TheSimpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

辛普森一家第三十五季第三集马姬七点晚饭八点贴贴八点零五吃比萨快点回家车不错Nicecar.这么巧的吗Whataretheodds?呼叫忽略耍帅应急油条保险价值羊奶不想死就躲开Hey,moveitorloseit!家里没吃的了There'snofoodleft,狗还被臭鼬喷了andthedoggotsprayedbyaskunk.我一天都在想什么呢D,oh!Stupidimagination.为什么非得现在去见新邻居Oh,whydowehavetomeetthenewneighborsnow?橄榄球的季前赛正播出呢It'stheNFLpreseason.先发队员会打满上半场的Thestarterswillbeplayingforthewholefirstquarter.我们必须得赶在老邻居八卦之前Wehavetomeetthenewneighbors认识一下新邻居beforetheyhearaboutusfromtheoldneighbors.我在这里朋友是很多的Hey,Ihavefriendsinthisneighborhood.有那个我总是从他家草坪抄近道的兄弟There'stheguywhoselawnIusedasashortcut,还有那个邮箱把我车撞了的哥们theguywhosemailboxcrashedintoourcar,还有万圣节糖巨难吃的奶奶andMrs.BadHalloweenCandy.知道我的糖难吃Ifmycandyissobad,你还拿那么多whyyoutakesomuchofit?以前认识的人已经来不及修补关系了1.ook,thepeoplewhoknowusarealostcause,但新来的人还不认识咱们butthesenewpeopledon,tknowus,所以必须得给他们留个好印象soitisreallyimportanttometomakeagoodimpression.别担心妈妈我的屁♥股♥已经洗净了Oh,don'tworry,Mom,mybuttisclean适合见人andreadytobeseen.安妮布莱克本幸会AnneBlackburn.Charmed.欢迎光临你没生气吗You'renotupset?不会的我是塞耶No.I'mThayer.能逃离城市Sohappytoleavethecity见一见真实的人真好andbearoundrealpeople.对呀Uh,yes!我是马姬这是侯默mMarge,andthisisHomer.真是太久没有给新来的邻居It'sbeensolongsinceImadeabasket做欢迎花篮了forpeoplemovingin.可惜你被吓跑了这镇子真不错没想到1.ovethistown.Can'tbelieveithas竟然有三家甜甜圈店threeLardLadlocations.有一家是警♥察♥专供的警告你别乱来Uh,oneofthoseispoliceonly,sobackoff,pal.师♥傅♥你是做什么工作的So,whatdoyoudo?肯定是让我看起来Somethingthatmakesme一事无成的那种工作looklikeanothing,Ibet.没有我是专卖♥♥跑车的Ha.Iownasportscardealership店在春田镇北边有空来看看innorthSpringfield.Hey,dropbyanytime.塞耶布莱克本兰瞰基尼我刚刚白日梦梦到了这车Ijusthadafantasyaboutthiscar.还有迪克范戴克AndDickVanDyke.朋友到时候让我Well,myfriend,perhapsIcould给你介绍介绍setyouupwithsomething.那车太贵了吧而且我们还在Thosecarsareexpensive,andwe'restillpayingoff按揭还新厨具的钱mynewspatula.其实大多数人不会买♥♥我无所谓Look,mostpeopledon,tbuy.Idon'tcare.就过来看看溜达溜达Justpopinforalook,stretchout,一个跟我们在前座调试一下防盗措施chugasmartwaterinthefrontseatonus.我能试驾吗CanIgetatestdrive当着以前高中同学的面infrontofeveryone1wenttohighschoolwith?当然可以Ofcourse.哟吼手劲儿还挺大Whoa-ho,that'squiteagrip.瞧见没马姬天天掐娃是有好处的See,Marge?Stranglingtheboyhaspaidoff.开玩笑而已我已经不再那么干了Justkidding.Idon'tdothatanymore.时代变了Timeshavechanged.你打匹克球吗Hey,doyouplaypickleball?是那个类似网球但是不用跑的游戏不Isthatthegameliketennisbutyoudon'thavetorun?你当然还是得稍微挪一挪的Well,youdohavetomovealittle.那我不玩-好可惜Thenno.-Aw,that,stoobad,因为我打的地方有个贼牛批的'causewhereIplay,there'sthisgreat冰激凌店就在街对我玩icecreamplaceacrossthest.-min!周六两点我开车Saturdayat2:00.1willdrive.趁着男人们出去鬼混了马姬Andwhiletheboysarehangingout,Marge,要不要来场马杀鸡howaboutamassage?当然但我得说一句Sure,butIhavetowarnyou,我的手指没那么有力myfingersaren'tthatstrong.