TrevorNoah：WhereWasI《特雷弗·诺亚：说到哪了（2023）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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umadeittoIndia."他说:“那就是印度”He,slike,"ItsIndia."他们说:“我认为不是印度"他说是印度"They'relike,"Idon'tthinkit'sIndia."He'slike,"It,sIndia."他至死都拒绝承认他也许并没有Hediedrefusingtoacknowledgethepossibility去到印度thathenevermadeittoIndia.我的朋友们不仅如此他从来就没有踏足美国Notonlythat,myfriends,heneversetfootinAmerica,从来都没有ever.没有Ever.可是在美国居然有一个公众节目Andyet,hehadapublicholiday是以他的名字namedafterhim命名的inAmerica.我的朋友们这个励志故事That,myfriends,istheinspiringstory告诉了我们白人男性能离谱到什么程度ofhowwhitemencanfailup.你们知道要有何等自信才能那样一错到底吗？Doyouknowhowmuchconfidenceyouhavetohavetopullthatoff?没别的人有那种自信那是白人男性特有的Nobodyelse.Thatiswhitemanconfidence.谁都没有那种迷之自信Nobodyelsepossessesthatlevelofconfidence.走错了方向到了计划以外的地方Gothewrongway.Endupinthewrongplace.叫错r当地人的名字居然还言之凿凿'我是对的Callthewrongpeoplethewrongnameandbelike,mright."给我设个纪念日”"Givemeaholiday.'1这真是没谁了Nooneelsecandothat.我们都应该追求那种程度的自信Thatisthelevelofconfidenceweshouldallaspireto,白人男的那种自信水平女人可不会被那么惯着iswhitemanlevelsofconfidence.Womencouldn,tpullthatoff.如果女人说:我要沿错误的航线绕世界一圈”Ifawomansaid,"llsailthewrongwayaroundtheEarth."他们肯定会说“烧死她她是个女巫！”They'llbelike,"Burnher.She,sawitch!"你们觉得有色人种能被那么惯着吗？Youthinkpeopleofcolorcouldpullthatoff?黑人能吗？哇真的假的？YouthinkBlackpeoplecould?Wow,really?黑人走错了方向还能绕地球航行一圈1.ikehewasgonnasailaroundtheworldthewrongwayaround.去到他们不应该去的地方Gettotheplacethey,renotsupposedtobe.搞不好早就因“非法侵入罪”被抓了Probablygetarrestedfortrespassing.“你在这里干什么？”1.ike,"Whatareyoudoinghere?"“是我错了我以为我是在去印度的路上"Mybad,IthoughtIwasgettingtoIndia."是我错了我道歉Mymistake,Iapologize-我也不知道自己脑子抽什么风"Man,Idon,tknowwhatIwasthinking."“我们绝不该开着船四处转悠绝对不会有好结果"Weshould'venevermessedwithships.Itneverturnsoutgood."我道歉对不起"Iapologize.Iapologize,man."不会再发生这种事了”"Thiswon'thappenagain."一个民族为什么要埋葬自己的历史？Whywouldyouwannaburyyourhistory?历史能带给我们许多快乐和经验教训IThere'ssomuchjoyandsomuchtolearn.对吧？Youknow?感觉美国正朝着那个方向发展ItfeelslikeAmericaismovinginthatdirection.美国越来越少谈历史越来越不注重历史背景Itwantslessandlessofitshistory,lessandlesscontext.看看教科书就知道了Youlookwhat,shappeningwithtextbooks.有些地方比如佛罗里达州他们想禁用教科书PlaceslikeFlorida,theywannabantextbooks或删除教科书中有关奴隶制的章节orcutoutthepartsofthetextbooksthathaveslaveryinthebooks.现在有些父母提出这种要求他们说Andnowparentsarefighting.They'relike,“删掉关于奴隶制的内容那些内容让孩子们很难过”"No,no,taketheslaveryout.It'smakingthekidsfeelbad."别的父母则坚持保留有关奴隶制的内容Otherparentsarelike,"Keeptheslaveryin."因为那能教育下一代"Itteacheschildren."他们斗得很激烈我感到很不解Andthey'refightingbackandforth.mlike,"Why?',他们根本不需要争吵Youdon'tneedtobefightingabout.没有人应该为这种事争吵Nooneshouldbefightingaboutthis.孩子们根本就不看教科书Kidsdon'treadtextbooks.他们看TikTokTheywatchTikTok.现在想要影响孩子们得通过TikTok来进行Ifyouwannagettothekids,that'swhereyougottabe.说实话我不认为有关教科书的争论是个大问题llbehonestIdon'tthinkthattextbookthingislikearealissue.我感觉它属于那种人为炒作起来的问题Ifeellikeit,soneofthosemanufacturedissues这种事在美国经常发生那些问题会激怒人们thatoftenhappensinAmericathatgetspeopleriledup让他们暴跳如雷andgetsthemfiredup,为一些根本就不是问题的问题争论不休fightingaboutsomethingthatwasneveranissuetobeginwith.我这么说因为我真心这么认为Isaythisbecausethat'shonestlywhatIbelieve.我感觉在美国的政客非常善于IfeellikeinAmerica,politicianshavedoneareallygoodjob蛊惑美国人让他们为了一些oftrickingAmericansintofightingaboutissues根本就不是问题的问题而争吵thatwereneveranissuetobeginwith,目的是转移他们的注意力让他们忽视真正的问题sothatyoudon'tpayattentiontotheissuesthatactuallyare.对吧？Youknow?如果你们为了教科书里的内容而争吵Ifyou'refightingaboutwhat'sinatextbook,就会忽略真正的现实通货膨胀已经失控youdon'tpayattentiontothefactthatinflationisoutofcontrol.房♥租居高不下Youdon'tpayattentionthatrentsareoutofcontrol.人们住不起房♥Peoplecannotaffordtoliveanywhere.工资跑不赢通胀Salarieshaveneverkeptupwithinflation.企业偷走了员工数十亿美元Corporationsstealbillionsandbillionsofdollars却不需要承担任何后果fromtheiremployeeswithnoramifications.你们会忽视这些现实问题Youdon'tpayattentiontoanyofthat.你们会关注那些抓人眼球能轻松跟上的话题Youpayatt