AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第二季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeC,mon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#Thefunwillneverend#真正的自己小心别弄坏给泡泡糖公主的礼物Careful,you'llwreckmygiftforPrincessBubblegum.抱歉不过这到底是什么？Hey,what,sitsupposedtobeanyway?这是糖果王国的比例模型It'sascalemodeloftheCandyKingdom!我用口水做的Madeoutofmysaliva.所以你要送口水给她吗？Sothismeansyouwannagiveheryourspit?对不对Yup.Hey,no!没事的我能理解It,sokay,dude.Itotallygetit.我只是想送点小礼Ijustwantedtogivehersomething庆祝她弄了科学的什么东西tocelebratehersciencething.你是说超级科学烤肉吗？Youmeanhersupersciencebarbecue?科学最棒这个礼物够科学吗？Youthinkit'sscience-yenoughforher?放心她会喜欢的Relax,she'llloveit.一笑什么？一泡泡糖公主在那里Wha.-Hey,there'sBubblegum!快把礼物藏在背后Hideitbehindyourback,man.公主Princess!你们好Hi,guys.我正在生火准备今晚烤肉Justgettingthegrillcookingfortonight'sBBQ.阿宝你背后藏了什么？What'sthatyougotbehindyourbackthere,Finny?我做了个东西给你1madeyousomething.这样啊我可以看吗？Really?CanIscopeit?可以先闭上眼瞄Yes.Closeyoureyes.一好吧一可以睁眼了A'ight.-Getreadytoopenyoureyes!可以睁眼了吗？CanIopenmyeyes?不行还要再等三个小时No!Wait!Keepthemclosedforlikethreemorehours!我要张开眼睛了mgonnaopenmyeyes.阿宝这是粉红色的Finn!It'spink!我超爱粉红Ilovepink.谢谢你阿宝Thanks,Finn!公主Princess!你最好别告状Betternotsaynothing,you.什么事杳特？Yes,Chet?我请烤肉师♥父♥准备烤肉SoIcalledgrillmeisterfortheBBQ.但薄荷不给他锅铲butPepperwon'tgiveupthespatula!好啦要就拿去Fine.Youcanhaveit.抢得到再说Whenyoupryitfrommycolddeadhands!别跑No!假如你们不在烤炉旁边Ifyoutwoaren'twatchingthegrill.那是谁在照顾炉火？thenwho'swatchingthegrill!是肉Meat!熄灭吧烈火Die,youfire!阿宝你太厉害了Finn,thatwasawesome.谢了公主举手之劳而已Thanks,princess.malwayshappytohelp.我知道了Isee.以科学观点来看你的英雄脑袋非常厉害Yourheroicbrainisfascinatinginascientificway.许多科学巨擘会在烤肉会上演说Manyscientificmindsaregoingtobespeakingatmybarbecue.你也应该上台说几句Youshouldtalkaboutsomethingtoo.你会答应我吧？You'lldothatforme,right?你说什么都好Anythingyouwant谢了阿宝Thanks,Finn.给我Givemethat.好我得去处理一下1.isten,Ihavetodealwiththis.今晚见Seeyoutonight.好Yeah.老弟罩着我呼吸吧Buddy,justbreatheintome.只是要对一群聪明人演讲罢rYou'rejustgonnagiveaspeechtoabunchofbrainiacs.我没办法对他们演讲我是傻瓜Ican'thangwiththoseguys.mfullofstupid!那就去最聪明的地方借脑袋吧Thenwe'lljustborrowsomebrains.bygoingtotheplacewhereknowledgelives!脑袋城Braintown.不是是图书馆No.Thelibrary.活死人的图书馆Thelibraryoftheundead.错r一般的图书馆No,justtheregularlibrary.阿宝我们走吧Hey,Finn,let'ssplit.这里原来这公无聊Thisturnedouttobeboring.但我得把知识塞进脑袋ButIhavetocramthisinfo!好吧Okay.那我继续看关于无花果的书lljustkeepreadingthisbookaboutfigs.我也继续看这本关于猪的书AndI'lljustreadthisbookaboutpigs.一你在做什么？