AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第二季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeC,mon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#水晶魔力老弟怎么啦？Yo,man.What'sgoin'on?我在门口找到这个水晶Ifoundthiscrystalonourdoorstep.还蛮神秘的It'sprettymysterious.我在用立体影像书查杳它的资料mtryin,tofindinformationaboutitusingtheholo-book.还蛮酷的That'scool.但是你知道什么是真正酷吗？Butyouknowwhat'sreallycool?猛♥男♥格斗Toughguycontests.猛♥男♥Toughboys.等等这像不像树鼻妹的唇印？Wait,man.Doesn'tthislooklikeTreeTrunks'lipstick?不可能的啦That'simpossible.树鼻妹吃了水晶宝石苹果TreeTrunksexplodedinthescarydarkforest.就在恐怖的黑暗森林爆掉了aftersheatethatcrystalgemapple.记得吗？Remember?记得Yeah,Iremember.来嘛阿宝Comeon,man.跟我猛♥男♥格斗Toughguycontestme.你准备好了吗？Yougotwhatittakestoripit?好了Yeah.那我们就来吧Thenlet,sgetiton.第二回合宝贝Roundtwo,baby.动手吧Doit,man.Doit!第三回合Roundthree.一你跑不掉了老皮一我会挣脱的Gotcha,dude.-mgonnabreakout.想得美Noway.我会用我的肥油挣脱mbreakin,outwithmyfat!我赢r阿宝Iwin,Finn!阿宝？Finn?阿宝你还好吗？Finn,areyouokay?我只是跟你闹着玩的Iwasjustmessin'withyou,dude.我只是在跟你闹着玩的Iwasjustmessin'withyou.你还好吗？Areyouokay?没事Yeah.我只是要休息一下mjustgonnarestmymuscles.老皮你不能再这样失控了Jake.Youcan,tgetalloutofcontrollikethat我为什么会这样？WhyamIlikethis?会这样1.ikethis.老皮你把你弟弟怎么了？Jake.Whatdidyoudotoyourbrother?我们只是闹着玩Wewerejustplaying然后我就失控了andthenIgotoutofcontrol.对不起老爸msorry,dad.没关系儿子做得好No,son.Youdidgood.控制不了自己会让你成为莽撞的男人Havingnoselfcontrolmakesyouatoughgaloot.一就像我一但我不想伤害别人1.ikeme.-ButIdon'twannahurtnobody.那还真糟糕That'stoobad,kid,因为你会伤害每一个人causeyou'regonnahurteverybody.不要No!随便啦老爸Whatev,s,daddy!我绝不会伤害任何人绝不mnevergonnahurtanybody,ever,从现在开始startingnow.一早安老皮一阿宝你没事S'up,dude?-Finn,you'reokay.我还担心我昨晚把你打得太厉害了Iwasscaredthat1mashedyourpotatoestoohardlastnight.你才没这么厉害Youdidn'tmashmypotatoes.我昨天晚上只在枕头里偷哭了不到Youdidn'tevenmakemecrysilently.intomypillowlastnightfor3。分钟无所谓30minutes.Infact,准备好再打一场吗？youreadytogoagain,toughstuff?一我不玩了兄弟一什么？No.Nomore,dude.-What?我不想再失控了Ineverwannalosecontrolagain,man.我要放软身段mgoingtotallysoft.你样子好废Youlooklikeawuss.水晶变颜色了Thecrystal'sglowingadifferentcolor.老皮Jake!这是什么Whafsit.这是怎么回事？Chip,chap,chop.What,sgoin,on?哪一个是阿宝？WhichoneofyouisFinnthehuman?你们是什么人？Dependsonwho'sasking.是好人还是坏人？Arey'allgoodorevil?好人We'regood.我是阿宝一捉住他mFinn.-Gethim.老兄把我兄弟放下Hey,youguys,putmybrodown.老皮Jake!阿宝Finn!老弟怎么回事？