SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝拖延滑浪学校好了同学们Okay,class安静安静quiet,quiet请大家拿出纸笔Now,getoutyourpencilsandpaper记下作业andwritedowntheassignment你听见了没Didyouhearthat?我们有作业Wegetanassignment所有人必须写一篇作文Everyonemustwriteanessay主题是红绿灯前不能做的事onwhatnottodoatastoplight红绿灯你听见了没Didyouhearthat?红绿灯前不能做的事Whatnottodoatastoplight不少于八百字Innolessthan800words你听见了没Didyouhearthat?八百字800words?对我知道Yeah,Iknow明天上交Duetomorrow同学们记住Andremember,class认真做不能偷懒workhardandnogoofingoff好小蜗Okay,Gary不能偷懒nogoofingoff我要写出史上最佳的作文Iamabouttowritethegreatestessayofalltime跟诸多佳作一样这篇作文得写在1.ikemostgreatessaysitwillbewritten纸上onpaper比纸更重要的东西就是Evenmoreimportantthanthepaperis铅笔thepencil铅笔可尖可钝ApencilissharporasdullasIlike真奇怪Funny我点子一多起来你就缩小了asmyideasgrow,youshrink今天写作文最美好不过了Well,Icouldn'thaveaskedforamorebeautifuldaytowriteanessay好开始写了Okay,herewego红绿灯前不能做的事"WhatNotToDoAtAStoplight"还挺简单Thisiseasy海绵宝宝作"BySpongeBobSquarepantsn这作文精华满满Thisessayispuregold现在呢铅笔Andnow,pencil准备好开始动手吧getreadytodoyourstuff因为要开始写了becauseherewego红绿灯前不能做的事海绵宝宝作比我想得还要难thisisharderthanIthought快来啊海绵宝宝Comeon,SpongeBob应该要立法禁止Itshouldbeagainstthelaw在这种阳光明媚的日子被迫写作文tohavetowriteanessayonsuchasupersailorific,sunshinyday但我必须做下去ButImustpressonward因为只要有这支铅笔becausewiththispencil再把作文写完andthecompletionofthisessay我就能离我驾照更近一步了llbeonestepclosertomydriver'slicense好耶Oh,yeah这应该不成问题This'llbenoproblemo我时间还不少呢Why,Igotplentyoftime现在才六点It,sonly6:00好Okay好开始写了okay,herewego开始写了HereWego有了我只要Iknow,Ijustneedto把体内的血液泵到脑袋里就行getalittlebloodpumpin'intheoldnoodle做点健美操怎么样Howaboutsomecalisthenics?感受到血脉在债张rIcanfeelthosejuicespumpin'now我在干什么WhatamIdoing?必须得写作文Igottowritethatpaper快啊铅笔Comeon,pencil写字啊makewords小蜗Gary小蜗我最爱的蜗牛近来可好Gary,how'smyfavoritemollusk?要不要让海绵宝宝HowaboutyouletoSpongeBob给你来点吃的fixyouupsomethingtoeat?你说你不饿是什么意思Whatdoyoumean,you'renothungry?我知道我还得写作文IknowIhaveanessaytowrite走吧小蜗Nowcomeon,Gary小蜗蜗牛粮我得确保你补充到营养了Igottomakesureyougetyournutrition所以你不吃光我就不走,somnotleavinguntilyoueateverysinglebite小蜗你确定你不想要Gary,a-areyousureyoudon'twant来点焦糖布丁吗somecremebrulee?也不想要巧克力味海草块吗Or-orsomeChocoflavoredalgaebits?小蜗搞得好乱Garysuremadeamess我可写不了作文Ican'tworkonmyessay全都得怪厨房♥乱糟糟的knowingthere'samessinthekitchen顺便把地板其他地方也打扫一下Imightaswellcleantherestofthefloorwhilematit卫生死角也得打扫Ishouldgetthesehard-to-reachplaces,too盘F得洗干净Andthesedishesneedtobecleaned肮脏垃圾可不能有Can,thavedirtygarbage现在应该够干净了Well,Ithinkit'scleanenoughnow也没花多长时间Why,thatdidn'ttaketoolong现在才It'sonly十点钟10:00不能再乱混了Nomorefoolingaround必须继续用功Igottogetbacktowork好作文先生Okay,Mr.Essay我说Isay准备好让我写你吧preparetobewritten我在写了mdoingit我在写了mdoingit好好Yeah,yeah好Yeah再一点这个Andsomeofthese再一点这个andsomeofthese就快好了然后Almostthereand完成done来看看目前为止写得怎么样了Nowlet'sseehowitlookssofar夫"The,r夫无实义休息时间Breaktime走来走去有助于思考Pacingalwayshelpsmethink我想想只剩799个字了1.et'ssee,only799wordstogo海绵宝宝快点想啊Think,SpongeBob,think是是谁W-Who,sthat?