ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
今天我们要迎来一个Todaywearewelcomingadelegation姐妹城市公园部的代表团fromtheParksDepartmentofoursistercity,委内瑞拉的BoraquaBoraqua,Venezuela.我们和市长的合影在明天下午3点Ourphoto-opwiththemayoristomorrowat3:00p.m.所以我尽快需要你们的着装建议So,mgonnaneedyoursuggestionsaboutmywardrobeASAP.我说过r金亮片运动裤Itoldyou,goldsequinsweatpants.还有各位记住委内瑞拉是个穷国家Also,remember,everyone,Venezuelaisapoorcountry.这些人没有习惯Thesemenarenotusedtothewealth我们印第安纳中部富有和浮华的生活andflashthatwehavehereincentralIndiana.我们未来两天的唯一任务Ouronlyjoboverthenexttwodays就是让这些人有家的感觉istomakethesemenfeelathome.是的我有点紧张Yes,Iamalittlenervous.Pawnee历史上与外国访客的交际都有点棘手Pawneehaskindofatrickyhistorywithwelcomingforeignvisitors.野牛未知但时过境迁Butthingshavechanged.我们的客人会住在汽车旅馆当然Ourguestsaregonnastayinamotel,forsure.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第5集第2季第5集哦天万一他们不说英语怎么办Oh,God!Whatiftheydon'tspeakEnglish?APriI你懂西班牙语对吧April,youknowSpanish,right?你把自己埋在工作里因为你的个人生活不快乐哦好太棒了Oh,good.Excellent.我妈是波多黎各人所以我的性格才如此活泼多彩Mymom'sPuertoRican.That'swhymsolivelyandcolorful.哦天啊他们来了好的各位整理一下Oh,myGod.Heretheyare.Okay,everybody,cleanup.衣服理好所有人就好Jerry放吧Pullyourthingup.Everyone,justbe.Good.Jerry,hitit.这是我的心血我安排了整个旅程Thisismybaby.veputthiswholetriptogether,我跟你说啊andletmetellyousomething.真的不容易你知道吗It,snotbeeneasy,youknow?如何在48小时的旅行里融进Pawnee的全部HowdoyoufitallofPawneeina48-hourvisit?我必须从行程中去掉摇滚保龄馆IhadtodroptheRockandRollbowlingalleyfromouritinerary.那是我人生中最难打的电♥话♥之一Thatwasoneofthemostdifficultphonecallsveeverhadtomake.你们好来自委内瑞拉Boraqua伟大的公园部门的杰出代表Hello,mostexcellentrepresentativesofthegreatParksDepartmentofBoraqua,Venezuela.我是公园与娱乐部门副主任IamDeputyDirectorofParksandRecreation,以及大坑美化部门临时子委员会主席LeslieKnopeandChairwomanoftheDepartmentalAd-HocSub-CommitteeforPitBeautification,LeslieKnope.幸会It,sapleasuretomeetyou.我是公园部门副行政长官mVice-DirectorEjecutivodelDiputadodelDepartamentodeParques,RaulAlejandroBastillaPedrodeVelosodeMaldonadoRaulAlejandroBastillaPedrodeVelosodeMaldonado.我是TommTom.这些是我的同事小喷泉部部长AntonioRivera-FoncescaThesearemycolleagues,AntonioRivera-Fonseca,MinisterofSmallFountains.篱笆管♥理♥员♥ElvisCorrejaAndElvisCorreja,AdministratorofHedges.这位是Andheis?不用关注他Paynoattentiontohim.他是我们的实习生Johnny他没有价值He'sourintern,Johnny.Heisworthless.我们一路过来很累了Wearequitetiredfromourtrip.能让你们的佣人帮忙拿下行李吗Couldyouhaveyourservantcollectourbags,please?