Hey,man,whathappened?我不知道就困在这个水晶球里Idon'tknow,butmtrappedinthiscrystalball.快救我出去Getmeoutofhere!我用较好控制的聊天试试看Okay.I'lltrytodoitusingcontrolledconversation.一站住一老兄我是老皮Halt!-Hey,man,mJake.滚Beatit.我想知道为什么捉走我兄弟Iwannaknowwhyyoutookmybuddy.我保证不会使用武力来对你逼供Andmnotgonnauseforcetogetitoutofya.我只是听命行事mjustfollowingorders,bub.谁的命令？Whoseorders?这是个秘密It,sasecret.但是我们准备把阿宝变成水晶Butpartofitiswe,returningFinnintoacrystal.老皮你赶快阻止这些人Jake,youshouldstoptheseguysnow.讨厌Aw,man.快点放我出去Getmeouttahere!不行你会看起来跟我们一样清澈透明No,you'regonnalookawesomeandcrystal,likeus.能心平气和地解决吗？Can'tweworkthisoutlikegents?滚开Getlost.老皮快抓狂给他们颜色瞧瞧Jake,losecontrol.Flipoutonthoseguys.不行爸我必须控制我自己No,Dad!vegottacontrolmyself!控制我自己Control.救命我的手臂Help!Myarm!好啦Okay.我要想一个能不失控的计划mhatchin'acontrolplan.好了老兄请你走开Allright,man,moveoutoftheway.让我救我朋友andletmegetmyfriend.不要我才不要Nope.Notdoin,it那我就自己移开你ThenI'llhavetomoveyoumyself.用我的念力Withmymind.你会伤到自己的快住手You'regonnahurtyourselfstopit.你已经没有时间了小狗Yourtimeisrunningout,littledog.里面动作快一点Hey,speeditupinthere,guys.把电力调高Okay.Turnupthejuice,mang.好的Yeah,mang.老皮救命Jake!Help!阿宝别伤害我朋友Finn!Don'thurtmybuddy!不行老皮千万不能失控No,Jake.No.Don'tlosecontrol.老皮快点Jake!揍他们揍所有人Comeon.Punchthem,Jake.Puncheverybody.有何不可呢Whynot?Comeon.Whynot?不能动手我没有失控Nopunchies!Iamincontrol!你在跟谁说话？Whoareyoutalkingto?没有人你别看我Nobody,man!Don'tlookatme!你们看到了吗？Didyouguysseethat?看到啦Yes.别嘲笑他他有自己的问题Don'tmakefunofhim.He,shavingproblems.大家都有Everybodyhas.爸爸的笨鬼魂我会证明Stupidghostdad.llshowhim.好吧我能控制力道威吓他们Okay.Intimidatethemwithcontrolledattack.快点我想尿尿Hurryup,guys.Igottadropacrystaldonk.我不想听Comeon.Idon,twannahearthat.有什么关系内急不能憋Whatever,man.Iain,tashamed.Igot.一那是什么？一让开What?Whatthe.-Openup!看我控制力道的攻击Feelmycontrolledattack!别闹了Stopit.四分钟后我没有伤害到你吧？mnothurtingyou,amI?没有怪胎No,youfreak.我还有很厉害的招式There'salotmorewherethatcamefrom.你最好告诉我为什么要把阿宝变成水晶？Soyoubesttellmewhyyou'returningFinnintoacrystal.不然你会摸我？Orwhat?You'lltouchme?不告诉我我就继续摸你Sohelpme,Iwilltouchyou.老皮救命啊Jake!Help!阿宝不要Finn!Oh,no!他看起来不错Cutitout.Helooksgood.我的身体Mybody!不好了我的兄弟No,mybud!让他进来吧他现在不碍事了1.ethimin.Hecan'tdonothin'now.对不起阿宝我真是糟透了msorry,Finn.msuperlame.现在你死掉了andnowyou'redead.我才没死掉只是变成硬水晶mnotdead.mjustallcrystalstiff.把你的手从我爱人身上拿开Getyourhandsoffmylover.那个声音.Thatvoice.听起来像Itsoundslike.是的阿宝Yes,Finn.