什么Wha?喂Hello?派大星你在干什么Hey,Patrick,whatyouupto?睡觉Sleeping真是太迷人了That'sreallyfascinating你睡得好吗Areyouhavingagoodsleep?要不要来交流一下你做的什么梦Anydreamsyou'dliketodiscuss?我还记得Irememberonthe海绵宝宝SpongeBob?你我都知道你只是在利用我YouandIbothknowthatyou'rejustusingme让自己分心asadistraction这样你就暂时用不着写作文了soyoudon'thavetowriteyouressay这话不对Thatisnottrue我打电♥话♥是想跟你谈个引人入胜的话Icalledtohaveanengagingconversationwithyou你说我听Well,mlistening马可Marco波罗Polo好Yeah那我就挂了派大星wellIgottogetgoing,Patrick我有篇特重要的作文得写Gotanimportantessaytowrite也太爱聊了Whatachatterbox他难道听不出来我很忙吗Can'theseethatmbusy?纸上一堆橡皮屑这样可写不了作文Ican'twritewithalltheseerasershavingsallovermypaper橡皮屑飘得我思维空间到处都是Nowthey'refloatingaroundmythinkingspace再见了讨厌的小屑屑Solong,peskyparticles我吞了一粒Iswallowedone呛到我了mchoking水Water水Water刚才真是好险Thatwasacloseone你说大惊小怪是什么意思小蜗Whatdoyoumeanoverlydramatic,Gary?刚才呛的那口让我肚子饿了Allthatchokingsuremademehungry可不能饿着肚子就写作文小蜗Ican'twriteonanemptystomach,Gary得补充一点精神食粮Igottohavemybrainfood来看看Now,let,ssee要白面包还是黑面包whiteorryebread?还是黑麦粗面包Orpumpernickel?应该得看里面夹的是什么肉Iguessitreallydependsonthemeatinside还有奶酪andthecheese有人来了Avisitor?找我的Forme?邮件你好Hello寄给海绵宝宝先生的包裹PackageforMr.Squarepants太棒了Great谢谢Thanks所以说So,uh你喜欢送信吗youlikedeliveringmail?这是我的饭碗Itputsbreadonthetable碗里是白面包还是黑麦粗面包Ryeorpumpernickel?真是的Oh,brother所以说你自己的信是自己送的So,doyoudeliveryourownmail还是说你有自己的邮递员会给你送ordoyouhaveyourownmailperson?可是谁来送他的信Butthenwhodelivershismail?是不是有没完没了一长串的邮递员Isthereanever-endingchainofmailmen互相在给其他邮递员送信deliveringmailtoothermailmen?我估计邮筒Well,IguessaP.O.box大概能可以断掉这长寿关系could,intheorybreakthechain你不是还得写作文吗Don'tyouhaveapapertowrite?他怎么知道我应该得写作文Howdidheknowmsupposedtobewritinganessay?其他消息Inothernews突发新闻本地居民海绵宝宝localresidentSpongeBobSquarepants完成作文的时间仅剩数小时onlyhasafewhourslefttocompletehisessay并且他仍在偷懒andyethecontinuestogoofoff他何时才会做功课Whenwillhelearn?海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob看这边Overhere过来坐下吧Comeon,takeaseat把脚放上来放松一下Putyourfeetupandrelax完蛋Oh,no半夜了Midnight一定要Must回get到书桌前backtodesk刚才真是好险Thatwasaclosecall我的裤子Mypants在下面Downhere你给我上来Yougetuphere我还得写作文Igottogetbacktowork自&hearts油♥TFreedom裤了别跑Stop,pants你马上给我回来Yougetbackherethisinstant裤子pants时间到了海绵宝宝Time'sup,SpongeBob要烧了Burning只剩799个字了Only799wordstogo不要No我都干了什么好事WhathaveIdone?救命Help救命我家着火了Help,myhouseisonfire海绵宝宝为什么SpongeBob,why?你为什么要放火烧我海绵宝宝Whydidyousetmeonfire,SpongeBob?为什么不写作文Whydidn'tyoujustwriteyouressay?