他叫我啥-Tom拜托What'dhecallme?-Tom,please.文化差异记得吗做个好东道主为我牺牲下吧Ifsadifferentculture,okay?Justbeagoodhost.Dothisforme?好吧Fine.好的我们派我们可悲的佣人小伙Yes.Wewillgetourpatheticservantboy取你们的行李去吧小伙tofetchyourluggage.Go,boy!我知道你们旅途劳累Now,Iknowyougentlemenhadalongflight,但我为你们准备了一个欢迎宴会butIhavepreparedawelcomepartyinyourhonor.棒极了我喜欢宴会Excellent.Iliketoparty.我的任务就是满足你们的所有需求Well,myjobistoseetoyoureveryneed.我们就选择自己想要的女人吗Dowejustselectthewomanwedesire?我选哪个大个黑妞吧Iwilltakethelargeblackone.有点意思-什么Interestingchoice.-What?你们有那种印着可挑选女人照片的花名册吗Doyouhavesomekindofbookwithphotosofthewomenavailabletous?如果没有我也选择哪个性感黑妞Ifnot,Iwillalsotakethesexyblackone.我一点都不惊讶我去过南美Iamnotsurprisedatall.vebeentoSouthAmerica.我在那吃遍天下Ididverywellthere.我觉得可能有点沟通问题Ithinktheremight,vebeenatranslationproblem.我说的宴会是不包含性♥交♥易的那种WhenIsaidparty,Imeantonethatdidnotincludesexforpay.包含吃喝跳舞那一类的Butonethathadfoodanddrinkanddancing,thatsortofthing.所以没有女人吗So,nowomen?没有No.开场有点奇怪Offtokindofaweirdstart.我们有太多可以互相学习的地方了Wehavesomuchtolearnfromeachother.你们吃什么鸟类呢Whatkindofbirdsdoyouguyseat?鸡Chickens.我们也是太神奇了Us,too!Amazing.这是什么Whatisthis?水哦抱歉"agua"Water,msorry.Agua.在我们国家政♥府♥官员只喝瓶装水Inourcountry,governmentofficialsdrinkonlybottledwater.我可以向你保证这杯水很安全Icanassureyouthatthatwater'sverysafetodrink.不瓶装的谢谢送那个小伙去No.Bottled,please.Sendtheboy.Tom去买♥♥水Tom,gogetwater.1.eslie不是吧1.eslie,comeon!辛苦费Foryourtroubles.这就去老大Yougotit,Chief.在委内瑞拉政♥府♥实习的机会可是香厚厚你肯定很有关系吧是我很有权力大家都很怕我嘿APriI你能来帮我一下Hey,April,canyouhelpmeoutasecond.走开JerryGoaway,Jerry.好吧Okay.看到了吧这是HugoChavez在1992年的社♥会♥主♥义♥革命中用过的枪的金制复♥制♥品ThisisagoldplatedreplicaofthegunHugoChavezusedinthe1992Socialistrevolution.作为礼物Itisagift.这把枪真的象征这我们两国H益增长的和平友谊Thisguntrulysymbolizestheblossomingpeacebetweenourtwonations.外交的关键在于送礼Akeyaspecttodiplomacyisgift-giving.礼物必须好到显示对来宾的尊重Thegifthastobeniceenoughtohonorandrespecttheguest,又不能太好以至于让对方蒙羞butnotsonicethatitshameshim.此外还需要代表本地文化Plus,itneedstorepresentthelocalculture.我找到了完美的东西AndIfoundtheperfectthing.一瓶高果糖的玉米糖浆Abottleofhigh-fructosecornsyrup,来自Pawnee自家的SWeetUmS工厂maderighthereinPawnee'sownSweetumsfactory.Sweetums!如果你打不过他们就甜死他们始于l♥8♥9♥1Sweetums!Ifyoucan'tbeat'em,Sweetums!Sincel♥8♥9♥l.100个八打半的香蕉婴儿奶嘴同样是Pawnee本地♥产♥品Andeightandahalfdozenrubberbabybottlenipples,alsomadehereinPawnee.KernSton橡胶奶嘴尝起来以假乱真,Kernston,sRubberNipples,tastesliketherealthing.