一我也很无聊Whatyoudoing?-mborednowtoo!好棒Yeah.-Yeah.这公吵可不行That'scompletelyinappropriate.但我们很有学习热忱But.Wewerejustenthusiasticaboutlearning.如果无法自学SoifIcan'tbooklearnforbeans.就找聪明人教我科学好了we'lljustgetsomesmartietoexplainscientificjunktome.至少演讲听来会够聪明Yeah,thenyoucanatleastsoundsmart.但我们要去哪里找聪明人？Butwhereareyougonnafindsomeonelikethat?老皮我们要去大学Jake,we'regoingtocollege.大哉问依然未解Andthegreatquestionendures:谁能在对决中获胜？Whowouldwininafight.是尼采的超人还是机械人？betweenNietzche1SUbermenschandMandroid?答案就是狼人皇后TheanswerisWerewolfQueen!每次都是狼人皇后赢It,salwaysWerewolfQueen!好厉害Rad.老皮你直接缩小就行了Jake,youcanjustshrinkyourselfdown.对喔Yeah.等我遇见狼人皇后AndwhenIfinallymeetthewerewolfqueen.她会让我当皇夫shewilltakemeonasherroyalconsort.我们要血腥统治andwewillruleinblood.老师你能多说点科学Hey,teach.Canyoutalkmoreaboutscientific之类的事吗？Stuffandthings?当然可以SureIcould.不过这堂课是虚构战争理论Ifthiswasn'taclassontheoreticalfightanomics!你修了这堂课吗？你叫什么？Areyoueveninthisclass,mister虫虫一丛丛Wormy.WormyMcSquirmy.一丛丛同学吗？我看看"McSquirmy."We'lljustseeaboutthat.在这里虫虫一丛丛失礼了Thereyouare,"W.McSquirmy."msorry.你是选了课但整学期都旷课Yes,you'reregistered.andyouhaven'tshownupforasingleclass!旷课对师生都不好虫虫Truancyhurtsusall,McSquirmy.拜托你们没有同学爱吗？Please.Where'syourcompassion?一制伏他一攻击1.et'skillhim!-Assail!精益求精Excelsior.老皮走吧Jake,let'sgetoutofhere.别来学界捣乱了Andstayoutofacademia!就这样了Well,that,sit.我实在不知道该怎么学科学malloutofideasonhowtolearnthisjunk.我们就用魔法解决吧1.et'sjustsolvethisthingwithmagic.不行那叫抄捷径No.That'stheeasywayout.对这样最省事Yeah!It'stheeasywayout.没错我们去怪怪鹅的魔法小店Yeah!Let'sgovisitChooseGooseandhismagicalshack.你说魔法吗？Magic,yousay?对怪怪鹅Yeah,ChooseGoose,我需要魔法Ineedmagic.我需要能增进智慧的魔法Somekindofmind-enhancingmagic.好你需要的是,Yes.Thequestthatyouareonrequires大书呆眼镜TheGlassesofNerdicon!只要戴上眼镜SoIjustputthoseon就能在大家面前演讲andthendbeabletogivethatlecture.泡泡糖公主一定会喜欢AndPrincessBubblegumwilltotallydigit.好你想要用什么交换？Yeah!Whatdoyouwantforit,CG?我觉得最近好累1.atelyvebeenfeelingdrained.希望能消除疲惫Ionlywishtobeentertained.做得真好眼镜收好Welldone.Theglassesyouhavewon.所有小事物都能见微如着Everythingsmallisjustasmallversionofsomethingbig!我什么都了解了Iunderstandeverything!阿宝你还好吗？Bud,areyouokay?老皮我好得不得了Jake,mbetterthanokay!我知道要怎么赢得公主赞赏了Iknowexactlyhowtoimpresstheprincess!用更多口水泡泡吗？Morespitbubbles?不是口水泡泡跟我的旧世界观一样脆弱No,thosespitbubbleswereasfragile.asmyoldperceptionofreality.但等等你说的或许有道理Butwait.Maybeyou'reontosomething.不如让泡泡糖公主见识前所未有的泡泡Icouldshowtheprincessbubbles.thelikesofwhichnoonehaseverseen!你打算怎么做？Andhowwillyoudothat?