UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我在太空很出名mfamousinspace.天才叔公牙仙劫案你一定很同意Surelyyoumustagree苏格拉底对柏拉图产生了深远影响withtheinfluenceSocrateshadonPlato.并非如此Onthecontrary据亚里士多德本人记载itwasAristotlehimselfwhoproclaimed苏格拉底曾倡导Socrateswasanexponent通过研究自然世界寻求普遍形式Ofdiscoveringformsthroughinvestigationofthenaturalworld而柏拉图whereasPlato-格斯先生Mr.Gus!格斯先生出事了Mr.Gus!Wegotaproblem!披萨史蒂夫失踪了PizzaSteve'smissing!多大点事啊Sowhat,stheproblem?我说真的格斯先生mserious,Mr.Gus!披萨史蒂夫你在哪兄弟Oh,PizzaSteve,whereareyou,buddy?!我的小小神奇油腻腻披萨Mylittlegreasywonderslice!你在里面吗Youinhere?披披史蒂蒂Pete-seesquee-zee?快现身吧奶酪小不点Showyourseltmylittlecheesymunchkin!他也不在里面He,snotinhere,either!露营车到处都找了个遍I'velookedeverywhereintheRV还是完全找不到andhewasnowheretobefound!然后我就进了他卧室ThenIwentintohisbedroom看到了一些不详的征兆andIsawsomeominoussigns.不详的征兆是吧Ominoussigns,huh?危险警告高压小心注意安全生物危害披萨挺不详的对吧格斯先生Prettyominous,right,Mr.Gus?别闹了C'mon.他肯定就在附近msurehe,saroundheresomewhere.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve?格斯先生快看Mr.Gus!Look!我又发现一处线索Iseeanotherclue!跟我来Followme!抗菌漱口水一瓶用光的漱口水Anemptybottleofmouthwash!快看这个1.ookatthis!什么东西Whatisthis?那肯定是头皮屑mprettysurethat,sdandruff.格斯先生我在思考Mr.Gus!mthinking!可能是可能是Maybe.Maybe.跟我怀疑的一个样JustasIsuspected.是仙子头皮屑It,sfairydandruff!快看Andlook!头皮屑一路通向墙上.的大洞里It'sleadingtoaholeinthewall!绑匪一定带着披萨史蒂夫走这里跑了Thekidnappermust'veescapedthroughherewithPizzaSteve!好像还确实有古怪Isupposethatisalittlepeculiar.闪光的羽毛Aglitteryfeather仙子头皮屑漱口水fairydandruffandmouthwash?没错Ofcourse!只有一个人会这样There'sonlyonepersoncapableofdoingthis!我的天啊你说得对Oh,mygosh,you'reright!是小奇迹It,sTinyMiracle!有人提到Didsomebodysay"你这禽兽Youmonster!把披萨史蒂夫怎么了WhatdidyoudowithPizzaSteve?!我本来还那么信任你TothinkIcouldtrustyou!不是他天才叔公Nothim.UncleGrandpa!我是想说牙仙子ImeanttheToothFairy!牙仙子TheToothFairy?!怎么不早说Whydidn'tyousayso?抱歉小奇迹Sorry,TinyMiracle.没事天才叔公Noproblem,UncleGrandpa.我会记着的llrememberthis.可是得怎么找到牙仙子格斯先生ButhowdoyoufindtheToothFairy,Mr.Gus?我还是捡起来这张纸mjustgoingtotakethispieceofpaper上面写着“牙仙子一周计划表”的thatsays"theToothFairy'sWeeklyPlanner"牙让我一拂解千愁andblowmysorrowsaway!能不能给我Wouldyougivemethat?!上面写Accordingtothis周天放松周一买♥♥牙刷周二绑♥架♥披萨史蒂夫她的明晚的下一站是老虎的房♥间hernextstopisTiger'sroomtomorrownight.周三取虎牙周四美甲周五对披萨史蒂夫用刑周六数钱取虎牙得利用牙仙子对牙齿的热爱WeneedtocapitalizeontheToothFairy'sloveofteeth!我好像有办法了AndIthinkIknowjustthething.我的背Myback!我闻到底下有牙齿的香气1thinkIsmellteethunderthere!抗菌漱口水看看有什么呢Andwhatdowehavehere?你们两个好大颗1.ookatthesizeofyoutwo!你们肯定是我见过最大的牙齿了You'vegottobethebiggestteethI'veeverlaideyeballson!快到妈妈这来Cometomama!