是的我们也很高兴来到你们的肮脏小巷Yes.AndWetooarepleasedtobehereinyourdirtyalleyway.感谢你们送的一桶液体和一包垃圾Wethankyouforthecontainerofsap,andthebagofgarbage.他的英语并不完美所以我觉得他可能没意识到自己有多无礼HisEnglishisn,tperfect,soIdon'tthinkherealizeshowinsultinghe,sbeing.我们和朝鲜的开城也是姐妹城市We,realsosistercitieswithKaesong,NorthKorea.他们的城市好太多了Theirtownisfarnicer.没事这是我的工作我是外交官That'sfine,it'smyjob.madiplomat.我不会感情用事mnotsupposedtotakeitpersonally.我们在这里没呆多久但就我们所见Wehaven'tbeenhereforaverylongtime,butwhatwehaveseenis,真的从心底说太压抑了really,fromthebottomofourhearts,trulydepressing.真的真是悲哀Really,reallysadstuff我的意思是这就是人们那么尊敬希拉里克♥林♥顿♥的原因Imean,that'swhypeoplerespectHillaryClintonsomuch.因为没人能像她那样受气,Cause,nobodytakesapunchlikeher.她是世界上最坚强最聪明的沙包She'sthestrongest,smartestpunchingbagintheworld.有趣的是Antonio跟我说我们要不掉头回去It'sfunnybecauseAntoniosaidtome,"Canweturnthiscararound“说我们生病了或者是迷路了”"andsaywe'resickorsomething,orthatwelostourway?"当然这对你们来说很无礼Ofcourse,thatwouldberudetoyou.你的专业是什么Whatisyourprofession?我是城市规划师macityplanner.这个城市还规划过啊Thiscitywasplanned?我在路上看到一家纹身店旁边是学校Onthedrivein,Isawatattooparlor,nexttoaschool再旁边是塔可钟nexttoaTacoBell.看起来就像是非常蠢的啮齿动物设计的Itlookslikeitwasdesignedbyaverystupidrodent.他这只啮齿动物其实挺聪明He'sactuallyaprettysmartrodent.啊哦-啊Uh-oh!-Ah!你反应很快Youhaveaquickwit.你知道吗我改主意了Youknowwhat?vechangedmymind,今天晚上睡你好了Iwillhaveyoufortheevening.哦是么Oh!Boy.她稍后再答复你She'llgetbacktoyouonthat.政♥治♥上不我不支持ChavezPolitically,no,Idon'tsupportChavez.我鄙视他和他做的一切Idespisehimandeverythingthathedoes.但另一方面这真是把好枪Ontheotherhand,thisisaprettysweet-assgun.你要的香蕉先生Thebananayouwanted,senor.啊终于来了剥皮Ah!Finally.Youpeel.啥What?用你的手给香蕉剥皮Withyourhands,youpeelthebanana.好的我们开始吧好吗Okay!Let'sgetstarted,shallwe?我安排了一整天的活动IhaveafulldayOfactivitiesplanned.我想看看你们给孩子喂糖精的地方Iwouldliketoseewherethechildrenarefedthesweeteners.餐厅吗Arestaurant?美国儿童♥增♥肥的效率Americanchildrenarefattenedmoreefficiently比世界上其他地方都高得多thananyotherchildrenintheworld.我是说他们像小篮球-样Imean,they'relikelittlebasketballs.他们是巨大的小肥猪Andthey1rehuge,littleporkers.好Okay.这是我们的温度计Thisisourthermometer!我正努力把一个大土坑建成一座社区公园mtryingtoturnagiantdirtpitintoacommunitypark.不过我需要35000刀而市政♥府♥预算里没有那么多钱ButIneed$35,000,andthecitydoesn'thaveenoughmoneyinitsbudget.我不理解Idonotunderstand.你们从来没有预算不足吗You'veneverhadabudgetshortage?没有No.