我要先列出清单I'llstartwithasolid,bulletedlist探险活宝科学最棒再次谢谢葡萄糖博士ThanksagaintoDr.Dextrose分享对可爱愿景的精辟研究forsharingyourfascinatingresearchonthefutureofcuteness.真棒呢Yes.Howcharming.见解有够古怪Whatquaintnotions.接着是客座演讲Andnowforaspecialguestlecture主讲人是哇赛秘境的大英雄byoneof0oo,sgreatestheroes.欢迎小男孩阿宝Finnthehuman!各位来宾和公主好1.adiesandgentlemen,andprincess.我今天的演讲主题是多♥维♥泡泡mheretotalkaboutmulti-dimensionalbubbles!我不只是来吹泡泡而已Butmnotjustgoingtotalkaboutblowingbubbles!还要让你们大吹"眼界mgoingtoblowyourminds.这是我自己发明的吹泡泡器Thisisabubbleblowerofmyowndesign.能用来吹出多度空间的泡泡Withthisyoucanblowbubblesindifferentdimensions.二维的泡泡投射出一维的影子Thistwo-dimensionalbubblecastsaone-dimensionalshadow.三维的泡泡投射出二维的影子Athree-dimensionalbubblecastsatwo-dimensionalshadow.四维的泡泡投射出三维的影子Afour-dimensionalbubblecastsathree-dimensionalshadow.简直超出理解范围Itisbeyondcomprehension!一超越时间超越空间一天啊Oh,my!-Beyondspace!Beyondtime!阿宝这表示你创造了Finn,thatwouldmeanyou'vecreated.没错黑洞Yes.Ablackhole!阿宝快想想办法Finn,dosomething!没关系解决办法就在我的It,sokay.msurethesolutionisonmybulleted清单上list!别担心一切都在我的掌控中Don'tworry.Ihaveeverythingundercontrol.什么在掌控中？Undercontrol?来宾都吓坏了Myguestsareterrified!很好他们体内会分泌肾上腺素Yes!Andtheirbrainsarereleasingadrenaline.还有多巴胺松果体也可能释放二甲基色胺dopamine,evendimethyltryptaminefromthepinealgland!这段经历极具教育价值Thishasseriouseducationalvalue.恐惧死亡和濒死体验ThanatophobiaandthisN.D.E.能改变我们对生命的认知isgivingusalleuphoricalteredawareness.公主你不明白吗？Don'tyousee,princess?生命终将逝去Wewereallborntodie!你想把我们全都害死吗？You'retryingtokillusall?当然不是No,ofcoursenot!我只想给你史上最棒的研讨会mtryingtogiveyouthegreatestconferenceever!阿宝你已经疯了Finn.You'vegoneinsane.什么？错了我是史上最聪明的人What?Noway.mlikethesmartestguyinOoo.多亏了这副眼镜thankstotheseglasses.眼镜？Glasses?阿宝快拿下来Finn,takethoseoff.你已经丧失自我了You'renotyourself.但是一拜托我需要真正的你But.-Please!Ineedtherealyou.怎么回事？What'sgoingon?你用这个吹出来的Youblewit,Finn.Withthis.那我就用这个灭了它Thenllkillitwiththis.小心一点Becareful.阿宝小心Finn!Lookout!什么？Wha.是四维的剑Four-dimensional!老皮放开我Jake,letmego!阿宝不要做傻事Finn!Don'tdoanythingstupid!我也没办法Ican'thelpit,man.因为我就是个大傻瓜mallaboutstupid!好耶Yeah!阿宝Finn!-Finn!阿宝我的科学烤肉彻底失败了Finn,mysciencebarbecuewasafiasco.太不可思议了Thatwasincredible.这场研讨会绝对算史上最棒Thatwasthegreatestconferenceever!我太无知了m.这是什么？Whafsthis?做超级泡泡造成黑洞发疯Makehyperbubble.Causeblackhole.Becomeinsane.公主拿下眼镜解救大家PBtakesoffmyglasses.Savetheday.赢得公主的芳心？Wintheheartoftheprincess.阿宝你知道会发生这些事吗？Finn,youknewallthiswouldhappen?知道什么？这是我在变聪明时写的Knewwhat?IwrotethatlistwhenIwasinsanewithsmartness.待续谢谢观赏