AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第一季第二十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#ThefunwillneverendIt'sadventuretime#你做了什么好事？开始执行捕捉冰霸王秘密行动"OursecretmissiontocapturetheIceKingisunderway.好像不应该讲这么大声ThoughIprobablyshouldn'tsaystufflikethatoutloud.这一片应该放这里外面是谁？Whoisit?我射Zap.有人送礼物给我Someoneleftmeagift.花生糖Peanutbrittle?可是我在减肥Butmonadiet.吃花生糖包你变胖Should'vestucktoyourdiet.阿宝不要随便侮辱我最心爱的花生糖Finn,you'vedestroyedmyfaithincannedpeanutbrittle.射Zap.糟糕我的魔力都在皇冠里面Ohno.Mycrownhasallmypowersinit.命中目标Wrapattack.要不要把你像小宝宝一样包紧紧How'boutIswaddleyouuplikeasweetbaby?终于抓到冰即王了We'vefinallycapturedtheIceKing.干嘛抓他？Why'dwedothisagain?公主指派任务从不解释对吧？Princessexplaineditallwhenshesentusonthemission.'Member?去捉冰霸王把他带到这儿来GocapturetheIceKingandbringhimtome.的确没有解释原因Shereallydidn'texplainanything.她一定有好理由msureshe'sgotagoodreason.大家都去哪儿了？Whereiseverybody?这地方真荒凉Yeah,thisplaceisdeserted.但有一个人Exceptforthatguy.我来了阿宝Ichbinhier,Finn.是我泡泡糖公主It'smetheprincess.一带来了吗？一当然Didyoubringhim?-Suredid.冰露王做了什么?So,whatdidtheIceKingdoto.晚点再解释快一点跟我来Notime.Nowquickly.Withme.拖不罗Ttublaw.密♥码♥是什么？What'sthepassword?我投降Yougotme.秘密通道Secretdoor.-Secretdoor.这里通往地牢Thisstairwayleadstothedungeon我们要把讨厌的冰霸王丢在那里wherewe,lltossthatlousyIceKing.他做了什么要被关在下面？Whatawfulthingdidhedotogettossedinthere?他什么都没做Hedidn'tdoanything.什么也没做Notathing.-什么？-这件事说来话长What?-It'salongstory,Finn.一冰霸王一-泡泡糖公主Yousee,theIceKing.-PrincessBubblegum.请立刻前往大厅you'reneededatonceinthegrandhall.不行我需要多一点时间No.Ineedmoretime.天啊对不起Gosh.msorry.好啦我要走了AllrightIhavetogo.你们看好冰霸王等我回来YoutwojustguardtheIceKinguntilIreturn.准备好让他惊声尖叫吧Andbepreparedtomakehimhowlwithpain.没问题公主Yougotit,princess.这也太荒谬了Thisisatotalrook.冷静一点囚犯Settledown,prisoner.我们要登记你的私人物品Wegottarecordyourbelonging.一个神奇的皇冠Onemagicalcrown.可能是偷来的Probablystolen.你不要乱讲Ididn'tstealit.是我自己做的Imadethatitem.用偷来的魔法做的MadeitwiththemagicthatIstole.把皇冠还给我Sohanditover不然我就要狠招给你看orllstrikemenacingposesatyou.别闹事囚犯Coolit,inmate.这些铁条是关不住我的Thesebarscan'tholdmeforever.而且也才两根There'sonlyliketwoofthem.你们两个笨蛋没资格看守囚犯Youfoolshavenobusinessguardingprisoners.是吗？Ohyeah?这些头盔够厉害吧？Well,howaboutthesehelmetswefound?还有改过向善之眼监视你AndwegottheOculusofRehabilitation.给我乖一点Bebetter.加上忏悔之架Andtheshelfofpenitence.对不起msorry.msosorry.把皇冠给我好吗？Howaboutyoujusthandmemycrown?我可以帮你做牢房♥铁条llcreatesomeicebars.没问题Okay.不行他在说谎No,Jake.It,satrick.我就是在骗你mtoyingwithyou.高级骗术Psychologically.搞定Finished.我到底犯了什么罪？So,whatamIbeingchargedwith?你很讨人厌还说谎FivecountsOfjerketeering.对这重要吗？Yeah,whatdoesitmatter?拜托当然很重要Ofcourseitmatters.正确流程应该是Thewayitworksis.我先打破你们无谓的法规first,Itransgressyourmeaninglessrules.