别浪费时间了Stopwastingtime我作文在哪Where'smyessay?你在这啊Thereyouare我一定是睡着了Imusthavedozedoff来看看写到哪了1.et'ssee,wherearewe?夫敢不敢看看几点了DoIdarelookattheclock?就快九点了It'salmost9:00五分钟后就要上课了Classstartsinfiveminutes我五分钟怎么写得完一整篇作文HowamIgoingtowritethiswholepaperinfiveminutes?我怎么知道红绿灯前不能做什么HowamIsupposedtoknowwhatnottodoatastoplight?红绿灯前不能喂蜗牛Feedingyoursnailissomethingnottodoatastoplight也不能做三明治也不能点蜡烛andmakingasandwichand-andlightingcandles也不能喝水也不能打电♥话♥找朋友anddrinkingwaterandcallingyourfriends也不能劈电视andkaratechoppingtheTV也不能跟邮递员闲聊andshootingthebreezewiththemailman也不能睡着也不能andfallingasleepand滑浪学校泡芙老师Mrs.Puff泡芙老师我写完了Mrs.PUff,I'mfinished八百字全写完了All800words写完了mfinished我要交给你Hereitis都They泡芙老师Mrs.Puff?大家都去哪了Whereiseverybody?你在这啊海绵宝宝Thereyouare,SpongeBob我要交给你泡芙老师Hereyougo,Mrs.Puff八百字800words主题是红绿灯allaboutstoplights以及红绿灯前不能做的事andwhatnottodoatthem对不起海绵宝宝msorry,SpongeBob我之前给你打过电♥话♥Itriedtocallyou我得去参加教研会1havetogotoateachers'convention可我作文怎么办Butwhataboutmyessay?我决定要取消作业Idecidedtocanceltheassignment改去红绿灯前实地考察We'rejustgoingtotakeafieldtriptoastoplightinstead下周再见Seeyounextweek我和傻瓜在一起扫扫Sweep,sweep需要Need家具furniture派大星你干嘛在做装♥修♥Patrick,what'swiththehomeimprovement?派大星Hey,Patrick扫扫Sweep,sweep派大星我过来是要问你Well,Patrick,Icameovertosee想不想去捉水母ifyouwantedtogojellyfishing不过看得出来你一直在忙自己的butIcanseeyou,rebusyhavinganepisode知道吗海绵宝宝Youknowsomething,Spongebob?你就只想着玩it,sjustallfunandgamesforyou什么都跟你没关系Nothingreallymatters我们去捉水母吧"Let'sgojellyfishing我们什么都不用做"Wedon'thaveanyworktodo生活就像一大碗精制什锦腰果"Lifeisjustabigbowloffancy,assortedcashews大家都用不着惮灰用不着清理"andnobodyhasanythingtodustortoclean用不着擦干净用不着瞎编ortowipe,orfabricate"可是派大星But,Patrick我只见过你清理盘子theonlythingveeverseenyoucleanisyourplate我不知道该怎么办海绵宝宝Idon'tknowwhattodo,Spongebob一定要帮帮我Yougottohelpme派大星你又忘了怎么吃东西了Patrick,youforgothowtoeatagain走吧拿漏斗来Comeon,we,11getthefunnel不是那回事海绵宝宝No,it'snotthat,Spongebob有更严重的it,sworse我还挺喜欢漏斗的Darn,Ilikethefunnel什么事那么严重Well,whatisitthen?你看1.ook一张字条Anote音符对可你再看背面Yeah,butturnitover有封信There'saletter字母确实You'reright而且我还收到了我爸妈的消息AndIgotthismessagefrommyparents你♥爸♥妈Yourparents?亲爱的派大星我和你妈"DearPatrick,YourmomandI明天要来过海星节了"arecomingouttomorrowforStarfishDay尽量想起来不过别想太用力了"Pleasetrytoremember,butdon'ttrytoohard不然又会像上次那样受伤"oryou'llhurtyourselflikelasttime爱你的爸爸1.ove,Daddy"海绵宝宝我爸妈觉得Spongebob,myparentsthink我比一大袋尿布还要笨mdumberthanasackofdiapers才不是这样派大星No,theydon't,Patrick爸妈就喜欢玩激将法Parentsjustliketopushyourbuttons按钮像这样likethis那么玩总能让我振作起来Thatalwayscheersmeup可今天不一样Butnottoday派大星要是你♥爸♥妈觉得你很笨Patrick,ifyourparentsthinkyou'redumb那他们肯定就不知道thentheymustnotknow真正的笨是什么样的whatdumbreallyis可他们不看电视的吗Butdon'ttheywatchtelevision?