ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

TomTom!我想让你重新设计我们公园部的logoIwouldlikeyoutoredesignourParksdepartmentlogo.现在为止还挺酷Soundscoolsofar.重新思考我们的视觉品牌用上这几个词Rethinkourvisualbrand,takethesewords,然后做出很棒的东西andmakesomethingamazing.所以你说的是要我换个新字体对吧Soyou'resayingyouwantmetochooseanewfont?是的本质上就是要让你换个新字体Yes,essentiallydlikeyoutochooseanewfont.Jerry我任命你为新字体项目二号♥人物Jerry,Iammakingyoumynumber-twoguyonthenewfontproject.别啊那离我太近了我们让他当三号♥Comeon,that'stooclose.Let'smakehimanumber-three.很公平Jerry你是三号♥Fairenough.jerry,you'renumberthree.只有我们两个人啊There'sonlytwoofus.他在这个部门呆很久了Hehasbeeninthisdepartmentalongtime.我觉得你可能会从他身上学到什么Ithinkmaybeyoucouldlearnsomethingfromhim.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第8集第4季第8集研究显示我们的公园Ourresearchshowsthatourpark一年能吸引5000名游客willdraw5,000visitorsayear,我希望这是有史以来设计过最棒的最令人惊叹的最有趣的公园andIwantthistobethemostamazing,awe-inspiring,fun-filledparkeverconceived.确切来讲这个公园有多大呢Nowhowbigisthepark,exactly?0.000003Itis.000003平方英里squaremiles.约77.7平方米最近Pawnee最后剩下的电♥话♥亭被拆掉了Recently,thelastremainingtelephoneboothsinPawneeweretorndown,在那块混凝土上我创造了Pawnee最新的旅游胜地andonthatpatchofconcrete,IamcreatingPawnee'snewesttouristattraction.印第安纳最小的公园ThesmallestparkinIndiana.现在持有这个称号♥的Thetitleiscurrentlyheld是Terryville的小马丁路德金公园byMartinLutherKing,Jr.ParkinTerryville,但你猜怎么着butguesswhat?Terryville烂轮胎还有马丁路德-Terryvillesucksoldcartires,andsodoesMartinLuther-不他不是烂轮胎No,hedoesnotsuckoldcartires.他是历史上最伟大的人之一Hewasoneofthegreatestmeninhistory.对不起有时我好胜心太强了msorry.SometimesIgetcompetitive.社区方面有任何阻力吗Hastherebeenanyresistancefromthecommunity?不完全没有No,notatall.它小到我们根本不需要做环境影响报告It,ssosmallwedon'tevenneedtodoanenvironmentalimpactreport.它很便宜对小镇有好处It,sinexpensive,itbenefitsthetown,完全没有弊端it,satotalslamdunk.你们俩你们一起合作项目的时候Youtwo,whenyouworkonaprojecttogether,就是很棒aresimply,amazing.今天干得漂亮greatjobtoday.哎呀这些课程看起来都好棒Man,alltheseclasseslookamazing.我选不了Ican'tchoose.他们把这个叫做“选购阶段”Theydothisthingcalleda"shoppingperiod,"你想试听多少节课都可以whereyoucanjustsampleasmanyclassesasyouwant.真的吗-是啊Really?-Yeah.体育与社会SportsandSociety.物理科学PhysicalScience.速成课”撞击课程”吗Acrashcourse?是啊但不是你想的那个Yeah,butit'snotwhatyouthink.哦Oh.我大学没毕业因为我没有去"上”Ididnotgraduatecollege,becauseIdidnot"attend"it,但我试着进步一下butmtryingtoimprovemyself所以我就从上门课开始somgonnastartbytakingjustoneclass.