AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第二季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeC,mon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#Thefunwillneverend#美味皇家塔在哇赛秘境之中Inthekingdomof0oo,有如同星云般密布的滋味thereisagalaxyofflavors.但只有一种滋味Butonlyonetastesensation美味到让人愿意用生命交换isamazingenoughtokillfor.那就是皇家塔theroyaltart.皇家塔相当罕见Royaltartsareveryrare.只有在哇赛秘境最神圣的聚会才吃得到Theyareonlyeatenatthemostsacredgatheringin0oo.那就是每年的揉背典礼theannualback-rubbingceremony.这个传奇之塔Thetartissolegendary.吸引无数小偷冒着生命危险而来thatcountlessthieveswillrisktheirlives就为了吃那么一口forjustonebite.若皇家塔无法安全送达典礼我就会被砍头Myheadwillbedecapitated.ifthetartsdon'tmakeittotheceremony.我只信任一个人来完成任务Ionlytrustoneguytodeliverthem皇家塔快递先生theroyaltarttoter.他太厉害了He,smagnificent.那是以前现在他又老又疯Heusedtobe.Buthe'sgonemad.Andold.所以他不能再当快递了Sohecan'tdeliverthetartsanymore.肉桂面包毛遂自荐CinnamonBunofferedtofilltheposition,但他有一点buthe'skinda.不成熟half-baked.公主我要开始罗Hey,Princess!HereIgo!我卡住了mstuck.公主塔就交由我们运送吧Princess.Letusdeliverthetarts.你确定吗阿宝？Areyousure,Finn?这非常重要Thisisreallyimportant.公主我这辈子从没这么确定过Princess,Ihaveneverbeenmoresureofanything.inmywholelife.我会尽全力保护你安全地活着lldoanythingittakestokeepyoualiveandsafe.我们不会让你失望Wewon'tletyoudown.那么我接受你的提议Well.Iacceptyouroffer.欢迎来到皇家塔工厂WelcometotheTart-torium!好漂亮They'resobeautiful.不对两位那些是不合格的塔No,boys.Thosearetherejecttarts,到处都是缺陷fullOfimperfections.这些才是完美的塔Thesearetheperfecttarts.安全地装在我的反重力运送罐里Safelypackedintooneofmyanti-gravitytotechambers.运得好Totessweet!现在你们要运送那些塔穿过隧♥道♥Now,Iwantyoutototethosetartsthroughthattunnel.接着皇家塔之路会带你们直达险恶之地的皇家礼堂TheRoyalTartPathtakesyoudirectly.totheRoyalCongressionalHallintheBadlands.这条路保护周全很安全的ThePathisreallysafeandwell-protected.但还是得提高警觉好吗？butkeepyoureyespeeledforanysignofdanger,okay?一好一很好这是地图Yup.-Good.Nowhere,syourmap.公主周围这些冒泡的化学物是什么？Hey,Princess.Whatarethesebubblingchemicalsallovertheplace?那是麻痹药水阿宝That'sparalyzingpotion,Finn!别碰它会让你永远麻痹Don'ttouchit.It'llparalyzeyouforever.谢谢你们Thankyou,boys.记住出差错我会被砍头喔Andremember,myheadisontheline!好了我们走吧Allright,let'shitit.等等我有个超棒的计划Wait.Igotasickplan.一去吧一好的Go!-Okay.再见Bye!Bye-bye,now!Bye!-Bye-bye!真有趣你的计划是什么？Thatwasfun.Butwhy,dyoudoit?听着大家都以为那些塔会经过皇家塔之路1.ook,everyoneexpectsthetartstobeonthatRoyalTartPath.由肉桂面包当诱饵CinnamonBunwillbeourdecoy.我们则走偷塔贼意料之外的路径whilewetaketheonepathnothiefwouldexpectatarttotertotake.末日沙漠theDesertofDoom!我想就是这条路没错Iguessthisisit.没有想像中恐怖NotasscaryasIthoughtit'dbe.对啊老兄根本空空如也Yeah,man,mostlyjustlooksempty.小偷根本不会来这儿Imean,whatthiefwouldeverhangouthere?又没东西可偷There'snothingtosteal.你知道吗我的计划挺聪明的Youknow,Ithinkmyplanmightbekindabrilliant.我不是说自己聪明Imean,mnotsayingmbrilliant.