那就是我意思派大星That'swhatmsaying,Pat如果你♥爸♥妈见到了个真笨蛋Ifyourparentsgottomeetarealdummy那他们就会发现你有多天才了they'drealizewhatgeniusyoureallyare可天才不是住台灯里的吗Butdon'tgeniusliveinalamp?并且我们也不认识笨蛋Andbesides,wedon'tknowanydumbpeople放心派大星Don'tworry,Patrick我来当笨蛋llbethedummy等到你♥爸♥妈看到我表现有多笨WhenyourparentsseehowdumbIact他们就会当你是史上最聪明的人了they'llthinkyou'rethesmartestguyever数学力量大MathispowerABCDA,B,C,DEFGE,F,GHijklmnoH,I,J,K,L,M,N,0是不是得再拿喇叭出来马蒂ShouldIgetthebullhornagain,Marty?WXYZW,X,YandZ?妈妈好Hi,Mom爸爸好Hi,Dad儿子你这次认得我们了Son,yourecognizedusthistime我怎么就不认得我自己的亲生父母了Whywouldn'tIrecognizemyownparents?你脑子一直不是很灵光Youneverwereabrightone不来带我们参观一下你家吗Well,aren'tyougoingtoshowusinside?他可能都忘了家在哪了Heprobablyforgotwhereitis我知道在哪Iknowwhere我来带路这样才不会迷路1.etmeleadthewaysowedon'tgetlost,huh?手荤手Holdhandsnow好就快要到了Okay,we'realmostthere数到三放手1.etgoonthreeOnetwothree好样的Goodjob拍拍派大星PatsforPatrick我去拿饮料来llgogetthebeverages儿子Son你这回把饮料拿东西装起来了Youputthedrinksinsomethingthistime儿子你一定整晚都在努力Son,youmust'vebeenworkingallnight为我们好好打理toputthesetogetherforus我们爱你Weloveyou万岁白♥痴♥来了Hooray,theidiot'shere我是说我来开门Imean,llgetit防护头盔Protectivehelmet-戴好了check我就该这么扮傻的小蜗msupposedtolookstupid,Gary怎么可能会出差错呢Whatcouldgowrong?太惊喜了Whatasurprise嗨Hi爸妈Mom,Dad认识下我邻居海绵宝宝meetmyneighbor,Spongebob嗨Hi你好啊Hellothere真是幸会Howdoyoudo?嗨Hi握个手Putherthere放上来妈妈妈妈Mama,Mama他说的是握手Hemeansshake摇晃不对海绵宝宝No,Spongebob,no握的是手Shakehands摇不对海绵宝宝No,Spongebob抓住我爸的手Grabmydad,shand只用一只手抓住Grabitwithonlyonehand真乖Goodboy再上下动你的胳膊Nowmoveyourarmupanddown所以说海绵宝宝So,Spongebob你住在附近吗doyoulivenearby?嗨Hi不对海绵宝宝No,Spongebob给他们看看你家Showthemyourhouse不是女式衬衫No,notyourblouseblouse（女式衬衫）与house（房♥子）谐音是你家yourhouse他住水果里的Helivesinafruit?太不健康了That'sunhealthy海绵宝宝Hey,Spongebob要来共进晚餐吗Youwanttostayfordinner?他吃完东西都会那样吗Doeshealwaysdothatafterheeats?就星期三那样OnlyonWednesday派大星你朋友可能脑干坏了Patrick,Ithinkyourfriendmightbebroken没错而且得用不少遮蔽胶带Yeah,anditwouldtakemorethansomemaskingtape才可以修好他tofixthatguy他不会有事吧Ishegoingtobeokay?没关系的That'snothing你们应该看他每天早上Youshouldseehiminthemorning边跳边喊prancingaround,yelling我准备好了mready把邻居全逼疯了Hedrivesalltheneighborscrazy先前有一天Why,justtheotherday我们邻居章鱼哥ourneighborSquidwardwas他根本没救了There'sreallynohelpforhim你们看他的衣着Imean,lookatthewayhe'sdressed只有脑袋钻了洞的Onlysomebodywithholesdrilledintheirhead才会这么穿wouldwearthatstuff还有这形状怎么说Andhowaboutthisshape?我听说过胸肌发达Imean,veheardofbarrel-chested可没听说过胸肌发方butneverbox-chested海绵宝宝Hey,Spongebob我能不能找你借睫毛膏doyouhaveanymascaraIcouldborrow?那男孩子还化妆Theboywearsmakeup?太好笑了Whatacard派大星Hey,Patrick派大星Patrick他喊了我名字Hesaidmyname你怎么把他训到那种程度的How'dyoutrainhimtodothat?