委内瑞拉富含大量石油储备Venezuelaisblessedwithmassiveoilreserves.大量我是说巨量多到你想象不到Massive,Imean,tremendous,like,youwouldnotbelieve.哈Hmm.国家出♥但♥石油钱留着Thestatesellstheoil,andkeepsallthemoney,我们想建啥就建啥andwebuildwhateverwewant.哇现在我不明白了Wow,well.Now,Idonotunderstand.我觉得我的英语很清楚了我重复一遍吗IfeelmyEnglishwasveryclear.ShallIrepeat?委内瑞拉委内瑞拉我的国家Venezuela,Venezuela,mycountry,有很多石油石油是汽车的食物hasalotofoil.Oilisfoodforcars.委内瑞拉人很有自信啊TheVenezuelansareaveryconfidentpeople.好吧我知道这些人并不是Okay,look,Iknowtheseguysdidn'tturnouttobeexactly我们想象中那个样子howwethoughttheywouldbe.你说他们可能连厕纸是啥都不知道Yousaidtheymightnotknowwhattoiletpaperis.我要说出口了我们不能再谦虚了mcallinganaudible.Wecan'tbehumbleanymore.我们要做的是带他们去我们最好的公园Whatwe'regonnadois,we'regonnatakethemtoourbestpark然后让他们刮目相看andwe'regonnablowtheirsocksoff.啊我觉得很难让他们刮目相看了Yeah,Idon'tthinkthat'sgonnablowtheirsocksoff.行那我们走远一点我们带他们去芝加哥Fine,we,llgofurther.We'lltakethemtoChicago假装是Pawnee的一部分或者纽约或者伦敦andpretendit'spartofPawnee.OrNewYork.OrLondon!哦等等那边钱长得不一样No,wait,themoney,sdifferentthere.他们会发现的好算了我们去公园They'llfigureitout.Okay,nevermind.We'llgotothepark.大家在后排感觉如何舒服吗Everybodydoingokaybackthere?Comfortable?我们给你们安排的汽车旅馆可相当不错Well,themotelwe'reputtingyouupinisreallynice.可以看TBS委内瑞拉能看TBS吗YoucanwatchTBS.DoyouhaveTBSinVenezuela?我在委内瑞拉什么都有IhaveeverythinginVenezuela.我的地&hearts产♥上有四根卫星天线Ihavefoursatellitedishesonmyestate.我们有14000个频道一万四千Weget14,000channels.Fourteenthousand.我已经知道天桥骄广今年谁赢rIalreadyknowwhowinsProjectRunway.哇那我得去你们家了Wow.mcomingovertoyourhousethen.我知道你在想啥但不谢谢Iseewhatyou,regettingat,butno,thankyou.我还是主要对那个大个黑女人感兴趣Iamstillprimarilyinterestedinthelargeblackwoman.我们到了观赏吧孩子们Hereweare!Takeitin,boys.这真是美国的耻辱啊什么ThisisanembarrassmenttoAmerica.-msorry?你确实应该改正这个地方Youarerighttowanttocorrectthis.改正什么Correctwhat?这就是你们告诉我们的那个大坑吧不是么Thisisthegiantpitofdirtyouweretellingusabout,isitnot?想改造成公园的那个Theoneyouwanttoturnintoapark?不不这已经是一个公园了No,no.Thisisalreadyapark.这还是我们最受欢迎的公园之一Andit'soneofourbest-lovedparks.这些树咋这么小呢Whyarethetreessosmall?也没有那么小啊They'renotthatsmall.而且大小不重要Besides,sizedoesn'tmatter.不很重要我们的树都很巨大Yes,itdoes.Ourtreesarehuge.我们在树里面开隧♥道♥Webuildtunnelsthroughthem.愿意陪我出去吗不愿意陪我爬树吗不你结婚了吗我有男朋友了算是吧我要杀了他Boraqua的公园比这好太多了TheparksinBoraquaarefarsuperior.