AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#人生是什么？老弟Hey,man.一你在笑什么？一我只是要把这袋奶油What'ssofunny?-Youknow.Justtakingthisgarbagebagofbutter拿进屋里intothehouse.又不好笑Dude,that'snotthatfunny.奶油恶作剧不敢相信我居然被你整了Butter-pranked.Ican'tbelieveIdidn'tseethatcoming.我是整人天才Yeah.magenius.你已经深深冒犯了我Youhaveoffendedmyhonor,sir.你的行为已唤醒我腋F的恶作剧恶魔Andinsodoing.youhaveawokentheprankingdemonthatsleepsinmypits.恶魔即将找上你Thedemoniscomingforyou,mortal.它将痛痛快快地捉弄你'Itisgoingtoprankyousohard.随便我要去小睡一整天Whatever.mgonnatakeaday-longnap.没错笨蛋快去睡吧That'sright,sucker.Gonapitup.你醒来的时候恶作剧恶魔就会来找你了Forwhenyouawake,theprankingdemonwillbeuponyou.讨厌拿奶油丢别人最好玩了Aw,man.Nothing'sbetterthanthrowingabigbagofbutteratsomeone.快想想有没有比奶油更好的恶作剧?Gottathink.What'sabetterprankthanbutter?回答我书本有什么比奶油更棒？Answerme,book.What'sbetterthanbutter?独角兽Aunicorn.寻宝人Atreasurehunter.超级战舰Abattleship.派Apie.恋爱的女生等等倒带Ayounggirlinlove.Wait.Book.Rewind.对了我要不断朝老皮脸上砸派That'sit.llthrownever-endingpiesatJake'sfaceforever.#我要做一个砸派机器人#I'mgonnabuildmeapie-throwingrobot#一直不断砸派#Thatthrowsnever-endingpies#砸在老皮的臭狗脸上#0nJake,suglyface#他肯定来不及反应#Andhewon,tknowwhathithim#因为这些派会砸,#'Causethepiesarenever#石匝个不停#Neverending#疯狂连续砸派时间It,snever-ending-pie-throwingtime来小家伙开始吧Comeon,dude.Turnon.为什么不会动？Whyisn,titworking?我永远做不出比奶油袋更好的恶作剧llnevermakeaprankbetterthanJake'sgarbagebagfullofbutter.一好痛一我的天啊它说话了Ouch.-Holystuff!Ittalked.一太神奇了一你好主人Wowcowchow!-Greetings,creator.一老兄一我叫做砸不停Hey,man.-MynameisNEPTR.就是砸派砸不停机器人whichstandsforNever-Ending-Pie-ThrowingRobot.太好了正是我想制♥作♥的机器人Perfect,you'reexactlythekindofrobotIwastryingtomake.主人我已经等不及开始一辈子制派和砸派了Creator,Iameagertocommence.thecreationandpropulsionofpiesforever.但是我的砸派手臂坏掉了Butmypie-huckingappendageismalfunctioning.而且我的烤箱灯冷却了Andmyovenlampiscold.还有我的履带卡卡的只会打滑Andmytanktreadsdonotroll.theyonlydoskids.为什么呢主人？Why,creator?你喜欢看我受苦吗？Doesitpleaseyoutowatchmestruggle?砸不停别这么说NEPTR,don'tsaystufflikethat.听着我们才刚认识1.ook,Iknowwejustmet.或许你有很多私人的烦恼andyou'reprobablygoingthroughalotofpersonalstuffrightnow.但我真的很喜欢你ButIreallylikeyou,NEPTR.我一定会尽力让你正常运作Andmnotgonnarestuntilyou'reworkingproperly.往我的好朋友脸上砸派andthrowinghotpieinmybestfriend'sface.我们可以一起疯狂捉弄老皮Together,we'regonnaprankthepootsoutofJake.我会-直爱你主人llalwaysloveyou,Creator.我相信你砸不停Iknowyouwill,NEPTR.我们现在需要借助闪电的力量Nowallweneedismorelightningpower.让你能火力全开soyoucanbeoperatingatfullcapacity.我知道能找谁帮忙AndIthinkIknowjustthedumbwhowecangetsomefrom.满山满谷美丽的糖Whatbeautifulpilesofsugar.不是我们称之为白雪No,NEPTRR.Wecallthatsnow.白雪？Snow?你们是不是故意害我撞山的？Didy'allsmackmeintothatmountainonpurpose?一对啊一记下来砸不停Yeah.-Takenote,NEPTR.他们超会恶作剧的Theseguysaregrade-Apranksters.