他咬我Hebitme派大星来厨房♥找我Patrick,meetmeinthekitchen笨蛋大概是想找我私下聊聊了Iguessthedummywantstohaveaprivateconversation聊的是笨话Adumbone请问有什么问题So,what'sonyourmind?不对等下No,wait我已经知道你什么问题rIalreadyknowtheanswer没头脑nothing看吧可好笑了See,that'sfunny因为你就是笨死了'causeyou'redumb派大星能不能尽量少侮辱我一点Patrick,couldyouletupontheinsultsjustalittlebit?刚刚那些给你整不会了吗We'rethosetoocomplicatedforyou?我尽量试试傻瓜化一点lltrydumbingthemdownabit派大星我感觉你真觉得我笨了Patrick,IgetthefeelingthatyouthinkIreallyamdumb我和笨蛋在一起我就等你这么说That'sjustwhatdexpectyoutosay笨蛋就是完全不会发现Dumbpeoplearealwaysblissfullyunaware自己有多笨ofhowdumbtheyreallyare我这只是在装笨monlypretendingtobedumb这可是我们计划记得吗Itwasourplan,remember?海绵宝宝要是你能看出来Oh,Spongebob,ifonlyyoucouldsee你说的话有多笨就好了howstupidyousoundrightnow还非得高谈阔论幻想出来的计划withyourtalkOfimaginaryplans跟你说吧你让我心情特别好Tellyouwhat,you'vecaughtmeinagoodmood就顺从你一下吧llhumoryou去吧Goon快出去给大家表现聪明点Gooutthereandactsmartforeveryone好可以Okay,Iwill你放心好了And-anddon,tworry我会帮你捂热的llkeepthiswarmforyou我摊牌了Ihaveaconfessiontomake刚刚做的傻事都是骗你们的Iliedaboutbeingstupid我只是在装傻Ijustactedlikeafool这样你们才能再稍微多重视派大星soyouwouldappreciatePatrickalittlebitmore我会说话会吃饭Iknowhowtotalkandeat还会洗衣服anddoIaundry-我还分得清黑白Ievenseparatethedarksandthelights那我们就从头来过吧Sowhatdoyousaywestartoverandtryagain嗨Hi我叫海绵宝宝MynameisSpongebobSquarepants而且我不笨andIamnotadummy太神了Amazing在厨房♥待上个三分钟Threeminutesinthekitchen我们儿子就教会他andoursonhastaughthim用完整的句子说话了totalkincompletesentences好样的儿子Goodwork,son这趟不容易爸Itwasn'teasy,Dad可可可B-but-but看来你现在又得上说话课了年轻人Itlookslikeit'stimeforyournextlesson,youngman都听好了Nowlistentome我不笨mnotdumb我有大脑Ihaveabrain看这是照片See,here'sapictureofit想必本来就那么大吧Thatmustbeactualsize不对No我大脑大小正常功能也正常It,snormalsizeandfullyfunctional看好了Watch二加二等于四Twoplustwoequalsfour儿子你还教了他数学Oh,son,youtaughthimmath,too不对No你还教了他唱歌♥Andyoutaughthimtosing现在他短路了Nowhe'sshort-circuiting一定是你把他教过头了Youmust'vetaughthimalittletoomuch儿子你要知道Youknow,son我心里一直清楚你的智力I'vealwaysknownthatwhenitcomestobrightness也就跟三瓦灯泡的亮度差不多weltyou'reaboutathree-watt但是这位Butthisguy他就是漆黑洞穴里点不着的湿火柴he'sawetmatchinadarkcave显得接线员都比他聪明Hemakesphoneoperatorsseemsmart儿子不过更重要的是Butmoreimportantly,son他让我明白了he'sshownme你现在变得有多聪明whatasharp,quick-wittedboyyou'vebecome感觉现在我才算是真正认识了你I-Ifeellikemreallymeetingyouforthefirsttime你说对吧珍妮特Isn'tthatright,Janet?那当然了马蒂Youbet,Marty珍妮特Janet?马蒂Marty?你们都是谁啊Whoareyoupeople?马蒂我好怕Marty,mscared不好意思Excuseme这可爱的夫妇俩是你家的吗Doesthislovelycouplebelongtoyou?他们站在我家外面喊They'vebeenstandingoutsidemyhousesaying派大星在哪已经一整天了"Where,sPatrick?"allday快让我烦死了It'sdrivingmenuts妈Mom爸Dad儿子你这次认得我们了Son,youactuallyrecognizedusthistime而且你今天还记得穿衣服Andyourememberedtogetdressedtoday对了亲爱的That'sright,honey我们没生儿子wedon,thaveason没错Oh,yeah