如果你要上一门大学课程Ifyou'regonnatakeacollegecourse,Andrew你应该探索一门新的学科Andrew,youshouldexploreanewsubject.拓宽你的视野Broadenyourhorizons.呃视野很蠢永远不要拓宽视野Eh.horizonsaredumb.Neverbroadenyourhorizons.是Yup.就找一门你已经擅长的然后拿个简单的AJusttakesomethingyou'regreatatandgetaneasy,A,r.无意冒犯Ron但April的方式听起来简单多了Nooffense,Ron,butApril'swaysoundswayeasier.吉他入门Guitarforbeginners.我看重好的教育Ivalueagoodeducation,所以我不想看到Andy在大学里浪费时间soIdon'twanttoseeAndywastehistimeincollege.在我的同事里他是少数几个我不积极反对的之一OfaIlmycoworkers,heisoneofasmallnumberwhomIdonotactivelyrootagainst.呃看看我啊如此多愁善感Ugh,thereIgogettingallsappy.嘿-嘿Hey.-Hey.所以我大概有九件要和你说的事情So,IhaveaboutninethingsIneedtotalktoyouabout.第一件是剪彩仪式Thefirstistheribbon-cuttingceremony.你知道谁会带剪刀吗Doyouknowwho'sbringingscissors?因为我都说不清有多少个仪式因为人们没带剪刀而毁掉了BecauseIcannottellyouhowmanyceremoniesgetderailedwhenpeopledon'tbringscissors.第二件-好嗯听着Numbertwo-Right.Um,listen.我实际上很高兴你在这儿mactuallygladyou'rehere.哦是么Oh,yeah?这个项目结束后我会把精力放在其他部门Afterthisprojectfinishes,mgonnafocusonotherdepartments减少我在公园娱乐部的时间了andcutdownmytimewithParksandRec.什么What?嗯你看我是说我们试过起相处Well,look,Imean,wetriedhangingouttogether,我们试过一起工作然后就Wetriedworkingtogether,anditjust.让我很难受Bumsmeout.不不不我们只是在磨合No,no,no.We,rejustworkingoutthekinks.你不需要减少和我一起的时间Youdon,tneedtodecreaseyourtimewithme.实际上你需要增加和我一起的时间Infact,youneedtoincreaseyourtimewithme.你需要多和我共处Youneedtospendmoretimewithme.有道理吧我觉得是Thatmakesense?Ithinkitdoes.不Leslie不听我说No,Leslie,no,listentome.最小公园项目结束后AfterTheSmallestParkwrapsup,我会请Chris来接管公园娱乐部事务IamgoingtoaskChristotakeoverallParksandRecbusiness.好吗Okay?好-行Okay.-Allright.嗯抱歉失陪了Well,ifyou'llexcuseme,我需要查明一些超大仪式用剪刀的所在之处了Ineedtoascertainthewhereaboutsofsomeoversizedceremonialscissors.我一I-那些是我的钢笔和铅笔Thosearemypensandpencils.你知道你看我觉得ComicSans总是在尖叫着“有趣”Youknow,see,IthinkthatComicSansalwaysscreams"fun."对吧Right?但伙计Helvetica里的那些T'它们就But,man,those',r"sinHelvetica,they,rejust,你知道对我来说真的跳脱youknow,like,reallypoppingforme.我这辈子都没有这么无聊过veneverbeenmoreboredinmyentirelife.谁在乎字母啊Whocaresaboutletters?唯一好的字体是黑道家族那个TheonlygoodfontistheSopranosone,里面的T'是手♥枪♥wherethe,r"isapistol.我们想大一点人们来吧1.et'sthinkbigger,people,comeon.一个全部门从头到尾的改造如何呢Whataboutatop-to-bottommakeoverfortheentiredepartment?我说的是新制♥服♥新标识新的配色方案mtalkingnewuniforms,newsignage,newcolorscheme.一种全新的性感的气氛Awhole,new,sexyvibe.我不知道啊1don'tknow.这真的不是Chris要我们做的事情Thisreallyisn'twhatChrisaskedustodo.