真是大发现Whatafind!跟你的新家人打招呼吧巨型门牙们Sayhellotoyournewfamily,myjumboincisors.安心休息吧Resteasynow.安全了Thecoastisclear.趁她还没回来马上行动Webettermoveourbehindsbeforeshecomesback.行该来给屁♥股♥动一动了You'reright!Timetomoveourbehinds!在动了mmovingit!好不好看格斯先生How'sthis,Mr.Gus?行不行Isthisokay?天才叔公别闹了UncleGrandpa!No!我说的是要快点去找披萨史蒂夫ImeantwebetterhurryupandfindPizzaSteve趁牙仙子没回来快进快出beforetheToothFairycomesback!没错You'reright!披萨史蒂夫你在吗PizzaSteve,youhere?!这地方害我神经过敏Thisplacesuregivesmetheheebiejeebies.这个好像披萨史蒂夫的墨镜TheselooklikePizzaSteve'ssunglasses!天才叔公快看这个Hey,UncleGrandpa,checkthisout!看我更好Betteryet,checkmeout!叫我长牙叔公JustcallmeTuskyGrandpa.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!一定要保持专注Weneedtostayfocused,man!披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve?小史蒂文1.ittleSteven?你在吗Youinhere?找我♥干♥什么小鬼CanIhelpyou,buster?披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve?!牙线在吗Hello?这是我想的那个东西吗IsthiswhatIthinkitis?就是Indeeditis.货真价实实实在在的牙齿陷阱Anhonest-to-goodness,real-lifetoothytrap.建议你先习惯里面的生活Andyou'dbettergetusedtoit因为我们肯定没法逃回家becausethereain'tnowaywe'regettinghome.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!你还活着You'realive!我好担心Iwassoworried!最好给我好好解释是怎么回事Youbetterhaveagoodexplanationforthis.我应该可以解释IbelieveIcantellyou!全都要感谢你们油滋滋的小朋友Youcanthankyourlittlegreasyfriend!他多年都往枕头底下放假牙好骗我钱He,sbeenfoolingmeintogivinghimmoneyforyearsbyputtingfaketeethunderhispillow!牙仙子TheToothFairy!终r见面了Atlastwemeet!交给我Igotthis!牙仙子终于见面了TheToothfairy!Atlastwemeet.披萨史蒂夫怎么可以偷牙仙子的钱PizzaSteve,howcouldyoustealfromtheToothFairy?!兄弟们Bros!我都不知道她在胡说八道什么Idon'tknowwhatshe'stalkingabout!是吗那这个怎么说Oh,really?Thenhowdoyouexplainthis?桌游这只是一大堆白色石头串而已Thisisjustabunchofwhiterocksonastring!有那东西合情合理There'salogicalexplanationforthat.这个好像是块木头Andthislookslikeawoodlog!还真是木头Itisawoodlog!那个小骗子Thatlittletrickster老是往枕头底下放这么些东西wasputtingthoseitemsunderhispillow还涂白了冒充牙齿paintingthemwhiteandtryingtopassthemoffasteeth!不害臊披萨史蒂夫Shameonyou,PizzaSteve.真是的C,mon!要好处又没啥大不了对吧Youcan'tblameaguyforwantingagooddeal,canyou?而且你想想看Andwhenyouthinkaboutit我这可是在帮助牙仙子IwasdoingtheToothFairyafavor每年都给个不一样的东西bygivinghersomethingdifferenteveryyear.我都把它当大好事Iseeitasagooddeed.是吗俗话说得好Doyou?Andyouknowwhattheysay.好心没好报Nogooddeedgoesunpunished!至于你们两个Asforyoutwo擅闯仙子家属于亵渎神话trespassingonfairypropertyisamythicaloffense.为了惩罚你们欺诈我Thepriceyouthreewillpayfortrickingme偷我东西擅闯我家stealingfromme,trespassingonmyproperty你们得进地F咔咔虫willbe.TheGroundClacker!