他们这是树立了什么榜样Whatkindofexamplearetheysetting?你昨晚不也树立了同样的榜样Sameexampleyouweresettinglastnight.我们结婚rWearemarried.他们也订婚了Andthey'reengaged.那为什么一直拖着不结婚Well,whataretheywaitingfor?你问我有什么用.Whyareyouaskingme?我们得说说他们Wehavetosaysomething.或者我们也可以别多管闲事Orwemindourbusiness.这是罪乔治Itisasin,George.正如-*个好基♥督♥徒该做的那样我选择原谅他们AndlikeagoodChristian,Ichoosetoforgivethem.干杯Cheers.你俩换好衣服了吗Youtwodecent?嗯进来吧Yeah,comeonin.你好啊小天使Oh,hi,sweetgirl.她是不是吵了你们一晚上Shekeepingy'allup?没有她睡得挺安稳Oh,no,she'sagoodsleeper.这点遗传自我Shegetsthatfromme.所以你有什么事吗So,uh,what'sgoingon?我想来谈谈你们的婚礼Well,Iwanttotalktoyouaboutyourwedding.婚礼怎么了吗Uh,whataboutit?你们打算什么时候办婚礼When'sithappening?说实话在经历了龙♥卷♥风♥和搬家之后Well,honestly,sincethetornadoandmoving,我们还没怎么考虑过这件事wehaven,treallygivenitmuchthought.当然了这也可以理解Ofcourse,thatmakessense.那么不如现在考虑考虑吧So,let'sthinkaboutitnow.为什么突然这么急What'stherush?你们住在一起睡在一起还一起做Well,you'relivingtogether,sleepingtogether,doing.其他事情otherthingstogether.我就说你声音太大了Toldyouwewerebeingtooloud.我怕痒我忍♥不住mticklish,Ican'thelpit.行了我只是觉得如果你们要做那事Okay.1justthink,ifyou'regonnabedoingthat,就应该结婚youshouldbemarried.我怎么觉得结婚才是会让人失去激&heartsHW♥啊Ithoughtwhenyougotmarriedyoustopdoingthat.不事实上你别转移话题No,infact.Don'tchangethesubject.我来搬显示器和电脑你搬打印机llgetthemonitorandthecomputer,yougettheprinter.你们好啊-你好Hello.-Hello.别忘了拿调制解调器嗯Don'tforgetthemodem.-Mm.我还以为你在学校呢Ithoughtyouwereinschool.没错Oh,Iwas.埃文和我就是回来拿一下我的电脑EvanandIjustcameheretogetmycomputer.我猜这位就是埃文了mguessingthisisEvan.没错Yes.他是不是很棒Isn,thegreat?谢利我们在谈事情Uh,Shelly,we'rekindofinthemiddleofsomething.还没完吗我还以为谈完了呢Oh,still?Iwashopingweweredone.不还没谈完No,notdone.你把我们当空气就行就像我也把你们当空气Justpretendwe,renothere,asmdoingwithyou.她说的确实有道理Imean,shedoeshaveapoint.我们还有什么可拖的呢Whatarewewaitingfor?确实没必要再拖了Iguessnothing.那好啊Okay,then.我们赶快开始筹备婚礼-等等婚礼1.et'splanawedding.-Wait,awedding?那我是不是要当伴郎最棒的男人DoesthatmeanIhavetobethebestman?不谢尔顿No,Sheldon.好吧但我确实是最棒的Okay.ButIamthebest,我也是个男人听我的声音就知道andIamaman,justlistentomyvoice.好吧我同意做伴郎Okay,lldoit.我能参加吗-当然CanIcome?-Sure.不行不行No.-No.你好-宝贝女儿怎么突然回来了Hi.-Thisisanicesurprise.妈妈在吗Momaround?问这干什么Why?我不是来吵架的就是来通知你们关于婚礼的事mnotlookingforafight.1justhaveaweddingupdate.这话题我觉得你们还得吵Mm,soundslikefightingwordstome.爸-奥德丽Dad.-Audrey!曼蒂来了她说她不是来吵架的Mandy'shere.Shesaysshe'snotlookingforafight.你好阿曼达-你好妈妈Hello,Amanda.-Hi,Mom.感觉屋里气温都降了几度啊Justgetchillyinhereorwhat?我就是想告诉你们Justwantedyoubothtoknowthat,uh,小乔治和我下周五要在市政厅办婚礼GeorgieandIaregonnabegoingdowntoCityHallnextFriday,我希望你们能到场andIwashopingyou'dbethere.市政厅CityHall?