AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第二季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeC,mon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#Thefunwillneverend#剪女人的头发老皮给我一些苹果Hey,Jake.Gimmesomeofthatapple.马上来Comingup.我知道你在想什么Iknowwhatyou'rethinkingabout.你想亲泡泡糖公主KissingPrincessBubblegumonthemouth.才不是而且我绝不会这样做No,mnot.AndIwouldn'tevendothatever.当然会你只是不擅跟女生聊天Yeah,youwould.You'rejustbadattalkingtoladies.约德尔太太我该继续吗？ShouldIkeepgoing,Mrs.Yoder?不用阿宝这样够r谢谢No,Finn,that'splenty,thankyou.好需要帮忙就尽管说Okay,letusknowifyouneedanythingelse.Jump!你们俩是英雄Youtwoareheroes.走吧老兄Comeon,dude.听到了吗？她说我们是英雄Didyouhearthat?Shecalledusheroes.是啊我听到了Yeah,Iheard.你们好啊Hey,how'sitgoing?那只小鸟没说错吗？Isthattrue?Whatthebirdsaid?你们俩是英雄吗？Youguysareheroes?你干吗躲在灌木丛里？Whywereyouhidinginthatshrub?我这不叫躲Iwasn'thiding.我是树巫matreewitch.我可以变成树灌木和树丛之类的Icanturnintotreesandshrubsandbushesandstuff.看好了Checkitout.听着我需要两位英雄Solisten,Ineedyoutwoheroes帮我弄束公主的头发来togetmealockofprincesshair.一为什么要公主的头发？一这还要问吗？Whydoyouneedprincesshair?-Why?因为我有秃头危机'CauseIhaveabaldingproblem.你们瞎了吗?What,areyoublind?Areyoublind?我们没瞎我完全不知道一一点也不瞎我怎么晓得？No,we,renotblind,Ihadnoidea.-No.Notatall.Ididn'tknow.随便啦我需要公主的头发Anyway,Ineedtheprincesshair.把头发放在头上soIcanputitonmyhead,我就会变漂亮了andthenllbebeautiful.我们认识很多公主Weknowlotsofprincesses.能让我们讨论一下吗？Canyougiveusaminute?好啊去吧Yeah,okay.一老弟我们不该帮她-为什么？Dude,Idon'tthinkweshouldhelpher.-Whynot?因为她是巫婆'Causeshe'sawitch.搞不好她是好巫婆Maybeshe'sagoodwitch.她？你在开玩笑吧？Her?Areyoukidding?得了吧看看她Comeon,lookather.好人才不会长这么丑Ifshewasgood,shewouldn'tbesougly.你们还在讲吗？Areyouguysstilltalking?那我们该怎么办？So,whatdowedo?跟她说我们不想帮丑女吗？Tellherwecan'thelpher'causeshe'sugly?不行老弟她会杀了我们No,man,she'llkillus或对我们下奇怪的诅咒orputafreakycurseonusorsomething.看老哥我用世界级的花言巧语打发她1.etmegetridofher.withsomeofmyworldfamoussmoove-talking.刚刚不好意思了姑娘Sorryaboutthagirl.你不介意我坐下来吧？Youdon'tmindifItakealoadOfEdoyou?你们刚才在谈什么？Whatwereyouguystalkingabout?谈论你的美貌Howprettyyouare.我们在说像你这样的正妹Wewerejustsayingsomeoneasprettyasyou.根本不需要满头秀发doesn'tevenneedafullheadofhair.一是吧老弟？一对啊根本不需要Isn'tthatright,buddy?-Yeah,totally.姑娘要不是我有女朋友了Girl,ifIdidn'talreadyhaveaG.F.我一定把你追到手dbeonyoulikebutterontoast.我不介意当第三者Idon'tmindifyouhaveaG.F.老兄这根本行不通DUde,Idon'tthinkit'sworking.我好像把事情弄得更糟了Yeah,Ithinkmmakingthingsworse.一干吗？一你要怎么追我？What?-Howwouldyoucourtme?意大利面烛光晚餐如何？Spaghettidinner?听着女士我们不能帮你拿公主的头发1.ook,lady,wecan'thelpyougetprincesshair.一为什么？一因为英雄只帮助遇到危险的人Whynot?-Becauseweonlyhelpwhensomeone'sindanger.干吗不早说？