而是这个计划挺聪明的butit'saprettybrilliantplan,Ithink.的确True.这个地方真适合运送塔Thisplaceisperfectfortotin'tarts.对而且揉背典礼就在山那边Yeah,andtheback-rubbingceremonyisrightoverthosemountains.-这项任务绝对是小菜一碟一对啊Thistarttoteisgonnabeatotalcakewalk.-Yeah.等等别动Wait.Holdup!怎么了？Whatisit?附近有营火It,sacampfire.Closeby.闻起来像偷塔贼的营火吗？Doesitsmelllikeatart-thiefscampfire?一有可能一我们最好去看看小心为上Maybe.-Webettercheckitout.Can,tbetoocareful.别烤焦了阿比Don'tburnitnow,Grimby.安静Hush.我不会烤焦它Iain'tgonnaburnit.可恶我以为末日沙漠很安全Crud!Iwassurewe'dbesafeintheDesertofDoom.你在说什么？Wha.Whatyousaying?那些人是鬼鄙的偷塔贼Thosearedirtytartburglars.我觉得他们只是脏脏的流浪汉Ithinkthey'rejustdirtyhobos.不是老兄他们是冷血的毁塔者No,man,theyarecold-bloodedtartdestroyers.我们一定要先下手为强一为什么？Andwehavetogetthembeforetheygetus.-Why?他们若偷走皇家塔会害死泡泡糖公主They'regonnakill.PrincessBubblegumbystealingourtarts!对喔Yeah.阿比为什么杰弟可以拿？ButhowcomeJJgetstoholdit,Grimby?就是这样走开我们要痛扁你们Yeah!Goon!Get!We'llmessyouupcrazy!你给我听好告诉你的朋友You!Listenupandtellyourfriends.你们若再想偷我们的塔Thenexttimeyouwannastealoneofourtart.你们有塔？Yougottarts?别装傻Youknowwedo!你若再想偷塔Andthenexttimeyouwannastealone.先想想这家伙会嚼碎你们的脑袋youpicturethisguyrighthere.chewingonyourbrain!什么？What?那家伙在偷塔Thatthing'sgettingthetarts!今晚吃大餐罗Weeatin,goodtonight!天啊他拿了五六个塔Man,hegotlikefiveorsix.我的计划明明很完美Butmybrilliantplan.一泡泡糖公主要求通话一什么？IncomingtransmissionfromPrincessBubblegum.-What.你好阿宝Hey,Finn.我想用全息项链看看状况如何mjustcheckinginusingtheholo-pendant.我的塔还好吗？Howaremytartsdoing?它们They're.它们好极了完全没问题They'reradical!Notartproblemshere.对啊状况好极了Yeah.Right.Everything'sbazoobs.快看有东西遮住太阳了1.ook.Something'seclipsingthesun.好黑喔It,ssodarknow.阿宝Finn!好吧一会儿见Well.llseeyousoonenough.通话完毕Transmissioncomplete.一计划出差错了一才没有Ithinktheplanwentawry.-No.我们只是运气差了点Allthiswasjustsomefreakbadluck.我们还剩一些塔Butwestillgotsometarts,所以公主还是很安全andtheprincessisstillsafe.对谁知道走皇家塔之路会发生什么怪事Yeah.Andwhoknowswhatkindoffreakythingsmight'vehappened.对谁知道走皇家塔之路会发生什么怪事ifwetooktheRoyalTartPath.肉桂面包现在可能大难临头罗OldCinnamonBun'sprobablygothishandsfull.再见Bye.Goodbye.Bye-bye.你好Hello.-Hello.要我帮您拿吗先生？ShallIholdthatforyou,sir?好Okay.一要我帮您拿吗先生？一好ShallIholdthatforyou,sir?-Okay.一要我帮您拿吗先生?一好ShallIholdthatforyou,sir?-Okay.一要我帮您拿吗先生?一好ShallIholdthatforyou,sir?-Okay.知道吗？就算这完全不是我们的错Youknowwhat?Eventhoughittotallywasn'tourfault.或许丢了那些塔反而是好事it'sprobablyforthebestthatwelostthosetarts.怎公说？How?这提醒我们要保持警戒并且更谨慎一点it'slikearemindertoreallystaysharpandplayitextrasafe.举这个恐怖的山洞为例Forinstance,takethisscarycavernhere.有脑袋的人绝不会把塔带进去Nosanepersonwouldeverbringatartdownthere,所以so.所以没有小偷Sonothieves.正是如此Exactly.你今天势不可挡喔老弟Youareonarolltoday,buddy.一好臭一对啊臭死了P-yew.-Yeah.P-yew.老皮一干吗？Jake.-Yeah?老兄你刚闻了我的屁屁吗？