你真的想在那里办婚礼吗Isthatreallywhatyouwant?那里确实不是我们的第一选择Well,it'snotourfirstchoice,但是在经历过龙&hearts能♥风♥之后but,youknow,afterthetornado,我们剩的钱只够租那里的场地了it'skindofallwecanafford.我们一定会到场Coursewe'llbethere.如果你想办个更盛大的婚礼我们可以出钱Ifyouwantabiggerwedding,we'llpayforit.什么我还以为What?I-Ithought我们大办婚礼会让你蒙羞youweretooembarrassedforustohaveabigwedding.抱歉我得我得去Excuseme,mj.mgonna,uh.我不想吵架Idon'twanttoargue.我只想参与进我外孙女的人生Ijustwanttobepartofmygranddaughter'slife,参与你的人生partofyourlife.还有小乔治的人生AndGeorgie's?如果盛大的婚礼能让你开心Andifabigweddingiswhat'sgonnamakeyouhappy,那我愿意出钱帮你办thenIwanttodothatforyou.好你有什么条件Okay,what'sthecatch?没有条件Nocatch.如果你想在市政厅办婚礼我也没意见AndifyouwanttogetmarriedatCityHall,that'sfine,too.爸妈今天好奇怪Dad,Mom,sbeingweird.我不在这mnothere.我只是Ijust.我只是想修复我们之间的关系Ijustwanttomakethingsrightbetweenus.好吧Okay.谢谢Thanks.所以现在该怎么办Sowhathappensnow?我不太习惯这样和你结束对话mnotusedtoendingaconversation通常你我总有一个会愤然离场whereoneofusdoesn'tstormout.拥抱一下怎么样Howaboutahug?好的Okay.确实很奇怪Oh,thatisweird.你们能出钱办婚礼真的很不错Yeah,itwasrealniceofyoutwotopayforthewedding.毕竟我们是女方家长嘛Well,youknow,parentsofthebride,这是传统-没错tradition.-Yeah.如果你们钱不够我们也可以出一部分Ifyouneedustohelpoutatall,wecankickin.不用我们付得起-那就好因为我们没钱No,wegotit-Good,'causewecan't.没事的我能挽着我女儿走红毯It'sokay.Igettowalkmydaughterdowntheaisle.这种体验千金不换-没错Can'tputapriceonthat.-Yeah.得知曼蒂和她妈妈和好了我很开心IwasrealhappytohearMandyandhermomaregettingalong.我也是Oh,me,too.我不会当着她们的面说这话Youknow,Iwouldn'tsaythistoeitherof'em,但她俩都有点.butthey'rebothalittle,uh.任性吗Willful?就当是任性吧Sure,let'sgowithwillful.我很高兴他们能拥有一场真正的婚礼msogladthey'rehavingarealwedding.我就是在市政厅办的婚礼IgotmarriedatCityHalL其实我一直有点后悔andvealwayskindofregrettedit.我们当时大办了一场Wewentallout.我在达拉斯特别定做了一件礼服IhadagownmadespecialinDallas还专门配了鞋withshoestomatch,和一顶帽槌镶水钻的白色牛仔帽andawhitecowboyhatwitharhinestonebrim.你当时一定很美Youmust'vebeensobeautiful.吉姆穿礼服了吗DidJimwearatux?可能穿了吧我不太记得了Probably.Idon'treallyremember.你觉得曼蒂会让我们帮忙选裙子吗DoyouthinkMandy1Illetushelpherpickoutadress?我希望会Ihopeso.之前她做电视气象女郎时WhenshewasaTVweathergirl,她穿的那些衣服夸张到你不敢相信youwouldn'tbelievetheoutfitsshewore.她看起来一定很漂亮啦Oh,msureshelookedcute.除非她是站在街角做天气预报Maybeifshewasdoingtheweatheronthestreetcorner.不至于吧Oh,my.去教堂结婚她肯定会穿得保守些Wen,I'msureshe'lldressmodestlyforchurch.他们会在教堂结婚对吧Theyarehavingachurchwedding,right?他们必须得在教堂结婚Oh,theyaredefinitelyhavingachurchwedding.这一点没得商量ThatisonethingIamnotbudgingon.很好这一点上我们统一战线Good,youandIarebothonthesamepagethere.实际h我已经找过多诺万神父父亲了Infact,IalreadytalkedtoFatherDonovan.他是你的父亲吗Uh,isthatyourfather?不他是我们的牧师No.He'sourpriest.