我们家乡的公园”这里的公园”Theparkinmyhometown,ElparquedelEste,我们有单轨铁路有水族馆wehaveamonorail,andwehaveanaquarium,我们有JariPa圆形剧场十分巨大andwehavetheJaripaAmphitheater.It'shuge.1.adyGaga上周还去演出了1.adyGagaplayedtherelastweek好啊我们可没有LadyGagaGreat.Well,wedon,thaveLadyGaga.我也不觉得她会来这里AndIdon'tthinkshe,sgoingtocomehere除非她的事业遭受重创unlesshercareertakesaverybadturn.但我们有比LadyGaga更美好的东西民♥主♥ButwehavesomethingmorebeautifulthanLadyGaga.Democracy.我会给你们看个例子mgonnashowyouanexampleofthat我们去市政厅参加会议1.et'sgotoatownhallmeeting.Elvis你要的OhHenry!Raul的ButterfingerElvis,OhHenry!Raul,Butterfinger.Antonio去掉脆米的雀巢脆米巧克力Antonio,NestleCrunchwiththecrispyriceremoved.奇怪的选择但为了你我搞定了Weirdchoice,butforyou,Igotitdone.我觉得很侮辱人但你才怎么着Ifinditincrediblydemeaning.Butguesswhat?钱哦来下场雨吧Cashmoney.mgonnamakeitrain我还是赶快捡起来mjustgonnapickthatuprealquick.所以你们准备好了吗我们要开始了So,areyouguysready?We'reabouttostart.这就是你们开会的地方Thisiswhereyouhaveyourmeetings?呃地点不固定Well,thelocationrotates.有时候我们去排球场Sometimeswehavethemonthevolleyballcourts.你们在哪开会呢Wheredoyouholdyourmeetings?既然你问了Well,nowthatyouask.我们一般会在不同的堡垒之间切换Weusuallyrotateaswellbetweendifferentfortresses还有城♥堡♥和宫殿andcitadels,andpalaces.哈我们不需要宫殿Hmm.Wedon'tneedpalaces.会议中闪光的是点子Theideasarewhatshineinourmeetings.你们是什么啊傻子吗Whatareyou?Somekindofmoron?为什么不在公园卫生间里装干手♥机♥Whydon'tyouhavehanddryersintheparkbathrooms?它们比纸巾更卫生啊They'resomuchmoresanitarythanpapertowels!谁都知道Anyoneknowsthat!我的狗去你们一个公园里吃了其他狗的狗屎Mydogwenttooneofyourparksandateanotherdog,sfeces.我要起诉你们Andmgoingtosueyouforthat.你喜欢吗-不Howdoyoulikeit?-No!你喜欢这样吗Howdoyoulikethat?现在想象一下你端着咖啡是怎么样Nowimagineyou'reholdingcoffee.这也太过分了Thisisoutrageous.把抗♥议&hearts渚撵走的武装人员去哪广Wherearethearmedmenwhocomeintotaketheprotestersaway?去哪了Wherearethey?这种行为在Boraqua是不能容忍♥的ThiskindofbehaviorisnevertoleratedinBoraqua.你大喊大叫他们就送你去监狱Youshoutlikethat,theyputyouinjail.直接去没有审判什么都不用Rightaway.Notrial,nonothing.记者我们有记者专门的监狱Journalists?Wehaveaspecialjailforjournalists.你偷东西直接去监狱You'restealing?Righttojail.你放音乐声音太大直接去监狱马上You,replayingmusictooloud?Righttojail.Rightaway.你开车太快监狱太慢监狱You'redrivingtoofast?Jail.Slow?Jail.你卖♥♥毛衣太贵You,rechargingtoohighpricesforsweaters,卖♥♥眼镜关进监狱glasses,yourighttojail.你鱼没熟信不信由你监狱Youundercookfish,believeitornot,jail.你鸡肉做糊了监狱Youovercookchicken,alsojail.不熟太Undercook,overcook.你约好看牙医但最后没去Youmakeanappointmentwiththedentistandyoudon'tshowup?相不相信监狱马上Believeitornot,jail,rightaway.我们有全世界最好的病人因为监狱Wehavethebestpatientsintheworld,becauseofjail.