Hey,man,didyoujust,like,sniffmybutt?一刚刚？一对Justnow?-Yeah.没有No.好吧Allright.一阿宝一怎么了老皮？Hey,Finn.-Yeah,Jake?你刚刚是不是由下往上舔了我整只手臂？Didyoujustlickmeallthewayupmyarm?没有No.怪了Strange.老皮把火柴给我Jake,letmeseethosematches.天啊我们被抢了Man,wegotgot.只剩两个了There'sonlytwoleft.什么？What?泡泡糖公主要求通话IncomingtransmissionfromPrincessBubblegum.喂？Hello?我们搞砸了Weblewit,man.我的计划烂透了从头到尾都很烂Myplansucked.Itsuckedallalong.我被傲慢蒙蔽了ButIwasblindedbymyhubris.现在泡泡糖公主要被砍头都是我的错NowPB,sgonnagetgot,andit'sallmyfault.别紧张老弟Takeiteasy,buddy.我们还有两个完整的塔We'vestillgottwowholetartsleft.公主会没事的PB'sgonnabefine!你真这么想？一当然Youreallythinkso?-Yeah,whynot?别碰那些塔Keepoffthem'starts!我说别碰那些塔你是呆子吗？Isaid,backthestuffoffathemtarts!Youanimbecile?但我一现在就给我放下But1.-Rightthebazoobsnow!阿宝他有雷射枪Finn,he'sgotalasergun!太好了Yeah.That'sit.好了我得赶去奶奶家吃早午餐AllrightAndnowIgottabookittoNana,sforbrunch.再会啦Seeyouselater.完了公主死定了It'sover.PB,sgonnagetcroaked.对除非我们闯进去Yeah.Orwecouldsmashinthere.阻止议会砍了她的头andstopCongressfromchoppingherheadoff.你说的对老皮You'reright!Jake,我们去救泡泡糖公主let,sgosavePrincessBubblegum!砍Chop!不要No!又一个切得超棒的塔Anotherperfectlychoppedtart!我宣布一年一度的揉背典礼开始1.ettheannualback-rubbingceremonybegin!老兄他们只是在切塔Dude.They'rejustslicingtarts.而且肉桂面包也在那儿Andthere'sCinnamonBunoverthere.-你们好一他一定是把假货送到了Hey!-Hemusthavedeliveredthedecoys.我们下毒的塔Theoneswepoisoned!不要No!公主别吃那个塔Princess!Don'teatthattart!天啊阿宝好啦我不吃就是了Okay!Geez,Finn,Iwon'teatthattart.我吃另一个塔lleatthisothertartinstead!公主别吃Princess,no!公主麻痹了Theprincesshasbeenparalyzed!我没有麻痹mnotparalyzed.这滋味让我太震惊了mgrippedwiththeflavor!所以我们带的才是有毒的塔Thatmeanswemusthavebeencarryingthepoisonedtartsallalong.对这全是我的伟大计划Yep.Allpartofmymasterplan.随便啦老弟Whatever,man.不好意思毒塔跟替代计划是怎么回事？Excuseme?Whatisthisaboutpoisonedtartsandalternateplans?我好吧是这样的I.Allright,hereitcomes.我聪明的计划是由危险的路径运送塔Ihadabrilliantplantototethetarts.alongadangerouspath.但我搞砸rButImuckeditup.你应该把任务交给肉桂面包YououghttogivethistoterjobtoCinnamonBun.他才是真英雄He,stherealhero.抱歉没有遵从指示还骗门尔msorryfornotfollowingyourinstructions.andforlyingtoyouaboutit.阿宝我原谅你Finn,Iforgiveyou.因为我也骗了你'CauseIliedtoyoutoo.他们才不会砍我的头Theyweren'tgoingtodecapitateme.我这么说你们才不会把塔吃掉Ijustsaidthatsoyouguyswouldn,teatthetarts.我想我们扯平了SoIguesswe'reeven.对我想是的Yeah.Iguessso.各位先生女士皇家塔送到了1.adiesandgentlemen!Theroyaltartshavearrived.老皇家塔快递先生Theoldtarttoter.大家别动Nobodymove.他又瞎又聋却能感知你们的动作Hecan'tseeorhear,buthecanfeelyourmovement.有人吗？来吃我的塔Hello?Eatmytarts?如宇宙般使人坠落的滋味喷发了ThiscosmicdanceOfbursting这般禁忌滋味使我四肢颤栗decadence.andwithheldpermissionstwistsallourarmscollectively.但甜蜜终将获胜but,ifsweetnesscanwin,anditcan.来日我们将齐聚一堂thenllstillbeheretomorrow.庆祝昨日的胜利我的朋友tohigh-fiveyouyesterday,myfriend.再见Peace.待续谢谢观赏