是我树鼻妹It'sme.TreeTrunks.但是在这个世界Butinthisworld,我叫做水晶皇后湿滑酪琪mknownas.Quartzionthecrystalqueen.我的天啊你还活着Oh,mygrosh,you'realive!我不只活着呢阿宝mmorethanalive,Finn.我在恐怖黑暗森林吃了水晶奉果之后AfterIatethatcrystalappleinthescarydarkforest.就被传送这个水晶世界Iwastransportedtothiscrystaldimension.并变成水晶人的统治者whereIbecamerulerofthecrystalmen.然后水晶人全都爱上了我Andthecrystalmenareallinlovewithme.爱你喔湿滑酪琪1.oveyou,Quartzion.我们爱你Weloveyou.好啦,我知道Yes.Iknow.但是你们的爱不够看Butyourlove.isnotenough.我想要你阿宝Iwantedyou,Finn.你就能变成我的性感水晶国王Soyoucouldbetransformedintomysexycrystalking.树鼻妹你的水晶力量太疯狂了TreeTrunks!You'vegonebananaswithcrystalpower.阿宝国王不该骂他的皇后疯狂这样不性感Finn,it'snotsexyforakingtocallhisqueenbananas.老皮你一定要阻止她Jake!You,vetotallygottastopher.我试试看老兄lltry,man.但我还在解决我的问题Butmstillfiguringoutmybiz.我来了树鼻妹HereIcome,TreeTrunks.看我搔痒的厉害Tastemygentlerubs.别用脏东西摸我的鼻子Whoa,there.Don'tyouputyourjunkonmytrunk.加油老皮Go,Jake,go!她太粗鲁又超暴♥力♥She'stoosassyandpowerful.老皮我带一个人来看你是你弟弟Jake,Ibroughtsomeoneheretoseeyou.It,syourbrother.小明你死了？Jermaine?Areyoudead?没有啦我们只是同时做梦No,man.We'rejustdreamingatthesametime.我上次打了你很过意不去msorryaboutthattimeIbeatyouup.那是个意外Yo,thatwasanaccident.我知道你只是闹着玩Iknewyouwerejusthorsin'off.但是老爸你说我会伤害每一个人ButDad,yousaidmgonnahurteverybody.对每一个人Yeah,everybody.老爸你这样根本没帮助1don'tknow,dad.Thatdoesn'treallyhelpme.每一个邪恶的人老皮Everybodywhoisevil,Jake.下次让我把话说完好不好1.etmefinishnexttime.Yeah?那我就不用忍♥了Thenmoveritthen.老皮踢树鼻妹的肚肚Jake!KickTreeTrunksinthetummy.那颗水晶宝石革果可能还在她的肚子里She'sprobablystillgotthatcrystalgemappleinsideher.那一定是她的力量来源Thatmustbegivingherallherpowers.娶我吧阿宝Marryme,Finn.我们可以相拥穿越时空Wecansnugglethroughtimeandspace在不同空间的星球上玩亲亲andkisseachotherinanalternatedimensionalplane.天啊Oh,dear.太好了Yeah!树鼻妹你回来了T.T.You,reback.老皮我的行为很不对Jake,Iwasbehavingsoinappropriately.我觉得好丢脸msoembarrassed.别说了树鼻妹Shush,TreeTrunks.如果每次有人发疯又有超魔力我就能拿一块钱IfIhadapennyforeverytimesomeonewentcrazy.hoppeduponmagicenergy.我就有一块钱了dbeAbrahamLincoln.树鼻妹你没事TreeTrunks!You'reokay!阿宝Finn!我也没事mokaytoo!阿宝我已经困在这里太久了Finn,Iwastrappedhereforsolong.我满脑F所想的只有你andallIcouldthinkaboutwasyou.还有你对我有多好andhowyou'resonicetome.我现在只想说AndIjustwantedtosay.我觉得你好可爱Ithinkyou'recute还有我喜欢你andIlikeyou.好我知道了我们走吧Okay,let,sgo.阿宝我们回家后Finn,whenwegethome,就来吃苹果派吧it,sapplepietime.#烤箱里的苹果派#你是否尝到恋爱的滋味#待续谢谢观赏