Well,whydidn,tyousayso?搞什么？What's.好了现在某人遇到危险rThere.Nowsomeone,sindanger.我就说她很邪恶吧Itoldyoushewasevil.怎么忘了我是巫婆吗？What?Youforgetmawitch?或许吧Maybe.或许你该给我公主的头发Maybeyoushouldgetmesomeprincesshair.这样或许你朋友才不会被吸进我的无底屁屁里somaybeyourfrienddoesn'tgetsuckedintobybottomlessbottom.一快去找公主的头发一好啦Getsomeprincesshair!-Allright.Fine.等等Wait.别跟人说你为什么要头发Youcan'ttellanyonewhyyouneedit.什公为什么？,What?Why?我不想让别人知道我有秃头困扰1don'twantanyonetoknow1haveabaldingproblem.好吧Okay.是肌肉公主的城♥堡♥It'sPrincessMuscles'scastle.阿宝Hi,Finn.肌肉公主Hey,PrincessMuscles.找我有事吗？Whatbringsyouby?这里的公主就属你最近Youwerethenearestprincessand我需要你的一束头发Ineedalockofyourhair.一我明白了一真的？Iunderstand.-Youdo?你要干吗？Whatareyoudoing?给你一个抱抱Tryingtogiveyouahug.为什么？我要头发不是抱抱Why?Iwanthair,nothug.我知道了你想要一步一步来Isee.Youwanttotakethingsslow.不是我是来救你的No.mheretosaveyou.你的头发看起来很糟快点剪掉Fromyourhair.Itlooksreallybad.Cutitoff.Quick.当然很糟Ofcourseitlooksbad.若我有闪亮秀发IfIhadbeautifulshinyhair,就没人要看我的肌肉了noonewouldlookatmymuscles.你打算认真谈恋爱再来吧Comebackwhenyouwannagetseriousaboutlovingme.我超不会跟女生说话Iamterribleattalkingtoladies.公主在哪里？Where'saprincess?公主Princess?那是谁？Who,sthat?是肿泡泡公主It'sLumpySpacePrincess.她现在住在森林里啊？Doessheliveinthewoodsnow?离我远一点Hey.No.Getawayfrommycamp.我砍你喔llcutyou.我永远不会回家了mnevergonnagobackhome.等等她有头发吗？Wait,doessheevenhavehair?她有Shedoes.好吧反正都是头发Well.hairishair.肿了Ohmyglob!你搞什么鬼？Whatthestuffareyoudoing?干吗剪我的肿块？Whyareyoucuttingmylumps?因为它们非常Becausethey're.so.我就知道你喜欢我Iknewyoulikedme.错了我只是刚好路过No,Idon't.I.mjuststoppingby一因为一别狡辩了小帅哥because.-Justadmitit,lover-boy.你暗恋我很久了Youcan'tresistme.想要这些肿块就得娶我Ifyouwanttheselumps,yougottaputaringonit.我的戒指呢？Where'smyring?我知道你喜欢我阿宝Iknewyoulikedme,Finn.所以你才逃跑That'swhyyou,rerunning.释放你的欲望吧宝贝Getintouchwithyourfeelings,babe.我该怎么办？WhatamIgonnado?一座墓园Agraveyard?太好了这里一定有毛发旺盛的公主Yes.There'sgottabeahairyprincessinthere.而且不会以为我喜欢她thatwon'tthinkmhittingonher.公主Princess?拜托Comeon.中大奖了,美丽公主在此长眠”Bingo.HereliesPrincessBeautiful.她曾经如此美丽,Shewassobeautiful.完美而且有一点恐怖That'sperfectAndsortofmacabre.好吧Oh,well.你好阿宝Hi,Finn.干吗？你在做什么请住手Wha.Whatareyou.Please.Stop.你的头发呢？Where'sherhair?谢了阿宝Thanks,Finn.*美丽公主在此长眠她曾经如此美丽”HereliesPrincessBeautiful.Shewassobeautiful.但死于秃头butdiedofbaldness?该死Dangit.我一定会变得很漂亮mgonnalooksobeautiful.获邀出席所有派对Invitedtoalltheparties.老皮Jake.对不起兄弟msorry,man.公主的头发根本不可能拿到Gettingprincesshairis.Isimpossible.她们都误以为我爱上她们了Theyalljustthinkminlovewiththem.我办不到Ican'tdoit.你只能在巫婆屁屁里度过余生了You'regonnahavetospendtherestofyourliveinthewitch'sbutt.不行No!闭嘴我在做白日梦Quietdown.mday-dreaming.