你们先等着以免我们要逃亡Youguyshangoutincaseweneedadaringescape.一当然一要逃亡Yeah,sure.-Daringescape,yeah.没问题交给我们Absolutely.Wegotyourback.我拿了他的皮夹Igothiswallet.我们要偷偷来找到闪电藏匿处Justgottasneakarounduntilwefindhislightningboltstash.但主人私自闯入是不对的吧？Butcreator,isnotbreakingandenteringwrong?不是这只是恶作剧很好玩的No,we,reprankingandentering,whichisawesome.我们偷偷摸摸Sneaking.We,resneaking.一安静砸不停一偷偷摸摸Shush,NEPTR.-Sneaking.-偷偷摸摸一砸不停你会害我们被发现Sneaking.-NEPTR,you'regonnagetuscaught.是你吗亲爱的？今天工作顺利吗？Isthatyou,honey?Howwasyourdayatwork?太糟了我怎能忍♥受与你分开呢冰霸王？Terrible.HowcouldIpossiblystandtobeapartfromyou,theIceKing?阿鹅我有老婆的话就会这样Yousee,Gunter.That'showitwouldgoifIactuallyhadawife.游戏时间Gametime.攻击青蛙Killthefrog.快点它就在你前面Comeon.He'srightinfrontofyou.低一点笨女人1.ower.Lo.Stupidlady.一快杀青蛙一主人Killit.-Creator,如果我们被发现了ifwegetcaught.我想告诉你我永远爱你IwantyoutoknowthatIwillalwayslovedyou.你已经说过了Youalreadytoldmethat.我们不会被发现Andwe'renotgettingcaught.我们要把你修好才能整老皮We'regonnagetyouworkingsowecanprankJake.他随时都可能醒来Hecouldwakeupfromhisnapatanysecond.我随时都可能醒来Imightwakeupatanymoment.才怪我要继续睡Nah,mstillasleep.可恶Oh,no.那只青蛙居然朝我的宝贝丢魔弹Thatfrogiscastingmagicmissilesonmybabe.快点趁他不注意Quickly,whilehe,sdistracted.快点快点走Oh,comeon.Getoutofthe.快走啊Move.这个游戏作弊啦Thisgamecheatsanyway.看你干了什么好事阿鹅1.ookwhatyoudid,Gunter.危机解除砸不停We'rehome-free,NEPTR.你在叫什么？Whatareyouonabout?你快要激怒我了You'restartingtoinfuriateme.你仿佛是要提醒我It'salmostlikeyou'retryingtoalertme.要警告我可能是Warnmeabout,Idon'tknow.有人入侵吗？anintruderorsomething.说不定他就在这里Perhapshe,slurkinginthisveryroom.在我看不见的地方justoutsidemyfieldofvision.够r别叫了Well,knockitoff.怎公办主人？WhatdoWedo,creator?我们要捉弄他We'regonnaprankhim,NEPTR.玩个痛快Hard-core.你看起来有点肥阿鹅You'relookin'kindafat,Gunter.看你的手臂肥嘟嘟1.ookatthesearms.Fat.爸爸的小胖胖Daddy'slittlefatty.你的脸这么肥会找不到舞伴You'llnevergetapromdatewithallthattubonyourface,youknow.好冰融化的天花板真讨厌Cold!Blastthesemeltyceilings.主人你带我见识恶作剧的快乐Creator,youhaveshownmethejoysofpranking.我等不及不停把派砸到老皮脸上IcannotwaittothrowpiesinfinitelyatJake'sface.天花板真的融化了Theceilingreallyismelty.那是什么？Whatwasthat?警告Alarm.一警告一入侵者Alarm.-Huh?Intruder.说不定是诗中的美丽公主Maybeabeautifulprincess,likeinmypoems.我们得尽快找到闪电Wegottafindthatlightningasfastas.主人是闪电Creator.Lightning.是闪电形状的门It'salightning-shapeddoor.我们就要撞上了Andwe'regonnasmashrightintoit.抓紧了砸不停我有个计划Holdon,NEPTR.Igotaplan.真是个好计划Thatwasagreatplan.才怪那是个意外我们走运了Nah,thatwasn'tmyplan.Wegotlucky.它们会使我能力增强吗主人？Arethosemyticketstothegunshow.Creator?像我说的你能正常运作You'regonnabefullyfunctionaljustlikeIpromised.冰螟蚣Ice-o-pede.阿宝？Finn?为什么不是公主来呢？Whycan,tyoueverbeaprincess?冰螟蚣攻击Ice-o-pede.Attack!不是攻击我Ice-o-pede.No.我们拿了闪电就快离开吧1.et'sgrabsomelightningandgetouttahere.消灭他吧不怎么忠心的宠物FinishhimOffmysemi-loyalpet.