不是啦我们去马杀鸡No,no,wegetmassages顺便透过脸洞一起聊聊天我请客whilewechatthroughthefaceholes,mytreat.听着伙计如果你是想搬进这个社区1.isten,pal,ifyou,removingintothisneighborhood,有件事我得提醒你一下thereisonethingvegottowarnyouabout.大家伙们日安安呀我给新人们Howdily-doodily.Ibroughtbibles带来了圣经forthenewarrivals.那个蠢蛋是谁Who,sthatstupidguy?这就对了Exactly.如果你正在被霸凌Ifyou'rebeingbullied,谨记一切都会好起来的justknowitwillgetbetter.会好起来的Itwillgetbetter.等你老了点让自己变有钱Andwhenyou'reolder,getrich然后把他们的自尊使劲扯出来andwedgietheiregos.一切都会好起来虽然你会变秃头没有人可以霸凌我让我不再筋凌Nobodytriestobullymeintonotbullying.疼我只是想跟你击个掌而已谈OwlIwasjusttryingtogiveyouahighfive.呆子Nerd!礼堂不再霸凌教授你教会了我一堂重要的课Professor,you'vetaughtmeaveryimportantlesson.成年人也会是呆子Adultscanbenerds,too.呆子-我要告老师Nerd!-mtelling.太晚了Ah.Toolate.干得漂亮内尔森Goodone,Nelson.别告诉我♥干♥得如何Don'ttellmewhat'sgood.别担心苗浩斯那场讲座教会我Don'tworry.Milhouse,thatassemblytaughtme应该干什么justwhattodo.内尔森我明白你也在挣扎Nelson,Iunderstandthatyou'restruggling,too.没错我在挣扎That'sright,Iamstruggling.怎么让你来一趟喷泉之旅withyourlackoffountainrides.*你的内♥裤♥湿哒哒*Youwetyourpants*巴仔内♥裤♥湿哒哒*Bartwethispants.*你继续灌水You,keepthewatercoming.剩下的人发视频Therestofyou,postvideo.不要竖屏要横屏不然每人都来一轮Notvertical,landscape,oryou'llallgetit他比以往更坏了He'sworsethanever.我的报告让每所学校的恶霸都更坏了Mypresentationshavemadebulliesworseineveryschool.我们本希望这次会不一样Wehopedthistimewouldbedifferent.口育这可咋整Oy.Nowwhat?尼尔森干的他真的失控了ItwasNelson.He'sreallyoutofcontrol.注意了学生们Attention,students.请留意Bewarned.疼我集邮用的手臂0w!Mystamp-collectingarm.我觉得我应该知道帮你的办法IthinkImightknowawaytohelpyou.你要怎么帮我对付恶霜Howareyougonnahelpmewithabully?就是啊丽莎Yeah,Lisa.你甚至不会踩死一只虫子Youcan'tevensquishabug.可怜的虫子Thatpoorbug.是葡萄干Itwasaraisin.可怜的葡萄干Thatpoorraisin.它就不该离开弗雷斯♥诺♥市ItnevershouldhaveleftFresno.菲尼亚斯Q奶油冰激淋你可能没看出来Youprobablycouldn'ttell,我以前没打过球butveneverplayedbefore.其实等一下1.Um.-Holdon.好吧你吃匹克球的时候Allright,Istartedtosuspect我就开始怀疑了侯默whenyoutriedtoeatthepicklebalLHomer.不是食物就不该叫作食物名字Nothingshouldbenamedfoodthatisn'tfood.我喜欢跟直率的人玩Well,Ilovehangingoutwithsomeonesostraightforward.悄悄跟你说我在工作中Confidentially,inmybusiness,见过太多虚伪和欺骗Imeetalotoffraudsandphonies.我讨厌骗子Ihatephonies.至少假装讨厌因为这样很酷AtleastIpretendtobecauseIthinkit'scool.所以你为什么对我感兴趣Sowhyareyouinterestedinme?是为了卖♥♥给我一辆我买♥♥不起的车吗IsittosellmeacarIcan'tafford?不是我不喜欢那样侯默No,mnotlikethat,Homer.这些车不愁卖♥♥Thesecars,theysellthemselves.我就是想当你朋友Ijustwanttobeyourfriend.这个.Well,uh.我相信你Ibelieveyou.我能开它吗CouldIdriveit?侯默-你说Homer?-Yes?准备好开启你的人生之旅了吗Areyoureadyfortherideofyourlife?从生下来那一刻就准备好了Iwasbornready.然后有好长一段时间又失去兴趣了ThenIlostinterestforalongtime.但我现在准备好了Butmreadynow.别担心Now,noworries.每辆兰I®叽尼都配有一桶胖子润滑油EachLambugginicomeswithatubofFatsogrease.试试Justgottoapplyit.侯默很显然Well,don,tlooknow,Homer,你已经成了兰喷一族butyoujustbecameaIamboman.