老弟你就顺势让她们误会DUde,iftheythinkyoulikethem,thenusethat.勇敢面对找个你最能接受的公主Embraceit.Findtheleastterribleprincessyoucan.为她放点音乐煮个饭playhersomemusic,cookherameal.甜言蜜语直到她爱上你smoove-talkheruntilshelikesyou,然后弄到头发andthengetthehair.等等你是指去约会吗？Wait,youmeanlikegoonadate?万不得已娶个公主也行Marryaprincessifyouneedto.拿到头发就对了Justgetherhair.老皮)ake!去拿头发Gogetthehair.好吧你要撑住Okay.Holdon.泡泡糖公主PrincessBubblegum.阿宝Hi,Finn.我需要你跟我来Ineedyoutocomewithme.为什么？我正在浇水Why?mwateringrightnow.来就对了我们时间有限Just.Comeon.Wedon'thavemuchtime.这是要干吗阿宝？Whatisthis,Finn?晚餐吃意大利面We'regonnahaveaspaghettidinner.这样啊坐哪儿？Really?Wheredowesit?阿宝Finn?把屁屁放上来快点Putyourbutthere.Hurry.阿蒙弄浪漫一点Hey,Simon,makeitromantic.来吧塞进嘴里很烫喔Here,shovethisinyourmouth.It'shot.阿宝我不明白一拜托公主Finn,Idon'tunderstand.-Please,princess.塞进嘴里就是了Juststickitinyourmouth.好吧Okay.你得庆幸我喜欢意大利面You'reluckyIlovespaghetti.公主你喜欢我吗？Princess?Doyoulikeme?阿宝我当然喜欢你Finn,ofcourseIlikeyou.真的吗？Really?一对啊一太好了那给我一些头发Yeah.-Yes!Nowgimmesomeofyourhair.阿宝好浪漫喔Finn,that'ssweet.我当然可以给你一些头发Sure,llgiveyousomeofmyhair.拿去吧小可爱Here,takeit,youcutie.谢谢你泡泡糖公主Thankyou,PrincessBubblegum.我的意大利面Myspaghetti.我的猫生了小猫Mycathadkittens.我想叫其中一只小哭妖andmthinkingofnamingonenLittleWhiner."你觉得这个名字好吗？Whaddyathink?Isthatagoodname?我成功了Totallydidit.货真价实的公主头发Genuineprincesshair.一听到了吗老皮？一快点把东西给她Youhearthat,Jake?-Justgiveittoheralready.好了女士请遵守诺言Allright,lady.Adealisadeal.这不是头发Thisisn'thair.这是泡泡糖It'sbubblegum.什么？What?果真是泡泡糖Itisbubblegum.好吧我想你失败了Iguessyoufailed.跟你的狗狗告别吧Saygoodbyetoyourdog.不No!等等Wait!-干吗？一我今天学到了一件事What?-IfIlearnedanythingtoday.那就是我超会跟女生说话it'sthatmawesomeattalkingtoladies.女士你丑翻天了Andlady,youarecrazyugly.什么？What?老弟Dude!就算有一头漂亮头发也不会改变什么Havingbeautifulhairisn'tgonnagetyouanywhere.因为你从里到外都很丑Becauseyou'reugly.Insideandout.丑到我想吐SouglyIwannathrowup.老弟Dude!没有人会觉得你漂亮Noonewilleverfindyoubeautiful.永远不会Ever.但这跟你的秃头没有关系Andit'sgotnothingtodowiththeoldchromedome.而是跟你的心有关Ithastodowithwhat'sinhere.现在请你放了我的朋友Canyougetoffmyfriendnow?兄弟Dude.他说的对He,sright.别误会了我知道我很丑Don'tgetmewrong.Iknowmugly.还很邪恶Andevil.但我以为只要有漂亮头发ButIthoughtifIhadsomebeautifulhair.我就可以学着爱自己Icouldlearnhowtolovemyself.天啊我觉得有点抱歉Gee,Ifeelkindabad.我不觉得Idon't.巫婆一定要是公主的头发吗？Hey,witch.Doesithavetobeprincesshair?不用只要漂亮就好No.Justbeautifulhair.那好吧看仔细了Then,checkthisout.你真的要把头发给我？You'dreallygivemeyourhair?那当然Sure.我看起来如何？SohowdoIlook?美极了从里到外Totallybeautiful.Insideandout.谢谢阿宝Thankyou,Finn.现在我要用头发来做坏事Andnowtousemyhairforevil.什么？一因为我很邪恶啊What?-'CauseI'mevil.我还能怎么样？Whatdidyouwantfromme?我好像把树枝摔断了IthinkIfracturedabranch.待续谢谢观赏