来自最深腐烂根管的脓肿Fromtheabscessesofthedeepestrottenrootcanal我召唤你咔咔虫Isummonthee,Clacker!就不能好好解决吗Can'tweworkthisout?!不见得1don'tthinkso!准备好迎接你们的末日吧Nowpreparetomeetyourend怎么了牙仙子Somethingwrong,ToothFairy?都是坐骨神经痛害的It'sthisdarnsciatica!让我好几百年来都生不如死It,sbeenthedeathofmeforhundredsofyears!我懂你的意思Iknowwhatyoumean.我自己都好几百岁了Beingamultiplecentenarianmyself身体也是各种痛都有vedevelopedallkindsofachesandpains.痛起来就特希望AndwhenIdo,Isurewish有人可以帮我减轻疼痛someonewouldgivemesomerelief.抱团开会Grouphuddle!牙仙子小姐MissToothFairy,ma'am我应该有办法可以帮你IthinkIknowawaywecanhelpyou.真的吗什么办法Really?How?告诉你办法你会不会保证IfItellyou,doyoupromise原谅披萨史蒂夫放我们走呢toforgivePizzaSteveandletusgo?会的会的Yes!Yes!能让我舒服点都行Anythingtoalleviatemywretchedstate!多谢你们了Ican'tthankyouenough,boys.用你们牙齿做的紧身胸衣Thiscorsetmadeoutofyourteeth正好可以减轻我的疼痛istheperfectcureformycondition!这牙布置得显得我身材都特有型Thedentalarrangementreallycontoursmyfigurenicely!对不对Don'tyouthink?这卜我们两清了Well,Ibelievethistradesquaresusup.这样来日长牙见Andwiththat,Ibidyouagoodtooth-a-loo!事情圆♥满♥解决Iguessthat,sthat.没错牙龈挺疼的Yep,itwasapaininmygums.不过好在终于两清了Butmgladwefinallygottostrikeadeal.更不用说我还赚到rNottomention,Ireallymadeoutinthetrade!话是这么说IfIdosaysomyself.真帅啊叔公1.ookin'good,UncleG!兄弟们从现在起Bros,fromthismomentforward我保证再也不骗人了Ipromisetoneverdoublecrossanyoneagain!披萨史蒂夫知错了PizzaStevehasfoundtheerrorofhisways!你真是太淘气了披萨史蒂夫You'vebeenaverynaughtyboy.PizzaSteve!你快把我放袜子里的礼物还回来Ibelieveit'stimeyougivemebackmystockingStuffers!话说太早了MaybeIspoketoosoon.你眨眼了Youblinked!天啊情况很不妙Oh,boy,thisdoesn'tlookgood.患者的白细胞样子很奇怪Thepatient'swhitebloodcellslooksuperweird.天才叔公医生Dr.UncleGrandpa你胡子跑显微镜底下去了yougotyourmustachecaughtupunderthemicroscope.黄油刀快ButterKnife.Stat.钳子Clamp.好东西That'sthegoodstuff.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!超黏胶带Thesuperstickytape!先等一下叔公Oneminute,UncleG.我在刷约会软件看超辣相亲对象mswipingthroughsomepippin'hotmatchesonthissweetdatingapp.胶带给我Givemethetape!这胶带真是超黏Iwasn'tkiddingaboutthesuperstickypart.天才叔公他快救不回来了UncleGrandpa,Ithinkwe,relosinghim!别怕Donotfear!因为我天才叔公医生BecauseltDr.UncleGrandpa宣誓维护希波克拉底誓言的道德标准sworetoupholdtheethicalstandardsoftheHippocraticoath希波克拉底誓言：医者之誓从医人员入学第一课要学的重要内容尽己所能治疗病患andtreatthesicktothebestofmyability.披萨史蒂夫麻烦你Now,PizzaSteve,please.那一大袋酸奶油给我Givemethelumpybagofsourcream.医川级酸奶油拜托成功拜托成功拜托成功Pleasework,pleasework,pleasework!就这么完了吗Is.Isthatit?全都结束:了天才叔公It'sover.UncleGrandpa.我还是很饿mstillhungry.我都饿坏mstarving.我也是Metoo.去买♥♥热狗吧1.et'sgethotdogs.我看到街边开了家新店Isawanewplaceopenedupdownthestreet.安息卷饼真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