你们再恶意将我起诉andthenyoumaliciouslypersecuteme.这有道理Thatmakessense.你做了坏事我就惩罚你YoudobadStUffIpunishyou.笨蛋你打破程序了Fool.Youhavedisruptedthatorder.小子想知道真♥相♥吗?For,areyoureadyforthis?我最近并没有犯罪Ihavecommittednorecentcrime.真的吗？Really?我推♥翻♥你的价值观了mrockingyourworldview.老皮这样说来我们才是大坏蛋Jake,heisstartingtoconvincemewe'redoingabadthing.老弟Dude.神圣口水能让你冷静Becalmedbymysaliva.想想他做过的一堆坏事Andthinkofalltheterriblethingshe,sdone.也对Yeah,你还是一个活该坐牢的坏蛋you'restillajerkthatdeservestobeinjail.是吗？Ohyeah?你知道谁才该坐牢吗？Youknowwhoreallydeservestobeinjail?我给你看真正的坏蛋Iwillshowyouthetruejerks.看啊Behold.太暗了It'stoodark.看啊Behold.Behold.真的坏蛋在这里Beholdthetruejerks.我们才是坏蛋？Thejerksisus?老皮我被搞混了Jake,amIgoingcrazy?冰霸王讲得似乎有道理ItseemsliketheIceKingisrightaboutthis.如果他是对的那就表示我们Butifhe'sintheright,thenthatmeanswe'rein.在糖果王国TheCandyKingdom.不对大事不妙了No,itmeansmuch,muchworse.起来Onyourfeet.是不是放风的时间到了？Isittimeformy"hourintheyard/'boss?不对我们要放你走No,we,relettingyougo.我们认为不该把你关起来Wedecidedthatit'swrongtoimprisonyou.你在耍我对吧？Thisisatrick,huh?快走啦免得我改变心意GetouttaherebeforeIchangemymind.一定有人躲在附近等着教训我Theremustbesomeonewaitingoutside.Tobeatme.那是我的皇冠吗？Isthatmycrownoverthere?真高兴事情都解决了mgladthat'salltakencareof不对还剩一件事No,notquiteyet.对不起Sorry.但做坏事的人要被关Butsincewe'rethebadguysthistime,该进来的是我们wegottagotojail.糟透了Thissucks.滚出我的房♥间Hey.Getoutofmyroom.你怎么还在这里You'restillhere.快点走啦Justgetoutofhere,man.你真的要放我走？So,you'rereallybreakingmeout?我说过我们不应该关住你1.ikeIsaid,it'swrongtoimprisonyou.你是说你相信我Youmeanyoubelieveme?是真的吗？Canitbe?我们之间的一切仇恨Hasallthehatredbetweenus难道已经升华成更高贵的东西了somehowtransmutedintosomethingmore?是友谊吗？Afriendship?患难见真情击奉Abestfriendship?Knucks?不屑击拳吗？Slapsindisgust,eh?拍掌也可以啦1.et'scallthem,slappyd's."后会有期我的好兄弟Okay,seeyoulater,mybosoms.谁要跟你当兄弟mnoman'sbosom.开启秘密通道Cast"detectsecretdoor."搞定Success.抱歉我来晚了Sorryforthedelay.天啊这里的秘密通道还真多Man,therearealotofsecretdoorsaroundhere.好了冰霸王Andnow,IceKing,准备开始痛苦地惨叫preparetohowlwith.pain?我们做对的事情一定让她很感动She'ssoproudwedidtherightthing她都说不出话来了thatshealmostlooksenraged.冰霸王到底在哪里？WhereistheIceKing?自♥由♥朋友我来啦Finally,freedomandfriends.Forever.你们做了什么好事？Whathaveyoudone!什么事？Whathavewedone?看了就知道I'llshowyou.连我也生病了Yep,evenoStarchie'ssick.冻伤流感大流行Aplagueoffreezerburnflu.冰霸王做的吗？IceKingdidthis?这个嘛很难讲Well,yesandno.事情发生在三天前Ithappenedthreedaysago.公主看看我的新把戏Hey,princess.Checkoutmynewtrick.为了你我来洒雪花It'ssnowing.It'ssnowingforyou.我们认为他不是故意想散播疾病Wedon'tthinkhewastryingtospreaddisease.但不久后整个王国Butsoontheentirekingdom都被他的胡渣雪花感染了wasinfectedbyhisbeardflakes.经过研究我很快就发现Throughmyresearch,Iquicklydiscoveredthat.要治疗我的人♥民♥theonlywaytocuremypeople.就非得要取得冰露王痛苦的惨叫wastoobtainthepainedhowlsoftheIceKinghimself.