拜托了我这种废物吗不可能的Comeon,aloserlikeme?Never.我会把一瓶正宗兰瞰叽尼酒Hey,now,wouldIgivealoser送给一个废物吗abottleofgenuineLambugginiwine?兰I®叽尼酒我才不会Iwouldnot车里还存酒Winefromacar?Whoa.侯默你可别打什么主意Don'tyoubegettingnofancyideas,Homer.你要是想喝只能来老谋子这Youwanttosucklebooze,youcometoMamaMoe.这个车能感觉到Uh,thecarcansensethat你现在有个不愉快的想法you'rehavinganunpleasantthought.别啊别开窗通风Oh,no,notfreshair!你为什么对我这么好Whyareyoubeingsonicetome?因为我喜欢你侯默你是邻居Well,Ilikeyou,Homer.Youlivenextdoor,我们都爱我们的房♥子andweloveourhouse.就是需要调整一下Justneedsafewtweaks.调整调整调整Tweaks,tweaks,tweaks,tweaks,tweaks.我真的希望咱俩能成为朋友And,uh,Ireallywantustobefriends.我也想相信你Well,Iwanttobelieveyou.我理解你心里也在打鼓Allright,Iunderstand.You'renotsure.但有别的人可正准备当我的兄弟呢Butthereisanotherguywhodoeswanttobemybuddy.别的选择真的吗Anotheroffer?Isitserious?他已经周♥旋♥有一段时间了Oh,yeah.He'sbeencirclingforawhile.我说五点前给他回复Isaiddgetbacktohimby5:00.好好好朋友是吧我什么都签Okay,okay,friendsitis.11signanything.你已经成为了我的兰I®哥YoujustbecamemyIambro.我没懂Idon'tgetit.好了马姬谁还在乎莱尼和卡尔Well,Marge,youcanhaveyourLennysandyourCarls,只配开小破车的小矮子们littlemenwithpunycarstomatch.我找到了一个新朋友Ifoundanewfriend.明天我会和安妮一起吃午饭AndtomorrowAnneandIaregonnalunch.我现在会把名词当动词用了Iusethatasaverbnow.*但你得有朋友*Butyougottohavefriends*感觉如此*Thefeeling'sohso.*春田警局警长你不打算拦下他们吗Hey,Chief,aren,tyougonnapullhimover?凭什么拦就凭这辆Really?InthisDodgeCharger已经走了42万公里的待报废道奇吗with260,000miles?何况催化转换器Withacatalyticconverter也已经被偷了that'sbeingstolenaswespeak?拿到了Gotcha.*因为你得有朋友*'Causeyougottohavefriends*朋友*Friends*就是这样*That,sright,you,oh,you,yeah,you*我说你得有一些*Isaidyougottahavesome*朋友*Friends*敬最真挚的一种友谊Tothetruestkindoffriendshipthereis:夫妻间的友谊Couplesfriendship.夫妻间的友谊Couplesfriendship.为什么我们就做不到那样Whyaren'tWefriendslikethat?是因为你是医生而我失业了吗Isitbecauseyou,readoctorandmoutofwork?不是因为我们根本不是一桌子的No,it'sbecausewe'renotevendiningtogether.你只是把你的桌子离我们近了点而已Youjustslidyourtableclosertous.好吧我走就是了但可以拿点你们的面包吗Allright,llgo,butcanIhaveyourbread?柯克别再说了Kirk,please.闭嘴拿点黄油来Shutup.Grabthebutter.马姬我能睡在这边吗Marge,canItakethissideofthebed?我想离我们的新邻居近一点Iwanttobeclosertoournewneighbors.我理解Iunderstand.他们在搞装♥修♥They'redoingaReno.你知道他们准备搞装♥修♥吗Didyouknowthey'redoingaReno?他确实提过Well,hedidmentionsomething,我可能也签署了一些东西andImighthavesignedsomething,但不是全屋拆卸重装butit'snotacompletetear-down.好吧好吧Okay.Okay.他会留一个壁橱用于减免利得税He,sleavinguponeclosetfortaxpurposes.你能小声点吗女士我们IE在努力工作Hey,youwanttokeepitdown,lady?We'retryingtoworkhere.西语这份合同规定我们应该五点开始ElContratoquefrmardecaequedebelamosempezaralascinco.别跟我说这些复杂的施工专用语Don'tgivemeyourtechnicalconstructiontalk.这要花多长时间Howlongisthisgonnatake?西语很难说变数很多Esdiffcildedecir,haymuchasvariables.西语到底有多少变数ZCUantaSvariables?西语完蛋了她竟然会说西语Ellahablaespanol!