确实很艰难但气氛很活跃Well,itwastoughgoing,butitwaslively.这次公共论♥坛♥你们怎么看Whatdidyouthinkoftheopenforum?一群丑人♥大♥喊大叫吗简直是折磨Thismeetingofuglypeopleyelling?Itisliketorture.这是你们的观点That'soneperspective.在Boraqua政♥府♥运转就像热刀切黄油一样轻松InBoraqua,thegovernmentmoveslikeahotknifethroughbutter.不会像在这听着人们吼叫Notasthishere,listeningtopeopleyelling,他们的肥脸全部变红thesefatfacesturningallred?你开玩笑吗我们像是国王Areyoukiddingme?We'relikekings!我们走在街上他们当我们是摇滚明星Wewalkdownthestreetandtheytreatuslikerockstars.我们不对任何人解释Weanswertonobody.真正的民♥主♥制度下我们相信公民的意见极有价值InatrueDemocracy,webelievethattheinputofourcitizensisextremelyvaluable.嘿这些椒盐卷饼难吃死了Hey!Thesepretzelssuck!谢谢看到了吗Thankyou.See?难怪这个国家什么都做不成Nowondernothingevergetsdoneinthiscountry.真的吗什么都做不成Really?Nothinggetsdone?跟金门大桥说这话吧TellthattotheGoldenGateBridge.或者美国偶像或者月亮OrAmericanIdol.Orthemoon!哦等等你们不行因为你们没去过Oh,wait,youcan,'causeyou'veneverbeenthere.这不是人身攻击1.ook,thisisnotpersonal.我们只是觉得你们很弱小你们的城市很恶心Wejustthinkthatyouareweakandyourcityisdisgusting.我觉得你们很无礼你们自来之后就很无礼Ithinkyou'rerude.AndIthinkyou'vebeenrudesinceyoucamehere.我还觉得你们的奖牌很蠢制♥服♥很土AndIthinkthatyourmedalsarestupidandyouruniformislame,你们都想跪舔HugoChavezandyouguyswanttomarryHugoChavez!嘿不要对Chavez无礼Hey!DonotdisrespectChavez.笨蛋ChavezStupidChavez.我刚刚说你不得无礼-好哦我就说了Ijusttoldyounottodisrespecthim.-Good,Ijustdid.两次了-我不喜欢ChavezThat'stwice.-1don'tlikeChavez.不你喜欢而且不准不尊重他Yes,youdo.Anddonotdisrespecthim.我不尊重不你尊重No,Idon't!-Yes,youdo!不我不尊重RaulNo,Idon't,Raul.听着如果你不喜欢这就走吧好嘛Raul1.ook,ifyoudon'tlikeithere,thengo,okay,Raul?走就走-好闭嘴Great.-Good.Shutup.我们已经闭嘴了我们要走了We'reshuttingup,yeah.Andwe'llgo.那是我们的笔Thoseareourpens.我们根本不需要那就别拿Wedon'tevenneedthem.-Great,thendon'ttakethem.我们没拿Wedidn't.他们开始的Theystartedit.这些人是粗鲁傲慢狭隘的A级混♥蛋♥1.ook,thoseguyswererude,arrogant,narrow-minded,class-Ajerks.我可能失去了冷静但他们活该Now,Imayhavelostmycool,buttheydeservedit.好我联♥系♥市长取消拍照Okay.llcallthemayorandcancelthephoto-op.不别那样-好No!Don'tdothat!-Okay.那给委内瑞拉人打电♥话♥道歉ThencalltheVenezuelansandapologize.不他们是粗鲁傲慢狭隘的A级混♥蛋♥No,theywererude,arrogant,narrow-minded,class-Ajerks!好我联♥系♥市长取消拍照Okay.ThenI'llcallthemayorandcancelthephoto-op.不No!你发现问题了吗Doyouseetheproblemhere?是的但我不想Yes!ButIdon'twantto!昨天我表现得强硬直接YesterdayIwastoughanddirect但今天我必须散发魅力andtodayIhavetobecharming.基本上.-谢谢Basically.-Thankyou!昨天我是希拉里今天我是比尔YesterdayIwasHillaryClinton,andtod