所以你觉得他们应该在天主教堂结婚So,youthinkthey'regettingmarriedinaCatholicchurch?当然了我们是天主教♥徒♥Well,ofcourse,we'reCatholic.曼蒂说过你不怎么去教堂所以Well,Mandysaidthatyoudon'tgotochurchthatoften,so.你能有多虔诚嘛howCatholiccouldyoube?你这话真有意思That'safunnyquestion毕竟你可是离开了你的教会comingfromawomanwholeftherownchurch.我后来回去了Iwentback.并且And.我的孙女可不会是天主教♥徒♥mygranddaughterisnotgonnaberaisedCatholic.她得信仰耶稣而不是教皇She'sgonnaworshipJesus,notthePope.我们不信仰教皇Wedon'tworshipthePope.但你们给的钱让他买♥♥了辆豪车Welly,allsureboughthimaprettyfancycar.你想再来瓶啤酒吗Youwantanotherbeer?等等Hangon.好的Yes.你们办婚礼都不跳舞Youpeopledon'tevendance.那叫什么婚礼whatkindofaweddingisthat?婚礼是为了见证两个灵魂的结合Itisabouttheunionoftwosouls,又不是为了搔首弄姿notdoingthehokeypokey.乔治快乐的时光总是短暂的Well,George,itwasnicewhileitlasted.是的你多保重-好Yeah,youtakecareofyourself-Allright.至少比你们那不喝酒的招待会有趣多了Hellofalotmorefunthanareceptionwithnoalcohol.你们这群人就只知道喝酒That'sallyoupeoplecareabout,drinking.耶稣也喝酒啊Jesusdrankwine!那大概是因为御导忍♥受你们这种人Well,heprobablyhadtotoputupwithpeoplelikeyou!她竟然觉得她能掌控整场婚礼Shejustthinksshecantakeoverthewholewedding.毕竟是他们出的钱Well,theyarepayingforit.花钱就能买♥♥走丝丝的灵魂吗SotheycanjustbuyCeeCee1Ssoul?不不不你说得对No,no,no,you,reright.你怎么还吃得下饭Howcanyoubeeatingrightnow?我凌晨四点就起床烤肉rIwasupat4:00a.m.spritzingthisthing.来尝尝Comeon,trysome.我不饿mnothungry.你听起来很饿Yousoundhungry.好吧Fine.好吧是很好吃Okay,it'sdelicious,但这改变不了任何事butitdoesn'tchangeanything.好香啊Ooh,smellsgood.我爸妈呢Hey,wherearemyfolks?她做了什么Oh,what'dshedo?我不想让你们夹在中间为难I-Idon,twanttoputyouinthemiddle.那就好我赶紧盛-盘不然要被老爸吃光了Great.mgonnamakeaplatebeforeDadfinishesitall.什么我烤了十二斤肉呢What?I.There's14pounds.区区十二斤肉对你这大块头来说算什么We,resayingthesamething,bigboy.就是It,sjust.你妈妈想让你按她的想法办婚礼Yourmother'stryingtogetyoutodothingsherway,但是我andI.想让你按自己的想法办婚礼wantyoutohavetheweddingthatyouwant.你其实是想让我按你的想法办婚礼Whichwouldbetheweddingthatyouwant.万一我们想法一致呢Ordowewantthesamething?你有话直说吧玛丽Spititout,Mary.你妈妈坚持要让你们在天主教堂办婚礼YourmotherisinsistingthatyougetmarriedintheCatholicchurch.而你想让我们在浸信会教堂办婚礼AndyouwantustogetmarriedintheBaptistchurch.是有这个选项但你想选别的地方也行It,sanoption,butanywhereisfine.真的行吗Isit?但浸信会的婚礼不能喝酒跳舞吧Yeah,butyoucan'tdrinkanddanceataBaptistwedding.我跟你说话了吗WasItalkingtoyou?笨蛋Dumbass.只是在丝丝头上撒点水问题不大Ifsjustalittlewateronherhead,it'snotabigdeal.浸信会反对婴儿受洗当然Sure.这是你的婚礼她是你的孩子Ifsyourwedding,it,syourchild,如果你觉得没问题那我也没意见ifyouareokay,mokay.我觉得没问题mokay.那我也没意见Thenmalsookay.你好杰夫牧师Hi,PastorJeff.你现在能过来一趟吗Canyoucomeoverrightnow?我需要你拯救一个人的灵魂Ineedyoutosavesomeone'ssoul.谁的灵魂需要拯救Whosesoulneedssaving?是谢尔顿吗IsitSheldon?我一直在等待这一刻-不vebeenwaitingforthis.