无辜的路人？发射Aninnocentbystander?Zap!砸不停不要啊NEPTR!No!不好了No!不对我们本来就要这样Oh,yeah,that'swhatwewantedtohappen.砸不停可以正常运作了NEPTRisfullyfunctional.砸不停太好了NEPTR!Yeah!像夹扁我一样地夹扁他Crushhim.Crushhimlikeyoucrushedme.一主人？一砸不停砸派Creator?-NEPTR.Thepies.Pies.对喔Oh,right.拜托Comeon!派里有什么？Whatwasinthosepies?只有波森律Justboysenberries.还有毒药Andalsopoison.砸不停有点怪怪的NEPTRisactingdifferent.阿宝快跳Quick,Finn,jump.中了你们的圈套Youguysgotme.我刚才想消灭的那个机器人唤起了我深层的渴望SomethingaboutthatrobotItriedtokillfillsmewithdeeplonging.谢各位你们实现诺言Thanks,guys.Yourbloodoathisfulfilled.飘向中气层Yay.Tothemesosphere.终于可以爆♥炸♥了Finallywecandie.我有烦恼主人Iamtroubled,Creator.我突然想要收集公主Troubledbyasuddenurgetocollectprincesses.这句话非常严重且令人不安NEPTR,that'saheavy,unsettlingthingtosay.振作起来我们要去捉弄老皮Butpullyourselftogether.We'reabouttoprankJake.好吧Sure.One,two.一三一快跑砸不停Three!-Run,NEPTR!发射Zap.不妙Aw,man.我来带走我的儿子vecometotakemyson.你儿子？一快来爸爸这里Yourson?-CometoPapi,son.除非你惹我否则我不会攻击你Iwon'tattackyou.Unlessprovoked.他不是你儿子He,snotyourson.不然也应该是我儿子Ifanything,he'smyson.是我的力量激发了他的潜能Itwasmypowerthatactivatedhisfullpotential.当你被我的闪电击中Whenyouwerestruckwithmylightning.也被注入我的特质Youalsobecameinfusedprivateparticles.他想要跟我在一起Hewantstobewithme,Finn.不可能砸不停想帮我捉弄老皮Noway.NEPTRwantstohelpmeprank)ake.我无法选择Iamtorn.我正在处理对于公主和恶作剧的喜爱Iamprocessingaloveforbothprincessesandpranking.别担心儿子Don'tworry,son.我让你看看你应有的人生I'llshowyouthelifeyoudeserve.不行砸不停No,NEPTRI好耶现在我们在我的想象空间Yes.Nowthatwe'veenteredmyimaginationzone.让我用这个来逗逗你吧allowmetotantalizeyouwiththis.公主们Princesses.做为我的儿子你必须继承捉女生的传统Asmyson,youwillcarryonthetraditionofcapturingladies.多说一点爸爸一别上当Tellmemore,papi.-No,NEPTR.我要一个比我优秀的儿子IwantasonwhocandobetterthanI.能完成我未能完成的事业onewhocansucceedwhereIhavefailed.你可以跟机器人公主亲热Youcanmatewithrobotprincesses!之后还能跟阿宝恶作剧吗？CanIstillprankwithFinnafter?当然不行No!让你瞧瞧跟阿宝混在一起会有什么下场llshowyouwhatwillhappenifyouhangoutwithFinn.对砸不停疯狂放屁Pootin1onNEPTRtothemax.我喜欢这种恶作剧Yeah,IloveFinn'spranks.不行No!我受够了你到底要选谁？mthroughplayingaround,son.Whodoyouchoose?砸不停选择我选择恶作剧C'mon,NEPTR.Chooseme,buddy.Choosepranks.我选择I.Ichoose.一冰霸王一什么？IceKing.-What?你这个玩笑开大了Yougottabeflippin'kiddingme.他做出选择了接受吧小子Hemadehischoice.Getoverit,crybaby.我还没说完mnotfinished.我是选冰霸王来捉弄IchooseIceKingtoprank.一玩个痛快一什么？Hard-core!-What?我的脸Myface.我生了你也可以毁了你1birthedyou.AndIcanunbirthyou.休想Never.好好睡爸爸Sleepwell,Papi.在有美丽公主的想象空间里好好休息inyourimaginationzonefullofbeautifulprincesses.一想捉弄老皮吗？一我就是为此而生YouwanttoprankJake?-It,swhyIwascreated.好我们走Okay.Let'sgo.老皮醒醒Jake.Wakeup.兄弟Hey,dude.太阳下山了Sunisgoingdown.要去抓公主了吗爸爸？Shallwecaptureprincessesnow,papi?等等先在这里坐一会儿孩子No,let'sjuststayherealittlelonger,son.我永远爱你爸爸Iloveyouforever,papi.待续谢谢观赏