你知道或许我们该坚持任务本身Youknow,maybeweshouldjuststicktotheassignment.酷哦JerryCool,Jerry.我如果想当一个眼中无神胸无大志的政♥府♥平凡人会接受你的建议的dtakeyouradviceifIwantedtobeadead-eyedgovernmentdronewithnoambition.是的严格来说我的新工作就是我的老工作Yes,technicallymynewjobismyoldjob,但我不是那种无聊的JerryGergich类型的家伙butmnotsomeboring,JerryGergich-typeguy.著名脱口秀主持人我更像是SteveHarveymmoreofaSteveHarvey.我做大梦我改变现状我永远穿很展♥的西服Idreambig,Ishakethingsup,andIalwaysweardopesuits.好的谁能告诉我这个叫什么吗Okay,cananyonetellmewhatthisiscalled?呃那个是品柱-是的Uh,that'safret.-Yeah.那里的那个小东西-Andthatlittlethingyougotrightthere-那叫变调夹川来变调that'scalledacapo.Changesthekey.呃或许你该去上高级课程呢Uh,maybeyoushouldbeintheadvancedclass?是啊可能我该Yeah,maybeIshould.大哥低调一点Dude,dumbitdown.但我不可能因为我只是个初学者ButIcouldn'tpossibly,becausemjustabeginner.我甚至根本没有怎么见过一把“锅他”1barelyhaven'teveneverseena,gortar."好吧Okay.我们前四周会练习基本和♥弦♥Wewillbeworkingonbasicchordsforthefirstfourweeks.哦我的天四周啊Oh,myGod.Fourweeks.我已经无聊了malreadybored.当然你会啊你没挑战自己Ofcourseyouare.You'renotchallengingyourself我建议我们再试几门课Isuggestwesampleafewmoreclasses.好Fine.非常好Verygood.再见了所有人猜猜怎么着Good-bye,everybody.Guesswhat我一直是秘密卧底的摇滚明星Iwassecretlyanundercoverrockstarthiswholetime.值得一提Forwhatit,sworth,我觉得你染红发会非常好看Ithinkyouwouldmakeanincrediblebrunette.我是RonSwansonRonSwanson.我是说他甚至都不参加Imean,he'snotevenattending我们一起建成的公园的剪彩仪式theribbon-cuttingceremonyofaparkthatwemadetogether.我很抱歉Lesliemsorry,Leslie.我只是很抓狂mjustfreakingout.我们之间只剩下工作了Theonlythingwehaveleftiswork.而现在他再不想和我一起工作了Andnowhedoesn'twanttoworktogetheranymore?这都是什么意思啊Whatdoesthatallmean?我觉得你知道是什么意思Ithinkyouknowwhatitmeans.是的Yeah.我就要把这个小公园项目拖到越久越好Ishouldjustdragoutthattinyparkprojectforaslongaspossible这样Ben和我就能一直一起工作soBenandIcankeepworkingtogether.那跟我的意思几平完全相反That'salmostexactlytheoppositeofwhatImeant.不我要做的是把周围的居民都激怒No,whatlldois1Igettheneighborhoodallriledup,然后可能他们会请求环境影响报告andthenmaybethey'llaskforanenvironmentalimpactreport-然后Ben和我能再一起工作至少一年andthenBenandIwillworktogetherforatleastanotheryear.Leslie看在上天的份上-好主意Ann1.eslie,forGod'ssakes.-Goodidea,Ann.不Ann拜托我求你了No,Ann,please,Ibegofyou.你能闭上你美丽的馅饼洞吗Willyoujustshutyourbeautifulpiehole?就坐在那然我凝视着你Justsitthere,letmestareatyou然后你安静地支持我这个策略whileyousilentlysupportmeonthisgameplan.1.eslie嘘1.eslie-Shh-Ann.-Leslie-Ann.-Leslie.你安静的支持对我无比重要Yourquietsupportmeanstheworldtome.还有你对我所有举动心照不宣的认可Aswellasyourtacitendorsementofallmybehaviors.