所以他并不是想卖♥♥♥车♥Sohewasn'ttryingtosellyouacar.他是想骗你同意他搞装♥修♥Hewastryingtotrickyouintoagreeingtoallofthis.什么不可能怎么会不What?No.What?No.What?!不敢相信一个汽车销♥售♥员竟然会骗人Ican'tbelieveacarsalesmanwouldlietome.你倒不必这么激烈地朝我吐槽扔砖头Well,youdon'thavetohitmewithatonofbricks.下面小心1.ookoutbelow!不要取笑我老妹Oh,don'tmakefunofme,Lis.我真的很害怕内尔森msoafraidofNelson,mgonnause我要走幼儿园入口了thekindergartenentrance.天啊我真想念幼儿园Oh,man,Imisskindergarten,每天只用上半天课whenallthedayswerehalf牛奶都是巧克力味的andallthemilkwaschocolate.把午饭钱给我Givemeyourlunchmoney.你们为什么会需要午餐钱Whydoyouneedlunchmoney?你们回家吃饭Youguysgohomeforlunch.吃敬酒Wecandothistheeasyway,还是吃罚酒orwecandoittheeasyway.没错我们是幼儿恶霸That'sit.We'rekindergarteners.我们可以正常进校门Wecanusetheregularentrance.小霸王不会再找你麻烦rIdon'tthinkMr.NelsonMuntzwillbebotheringyouanymore.我手上有他的把柄IhavehimrightwhereIwanthim.我在傻子开口了组织Ilearnedallaboutcyberbullying学了怎么网络霸凌onan-idiot-says-what.Org.什么What?我有他所有丢人的录像1haveeveryembarrassingvideoofhimonfile.内尔森丢人视频集饥饿的内尔森内尔森你乂偷吃了我的樱桃口红吗Nelson,youbeeneatingmycherrylipstickagain?我发誓我没有ISWear,itwasn'tme.这是你的早餐Thatcountsasbreakfast.我不怕你和你的小保镖Iain'tafraidofyouoryourbodyguard.真的吗Really?我可有你对受伤蜂鸟I'vealsogotfootageofwhatyoudid所作所为的证据tothatwoundedhummingbird.不No!我没感受过父爱Imaynothaveadaddy,但你会有的butnowyouhaveadaddy.哼哼的小窝它居然只活了两天Ican'tbelieveheonlylastedtwodays.你赢r你要我做什么大人Youwin.HowmayIserveyou,master?我要你的马甲Givemeyourvest.你的T恤是画的吗Isyourshirtjustdrawnon?是Yes.你骗我Yousaidafewtweaks!房♥子在彻底翻新Thathouseisacompletedo-over!不好意思可以稍等一下吗msorry,canyougivemeaminutehere?真的要让我等吗我要送你二十万谟Areyousure?mabouttospend$200,000.我的侯默我可以为你放弃的我的单T-Homer,myfriend,foryoullforegomycommission.吉尔这单给你了Gil,thesale,syours.太棒了老吉终于有活了Ha-cha!OldGil'sfinallygonnaclose.就差一支笔Justneedapen.谁有笔等一支笔Who,sgotapen?Waitingonthatpen.曾经拥有过但分给前妻了Aw,Iusedtohaveapen,butmywifegotitinthedivorce.呵没笔没单Hey,nopen,nosale.不不不功亏一簧Aw,no,no,no!Dangit.我差点就能自己付租鞋的钱了Iwouldhavebeenabletopaytherentonmyshoes.给个准话翻新到底要多久Justtellmehowlongyourrenovationisreallygonnatake.其实就看新加坡进口的Quitesimply,itdependsonhowlongittakes浴室瓷砖多久到了thebathroomtiletoarrivefromSingapore.什么我们不是朋友吗我们一起飙过车Whatthe.?Ithoughtwewerefriends.Wedrovefasttogether.我们是朋友啊默默Youknowwhat,you'reright,Homer.我们会降低噪音晚点开工We'llreducethenoise,we,llstartlater,我们装♥修♥的时候andwhilewe,reworkingonthehouse,兰I®拿去玩吧whydon'tyouuseoneofourIambos?玩多久都行1.ongasyouwant.哇好闪Oh.my.fob.那还是好兄弟So,uh,arewegood?还是但是我妻子还没有被说服Weare,butmywifemighttakealittleconvincing.带她和一大家子兜个风Justtakeherandthefamilyforaride.可是孩子就没地待了Butthereisn,tenoughroomforthekids.这就对了Exactly.我没懂Idon'tgetit.要我帮你开电热椅吗ShallIturnonyourseatwa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