但我直接请求他时ButwhenIpleadedwithhimdirectly.拜托请你帮个忙Please.Ibeseechyouraid.看在大家的份上Inthenameofcommondecency.我先搞清楚一件事So,letmegetthisstraight.你是在追求我吗？You'rehittingonme.才不是No.（韩语）你一点也配不上公主Korean听得出来话里有“强健”这个词1thinkIheardtheword,virile,inthere.她真的想追求我Ohshe'sdefinitelyhittingonme.才不是No.-Korean走开臭女人Begone,youbiddies.他有机会帮忙Hehadhischancetohelp,却什么都没做andhedidnothing.天啊她这次主动来找我了Oh,mygosh.Shecametomethistime.我别无选择Ihadnochoice只好用强迫手段让他惨叫buttotryandtakehiswailsbyforce.所以叫我们把他揍到惨叫？'Bygettingustobeatthetaroutofhim?我不能无缘无故揍冰霸王Ican'tjustbeatuptheIceKingfornothing.这样违反我的原则That'sagainstmyalignment.我知道你说得没错Iknow.You'reright.但有别的方法能让他哀号♥ButI'llgethimtogiveupthosehowls.而且他会自愿Voluntarily.交给我Iswearit.谢谢你阿宝Thankyou,Finn.1.老弟要怎么让他惨叫？Dude,howarewegonnagetthosehowls?有个方法能骗他vegotaplantotrickhim.但你一定不喜欢Butyouwon'tlikeit.听起来不太妙Thatsoundsominous.我不喜欢Idon'tlikeit.冰霸王快出来IceKing,comeforth.我要出来了mcomingforth.我的朋友们过来了吗？IsthatthevoiceoffriendshipIhear?准备好要玩游戏了吗？Soareyoufellowsreadyforgamenight?玩游戏？Gamenight?一真奇怪一为什么？Well,that'sweird.-What?Why?你知道一般朋友都做什么吧？Youdoknowhowfriendsact,right?你之前有朋友吧？You'vehadfriendsbefore?一有啊一很好Yes?-Yeah,朋友总是互相喊痛苦的惨叫声soyouknowhowfriendsare.alwayshowlinginpainforeachother?当然大家都知道Yeah,right.Everyoneknowsthat.你要对我惨叫了吗？Willyouhowlforme,pal?当然朋友Ofcourse,friend.不好意思Sorry.我笑场了I'vegotthesillies.要我大叫的话我一定会笑个不停Icouldn'tpossiblyhowlwithoutgigglinguncontrollably.我太兴奋你们来了mjustsogiddyaboutyoubeinghere.我是一根香蕉mabanana.别踩到跌倒了Don'tsliponme.别无选择了直接揍他比较快We'reouttaoptions.Let'sjustbeatitoutofhim.不行我们No,Jake.We.别动你身上有一只虫Waitasec.There,sabugonyou,friend.我打Smack.有了这是我的机会Biscuits.Now,smychance.这些可是我用牙齿咬出来的Youknow,Icarvedthesegamepiecesfrommyownteeth.怎么了？Huh?你在哭？Crying?你打了我冰霸王Youhitme,IceKing.我活不下去了Idon'tthinkIcouldliveanymore.我的好兄弟竟然打我Knowingmybestbosomhitme.我只是想从便便虫手里救你Iwasonlysavingyoufrompoo-poopalms.我快死了我知道你根本不在乎我mdyingbecauseIknowyoucarenotforme.不要啊我的兄弟No.My.Mybosom.我做了什么好事？Whathath1done?我的朋友我唯一的朋友Myfriend.Myonlyfriend.那我呢？Hey,whataboutme?为什么？Why?为什么?Why?小塔又恢复健康了Starchie,sfeelinghealthyagain.而且还变成了肌肉男Abittoohealthyifyouaskme.大家的病全都好了They'reallgettingbetter.他们两个做到了FinnandJakedidit.我真是太高兴了German太高兴就会,German好了阿鹅Well.Gunter,把尸体拿出去丢了disposeofFinn'scarcass.真惨Harrumph.做得好那声惨叫一定已经传回Goodjob.Thosewailsmusthavereachedallthewaybackto.他一下子就抛弃朋友的遗体了Didyouseehowfasthedroppedmylifelessbody?真恶劣That'sjustmean.阿宝如果有一天你死在我的怀里Finn,ifIcameacrossyourlifelessbody.我会紧紧抱住你的遗体好儿亿年dclaspyoudramaticallyforakajillionyears.谢啦老皮Thanks,man.等什么快装死Hey,whywait?Playdead,Finn.为什公？Why?为什么？Why?为什么？Why?探险时间好棒Adventuretime!待续谢谢观赏