作为一个成熟的通情达理的成年人Asamature,reasonableadult,我理解这是Ben和我合作的最后一个项目IunderstandthatthiswillbethelastprojectthatBenandIareworkingontogether.所以欢迎和我们一起迎接SopleasejoinusforthegrandopeningofPawnee最小公园2070年11月12日的重大开幕Pawnee'sSmallestParkonNovember12th,2070.Pawnee市公共论♥坛♥今日感谢各位参加这次非常重要Thankyouforcomingtothisveryimportant我猜想也会非常冗长的会议andwhatIsuspectwillbelengthy,meeting.提议的公园很小Theproposedparkisverysmall,但我们相信我们需要调杳每一个细节butwebelieveweneedtoinvestigateeverydetail.所以如果任何人有问题要问我Soifanyonehasanyquestionsforme或者助理市政经理BenWyatt请开始orassistantcitymanagerBenWyatt,gorightahead.嗨我有个关厂这个项目的问题Hi,Ihaveaquestionaboutthisproject.哇等等哇哇哇Whoa,wait.Whoa,whoa,whoa.热情在哪里Where,sthefire?我们先来彼此了解一下1.et'sgettoknoweachotherfirst.跟我讲讲你的童年嘛Tellmeaboutyourchildhood.那里会有篮球场吗Istheregoingtobebasketballthere?篮球场会给我的社区吸引不良人群Basketballcourtsattractundesirablestomycommunity.嗯基本上连放篮球的位置都没有Well,there'sbarelyroomforanactualbasketball,更不用说篮球场了muchlessacourt.因为有一种明确类型的人Becausethere,sadefinitetypeofperson我会和篮球关联起来Iassociatewithbasketball,而我真不想附近有那种类型的人anddrathernothavethattypeofpersonnearby.别担心你不用担心Don'tworry.Youdon'tneedtoworry.好的我就直接表态说出来了Okay,lljustcomerightoutandsayit.我来告诉你我不喜欢的类型的人lltellyouwhattypeofpersonIdon'tlike.你不需要那么做Youdon,thavetodothat.不不不不我觉得我们知道了No,no,no,no.Ithinkwegetit.是的我们知道了RoseYeah,wedo,Rose,你提起了一个很好的点andyoubringupaverygoodpoint.无法容忍♥我们能做更多吗Intolerance.Canwebedoingmore?我想从你们每一个人身上听取dliketohearfromeachandeveryoneofyou一次偏见曾经触碰过你们生活的经历aboutatimewhenprejudicehastouchedyourlives.Pawnee社区大学本周试听课大家好Hello,everyone.我是Barnes教授MynameisProfessorBarnes.我这学期要教的课程是激光介绍Theclassllbeteachingthissemesterisintroductiontolasers.“激光”代表的是通过受激辐射将光扩大Theword"laser"standsforlightamplificationbystimulatedemissionofradiation.激光在哪里Wherearethelasers?这个图表示的是低频电磁光谱Thisgraphichererepresentstheelectromagneticspectrumarrangedfromlowfrequency.他甚至都没用激光笔He,snotevenusingalaserpointer.他是对的这门课好烂He,sright.Thisclassstinks.耐心点听你可能会学到什么的Stickwithit.Youmightlearnsomething.呃打扰一下Uh,excuseme.教授Professor?你好我是AndyDwyer好奇Hi,there.AndyDwyer.Curious.你什么时候会拿出激光来给我玩Whenwillyoubebringingoutthelasersformetoplaywith?我们会从小的激光开始呢Andwillwestartwiththesmalllasers,还是直接开始用大激光orcouldwegojuststraighttothebiglasers,用于玩耍的用途intermsOfplayingwiththem?我们这门课不会使用真正的激光Wewon'tbeusingactuallasersinthiscourse.