-No.我们仍然在为他祈祷We'restillprayingforhim.快进来我们时间不多Comein,wedon'thavemuchtime.怎么了-曼蒂和小乔治出门了What'sgoingon?-MandyandGeorgieareout,所以我希望我们能偷偷地soIwashopingthatmaybewecouldsneakin提前给丝丝完成洗礼anearlybaptismforCeeCee.你知道的我们不给婴儿施洗礼Youknowwedon'tdoinfantbaptism.我知道但我怕如果我们现在不做Yeah,yeah.Butmafraidthatifwedon'tdoitnow,丝丝最后会变成CeeCee,sgonnaendup.天主教♥徒♥Catholic.他们确实喜欢对小孩下手Theydolovetoget'emearly.好了快点吧Yes.Comeon.你是否愿意接受耶稣基♥督♥为你个人的救主DoyoutrustinJesusChristasyourpersonalLordandSavior?差不多等于“我愿意”了Closeenough.出于你的信仰我为你施洗It'sonyourprofessionoffaiththatIbaptizeyou以圣父圣子inthenameoftheFather,SonandtheHoly-亲爱的在学校过得怎么样Hey,sweetie.Howwasschool?你们在干什么What'sgoingonhere?我们在给丝丝洗头JustwashingCeeCee'shair.还要杰夫牧师帮忙吗WithPastorJeff?给婴儿洗头可费劲了Ittakesavillage.随便你们吧Whatever.赶紧继续Go,go,go,go.圣灵之名.andtheHolySpirit.阿门Amen.你们输了天主教♥徒♥Inyourface,Catholics.我在想Youknow,Iwasthinking,关于你婚礼上必须要有的旧物foryoursomethingold,你可以戴我当年的头纱youcouldwearmyveil.小乔治比我小11岁Youknow,Georgie's11yearsyoungerthanme.我觉得我自己就已经算老东西了I-IthinkIamthesomethingold.别担心Don'tworry.等他彻底秃头他看起来会比你老很多Whenhelosesallhishair,he'sgonnalookwayolderthanyou.多谢安慰Thanks.你会生气吗Hey,wouldyoubeupset如果我们不找多诺万神父主持婚礼ifwedidn'tgetmarriedbyFatherDonovan?那女的说服你去办浸信会的婚礼了吗DidthatwomanconvinceyoutogetmarriedBaptist?她说那不是邪教但我可不确定Shesaysit'snotacult,butI'mnotsosure.不不我们在想要不就不在教堂办了No,no.We'rejust-We,rethinkingmaybenochurch.你们吵来吵去小乔治和我其实并不在意It'sjustcausingfights,andGeorgieandIdon,treallycare.那丝丝呢你总得让她受洗吧WhataboutCeeCee?Aren'tyougonnagetherbaptized?我不知道Idon'tknow.等她再大一点如果她想受洗那就受洗Maybewhenshe'solder.Ifthat'swhatshewants.这是你的婚礼It,syourwedding.你开心我就开心Whatevermakesyouhappymakesmehappy.谢谢你妈妈这对我意义重大Thanks,Mom.Thatmeansalot.看那件毛衣你穿起来一定很好看1.ookatthatsweater.Thatwouldlooksogoodonyou.确实挺漂亮Actually,thatiscute.你应该进去试试Youshouldgotryiton.你真的这么想吗Youthinkso?当然了我来看着丝丝Yeah.llwatchCeeCee.我们去绕着公园溜达一圈We'llgodoalaparoundthepark.真的吗Really?给刷我的信♥用♥卡♥Here.Takemycreditcard.我来买♥♥单It'sonme.谢谢Thanks.我为你施洗以圣父IbaptizeyouinthenameoftheFatherr-andtheSon圣灵之名阿门andtheHolySpirit.Amen.阿门Amen.这点心意你收下Here'salittlesomethingforyou.真好吃Thisisdelicious.你两天前就该尝尝的Mm.Youshould'vetriedittwodaysago.我也想啊但那时我们离开了Iwantedto.But,instead,weleft.都过去了That'sallinthepast.没错把我们的想法强加给孩子真的太愚蠢了Right.Itwassillyofustoputourstuffontothekids.毕竟是他们自己的婚礼It,stheirwedding.婚礼就是会把每个人都逼疯Weddingsmakeeveryonecrazy.但婚礼也是爱的庆典：They'realsoacelebrationoflove.没错Sure.不管他们决定让丝丝信什么教都由他们决定Well,whatevertheydecidewithCeeCee,thatisuptothem.还要看主的安排AndtheLord.