是关于将它们实现的理论It'saboutthetheorythatmakesthempossible.我人生中最意味深长的失败经历之一Oneofthemostsignificantbummersofmylifetime.首先个人最爱Firstup,apersonalfavorite,黑道家族字体theSopranosoption.现在我向你们保证任何看到这个logo的人Now,Iguaranteeyou,anyonethatseesthislogo原剧中的意大利口音都会“永生难忘”isnotgonna"fugghedaboudit"这是我们现在的社区中心Thisisourcurrentcommunitycenter.恶心Ugh.这是新的社区中心Thisisournewcommunitycenter!没错长得像苹果专卖♥♥店That'sright,itlookslikeanapplestore.今天我是贝佛利山的整形医生Today,maBeverlyhillsplasticsurgeon,而公园部是一个满脸皱纹三十出头的家庭老主妇andtheParksdepartmentisawrinklyoldhousewifeinherearly30s.我要准备创造奇迹mabouttoworkamiracle.谢谢女士真是个好故事Thankyou,ma,am.Whatastory.还有人吗Anyoneelse?还有人Anyone.呃这位先生想说点什么Uh,thisgentlemanwantstosaysomething.不我不想No,Idon't.不是吧MeI你总是会对什么事情生气Comeon,Mel.You,realwaysupinarmsaboutsomething.不我没有No,mnot.我不是总是对什么事情生气mnotalwaysupinarmsaboutsomething.来了就是这个感觉Therewego.That'sthespirit.告诉我烦扰你的是什么Talktomeaboutwhat'sbotheringyou.好的这就够了感谢各位Okay,that'lldoit.Thanks,everybody.我有一次主持了一个新自行车棚的论♥坛♥Ioncehostedaforumaboutanewbikerack持续了七个小时thatlastedsevenhours.现在我需要这些人来抱怨的时候NowwhenIneedthesepeopletocomplain,他们45分钟就解决了they'redonein45minutes?Pawnee社区大学每日完成标准哇来看看呢Whoa,checkitout.玩校内飞盘高尔夫都能拿到学分呢Youcangetcreditforplayingintramuralfrisbeegolf好的你可以上一门内战的课程Okay,youcantakeaclassontheCivilWar.我为什么要上关于已发生事情的课呢WhywouldItakeaclassonsomethingthat'salreadyhappened?你们看你们都已经发表过意见了1.ook,youguyshavealreadyhadyoursay.现在我想试试我想试的东西NowIwanttotrysomethingthatIwanttotry.我选择的方式会跟以往一样AndmgonnamakemychoiceasIalwaysdo,随机atrandom.女性研究入门1.indaLonegan教授当她在火焰上被焚烧的时候Asshewasburnedatthestake,圣女贞德没有退缩JoanofArcdidnotcower.她没有乞求宽恕Shedidnotbegformercy.她用强大清晰的声音说道shesaid,inastrong,clearvoice,“我不害怕我生来就是为此”"Iamnotafraid.Iwasborntodothis.'*我想在火上被焚烧Iwanttobeburnedatthestake.很多社会机构的建立纯粹就是为了压♥迫♥女性Manysocietalinstitutionswereestablishedsolelytooppresswomen.时至今日Tothisday,有些女权主义者甚至谴责婚姻为一种美化后的奴隶制somefeministshaveevencondemnedmarriageasaglorifiedformofslavery.阿门Amen.那堂课也太精彩了Thatclasswasawesome.我全心全意地同意Iwholeheartedlyagree.如果那个女人没有如此猛烈地反对婚姻Ifthatwomanweren,tsoviolentlyopposedtomarriage,我觉得我会向她求婚IthinkIwouldproposetoher.嗯那就决定了Well,then,it'sdecided.AndyDwyer就上“妇女激光”AndyDwyerwillbetaking"women'slasers."“女性研究”"Women'sstudies.',对不起天我一直在想激光Sorry.God,Icannotstopthinkingaboutlasers."女性研究”"Women'sstudies."有“女性激光”这么回事吗Istheresuchthingas',women,slasers"?