阿门Amen.阿门Amen,indeed.谢利你还好吗Shelly,everythingokay?我不好我的电脑和我的信任都遭到了背叛No,itisnot.Bothmycomputerandmytrusthavebeenbetrayed.好的现在家里有客人你的事之后再说吧Okay.Well,we-we'rewithcompanynow.Youcanfillusinlater.我不想故意卖♥♥关子破坏了你们的晚餐Iwon'truinyourdinnerwiththesuspense.埃文升级r我的电脑Evanupgradedmycomputer.那听起来很不错啊Oh.Thatsoundsnice.但他没有征求过我的同意Hedidn'tevenaskme.那电脑是不是更好了Isitbetter?这不是一回事什么样的人会瞒着物主It'sdifferent.Whatkindofpersontakessomething偷偷改造别人的东西啊thatdoesn'tbelongtothemandchangesitbehindtheirback?或许他认为Well,m-maybehethought这样做对你的电脑最有利呢hewasdoingthebestthingforyourcomputer.这是我的电脑应该由我自己来决定It,smycomputer.Itshouldhavebeenmydecision.我现在连想气呼呼地冲回自己房♥间都无房♥可归Idon'tevenhavearoomtostormoffto!他不会有事吧Hegonnabeokay?今晚不会Oh.Tonight,sure.但未来的漫漫人生不好说Bigpicture?我娶了个性感老婆还荣获了诺贝尔奖vegotahotwifeandaNobelPrize.我现在可谓人生赢家Iturnedoutfine.要帮忙吗Hey.Youneedahand?好啊谢谢你Oh.Yeah.Thankyou.你和我父母的关系好像缓和了一些Soundslikethingswentbetterwithmyparents.是的一切都挺好Yes.Allgood.之前我和你妈都太固执了Wewerebothbeingstubbornbefore.我知道让你放手并不容易Yeah,Iknowthisishard,but.谢谢你让我们自己来给孩子做决定thankyouforlettingusmakeourowndecisionsforourkid.你还好吧Youokay?没事没事Yeah,yeah.Mm.不过But,um.有件事要告诉你there,ssomethingyoushouldknow.丝丝CeeCee.今早不小心在这个水槽被水溅到了accidentallygotsplashedhereinthesinkthismorning.那又怎么样Sowhat?是杰夫牧师给她施洗时Uh,PastorJeffdidthesplashing用水溅湿她的whilehewasbaptizingher.我说完了That'sall.你敢相信吗Canyoubelieveit?她做出这种事我不意外啊mnotsurprisedshewoulddosomethinglikethis.不过你不用担心Butdon'tworry-我已经先下手为强rIwasonemoveahead.什么意思Whatdoesthatmean?意思是我外孙女的灵魂安全无恙Itmeansmygranddaughter'ssoulissafe.你做了什么Whatdidyoudo?这是我送你的那件毛衣吗IsthatthesweaterIboughtyou?真好看啊Oh,itlookssocute.你到底做了什么Whatdidyoudo?!我找人给她施洗了Ibaptizedher.你成熟一点吧Growup.我好像听见你们.当我不在ThoughtIheardyou-Okay.她们双双背着我们做这种事Andtheybothwentbehindourbacks.真是的Imean.你敢相信吗canyoubelievethat?我妈确实很虔诚Well,mymom'sprettyreligious,所以这么做也能理解sothatmakessense.难道你.Andyou'rejust.一点都不介意吗okaywiththis?这事有这么严重吗Isitthatbigadeal?他们不过是在丝丝头上撒了点水TheysprinkledsomewateronCeeCee'shead并叫上帝关照她andaskedGodtolookoutforher.有什么坏处吗Where'stheharm?真的还需要我给你说明这事的严重性吗DoIhavetoexplainittoyou?不用No.不过请您细细说来Butcouldyou?她们都没问过我们就擅自替我们的孩子做决定They'remakingdecisionsaboutourchildwithouttalkingtous.这完全不能接受啊That'stotallyunacceptable.我百分百同意你太过分了mrighttherewithyou.Notcool.那我们要怎么解决呢Okay,sowhatarewegonnadoaboutit?我会分别跟她们好好谈谈Well,mgonnatalktobothof'em明确表示不准再给丝丝施洗andmakeitrealclearthere'llbenomorebaptizing.此事不得再提Wearedonewiththat.我有时都忘了你有多幼稚无脑Iforgetsometimeswhatachildyouare.你说这种伤人的话时Youknow,whenyousayhurtfu