那会是我的第选择That'dbemynumberonepick.打扰了这里在发生什么啊Excuseme,whattheheckisgoingonhere?只是在准备这个极小但极具侵略性的公园的开幕式Justpreparingforthegrandopeningofthistinybutveryintrusivepark.我们被告知它对周边环境的影响很小Weweretoldthiswouldhaveverylittleimpactontheneighborhood.但这个传♥单♥上有几百项活动Thisflyerhashundredsofevents.每晚午夜都要放烟火吗Therearefireworkseverynightatmidnight?午夜开始Theystartatmidnight.谁知道会放到什么时候Whoknowswhenthey,regonnaend?你们看我甚至都不知道这个公园的影响Look,Idon'tevenknowtheimpactofthispark,因为市政♥府♥略过了环境影响报告becausethecityskippedanenvironmentalimpactreport.所以我们不知道交通问题或者噪音或者灯光或者犯罪问题SoWedon'tknowabouttrafficproblemsorsoundorlightsorcrime.我是说这些都是谜Imean,it'sallamystery.你不就是给政♥府&hearts江作的吗Don'tyouworkforthegovernment?我是啊Joe是的所以我才知道这个阴谋论能走到多远Ido,Joe.Yeah,that'showIknowjusthowhighthisconspiracygoes.我们能做什么吗Whatcanwedoaboutit?太高兴你们问了我有些点子mgladyouasked.Ihavesomeideas.这些是我们目前的公园管♥理♥员♥Theseareourcurrentparkrangers.他们要干啥没人在乎Whataretheyupto?Noonecares.他们很无聊而我讨厌他们They'reboring,andIhatethem.但Style电视网今春即将播放.Butcomingthisspringtothestylenetwork.管♥理♥员&hearts滇人秀RangerRealityShow.抱歉Tom但Chrismsorry,Tom,butChris,他只是想让我们选个新字体而已hejustwantedustochooseanewfont.我觉得真的你已经跑题太远了Imean,really,you'vegonewayofftrack.嗯你猜怎么着Jerry我是个梦想家Well,guesswhat,Jerry?madreamer.好嘛我做大梦你看着办Okay?Idreambig.Dealwithit.Tom周末才是用来做梦的Tom,weekendsarefordreaming.你是个政♥府♥职工这是政♥府♥工作Youareagovernmentworker.Thisisagovernmentjob.此外不是做大梦Plusisn'tdreamingbig才导致你的老公♥司♥陷入麻烦的吗exactlywhatgotyouintroublewithyouroldcompany?嘿你要去哪啊Joe洗手间Hey,whereyougoing,Joe?-Bathroombreak.不回到这边来No,getbackoverthere.我给你找个瓶子之类llfindyouabottleorsomething.这些人是从哪冒出来的Wheredidallthesepeoplecomefrom?他们为啥这么快就反对这个计划了Andwhydidtheyturnsoquicklyonthisproject?嗯你知道都是怎么样的Well,youknowhowitgoes.只需要一个疯子带头就都生气了Itonlytakesonenutjobtogetpeopleriledup.我讨厌这么说Ihatetosaythis,但我觉得我们必须得做那个环境影响报告了butIthinkwe,regonnahavetodothatenvironmentalimpactreport.他们非常明确地要求这个Theyareexplicitlydemandingit.我要求做环境影响报告嘿所有人听好了Hey,everybody,listenup.呃以回应你们的投诉Uh,inresponsetoyourcomplaints,我们取消了所有这些破坏性的活动Wearecancellingallofthesedisruptiveevents.这个公园只会是一篇安静的小草坪不伤害任何人Thisparkisjustgonnabeaquietpatchofgrass,harmingnobody.所有人没意见吧Everybodycool?好的Great.梦之队Dreamteam.实际上Chris我知道你觉得我们是梦之队Actually,Chris,Iknowyouthinkthatwe,readreamteam"梦之队Dreamteam!是的Yeah.但我们不是Butwe,renot你看这位Leslie就是一人的队伍Yousee,Lesliehereisateamofone.而那可能是